At the end of the wine, I staggered, drunk and picked up the lamp to look at the bag, the bun stood up and said, "Are you okay, hey, I just remembered, where did we drink for no reason?" ”

What a shame! Lesson of blood, don't fight with women.

Baozi helped me to the bed, cleaned up the food on the table, and went back to the house to lie down, tired after a day and the effect of alcohol, after a while, I let out a slight snoring sound.

After all, I couldn't sleep because I had something in my heart, and when I heard her, I tiptoed out, took a flower roll in the kitchen, and went downstairs softly.

I flagged down a taxi and got into it drunk, nibbling on a roll of flowers and saying, "Go... Chunkong Mountain Villa Area. ”

The driver, a lean man with a shoehorn, listened to where I was going, and said a little reluctantly, "Why don't you change cars?" I'm almost on delivery time. ”

I didn't say a word and threw 200 dollars on the steering wheel, I know that drivers generally don't like to go to these places, the road is far away, but the main thing is that when you come back, you will definitely have to leave empty. You're going to give him money for the back and forth, and he's hoping you go to the Cape of Good Hope."

Sure enough, as soon as the man saw that I was making a big move, he stepped on the accelerator and left, and our car slowly wandered in the evening rush hour, I looked at my watch and put down the bun... Or it took me a lot of time to be put down by the bun, I'm afraid Xiang Yu has already started fighting.

I said to the driver, "Master, can you hurry up, I'm in a hurry." ”

The man spread his shoulders: "Pressing a horn will be fined 200, speeding by 1,005, can I be fast?" ”

As soon as I heard that, I still wanted money, and I slapped five hundred quick money on the windshield.

The man looked at the money and said with a smile: "Gauntlet." Let's also have a "Taxi Express" today. ”

The man pulled over to the side of the road, ready to try, and I looked at him curiously. Q: "What, you're going to change the steering wheel too?" ”

I saw the man stuff a cassette tape into the tape recorder, I thought it was some kind of exciting music, I didn't think that there was a roar of racing cars from time to time, and then look at the man, his eyes lit up, he broke his hands, just started to hang the second gear, and pushed the third gear, with the sound of the roar of the car. There are dozens of cars in the city, and they can rush through the intersection when the red light is about to turn on, and to be honest, this is the first time I have seen such a fast drive in the city, especially a taxi.

I said, "Is the master really a race car driver?" "In my mind, the tossing and turning is "Lao Ji Fu Fang." Ambition is a thousand miles", it seems that the folk are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers.

The man smiled: "It's not a professional, it's just a hobby." ”

What we hear now must be what he was like when he was playing. "Veterans don't die, just retire", maybe only the precious music left behind in the past can stimulate the blood of this retired car god?

But there is one point, except for the racing car, I always hear a strange "ding" sound inside, I asked the man: "Master, what is this movement?" ”

The man listened for a moment and said, "Oh, that's eating gold coins." ”

I was stunned: "... Go-kart? ”

Damn, I drank too much. Don't speak, gnaw on the flower roll.

The playful driver told me, "If you want to drive fast, you should think you're in the game." ”

My face changed dramatically. The people in the game can't die no matter how they hit it, but in reality, the car is going to explode. Can you finish with a dark face?

As soon as he got on the highway, the speed of this kid never dropped 160 He was really like the big brother in "Taxi Express", but this Kaidi is a standard Fukang that has not been touched by a change cone, and he also thinks of himself as a cartoon driver wearing a helmet and big bones, I saw that he still had a bowling ball on the back seat, I was really afraid that he would let me use it as a bomb to throw the car behind.

I discussed with the boss: "Master, drive slowly, isn't it 1,000 and a half for speeding, there is a camera in front..."

The man smiled: "It's okay, I'm a deck car..."

I vomited as soon as I got out of the car, the 700 money was spent, and I was sobered up in a hurry, which was much more exciting than bungee jumping.

The heroes looked back at me one after another, but no one greeted me, and they turned their eyes back to the field, and on the field, the second fat rode a big flower horse with a mark on the buttocks and Xiang Yu had already handed it over.

I staggered over to Mulan and asked, "How long have you been fighting?" ”

Hua Mulan frowned and looked at the two of them without blinking, and said, "It's been a while." ”

I raised my hand and shouted, "Brother Yu, come on!" ”

As a result, no one responded, and all the heroes, including Fang La and the Four Heavenly Kings, all paid attention to the situation on the field with solemn faces.

I sensed that something was wrong, and pulled Wu Sangui: "What's the matter?" ”

Wu Sangui said to Nunu on the other side: "These two people are desperate!" ”

I shouted, "How so?" "The last time these two met, the atmosphere was very good and harmonious.

