I heard that Liu Lao Liu was waiting for me outside, I couldn't help but increase the speed under my feet, came out to see, and saw the old god sitting on the railing with his back at me and smoking, next to him in addition to He Tiandou There is an old man, it should be the new customer he brought, this kind of scene is so familiar, I don't care about others first, I walked up and patted the old guy on the shoulder and said, "You are not dead yet?" ”

I didn't know that Liu Lao Liu didn't seem to be in the mood to fight with me today, he turned around, silently rubbed the cigarette butt on the railing, and said solemnly: "Xiaoqiang, I'm here to say goodbye to you today." ”

I was stunned, although I knew that there was today, but I was still a little sad, and reluctantly smiled: "Are you really going to die?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said lightly: "My official business in the world is over, it's time to go back." ”

"What about Lao He?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "He will also go with me." ”

"Lao Liu, I haven't asked you, what kind of official are you in Heavenly Court? It's not too late to leave after playing for a few days if there is nothing important, at least pay back the money of the bitter masters who cheated before, right? ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled mysteriously: "Speaking of which, it seems that there are really no officials who are bigger than me above." ”

I used to say, "Well, you're light, you're electricity, you're SUPPER-STAR, you're the Jade Emperor - when will you learn from me not to brag B?" I'll forget you if you're thundering. ”

Liu Lao Liu still smiled and said: "Xiaoqiang, you should have such common sense, if a company is on the verge of bankruptcy, it is very easy to see its chairman, if there is no person in charge to mediate, and send a secretary who can't be the master to come out, then the nest of work is not a joke, think about it, all the things I promised you have not done?" If I'm really an agent, I'm afraid you won't be able to approve your mind-reading skills for another 30 years. ”

I was surprised: "You can't really be the Jade Emperor, right?" ”

Liu Laoliu stood with his hands in his hands, and said confidently: "I am!" ”

Liu Lao Liu saw that I didn't believe it, and said: "It's meaningless for a leader at my level to be corrupt, and I usually have to be the boss to keep a face." Finally on a business trip and still not relaxed? ”

I shuddered, "It's hard to imagine you having a straight face, so you're still my boss in the future - can I go to hell when I die?" ”

"To save the beings of the Three Realms. ^^^^ I didn't hesitate to personally go down to supervise this matter, and I was shouted by you, an old man on the left, an old man on the right, and an old immortal on the right, if you want to change the usual, you have already been struck by lightning! ”

I don't know if what this old god said is true, but judging from the performance of He Tiandou, who was smiling and silent, I'm afraid this old guy didn't joke with me this time, thinking of the past, I suddenly felt a pain in my flesh out of thin air: I have poured almost all the most vicious words on this old thing (you see. In this paragraph alone, there are two words, the old god stick and the old thing), and now I am afraid that it is too late to ask for mercy, I stomped my feet sideways, and said inwardly: "Have you chopped Lao Tzu less?" In Lao Tzu's previous life, he had a house and land at home, who gave Lao Tzu a thunderbolt to the time before liberation? ”

Liu Laoliu was stunned and said, "Who told you the ground?" You were just a tenant in your last life, and if you think that's interesting, I'll really split you to liberation now. Speaking of this, the old guy secretly threatened me, "Xiaoqiang, the son of a daughter does not stand under the dangerous wall, you have to cherish everything now." ”

A lot of complicated thoughts flashed through my mind, and I grabbed Liu Laoliu's arm and said, "That's right." You tell me who Lao Tzu was in his last life. Why have I had the same dream for more than ten years: I dreamed that 7 naked women with excellent bodies were bathing in the river in front of me, and finally I got the hottest wife - you tell me the truth, was I a cowherd in my last life? ”

The truth is revealed, comrades! Why can others be with the fox spirit to the prostate enlargement is okay, and I only have a look at the goblin and will suffer the bad luck of nine thunders, a typical rich woman is committed to marrying, and the mother's family takes revenge! In this way, Liu Lao Liu was also my father-in-law, and he deserves me to harm his daughter!

