Back at the pawnshop, Baozi had already returned, but Xiang Yu and the others didn't ask a word, and Baozi said, "They won't be there when I come back." ”

I picked up a glass of water and drank it and said, "Our matter is set at the Happy Lin Restaurant, you can inform your family." ”

Bun: "Where?" ”

I showed her Jiang Menshen's business card, and Baozi smiled: "What about the president among your friends?" Can you sit for 10 tables in a small restaurant? ”

I waved my hand: "You'll know when you go." ”

"Well, your dad called to ask about this just now, and said..."Baozi sat on the stool picking vegetables, and said a little embarrassedly: "He also said that he sealed a big red envelope for me." ”

I drank the water and said, "I'll give it to you, the old man has money." ”

Baozi glanced at me: "Your dad hasn't been a worker all his life like my dad, how can he have any money?" ”

I laughed a few times: "Men, there is always a little coffer. ”

Baozi looked at me with a smile and said, "What about you?" ”

I suddenly flashed to the front of the bun and smiled: "No matter how much I have in the sperm library, it's not for you?" ”

Baozi heard the song and knew the meaning of elegance, and scolded: "Why did I marry such a scoundrel as you?" ”

I also moved a small bench and rubbed the bun affectionately: "It's rare that there are only two of us left." ”

Baozi stood up and said, "You picked the beans, I'll cook." ”

Baozi stood in the kitchen, poked his head out and said, "Hadron..."

"Huh?"

Baozi wanted to speak and stopped, and in the last period, Ai Ai said: "Let's get married, are they going to leave when they are older?" ”

I thought to myself, "Do you want them to go?" ”

Baozi sighed and said, "Of course I don't want to, I think we are the same family." That's good. "Since Master Li filmed, Baozi no longer worries about the financial source of food, but she is no longer simple. I also know that there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, so I will say that there are enough rooms in my villa for them to live in, and I can't keep them at the end of the year.

Thinking of this, I was also a little gloomy, and said, "It's okay, friends are for life, we can walk around each other in the future." ”

Where am I going to walk with them?

Baozi stopped the topic and said to me, "If you really have a small treasury, do you want to change the sofa first?" ”

I sat on the couch and twisted my ass hard, and the couch creaked, "You're not going to worry about that." The furniture and everything have been done. ”

"Really? Can you not shake that sofa and shake people's hearts... It's weird and uncomfortable. ”

"Crunch" I shook hard, and said with a smile: "Why don't you come over too, let's shake together?" Following Liu Bang's mysterious disappearance and Li Shishi's filming, Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan took the position. Formed a new group of 5 with the old members of the past.,Bun and I have been under the close gaze of others for a long time.,Occasionally, it's a bit of a cheating.。 Now is the perfect opportunity.

Baozi laughed and said: "The old lady is a bride now, so we'd better see each other less before we pass the door." ”

I pouted, I had slept in the same bed for two years and was still a bride, and I said, "If we don't take measures, will we both have two sons?" ”

Buns: "Phew! ”

I continued: "If they are all twins, then 4, or if they are all 5 twins, they will be a football team, fight brothers, let them take the World Cup, and save the worry of watching the national football team." ”

Bun: "Punish you!" ”

"No, our son is definitely far away from Li Jingshui's kid. Don't learn to kick the crotch. ”

“… I mean, the superborn nation will have to punish you! Do you still want to kick people in the crotch on the football field? ”

"Punishment is fine, we have land is money, and besides, I Xiao Qiang's excellent breed is born to elites. The state should give me a room of viagra at public expense, and do nothing. Just make man! ”

Baozi threw a cucumber butt: "Otherwise, the old lady will give you a marathon of 10,000 people, from the gold medal to the 10,000th is your Xiao family!" ”

I touched my chin and said, "It's more realistic to have a football team, from the goalkeeper to the striker, it's my son." ”

…

When the meal was almost cooked, Baozi said, "You called the big one, why haven't you come back?" ”

I took out my mobile phone and called Xiang Yu, but the car at the door was not there, it was estimated that he led the 5 groups out to slip around.

The call was answered by Mulan, and when I asked them where they were, Mulan said, "Lu Bu has found the horse."

