9 to 5, this is Wu Ming's commuting time, leaving early is as serious as the consequences of being late, if you are late in the morning and leave early at night, you will enjoy the treatment of several crimes, and then one-fifth of the month's salary will fly away with wings, just like the lost youth, never returning.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang recognized a cheap godfather, and forgot to type the work card in excitement for a while, and the team leader Mark made a note of being late on their attendance sheets, so they should eat a trench and grow wise, and the mood of the two was not affected, no matter who had an extra 100,000 yuan check in their pocket, the mood would not be bad.

Before getting off work, Wu Ming received a call from Yan Ruyu, she threatened to get a table of delicious food with Feng Wushuang, let him buy wine and come back, and by the way, call Zhuge Dachang, and everyone ate and drank together.

October is autumn, the dead leaves are swaying in the bleak wind, it is a dry season, but the two men feel that it is spring, they already smell the peach blossoms in spring.

If you don't have a golden lotus, you are not a hero, tonight will be a night worth looking forward to, Wu Ming's heart began to ripple with layers of waves......

I was sleepy all day long, and at the moment I got off work at five o'clock, after Wu Ming hit the card, he swept away the decline, like a tiger out of the gate, he and Zhuge Dachang were in the surprised eyes of their colleagues, like bullets shooting out of the chamber, and quickly shot towards the parking lot, so fast that the world was shocking......

The speeding red Porsche is like a burning comet, leaving a dazzling shadow of fiery red on the road, which reflects the slanting sun on the horizon.

Entering the city, Zhuge Dachang, who was driving, slowed down the car, and when he saw a Central China Bank, he drove the car over......

"What are you doing at the bank?"

Zhuge Dachang put out the fire and said with a cautious face: "Of course, we will exchange the check that Old Man Leng gave us for banknotes, so as not to have many dreams at night." ”

Wu Mingyin smiled and said: "Old man Leng is also a rich man, he will not blackmail our ......" As he spoke, he looked at his watch and continued: "It's five twenty o'clock now, and the banks are all off work, right?" ”

Zhuge Dachang got out of the car and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, the bank will be closed for a long time on holidays, let's withdraw the money first." ”

Wu Ming shook his head, got out of the car and entered the bank with Zhuge Dachang, and found that there were quite a lot of people when he entered the bank, and it took their turn to wait in line for more than ten minutes......

"Bang ......" a deafening gunshot.

Two men armed with homemade shotguns rushed into the bank, stockings over their heads, and one of them yelled viciously: "Don't move!" robbed the bank, all of them squatted down for Lao Tzu with his head in his hands. ”

The incident happened suddenly, the people in the hall and the bank staff all shook their heads, and then immediately someone screamed and ran out of another door, the highlight was the Sven glasses man standing in front of Wu Ming, he calmly held his glasses, and then fainted decisively......

The most amazing thing is that he felt uncomfortable after 'fainting' on the ground, and changed his posture again, the corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, what a clumsy acting skill!

Seeing that someone was not cooperative, the bandit yelled hysterically: "All Lao Tzu lie down, whoever dares to move again will be killed!" With that, he fired a shot into the sky.

"Bang ......" A lot of lime was scattered on the ceiling, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang made a move at this moment......

Zhuge Dachang punched one of the bandits in the face, and Wu Ming punched the other in the lower abdomen with an uppercut......

From the time the brain sends instructions to the execution of the action, the reaction time of a normal person is about 0.15 seconds, as long as the speed of the punch can break through this time, that normal person can't react at all.

Before the two bandits could react, the bandits who had eaten a head-on punch fell directly to the ground, their noses were already crooked, their mouths and noses were bleeding and fainted, and the other bandit fell to the ground holding his lower abdomen and convulsed, coughing violently and vomiting......

A beautiful woman can conquer a man by wearing stockings, and a man can try to conquer a bank by wearing stockings, and these two bandits may not be the first time to rob a bank, but it should be the last.

"With your IQ, rob your sister's bank!"

"Waste my time!"

Wu Ming spat with Zhuge Dachang with disdain, walked out of the bank gate, and walked away......

"Guns, get their guns......"

"Guards, security guards, tie them up quickly......"

"Did you call the police?"

"Two heroes, wait a ......"

The banks are in turmoil again......

Zhuge Dachang drove to a stop at the door of a supermarket, listening to the whistling siren, he looked at Wu Ming, showed a smile, and asked, "Those two boys just now had guns in their hands, aren't you afraid?" ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "They are homemade simple shotguns, it takes a long time to shoot a second shot, and those two fools fired two shots as soon as they came." ”

"Haha, those two are still robbing the bank, and robbing the thatched house is almost the same!" The two walked into the supermarket with a smile......

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Yan Ruyu's so-called delicacies, braised fish, half roasted and half raw, sweet and sour pork ribs are salty, and there are a few plates of black unknown dishes, except for those freshly cooked dishes bought in the supermarket, everything else that has been cooked in the pot is all dangerous food.

After the meal, the disaster of Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang came.

"Why don't you eat this fish and ribs? It's rare for the old lady to cook next time, do you dare not appreciate your face? Feng Wushuang lifted his glasses, and his eyes flashed with a cold light.

Originally, I thought that Yan Ruyu's cooking skills were bad enough, but I didn't expect Feng Wushuang to be even better, almost all the things she cooked were half-cooked, and if she had to eat it, the consequences would be unimaginable, Wu Ming sneered very shamefully: "Anyway, I don't eat it!" ”

"Then you eat!" Feng Wushuang picked up a whole fish and put it on Zhuge Dachang's plate.

Zhuge Dachang tearfully picked the fish meat and put it in his mouth, his face suddenly became ugly, it seemed that he didn't even get out the internal organs of the fish, it was bitter and fishy......

"How's it taste?" Feng Wushuang showed an expectant look on his face.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Zhuge Dachang has a clear conscience.

"Then you eat more......" The corners of Feng Wushuang's mouth were raised high, and a plate of pork ribs was brought to him!

This year, if you want to be a girl, you have to risk your life, Zhuge Dachang tears flowed to the bottom of his heart.

"Then you can also try the scrambled eggs with tomatoes I made!" Yan Ruyu excitedly recommended her own specialty dishes!

"Ahem...... It's enough for me to eat the dishes cooked by Miss Feng, I can't eat more! Zhuge Dachang implicitly refused.

"Xiao Yan fried two plates of black eggs, and the rest were made by the old lady......"

Looking at a table of dishes, just two or three dishes that look like they can be eaten, Zhuge Dachang's heart is like falling into an ice cellar, and he will die tonight!

"Xiao Mingzi, come, taste my scrambled eggs!"

"Roll ......"

Yan Ruyu's eyes immediately showed a trace of moisture, raised two small hands full of band-aids, and said pitifully: "Look at other people's hands, I was injured when I was chopping vegetables......

It's a clumsy bitter meat plan, but looking at Yan Ruyu's scarred little hands, Wu Ming's heart still softened, he grabbed a ball of black things and ate it, his face was poopy, and he said lightly: "I can finish eating, but you will be reimbursed for the medical expenses!" ”

After eating, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were sweating profusely!

The four of them began to play cards and drink, in order to facilitate the shuffling of cards and taking cards, Yan Ruyu tore off the band-aid on her hand, and her Qianqianyu hand was intact......

Depend on! Wu Ming's eyes showed a fierce light!

"Why are you staring at people?"

"I want to explode your!"

After drinking the last drop of wine, the two beauties seemed to be drunk, their faces were flushed, and when they returned to the room together, their steps were already a little staggering, but Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were not drunk at all!

Will tonight be a sleepless night?