I entered the VIP seat, and when I saw Lu Junyi and the others sitting there a long time ago, I complained, "You don't call me when you leave." ”

Wu Yong said with a smile: "You put those signs everywhere like ghost exorcisms, why are we embarrassed to disturb you...... Guys? ”

I laughed awkwardly a few times, nodded to Ni Siyu's head and said, "I have time to read more books, don't fool around with these people, did you drink again yesterday?" ”

Ni Siyu said innocently: "What are you doing, I just came!" ”

Only then did I find out that she was indeed not with Zhang Shun and them, there was a person sitting next to her, her face was pale, her body was weak, her eyes were occasionally round, it was actually Zhao Bai's face, next to him, Jing Er was stupidly holding a semiconductor, and the heads of the two were stuck on it one left and one right, revealing an angelic idiot smile......

I wondered, "Xiao Zhao, why are you here?" ”

Jing Ke smiled: "I asked him to come." ”

"How did you inform him?"

Master Li interjected: "I'll help him call Uncle Zhao." ”

I asked Zhao Baimian: "You came over?" ”

Zhao Baimian shook his head slowly, and then made a gesture of shaking his arms and said, "I'll use it to run!" Jing Ke smiled happily and put his arm around Zhao Bai's shoulder.

What a relationship between two fools!

There are more than 60 teams that signed up for the group martial arts performance this time, and the organizing committee arranged to be held in one day, and the time is urgent, so a team is performing at the same time, and 4 teams should be arranged to prepare at the designated venue, and the 300 soldiers of the Yuejia Army have been ranked last in the team preparing for the performance, and they are about to play. I waved at them from afar, the soldiers had strong eyes, they all looked this way, Xu Delong smiled at me, Yan Jingsheng accompanied him, in the neat team, Li Jingshui naughtily saluted me with a beautiful [***] salute, and I don't know where to learn it.

I sighed secretly: It's still 300 to save my heart, discipline is really the life of a unit, this squad has a total of 300 people, all of them died, not to mention surrender, not even a deserter, the average loyalty should be more than 99.8%, and now they are wearing fake Puma sportswear purchased from Black Widow, with bright clothes and full HP, I really can't bear them to go.

I squeezed Ni Siyu who was sitting in the front row away, snatched her binoculars to look at the current performance team, Ni Siyu was just about to show loli's fierce true colors to salute me, and saw Xiang Yu at a glance, grabbed his arm in pitiful tears, and said coquettishly: "Big brother, Xiaoqiang bullied me ......"

The group that is performing the show happens to be the Jingwu Free Fighting Club upstairs on our floor, and I don't know what to say about the Jingwu Gate created by Huo Yuanjia, it may be that it was barely scratched by eight poles and passed on and passed on and then passed on and then passed on the disciples, and the master printed on their shoulders is 7 points like Bruce Lee, 3 points like Donnie Yen, whoa, screaming like thunder, kicking the sky, quite powerful.

I saw that more than 20 of them ran on the stage quickly, and after flashing their fists a few times, one of them stood in a crotch position on horseback, and the other ran a few steps to fly onto the shoulders of this person, another ran dozens of steps to fly onto the shoulders of the second person, and another person ran dozens of steps to fly onto the shoulders of the third person......

Let's make a long story short, when the heroes of Liangshan have all met Master Li in order, the work of stacking arhats on the field has been carried out to the eighth person, swaying and pointing straight to the sky, which is spectacular, and the other dozen or so people are pretending to practice boxing next to them, which is very the style of the eighteen arhats in "God of Food".

There are two major attractions in this show, the first is the weight-bearing capacity of the person at the bottom, who is about 40 years old, and when he was young, he probably pulled coal in a tunnel that only allowed one person to crawl, and his shoulders were extremely strong; The second attraction is the height, when the ninth person climbs up like an ape, the audience starts to cheer and scream.

Of course, with the current human technology, it is not surprising that people are stacked up to the troposphere with all high-tech measures, but the thrill is that they do not have any insurance facilities, 9 people are piled up in a line, and the top one can almost take off the hydrogen balloon on the conference venue as soon as he stretches out his hand, and if an Indian Ah San with a head is allowed to sit next to them and play the flute, I really don't know if they will rise to the sky like a rope.

This nearly 10-meter human ladder overwhelmed the audience and earned enough applause.

Zhang Qing pinched the lid of the cup and said to me: "Do you think they will pose a threat to us winning the award, do you need me to knock down the top one?" ”

Wu Yong judged the situation through the telescope and said: "I want to hit the bottom ......"

Zhang Qing: "Hit the top one to die, and the bottom one to die at least three or four, Xiaoqiang has the idea." ”

I put the telescope on the maximum multiples and said, "No need to fight, the judges like to work against the audience, and the higher the cheers, the worse it is." ”

Zhang Qing smiled: "I'm just joking, I basically haven't killed anyone." ”

In fact, our worries are superfluous, the 5 judges are not interested in this show, the chairman of the jury, the president of the Chinese Martial Arts Association pointed to the table with his fingers and looked at the next catalogue list, the other two old men talked and laughed and didn't know what they were talking about, anyway, they didn't sweep the stage with their eyes, the old Taoist was sorting out his clothes, as for the old monk, I was meditating when I saw him, maybe I didn't sleep well last night.