My brother is about to fight him. ”

I stood up suddenly, met the bun with a curious gaze and could only whisper, "When will it start?" ”

"We just arrived at the old place, Brother Xiang is walking horses, and Lu Bu hasn't come yet."

I was so anxious that I stomped my foot, but luckily the duel hadn't started yet, I covered the phone and said, "I'll be over in a moment." ”

Xiang Yu They are becoming more and more disagreeable, and they don't tell me about such a big thing, including that Zhao Baimian, knowing that Wu Sangui is going to go wild and wrestle chess, he just covers his face and doesn't say anything to remind everyone, I still have red spots on my head that have been stretched out by the chess pieces.

Baozi served the food and said, "What about them?" ”

I said, "They eat outside, leave it alone." ”

Baozi sighed, looked at me strangely and said, "What are you doing standing, washing your hands and eating." ”

I'm in a hurry now, how can I be in the mood to eat?

But no matter how anxious I am, I can't help it, if I tell Baozi the truth that I'm going to find Xiang Yu and them, then there's no reason not to take her, and then Baozi will see his ancestor riding on a horse and slashing with a fat man...

Now that the hot meal has been put on the table, any excuse seems weak, and now even if I put on Superman's panties, Spider-Man's top, drive Batman's dazzling car, and take out the red-headed document authorized 00000001 by the United Nations to say that I am going to save the world, Baozi will definitely say: I will go after dinner.

I twisted around in my chair, then suddenly rushed into the kitchen and pulled the bun on the dining table where I was making the last course, and the bun exclaimed, "It's not cooked yet!" I turned off the fire, pressed her on the chair opposite me, took out the half bottle of fine red wine left from the last time I drank with Jin Shaoyan from the refrigerator, and filled the two goblets.

Baozi looked at me and smiled, "What kind of nerves are you guilty of?" ”

I raised my glass and said, "It's rare for us to live a two-person world, cheers." ”

We drank it all, put a cup of steamed buns and smiled, and our cheeks were dizzy. Every woman is looking forward to a romance in her heart, whether she looks cold or grinning on the surface, we have never created a similar atmosphere before, and whoever celebrates his birthday is to go to the dumpling restaurant for a meal.

I poured the wine again, pulled one hand over the bun and said, "These two years... Thank you for your hard work. "I'm going to wipe my head and go and then put my arms up to make a strong and powerful movement is the advertising slogan of an advertisement, although it is to learn from TV, but I also say it with a sincere feeling, think about the buns for the past two years, work during the day and cook at night, no name and no part of the old landlord to serve me, I am most grateful to her to help me take care of the five-person group, if it is an ordinary girl, I can't stand it.

Baozi really couldn't hear such words, she twisted and drank the wine in the glass, and didn't know what to say for a long time.

I touched her hand and said, "I will treat you well in the future, work hard, and then be like in a fairy tale: Xiaoqiang and Baozi will live a happy life of eating and waiting for death from now on..."

Bun music, drinking.

I poured her a drink and said, "By the way, a little gift for you." ”

"What?" The bun has obviously been taken to the ditch by me, and his face is full of tenderness.

I took out my phone, meditated in my mind for a while, and then used a mind-reading technique on myself, and a fluttering red heart suddenly appeared on the screen of my phone.

I held my phone in front of my bun face.

Baozi covered his mouth with his hand...

I smirked, "Do you like it?" ”

Baozi carefully took the phone and looked at the red heart that seemed to be about to pop out without saying a word, I suspect that she will cry in the next second, and then pounce on me like in the movie...

As a result, Baozi looked at it for a long time and finally said: "Can you still receive MMS on your broken mobile phone?" ”

Me: "..."

When you see this, you probably understand my intention: Yes, I want to get the buns drunk first and then watch Xiang Yu's decisive battle.

But the problem is that it is unrealistic to get two adults who still have some alcohol just by half a bottle of red wine, so I can only open a few more beers, and I drink them with buns one by one, usually the two of us go out to eat and drink some, but it is the first time to drink like this, and we seem to have said a lot of meaty words that we usually can't say. The reason why I say it seems to be because... I got drunk before the buns.