Liu Lao Liu scratched his head and said: "You must not have been a cowherd in your last life, you were still a virgin when you died, and don't forget that the day you died happened to be the seventh day of July, if it weren't for the kindness of the seventh girl, you would have to suffer 8 thunders!" ”

I asked, "What do you say about my old dream of a naked girl taking a bath?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "You started watching uncensored movies when you were 13 years old, you ask me?" ”

I didn't give up and said, "Then why seven?" ”

Liu Lao Liu spread his hands and said, "Then why are there 7 dwarfs?" Why 7 weapons? On the axis of the human world, our human beings have lived for hundreds of thousands of years alone, which number is not the chatter of the gods? ”

I was speechless. ^^

Liu Lao Liu said again: "And." You kid has also watched too much "The Legend of Deer and Ding"! You have to see that "Golden Vase Plum" only dreams 3 times..."

He Tiandou saw that the more we talked, the more he didn't slip away, he coughed lightly, and I said casually: "What will Lao He do after you go back?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "I will arrange a fat shortage land for him." ”

He Tiandou walked up and smiled: "Xiaoqiang, you have suffered a lot for so long, but I'm sorry." ”

I said, "It's all over, and besides, you didn't really bother me, and you left me a lot of property." ”

Liu Laoliu said: "That's left for you in my name." ”

I said angrily, "I forgot to ask you when it came to that." What about the bastard? ”

Liu Lao Liu patted me on the shoulder and said, "I can't help it." That would save you a lot of trouble, and then again. At my age, it's enough to be your grandfather, so you won't lose even if you call me daddy, right? During the days of our cooperation, you have suffered a lot, but the benefits have not been less, haven't you? Overall it's quite pleasant. ”

As soon as he said this, my heart became heavy again, the old god stick was actually right, in the past two years, I have been using him as a strong backer, but it is rare to have a good face for him, I pinched out a cigarette for the first time to light the old guy, and said in a respectful tone for the first time: "Let's even if the two of us are even, I won't call you Lao Wang Ba in the future, and you don't expect me to call you father, unless you send your seventh princess to me to experience life..."

Liu Lao Liu spat on the ground: "You smoke fake cigarettes again!" ”

I know he's just saying this to interrupt my thoughts, and I've not smoked fake cigarettes for a long time. \\\

Liu Laoliu pointed to the old man who came with them and said: "This Kangxi, you have to find a way to deal with the matter between him and Wu Sangui, you are more experienced than me in this regard." ”

Although a bit of a surprise. But soon I got used to it, and Liu Lao Liu was right. I'm already very experienced in this area. I dusted off my two sleeves, and said with a smile on Kangxi's waist: "Old man, are you used to it when you first came?" ”

Kangxi smiled: "You're polite, I'm clear about the rules." "No wonder people are proficient in three languages, and their heads are light, but he is not a foreign language, and it is not as good as an English level 4 certificate to apply for a job in a foreign company...

Liu Laoliu pointed to the hall and said, "I won't close the military path that was originally scheduled to be closed in three months, anyway, they have already escaped from the supervision of the Heavenly Dao." It's about unity, and you tell them after eating. ”

I felt a panguing in my heart: "That..."

Liu Lao Liu seemed to know what I wanted to say, and preemptively said: "It doesn't include you, which means that they can circulate with each other, and you and they can never meet again." ”

I shouted, "Why? ”

"The Xindi Human Axis starts from you, if you collude with them, it is likely to cause a disaster in Xindi, and I won't say much about the consequences, so you can get together in the past three months."

I was silent for a moment.

Liu Lao Liu finally looked at it and said, "Then let's go, Xiaoqiang." We won't see each other for a short time. ”

So long. The pants are also worn out of feelings, not to mention people, I don't know what to say, Liu Lao Liu said again: "Xiaoqiang, get me some more money, come out, I'll bring something to the turtles in the sky." ”

Without saying a word, I took out my wallet and broke it open, Liu Laoliu reached out and skillfully took out all the cash, hooking his tail finger and ring finger. He also pinched away one of my credit cards by the way - this will definitely not be discovered by others, but I am different, I am guarding against him!