Wu Sangui said: "In the competition of masters, if you don't go all out, you have to die, and when you hit this one, it's no longer up to them to fight hard or not." ”

I glanced at Zhao Bai's face, and saw him sitting cross-legged on the ground, one hand breaking his feet, but the look of fear on his face should have sensed the murderous aura on Xiang Yu's body.

The horse that Er Fat rode today was probably a long-trained military horse, and even the horse had a ruthless look in his eyes, although it looked much uglier than the White Rabbit, but it was full of wildness.

At this time, it was the work of the two horses and one wrong stirrup, the second fat grabbed the reins with one hand, and the other hand was holding Fang Tian's halberd, turning the horse's head like an eagle with wings and looking at Xiang Yu, the momentum of the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms was completely stimulated, he wore a sportswear today, and the leather armor was probably brought by me last time I was embarrassed to be sarcastic. This big flower horse carried the fat body of the second fat man and immediately charged again, and the halberd was shining by the lights, and it looked like it should not be much lighter than Xiang Yu's overlord gun. Erfat can be said to be a completely different person, anyway, I can no longer associate him with the fat man who squatted at the door and sucked noodles when he was a child.

Compared with Lu Bu, Xiang Yu's expression was calm, as soon as he returned to the horse, the big gun was distracted and stabbed, and Lu Bu knocked it with a halberd

The barrel of the gun slid down, and the tricks were extremely familiar. Xiang Yu held the body of the spear firmly, and his arms twisted like a living spirit snake. With a "bang", Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd collapsed.

Lin Chong watched for a long time and sighed: "I always thought that the reason why Brother Overlord won all battles was because of his strength, and he didn't expect that his tricks would be like this. ”

I nervously grabbed Lin Chong's hand and asked, "Brother, then who do you think can win?" ”

Lin Chong shook his head and said: "But three or five hundred moves can't be seen, but the two tigers fight each other, and in the end, I am afraid that it will only hurt the enemy by one thousand and lose eight hundred." ”

At this time, Xiang Lu and the two took the horses and fought in mid-air, you shoot me with a halberd, the cold light Huo Huo hit people's faces, and Lu Bu glared at him. I can't wait to split Xiang Yu in half with a halberd, and from time to time let out the kind of suspicious "oh...", "ah...", on the tennis court, it seems that the killing is very pleasant, Xiang Yu is silent, but his hands are not soft. The 130-ground spear was buzzing like an open umbrella.

My heart sank, the last time Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun fought arrows, it was dangerous enough. But as long as the arrow doesn't hit the head and heart, at most a small hole will be left in the heart, and the big iron bump that these two people both take is about 100 pounds, and they will die next to each other!

After fighting for a while, Lu Bu was like a madman, Fang Tian painted a halberd and splashed water to attack Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu seemed to be a little uninterested, lazily resisting, and only three or four of the ten moves were offensive.

I only heard someone in the crowd: "Brother Xiang doesn't seem to be a little excited." ”

When I looked back and saw that it was Baojin, I asked him, "Where is Lu Zhishen?" ”

Bao Jin said: "I didn't let him come. ”

"How were you drinking last night?"

Bao Jin rubbed his temples and said, "He carried me back, and now my head still hurts." ”

I laughed and said, "Looks like you lost a while when it came to drinking." ”

At this time, I heard someone exclaim. Looking at the field again, Lu Bu's blind onslaught finally revealed a flaw, and Xiang Yu seized the opportunity to stab him in the heart. Lu Bu couldn't stop it, and with a clear sigh, he lay flat on the horse's back. The tip of the spear stabbed against Lu Bu's stomach.

… If this shot pierced Lu Bu in his previous life, it could only be regarded as empty, but the second fat version of Lu Bu, of course, the action was not unpleasant, and the reaction was not unfast, but his belly was like a pregnant woman in five or six months, Xiang Yu's shot cut the zipper on his sportswear, and the shirt and underwear that Lu Bu was wearing were all exposed, as if he had disemboweled, and it was terrifying.

Although the fat version of Lu Bu was not injured, but his body was still on the horse, and he couldn't roll away on the spot, Xiang Yu pressed the gun shaft, and the gun body was completely resting on Lu Bu's body, Lu Bu held the halberd with both hands and knocked upward, the halberd grinded together, the silk rattled, and suddenly, Xiang Yu's gun head was hung into one of the ears of Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd, and the second horse was about to make a mistake, Lu Bu straightened his waist, grabbed the halberd tail and shouted: "Take it!" Xiang Yu shouted at the same time: "Give it to me!" It turned out that both of them wanted to take the opportunity to take each other's weapons down, this competition, the strength was ten thousand, and then with horsepower, only to hear the sound of "click", Lu Bu's ears on the halberd were broken by the two of them, and the tiger's mouths of the two burst at the same time, and the cuffs were stained with blood.