After the acrobatic troupe went down, I couldn't watch the next show at all, the two men handed the guns with a single knife, slowly, Lin Chong praised next to me: "These two people are so handsome in kung fu, killing moves one after another, if they are on the field, they must be two capable hands." And the judges also focused their attention at this time, I shoved the telescope into Lin Chong's hand, pouted, and said, "You guys will work against the people!" ”

I got out of the audience and came to 300, patted Xu Delong on the shoulder, and asked him, "How are you preparing?" ”

Xu Delong nodded: "No problem." ”

"By the way, what are you going to perform?"

Xu Delong said: "A set of collective stick methods. ”

I looked at them and found a question: "What about your sticks?" ”

Xu Delong said: "I forgot to buy it, I thought about it, I just need to make an appearance when I go up, and anyone who has insight must know what we are practicing." ”

I rose from my feet to my head, grabbed his arm, and said hurriedly: "This is a martial arts performance, not a new concept essay competition, aren't you looking for death by playing stream of consciousness with the judges?" ”

Xu Delong didn't care and said: "We have performed like this before, Marshal Yue said it was good after watching it!" ”

I jumped to my feet and said, "It's useless for your grandfather's grandfather to say yes, there is no stick, you have to get a broom, right?" "Speaking of brooms, my eyes lit up, remembering the battle of the Tiger Pavilion, Lin Chong used the dun cloth as a gun, 300 can naturally use a broom as a stick, it is really difficult to get 300 martial arts sticks in such a short time, but there are several local stores outside the stadium, it should not be difficult to get 300 big brooms, I was busy pulling a few small soldiers, stuffing them with money, and letting them go out to buy brooms, and specially stated that they wanted that kind of wheat straw broom with a long pole, and then I asked for the surname to tell them: "It is to sweep the street with that kind of-"

In this way, two more performance teams completed the show, and there was only one left in front of us.

I was so anxious to walk around, and now I don't know which school invited Peking Opera actors to perform on stage, and they played a play "Cross Slope", also called "Wu Song Hit the Shop", playing the actress Sun Erniang, wearing a close-fitting black leather coat and holding a whip, as if she was a queen, and the two solutions to escort Wu Song were arranged into two small ...... It's a very good play, and I'm not in the mood to watch it.

After the queen stepped down, we became the closest performers to the stage, and the soldiers sent out to buy sticks were delayed, and the 12 nunchucks on the stage were more than halfway through.

In the end, a warrior with a dozen brooms finally came late, followed by the second and third, or Li Jingshui was the most clever, hired two tricycles to pull more than 200 at a time, I just finished distributing the brooms, nunchucks exited, and the host signaled 300 to come to the stage.

This is good, even the broom head can't deal with the fighters can only hurriedly walk into the center, because the stage can not accommodate so many people, so only Xu Delong and 4 fighters on the stage lead the dance, the rest of the divergent surnames stand around the stage, 300 Huang Chengcheng's big brooms are erected, neat and tidy, and it looks strange and spectacular.

I saw that this was already the case, so I had to go to the audience, and the audience pointed and laughed, and someone said, "Why did the Environmental Sanitation Bureau also send a team?" A little boy next to him said disdainfully, "Dad, don't talk nonsense, this is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," he said, pointing to a little warrior with a scar on his forehead in the field, "I saw Harry Potter......"

I buried my head in my crotch (creative needs, please don't imitate) and walked back to the VIP seat, only to hear Xu Delong melodiously shouting: "Get up-"

"Bang", 300 showed a starting hand, neatly like 300 small pieces of paper being sucked by a sucking iron, and then brushed a few dots from top to bottom, those Huang Yanyan's newly bought brooms shook out a lot of wheat straw, fluttering in the 300 neat team, but also added a bit of solemnity.

Xu Delong turned the broom around his waist, his arms pierced forward, the broom's head was shaken by him suddenly, the soldiers were always slower than him by half a beat, and the next moment hundreds of brooms around the waist, swept and stabbed forward, and the soldiers shouted in unison: "Kill!" ”

Tens of thousands of spectators in the entire stadium were shocked by this killing and were speechless for a while, and the closed-eyed old monk on the rostrum suddenly raised his eyebrows and opened his eyes. Several of the other judges, who had been made to cry and laugh by the broom, were also sitting on their laps at the moment.

Xu Delong sped up his speed, and danced the broom through the wind and rain, occasionally slanting out, Xiang Yu said: "Hey, there are a few moves that look like overlord guns." ”

Lin Chong said: "Well, sweeping is a stick, and a vertical point is a gun, this set of kung fu is very suitable for mass destruction of the enemy on the battlefield." ”

Aren't these 300 brooms legendary weapons of mass destruction? By the way, what should they do when they're done with so many brooms?

Lin Chong only took a closer look at Xiang Yu at this time, hugged his fists and said, "Haven't asked for advice yet?" "Lin Chong didn't go to drink yesterday, and the heroes were all surrounding Master Li to ask about Yan Qing, so no one has introduced these two people yet.