“… More than 2,000 yuan is not enough for you to buy a gift? ”

Liu Lao Liu said hesitantly: "You are not short of money now, besides, why don't you remember people?" I'll give you those properties that are worth a lot of money. ”

I was helpless.

Liu Lao Liu slapped me on the shoulder: "Boy, it's really gone!" With that, he turned his head away without hesitation—from behind, his hair was gray, and his back was no longer straight. Although this obscene body is really a stinky skin to him. But at his instigation, I finally had a sour nose. I was speechless and choked.

He Tiandou kept smiling slightly, and when he saw that Liu Lao Liu had already walked away, he whispered to me: "Actually, the real estate he gave you was all my money--also, I originally wanted to directly pass it on to your name in the name of gifting, but he said that you can't give things away for nothing, you have to take advantage of you." ”

I spread my eyes and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" ”

"Am I stupid? I have to follow him in the future, how can I offend him? ”

… It seems that He Tiandou is still not working with Liu Lao Liu in vain, and what he is doing now is not very much like a gentleman.

I looked at Liu Lao Liu's figure gradually moving away, the old guy deliberately walked extremely sensational, every step was so full of parting thoughts, then I found that he not only left a big black handprint on my shoulder just now, but also took away my cigarettes, I stared into the distance, and couldn't help but murmur in an emotional tone: "An old Wang Ba..."

Sending away the two old god sticks, I arched my hand at Kangxi: "Your Majesty, let's go?" ”

Kangxi waved his hand and said: "You're welcome, let's follow the customs, you can call me brother, I heard that you are full of talents today, and I have been longing for several seniors." ”

I hesitated, "That... Brother Ai, Brother Xin, Brother Jueluo..."

Kangxi said: "Call Brother Xuan." ^^^^”

"Yes, Brother Xuan, there is someone in there that you may not want to meet..."

"You're talking about Wu Sangui, I know it, let's go back to the past, this is another lifetime, isn't it?"

I exclaimed: "You can really see that I was walking in with Kangxi, and suddenly a tall man stopped in front of us halfway through, this person is not young, burly, and the green beard on his cheeks is full of stubble.

Of course, I was not afraid of him before, and I am even less afraid of him now. It's just that there was some surprise at his appearance, and Lei Laosi saw me. Walking a few steps forward, looking at the expression did not seem to be malicious, he took a big gold chain in his hand and handed it to me, and said embarrassedly: "Xiaoqiang, I have offended a lot before, I happened to pass by today and heard that your son is full moon, you can accept it if you have a little meaning." ”

I was embarrassed when he said this, and I weighed the gold chain and smiled, "Yo." This big guy, thank you Fourth Brother, as long as you don't blame me. ”

Lei Laosi sneered: "Actually, it's nothing to think about, I don't blame you, those foreigners are not a good thing, if you don't intercept me, I have to plant it deeper, I only figured it out later, what is it, you are busy, I won't bother." ”

I dragged him and said, "Don't." Since you're here, why don't you have a meal together? ”

Lei Laosi sincerely invited me when he saw me. didn't say much, nodded and walked to the front, Kangxi asked me what was going on, I briefly told him about the grievances with him, Kangxi snorted slightly and said: "Look at this person's behavior, three points of strength and seven points of rigidity, and no perseverance, even if you don't pull him, sooner or later you will have to lose the family business." ”

I smiled and said, "Since we have all reconciled, I won't talk about it." ”

The three of us went back and forth into the hall, where Mu Huali and Haser were humming a long tune. The accompaniment is Gu Ye and Yu Boya, there are people who know Lei Laosi who see our affectionate demeanor, and they all nod to him, all of them are reckless and heroic, our little dispute is not strange in their opinion, in a harmony, suddenly a white-faced fool shrank his shoulders in horror. hissed: "There is a murderous aura!" ”

