Chapter 24: Soft-footed shrimp

The light swallowed up the darkness, and the sky was so bright.

Wu Ming opened the door and dragged his weak body out of the room, the door of the guest room on the second floor opened, Zhuge Dachang looked softer with dark circles under his eyes!

"Brother Pig, how many times did you last night? Are your legs weak? Wu Ming joked.

"Eight times! It's soft! ”

"It's worthy of Brother Pig, I only felt weak five times!"

The two began to exchange experiences of diarrhea, they fought hard for a night with tenacious perseverance, and after taking a dose of good medicine, they finally achieved a phased victory, and the restless large intestine has calmed down.

Charming dreams are always ruthlessly shattered in reality, to be exact, it has been strangled in the cradle before it has begun, and whoever pulls it for a night will no longer be interested in stealing jade and stealing incense, and the anger in the stomach is all gone, and the beautiful night is spent in diarrhea!

Wu Ming walked into Yan Ruyu's boudoir, and the beauty was still asleep.

She likes to sleep with her doll because she longs for someone to be by her side, which is a sign of insecurity, afraid of being alone, but always lonely.

Her parents separated, Yan Ruyu followed her mother to the United States since she was a child, this is a girl who grew up in a foreign country, in other words, although she has a mature appearance, but in her bones she is actually more like a child who has not grown up.

When drinking water last night, Wu Ming met Feng Wushuang who was looking for water to drink after waking up, and then the two talked about Yan Ruyu.

Having said that, this woman is really naughty enough, she actually used conspiracy to trick herself into eating two plates of scorched eggs, looking at Yan Ruyu's upright buttocks, Wu Ming showed an evil smile, clasped his hands into fists, and stretched out his index finger and middle finger......

With a pious heart, the boy worships Guanyin!

Wu Ming finally couldn't bear to do it, it was too brutal, and then he raised his foot and kicked Yan Ruyu awake.

"Damn bastard, what's the matter?"

"I put the money in the cabinet of the computer desk, if I don't have the money to eat, I ......will take it myself," Wu Ming walked out of the door after speaking, thought about it and turned back and continued: "Also, don't eat what you cooked yourself, you will die!" ”

I don't eat it, but I'll make it for you! Yan Ruyu showed a little smugness, and then laughed deliciously.

At eight o'clock in the morning, the sleeping metropolis had completely woken up, and everywhere there were office workers in a hurry, a breakfast shop, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were drinking porridge listlessly, all with a languid face.

The bell that lifted the man's heart rang, Wu Ming glanced at the mobile phone on the dining table, showing an unfamiliar number, with a trace of doubt, he picked up the mobile phone and pressed the call button, and said lazily: "Hey! Who? ”

"It's me!" Neutral voice.

"Oh......" Wu Ming pulled a long tail note and asked, "Who are you?" ”

"Fuck, I'm your son!"

Wu Mingleng paused, and then asked, "Old man Leng? How do you have my phone? ”

"You and Dachang don't have to go to work today, I'll call to help you ask for leave, you contact Dachang, and wait to accompany me to a place." Leng Zhenyue's tone could not hide his excitement.

"Where are you going?"

"Do you know where Taoyuan Resort is?"

"I have a sat nav in my car, you tell me the direction, I can find it, what the hell is going on?"

"Let's talk when we meet!"

After making an appointment to meet at a location, Wu Ming hung up the phone, Zhuge Dachang yawned and asked, "Whose phone is it?" ”

"Old man Leng, he helped us ask for leave and asked us to go to the resort."

After breakfast, the two drove to the resort located on the waterfront of Zhonghai City......

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At half past nine o'clock in the morning, the gate of Anerle Security Company was bustling, lively like a vegetable market, the security guards stopped a large number of interview cars outside the company door and did not allow them to enter, and a large number of reporters with 'long guns and short guns' blocked the company's gate, and then a police car immediately became the target of reporters......

In the president's office on the twentieth floor, he looked coldly at Chu Min who entered the door, frowned and asked, "What happened?" Why are there so many journalists? ”

"Yesterday, there was a robbery at Huazhong Bank on Baozhu Road in Zhonghai City, and two gunmen were subdued, and the person who subdued the gangsters was our company's bodyguard!" Chu Min's face was a little complicated.

"Our bodyguards? Who is so capable? Leng Bingbing was slightly surprised.

"A bald head and a tall muscular man, it is said that they knocked down two armed robbers with their bare hands, and then drove away in a Porsche concept car, who do you say it could be?" Chu Min said angrily.

"Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang?" Leng Bing blurted out, and then said, "Ask them to come to me." ”

"They don't go to work today...... Chu Min sighed: "Your old man helped them ask for leave, saying that he was going to take them to special training." ”

At this moment, the door of the president's office opened, and the general manager Li Tianheng walked up with a bright look and said with a smile: "Chairman He of Zhonghai Huazhong Bank came with a pennant, Xiaoice, you go out to pick it up, and Captain Ma of the criminal police team of the city bureau wants to meet our hero." ”

"They didn't go to work today."

"Didn't show up?" Li Tianheng paused for a moment and said hurriedly: "Then call them quickly, this is a great opportunity for us to take the opportunity to publicize." ”

"No need...... Leng Bingbing hurriedly vetoed, and after groaning for a while, the corners of his mouth curled, and said, "Let them stay mysterious!" Each of our bodyguards is a highly qualified elite who will stand up to the occasion when they see difficulties. ”

Li Tianheng thought about it, nodded and smiled, and said: "I know, it is better to maintain the mystery of improving our company's image with its fanfare and heroic deeds, which can invisibly improve the image of our entire bodyguard team, which can bring more potential customers." ”

"You two profiteers who are mercenary...... Chu Min glared at the two of them and said with a smile: "Then how to deal with the reporters of various newspapers and TV stations?" ”

Leng Bingbing thought for a while, and said: "Just hold a press conference immediately, and ask Chairman He to help us explain, by the way, let Instructor Russell explain to the reporters with professional knowledge that our bodyguards are not blindly attacking gangsters, they will only act without hurting others." ”

Chu Min nodded and said, "This is very important, otherwise there will definitely be media bombardment of us for disregarding the lives of others, this point must be explained clearly, our bodyguards would rather sacrifice themselves than harm others." ”

Li Tianheng smiled and said: "The lives of the masses are above all else, under this premise, our bodyguards will fight against the criminals regardless of their lives, and act bravely in the face of righteousness, my press release is good, right?" ”

"Okay, let's get ready, and we'll hold a press conference later."

After discussing the countermeasures, the three giants of Anerle began to go their own way.

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Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had long forgotten about the robbers we had cleaned up the robbers tonight, and they didn't know that their righteous actions had caused an uproar, and at this time, they were following Leng Zhenyue on the bluestone path of Taoyuan Resort.

Taoyuan Resort, famous for peach trees, the peach trees here bloom once every 5,000 years, and it is impossible to bear fruit in 5,000 years, but the peach trees are planted more, and occasionally the strange autumn will bloom, which makes people amazed at the same time, sighing that the global climate is too serious!

Resort, as the name suggests, is a place for leisure and entertainment, this Taoyuan Resort is different from other resorts, where the leisure vacation can break the muscles and bones, the facilities here include a horse riding field, a martial arts gym, a fitness center, and of course, hot springs and saunas.

Leng Zhenyue walked in front with his hands in his hands, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked behind like two sick cats, looking weak.

"What's going on with you two? I looked sick when I saw you just now. ”

Wu Ming sighed: "Beautiful women are really powerful, they have at least a hundred ways to make men lose their combat effectiveness, and I finally learned the most disgusting one of them." ”

Zhuge Dachang nodded and said, "My legs are completely weak, and now as soon as I see toilet paper, I want to go to the toilet." ”

Leng Zhenyue froze for a moment when he heard this, stopped and turned around, glaring angrily: "There is a knife on the head of the color word, you two must always remember this sentence, beauty is poison, and there is no blood in killing." ”

"By the way, what are we doing here?" Wu Ming changed the subject.

"Find an old friend for tea!"

"Tea?" Zhuge Dachang said, "Why do I look like I'm here to find fault?" ”

The three of them walked along the bluestone path, and soon came to an elegant ancient courtyard, with a wooden plaque hanging on the green bamboo arch.

Entering the courtyard, you can see clusters of green bamboos everywhere, next to an ancient well, there is a stone table, there are teapots and chess on the table, and an old man with flowery hair is drinking tea, humming a little song, looking self-satisfied.

"Brother Qiwu!" Leng Zhenyue greeted with a smile.

The old man with the flower hair was Feng Qiwu, the president of the Zhonghai Martial Arts Association, he looked at Wu Ming and the others, showed a smile, and said: "It turned out to be Brother Zhenyue, come and come, accompany the elder brother to play chess, and talk after playing chess." ”

"Good!"

The two old men played chess in a different way, blowing their beards and glaring, shouting and shouting to kill, just like on the battlefield......

"Fuck, the old boy dared to steal my car, fortunately he ate your two pawns and earned it!"

