treats every day as the end of the day, and every minute hurts until tears fall,

ran away without eating, the two had to change to a Bikeng restaurant to eat again, the atmosphere here is much more normal, Wu Ming's face is still very bad, a bitter and hateful look, Zhuge Dachang bowed his head to eat, he didn't dare to speak, he was afraid of provoking Wu Ming, and stepped on the cat's tail,

Wu Ming broke the silence and said indignantly: "Fortunately, I didn't let my acquaintances see us eating in the gay restaurant, otherwise we wouldn't be able to tell even if we have ten mouths." ”

Zhuge Dachang showed a dog-legged look, took a piece of wings and sent it to Wu Ming's plate, and said with a flattering smile: "Sangui, don't be angry, come, eat a piece of chicken wings." ”

"Don't talk to me." Wu Ming said with a dark face, grabbed the chicken wings and took a bite, and said: "A gentleman loves chrysanthemums, and there is a way to take it, why do you have to break your back." ”

“…………”

When the meal was about to be finished, Zhuge Dachang called the waiter, and they spent more than 200 yuan, but a man with an annual salary of one million yuan couldn't take out the money.

Looking at a few blue tickets in Zhuge Dachang's wallet, Wu Ming shook his head, paid the bill again, and after the waiter took the money and left, he said in a weird manner: "Good boy, you dare to ask me to go to the Western restaurant with dozens of yuan on me, and you clearly want to cheat your father." ”

Zhuge Dachang scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "How can it, my credit card was taken out by Wushuang at the airport, and I forgot it for a while." ”

Wu Ming snorted: "It's a very poor life. ”

Zhuge Dachang nodded, and said bitterly: "When you go out, you can't have more than fifty yuan on your body, and you can only use a credit card on a business trip, and Wushuang will also check my consumption records." ”

Wu Ming was speechless: "Wow, the tutor is really strict enough, you gave all the money to Wushuang, if she uses your money to build a plane today and a cannon tomorrow, then you are not finished." ”

Zhuge Dachang said softly: "Wushuang is not Xiaoyan, she spends money in a more measured manner, and besides, she just helps me keep the passbook, and she doesn't understand my password." ”

Wu Ming blinked and said: "To be honest, fifty yuan can only buy three catties of pork now, and this money is hanging if you want to find an aunt on the side of the road, and you plan to use only one Bodhisattva in your life." ”

"Well, this ......" Zhuge Dachang was vague for a moment before he asked cautiously: "You should be able to swipe the card to find the girl." ”

"Brush your brother-in-law." Wu Ming said angrily: "Most places can't swipe cards, if you can swipe cards, then you can also open drift." ”

Zhuge Dachang lowered his head and said with a depressed face: "It seems that I have to find a way to make some extra money as a small treasury." ”

Wu Ming said with a look of disdain: "You are like a South Vietnamese now, you have fully possessed their traditional qualities. ”

"What quality."

"Poor."

The corners of Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice, and then he said impassionedly: "Boys must be poor from an early age, and they will have ambitions in the future, people are not short of ambitions, and heroes are not afraid of low backgrounds......"

"Wait for the massage, you can pay for the money yourself."

"Brother is wrong."

Wu Ming said bitterly: "Brother Pig, I think you will be managed by Wushuang sooner or later, and you will be as well-behaved as a puppy." ”

Zhuge Dachang sighed, and said with a blurred look in his eyes: "In front of a man who really likes a woman, all kinds of steel will turn into finger wrapping, this is true love, you don't understand." ”

"Wait a minute, the massage won't give you."

"Brother is wrong."

Wu Ming tempted: "I have a way for you to continue to be a good man, and there are women to play with and money to spend." ”

Zhuge Dachang's eyes lit up, and he said hurriedly: "What way." ”

"Go and duck."

"Duck." Zhuge Dachang couldn't react for a while, and only after a moment did he scold: "Get out of your mother's duck, Lao Tzu is a moral model, and I don't want to do this kind of thing that insults the dignity of men." ”

"I think you are a model pacesetter for drifting prostitutes...... Wu Ming covered his mouth and snickered, stood up as he spoke, and said, "Let's go, it's not early, you can get out of the hole." ”

Zhuge Dachang looked out the window and said with a meaningful smile: "Early birds can pick insects to eat." ”

The two walked out of the restaurant with their teeth picked, Zhuge Dachang received a call from Feng Wushuang, and after receiving a holy decree, Wu Ming reluctantly followed Zhuge Dachang to the Starbucks café to meet the empress.

Walking out of the café, Feng Wushuang patted the shoulders of the two big men, and said very considerately and virtuously: "I won't disturb your brothers' reunion, you rarely have a day off, so let's go and have a good time." ”

At this time, the money on the two men added up to only one hundred yuan, and watching Feng Wushuang drive away, Wu Ming said indignantly: "Why did she confiscate my cash and bank card." ”

Zhuge Dachang showed a hint of sympathy and sighed: "Just because she is Xiao Yan's cousin, just because she can make you die without a place to be buried." ”

"He also said let's have a good time, what can we do for fifty yuan." Wu Ming said angrily: "Buy two cans of beer and a roll of toilet paper, find a black Internet café to watch the Asian disc, and happily masturbate the two tubes." ”

"Don't be so naïve, okay." Zhuge Dachang snorted domineeringly: "I know a place where men don't have to spend money to have fun, and women will send it to the door by themselves." ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and sneered: "If my guess is right, that place is Yaliao, just now someone said that he would not be a duck if he was killed, this hexagram became really fast." ”

Zhuge Dachang taught with a straight face: "Stupid, it is the duck who collects money, and the one who does not collect money is just a dew marriage, this is an essential difference, are we the kind of man who makes ducks." ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he smiled evilly: "We only play dew marriage." ”

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The night is hazy, thousands of neon intertwined, adding a bit of enchantment to the lonely city, a bar called tonightdonotgohome on the esplanade, this is a bar opened by foreigners, the point is, here is the famous Yaliao in Zhonghai,

The Porsche concept car stopped at the entrance of Yaliao, and two men in black suits got out of the car, even though they only had a few dozen yuan on them, but their famous car blinded the doorman, and the doorman didn't dare to look at them directly.