The two returned to their horses at the same time, glaring at their opponents angrily, Lu Bu was bloody, and Xiang Yu was furious, which probably aroused his fighting spirit, and the whole person looked more excited.

In fact, I know why Xiang Yu has not been able to fight spirits, in the final analysis, he is still for Yu Ji in this battle, but it is really easy to talk to Yu Ji, several times his hopes have been shattered, Xiang Yu probably knows in his heart that this is an almost impossible task, the reason why he came to fight is because he is forcing himself to do something for Yu Ji.

But under this competition, the pride of his 10,000 enemies was aroused again, it is said that the big man has never met an opponent in his life, and in the end, even if he is defeated by Wujiang, it is because his heart is as dead as a lamp to go out, Liu Bang's hundreds of thousands of troops are almost unable to surround him, today when he first met Lu Bu, at first he probably had the intention of underestimating the enemy, when he found that the other party could completely make a draw with him, the interest came, a man can never live only for a woman, career, dignity, face and even sometimes just because of the game will become particularly devoted, Xiang Yu misses his rabbit, I don't think it's because of the emotion, in his heart, I'm afraid he still longs to gallop on the field.

Not to mention Lu Bu, it has always been controversial who ranks second in force in the Three Kingdoms, but Erfat is a well-deserved flagpole, no matter what his character is, whether he has lost a battle or not, as far as heads-up is concerned, there has been no defeat, which is simply a myth in the era of the Three Kingdoms. Today, he couldn't fight for a long time, which was both a shame for him and a stimulus, and after half an hour of fierce fighting, Erfat completely forgot all his scruples. even forgot that he had died, and he became the powerful Lu Wenhou again.

As soon as these two people fought again, they were immediately ten times more ruthless than just now. With Xiang Yudi's might, the fight on the field was vigorous, there were comings and goings, and the sound of the intersection of soldiers and iron was deafening, and many people avoided it one after another.

I saw Lu Bu take a Fang Tian painting halberd with one short ear like a battle axe to open the opening in Xiang Yu's chest, and Xiang Yu stabbed off a piece of Lu Bu's scalp with the overlord gun, so he could only rub his hands and stomp his feet, and asked everyone watching the battle again and again: "Brothers, think of a way, you have to kill people if you go on like this." ”

Hua Rong wields the handlebar bow. The arrows in his hands were pinched out of the water: "These two people are too fast, and the only way to stop them is to shoot horses." ”

Shooting a horse? You can't shoot rabbits, can you? If you shoot that big-flowered horse, won't it become a good man in Liangshan? Don't say that Hua Rong is unwilling to do such a thing, even if he is, I'm afraid that except for the heroes, they will no longer look down on me. Xiang Yu also has to turn his face with me, I know too well the virtues of these so-called heroes.

Between the two horses, they only heard Xiang Lu and the others drink at the same time. Presumably they were all injured a lot, and after a while, they only heard Lu Bu wawa shouting: "Xiang Yu Pifu, a certain Lu Fengxian is the enemy of Liu Guanzhang, and Yuanmen once shot a halberd, how can you be my opponent?" ”

Lin Chong was stunned: "This person has risen to kill, and the demon is stunned." ”

Xiang Yu didn't answer, he snorted angrily, and went towards Lu Buza with heavy force, and after a while, a few traces of water appeared on the ground where the two horses were spinning, and I don't know what it was

Blood. After a while, there were more and more traces of water, which was shocking to see.

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I reached out to grab Hua Rong's bow and arrow: "Brother Hua." Let me shoot, I can't say who I will shoot. All I want is that these two are safe. "Speaking of which, I suddenly realized that I also have a lot of feelings for Er Fat, after all, it is small, and it is really difficult to say that it is really difficult for me to deliberately help Xiang Yu, so I had to come up with such a solution... It was fairest for me to shoot the arrows, because I didn't know who I would shoot.

But at this moment, a long cry caught everyone's attention:

"The King..."

The man who shouted came to us from the shadows, and saw that she was a little thin, and because of the hurried steps, the night wind blew her long hair, lingering and sad, and when she ran closer, the tears in the corners of her eyes were visible.

I was shocked and said, "Yu Ji? ”

This shout of "king" made Xiang Yu look back into the distance, and a warm and satisfied smile unconsciously appeared on his face: "It's Ah Yu..."

With a "whew", Lu Bu's halberd pierced over and stabbed deeply into Xiang Yudi's shoulder, if it weren't for the rabbit's clever flash, this halberd would have pierced Xiang Yu's heart. But Xiang Yu didn't hear it, and still looked intently in the direction that Yu Ji ran from, the halberd on his shoulder might have made him feel like he was disturbed, and he gently brushed it away with his hand, not caring about the blood flowing from the wound.