"Damn! One miss actually caused two cannons of our army to die under the chaotic horses, and it was a pity that one shot was not fired. ”

After looking at it for a while, Wu Ming understood that these two old men were stinky chess baskets, there was no one in the middle line of the chessboard, the generals looked at each other from afar, and the winners and losers were only in a thought, and no one found out, including Zhuge Dachang, who acted as a dog-headed military advisor next to him.

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice and said, "There is no chess in the middle, the general can fly!" ”

It was Feng Qiwu's turn to play chess, and when he heard this, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly flew and said, "Haha, I won, admit it!" ”

Leng Zhenyue yelled: "Bastard! How do you turn your elbows out. ”

"Okay, Brother Zhenyue, let's talk about business...... Feng Qiwu smiled happily: "Did you bring the tea?" ”

Leng Zhenyue showed a hint of pride, took out a small iron box from his wide sleeve, and said: "The best Tieguanyin King, three or two hundred and twenty thousand, bet on your cake of the best Pu'er." ”

"Fraudulent gambling ......," Feng Qiwu shouted.

"Rotten ass......" Leng Zhenyue said coldly.

"Okay, haha......" Feng Qiwu stood up, waved his big hand, and said, "Bring your disciple with me, my family Tianming is in the gym." ”

Wu Ming tugged on Leng Zhenyue's sleeve and asked quietly, "Didn't we come to drink tea today?" ”

"Yes! If you win against his son, you can drink his Pu'er ......" Leng Zhenyue smiled, then his expression darkened, and continued: "If you lose, drink the Guanyin King I brought, I have already lost thirty-seven times, you have to fight a little harder." ”

Do you think there is any deep hatred? It turned out that he was just vindictive, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang glanced at each other and smiled bitterly.

The group followed Feng Qiwu to the beauty fitness center, and when they entered the fitness hall, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang immediately came to life, and many big girls and little daughters-in-law were all wearing tight bodybuilding shorts and twisting their waists and hips to the beat of the music......

"Let's take a break!" A girly voice.

Feng Tianming, the legendary demon-level master, wears pigtails, red lips and white teeth, and a strong fat powder smell, of course, the high bulge is not the temples, but the crotch in tight hot pants.

Vomit! Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang couldn't help retching.

Feng Qiwu led his son to Wu Ming and the others, and said with a smile: "Come, let me introduce you to you, this is Xiao'er Feng Tianming." ”

"Wu Ming!"

"Zhuge Dachang!"

The two of them didn't look at Feng Tianming, and the two pairs of thief eyes stared at the women around them.

"The Lun family still has classes, which of you will come first!"

Wu Ming shuddered with Zhuge Dachang......

Wu Ming coughed lightly twice, and said lightly: "For the sake of fairness, let's rock-paper-scissors!" ”

Where's the fuck fair about this? Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes and sighed, "Okay! I'll do it! ”

Leaving a large space for the two, Wu Ming immediately came to a young woman with a proud figure, and planed the corner of the wall openly......

"The Lun family is here...... Feng Tianming Niang roared, rushed towards Zhuge Zaichang in a few steps, and suddenly jumped high, and slashed his feet one hundred and eighty degrees sideways in an unusually fancy volley......

Zhuge Dachang had just buckled Feng Tianming's stone foot, and before he could grasp it, Feng Tianming's bowed left leg had already kicked his abdomen like lightning......

At the same time that Feng Tianming landed, Zhuge Dachang had already rolled out more than ten meters away, and it was really a demon, Wu Ming was speechless.

"Vulnerable!" Feng Tianming snorted.

As soon as he finished speaking, a carp in Zhuge Dachang bounced up and roared: "Damn, where is the toilet?" After saying that, he rushed out with a roar......

Feng Tianming was taken aback, Feng Qiwu also showed a serious expression, looked at Leng Zhenyue, and said, "It's okay to eat Tianming's kick, where did you find the demon?" ”

"If it weren't for his illness, do you think Tianming would have kicked him away so easily?" Leng Zhenyue snorted, as he spoke, he walked quickly in front of Wu Ming, and said hurriedly: "It's up to you now." ”

Wu Ming showed a solemn expression......

"Can't you either?"

"No, when I saw Brother Pig go to the toilet, I felt like I was going to poop......" Wu Ming covered his stomach and smiled bitterly, then glared at Feng Tian and roared: "Little J, I'll come back to clean you up after my brother finishes!" ”

After the cruel words, Wu Ming slipped out of the smoke, and a group of big girls and little daughters-in-law Gege laughed......

"What are they?"

Leng Zhenyue sighed: "I ate bad stomach last night!" ”