The white rose symbolizes pure love, just like a night of warmth, only love, nothing else, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang have white roses in their jacket pockets, this beautiful flower is just conveying a message, this is a boiled duck,

White roses, white handkerchiefs, white lighters, as long as a man holds something like that, and then waits alone in the bar, the weed-pulling thief will know that he is a little white-faced dripping work, duck feathers are all white, this is a status symbol,

Entering the bar, the two of them immediately went their separate ways, and painstakingly spent fifteen yuan to buy roses, Wu Ming's money was only enough to barely buy a can of milk, and he sat on the high chair and swept around, probably because it was still early and there were still fewer guests, most of whom were aunts.

Will a beautiful woman lack a man, you need to spend money to find a dew marriage, Wu Ming shook his head and smiled bitterly, those who spend money to find a man are usually rich aunts, and when he was thinking so in his heart, a woman shook to his side, swaying her waist and hips with soothing music,

Business came to the door,

Wu Ming glanced at the woman, smiled slightly, and said, "The ass is twisted well." The woman was overjoyed, and just wanted to speak, Wu Ming's face changed suddenly, and she answered coldly: "Auntie, so twisted and careful to flash to your old waist." ”

The woman is still very self-contained, she just raised a middle finger at Wu Ming and left, looking at Zhuge Dachang not far away, Wu Ming showed a strange look, for the aunt, it is still more popular with macho men,

There are not many guests, but Zhuge Dachang is already the leader, and there are several aunts around him, who may not have been treated by women and stars, he seems a little complacent, and the smile on his face is very cheap,

"Little brother, is it alone?" Another aunt with heavy makeup walked up to Wu Ming's side, "How about my sister buy you a glass of wine." ”

"Excuse me, you keep calling me." Wu Ming glanced down with a dark face and said, "You're still calling me below." ”

The aunt took Wu Ming's hand, rubbed it gently, and said with a smile: "Don't be angry, then it's okay to call you a handsome guy." ”

Wu Ming immediately got goosebumps, shook off his aunt's hand, and said in a deep voice: "Do you want to play with my watch?" ”

The aunt was a little angry and snorted: "I can buy a dozen watches like this." ”

"Even if you can buy a dozen, can you buy time." Wu Ming sneered unceremoniously: "I don't want to be your godson, you better go find someone else." ”

The aunt was angry, turned around and left, Wu Ming flicked the roses aside, and looked at them all aunts, there were not a few young ones, tonight's duck game ended here, he twisted his eyes and looked at Zhuge Dachang, and found that he seemed to be drunk, and the three women were preparing to move him out,

Looking at their desktop, Wu Ming only found a few beer cans, just this bit of wine can get drunk Zhuge Dachang, and everyone is drunk if the wine is not drunk, that is relative to the beauty, for a few average-looking aunts, it is really a bit outrageous,

There is something strange,

The three women helped Zhuge Dachang out of the bar, Wu Ming followed quietly, and went out to the door of the bar, a van waiting on the side of the road quickly started and leaned towards them, Wu Ming strode forward and shouted: "Where are you going to take him." ”

The van door opened suddenly, and two men with masks jumped out of the car, they were holding board hammers in their hands, and then, the driver also got out of the car with a dagger, several pairs of snake-like eyes stared at Wu Ming, and one of them said coldly: "Boy, I advise you not to meddle in your affairs." ”

"Ah......" Two coquettish cries sounded, Zhuge Dachang, who had been being supported by others, suddenly burst out, picked up the two women who helped him and smashed them into three men a few steps away, the five people suddenly fell into a ball, and another woman saw this situation, turned around and ran without hesitation,

Wu Ming chased after the fleeing woman like lightning, and caught up in an instant, he kicked an extremely rogue kick from behind the woman, the woman screamed in pain, covered her crotch and fell to the ground softly, and then, he dragged the woman back to Zhuge Dachang's side,

The spicy Zhuge Dachang had already knocked all four people unconscious, he glanced at Wu Ming and teased: "Tsk, it's too ruthless to use teasing feet on women." ”

"It's okay to be ruthless with men, and women won't have anything to lose......," Wu Ming chuckled: "I thought you were really numbed." ”

"Brother is so stupid." Zhuge Dachang snorted coldly: "The three murderous women still have the smell of formalin on their bodies, whoever wants to fall into their arms, when they wake up, the organs on their bodies may have been cut off." ”

Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "Then what are you calculating about them." ”

Zhuge Dachang rubbed his fingers, and said in a philistine manner: "Make some extra money, hand them over to the police, and we will have a little bounty." ”

Wu Ming sighed faintly and said, "It's really unlucky for them to meet you." ”

There is no need for them to call the police at all, enthusiastic citizens are everywhere, just ten minutes later, several police cars arrived, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were also warmly invited back to the police station for supper,