Xiang Yu was paying attention to the performance on the field, and waved his hand casually: "It's easy to say, Xiang Yu." ”

I suddenly thought that these two people were both guns, so I asked Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, what do you say is the highest level of using guns?" ”

Xiang Yu said casually: "There are many kills, and being able to win is the highest level." ”

I glanced at Lin Chong and remembered that he had said something similar, and I couldn't help but be shocked: "You two stink each other...... Well, it's the same thing that the heroes see. ”

Lin Chong and Xiang Yu looked at each other and smiled, and the two gun kings of the next generation had a tacit understanding.

At this time, the movements of 300 were not very neat, that was because the moves were getting faster and faster, most of the people present did not have any cultivation in traditional martial arts, and they did not know how to fight on the battlefield, so they were not interested in seeing the movements in a mess, but there were also a few experts who gathered together to point and draw, and the 5 judges were really not covered, and their eyes were burning and looking at the field.

Xu Delong suddenly jumped high, poked the broom into the ground before landing, and then lifted his hand, which looked very tricky and ruthless......

I knew it was going to be bad, the field was full of land, and they were holding a big broom in their hands, so could they not raise the soil? Hundreds of people poked and raised like this, and suddenly the dust was filled, but what I didn't expect was that there were more and more similar actions later, and I saw Xu Delong desperately drawing circles on the ground on the stage, and I didn't know what he wanted to do.

Lin Chong clapped his hands and praised: "What a set of hook and sickle guns!" Just don't know why they also make this set of marksmanship? "Actually, it's very simple, Liang Shan's broken chain of horses makes the hook and sickle gun only temporary, the Yue family army and the Jin army are fighting, and the opponent's kidnapping horse is more difficult to deal with, so the 300 hook and sickle makes it even more superb, and when there is no gun, it is also very familiar to sweep the horse's legs with a stick.

…… It's just that no matter how amazing the marksmanship is, it's no longer visible, and the smoke and dust from hundreds of brooms desperately pestle cover the entire 300, and it is no exaggeration to say that even if they are performing lotus flowers in it now, people can't see it.

At first, I could vaguely see a figure moving in the smoke and dust, but in the end, I really couldn't aim at anything, and I saw the loess rolling on the field, as if there was a physical monster gradually growing.

Unfortunately, there was a slight east wind at this time, and the wind was neither fast nor slow, which happened to lead the cannon yellow dust to slowly move towards the rostrum, and the audience on the other side of the rostrum fled from their seats with a grin, and the five judges were stupid in an instant.

Do you say they run or not? Of course, it's too late to run, and the audience at the bottom will see the joke, what's the seriousness of this competition?

If you don't run, 300 will sweep more than half of the soil in the entire dump, and when the dust settles, insert a small wooden board and write their names on the five original seats of them, that is, a ready-made grave, the state has banned burials for many years, and these 5 people have been wiped out as an exception.

At this time, the difference between believers and non-believers is obvious, the old monk closed his eyes again, recited the Buddha's name in a low voice, his face was dignified and firm, and he had a compassionate feeling of "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell"; The old way, unfathomable and profound, is the so-called "Tao can be Tao, very Tao, three in one life, three in ten thousand, Zhuang Zhou into a butterfly...... "In short, the expression is very ethereal, very ethereal; The chairman of the jury on the left seems to be quite clean, and in the face of the oncoming sand waves, he just subconsciously covers the mouth of the teacup; The one on the right side of the chairman's head strangely showed a feeling of tenderness and affection, and I later learned that his home was from Inner Mongolia, and the scene before him may have reminded him of his hometown and the sandstorms in his hometown......

The chairman looked left and right, sighed, and sat back and waited for death.

The Yellow Devil mercilessly devoured our beloved 5 judges......

I don't know when 300 stopped, anyway, it took a long time to faintly see their shadows not moving, and after a while, the breeze swept away the sand and dust around them, and the soldiers had thick soil on their heads and shoulders, but no one was ordered to shoot it, they stood motionless, and even their eyes rarely blinked, and each person had a pigtail on his head, exactly like the Terracotta Army, I looked back to Qin Shi Huang, and sure enough, I saw him staring at 300 and muttering: "Whoosh Drop (ripe)-"

After another long time, when the rostrum was calm, the fun was great, the 5 judges were just like pottery, 300 were thick with soil, but they kept moving, and these few could only sit quietly, then it was conceivable, they closed their eyes and did not move, obviously they did not know that the dust had passed, several staff members ran up with laughter and pulled the judges out of the soil, changed the tablecloth, took wet towels to help them restore their original appearance, the judges holding the teacup practiced Qi kung fu is really first-class, He actually took a sip of the cup, and I saw that he chewed it for a long time as if he was eating fried noodles. A few monks did not have any worries, just wipe their heads with a towel, and the hair of several laymen looked particularly gloomy, and the Taoist priest was the best, took off his hat and put it on the table, and his long black and bright hair was particularly dazzling.

(To be continued)