When Lu Bu saw that the enemy was still sitting on the horse, he was furious, threw off one of his arms, and the halberd swung at Xiang Yu's neck, and all the heroes shouted in unison: "Stop!" ”

Of course, there were not only those who shouted, Hua Rong, Pang Wanchun, Zhang Qing, and Ou Peng shot one after another, some shot arrows, some hit hidden weapons, and "sneered" and even ran to Lu Bu.

Lu Bu held Fang Tian's halberd in his hand, crashed and collided, and the arrows and stones flew one after another, without hurting him at all. After such a slowdown, Xiang Yu finally fell off the horse due to excessive blood loss, and Lu Bu saw that the other party's horse was empty, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh: "I am already invincible in the world!" Hahaha... Ouch..."

A flip-flop smashed on his face impartially, knocking Lu Bu off the horse, this Lu Bu halberd was also lost, his face was swollen, he still got up with a bone, and continued to laugh wildly: "I am invincible in the world, I am invincible in the world..." It's chilling.

The heroes and the Four Heavenly Kings are all people who have been on the battlefield for a long time, and when they saw him like this, they all said in horror: "It's not good, it's out of strength!" ”

Lin Chong said: "You have to restrain him immediately, otherwise it won't take a moment to die of exhaustion!" ”

I clasped my hands into fists and slammed at everyone: "Brothers..."

Lu Junyi and Fang La stopped me together and said, "No need to say more. The two of them turned back to greet their brothers, "Let's go together!" ”

Rushing to the front were Li Kui and Wang Yin, both of whom had a fiery temper, and this rush was to save people, and secondly, they were not angry with Lu Bu's reputation and what he had just done.

Wang Yin took a step faster, grabbed Lu Bu's shoulder to put him down, then Lu Bu wiped his waist, dragged Wang Yin's arm and threw him out more than 5 distances, and his elbow turned Li Kui's face full of flowers, these two people were followed by Fang Zhenjiang and Bao Jin, good Lu Bu, and Fang Zhenjiang slapped him away, and hit Bao Jin with one shoulder, this guy was dancing and shouting at the same time, not to mention the strength of the odds, the tricks were not chaotic, Lu Bu was fierce, and it was really terrifying.

Wu Yong shouted on the side: "Brothers, be quick, if you continue to fight like this, you won't be able to do it!" ”

The heroes rushed up one by one, and were smashed and kicked away by Lu Bu one by one, and the people retreated like water droplets, in fact, if they wanted his life, Lu Bu would have been unable to stand here a long time ago, but the heroes were bent on saving him, coupled with the fierceness of this kid's madness, he was actually helpless.

The heroes attacked in front, I quietly went around behind Lu Bu, slowly approached him, fiercely, I stuck to his back, reached out and grabbed the pile of fat under his ribs...

Everyone knows that my Xiaoqiang is a full two hundred and five, and they all shout: "Xiaoqiang is dangerous!" ”

Something strange happened, the convulsive Lu Bu's movements slowed down, he wanted to turn around and hit me, but he was too weak, and his arm was as soft as a noodle as soon as he was halfway up, and then gradually stopped.

I grabbed him until he slowly lay down on the ground and closed his eyes, then he let out a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Do it again." ”

The heroes and the Four Heavenly Kings were amazed and admired, and they all asked, "Xiaoqiang, how did you do it?" ”

Hehe, this is not enough for outsiders, in the eyes of others, he is Lu Bu of the brave champion of the three armies, but in my eyes, he is the second fat man who has fought with me since childhood... How do you think I defeated him? That's because I discovered the secret of Erfat, I can't be held by someone to tickle the meat, once I hold it, he will immediately collapse into a pile of mud.

Facing everyone's curious eyes, I suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed: "I am already invincible in the world..."

Hu Sanniang came over and kicked me to lie down, sandwiched me in her arm and twisted my head with her fist: "You are already invincible in the world, huh?" ”

I hurriedly begged for mercy, then picked up the flip-flops, looked around and shouted, "Whose is this?" "The owner of this shoe can take the head of the general among the ten thousand armies, and the force value has a fight with my Xiaoqiang.

Then I saw the second fool holding his inseparable good friend jumping on crutches and coming to me, Zhao Bai stretched out his hand to me: "Give it to me." ”

I looked down and saw that the slippers on one of Zhao Baimian's feet were exactly the same as the one in my hand.

After dealing with all this, we finally have time to see what Yu Ji who snuggled up with Xiang Yu really looks like...