I laughed and said, "Xiao Zhao." You're here too, how can you be murderous? ”

The voice did not fall. Seeing Wu Sangui furious, his eyes were red and he pounced on us, and he raised his hands and shouted wildly: "I'll strangle you!" ”

I subconsciously protected Kangxi behind me, and said in a loud voice: "Third brother, what happened in the past..."I thought that Wu Sangui was coming to Kangxi, but I didn't expect him to pass straight past us, grabbed Lei Laosi's neck and shook it back and forth, and shouted: "Li thief, you hurt me so much!" ”

Lei Laosi was shocked and angry, after all, he was also mixed up on the road, and immediately grabbed Wu Sangui's neck and shouted: "Don't think that Lao Tzu is easy to bully if he loses his family!" ”

The two big men pinched on the spot, this one pinched the other and the other red, and the other shook this one to the ground, I am afraid that after a while they will have to die together, I was stunned and immediately shouted: "Hurry up and separate them!" ”

Sitting nearby were the tigers and Duan Tian Wolf apprentices, several young men went up to block them with their hands and feet, and were bounced to the ground by two and a half old men, and they couldn't be separated, Li Yuanba had a chicken leg in his mouth Lu Zhishen held the altar wine in his arms and arrived at the same time, the two hugged the waist of the two old men one by one, and separated the two with only a slight break, Wu Sangui and Lei Laosi kept their respective postures in the air, while scolding, Wu Sangui said: "If you weren't a traitor, how could Lao Tzu be infamous through the ages?" Lei Laosi also said: "Even if Lao Tzu loses now, not everyone can bully the ground!" ”

Others looked confused, and I was even more like falling into the clouds, to say that there should not be such a big feud between Wu Sangui and Lei Laosi, although the former kicked the latter's field, but since it has passed, Wu Sangui is not the kind of master who is unforgiving, not to mention that these two people have never even met each other, then I heard a woman next to me sigh faintly and said: "Why is he here too?" ”

I turned my head and saw that it was Chen Yuanyuan, and said strangely: "Who did my sister-in-law say?" ”

Chen Yuanyuan pointed at Lei Laosi and said: "This person's surname is Li Ming, he is the master's mortal enemy, I can't imagine that he is still alive." ”

I suddenly felt stunned, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It's really not that enemies don't get together." ”

Kangxi gloated on the side: "Hey, these two anti-thieves are fighting again." ”

I walked over to Wu Sangui and said, "Third brother, the person in front of you is Lei Laosi. ”

Wu Sangui said angrily: "I call him Lei Laoji, I only know that he is Li Zi... What did you say? ”

I couldn't help but laugh and said, "You and Brother Yu are playing in his field, and he is no longer the rebellious peasant." The heroes and the Eight Heavenly Kings also persuaded one after another: "Forget it, if everyone here wants to learn from you, you two have to fight corpses all over the field." ”

I said to Lei Laosi again: "Fourth brother, there was a misunderstanding, and I recognized the wrong person." ”

Lei Laosi said angrily: "It's strange to say, I think this person is also weird and annoying!" ”

I beckoned: "Third brother, fourth brother, and Brother Xuan—if there is anything you can't think of between you, ask Teacher Chen for mediation." ”

Xuanzang came over with a saucer of bean sprouts and said, "Come on, come on, I'll tell you about this karma." ”

Everyone laughed once, still sat down to watch the show, Gu Ye and Yu Boya played another ensemble after a temporary cold scene appeared on the stage, without waiting for Xiuxiu and Mao Sui to go up to host, a few figures suddenly jumped in from the door, and seized the rostrum with lightning speed, and then the gong sounded together, and a woman with a thin waist like a bee sang in an allegro: "Today is a good day, Xiaoqiang's wife is called Baozi." Giving birth to a son is called "shouldn't be..."Before she finished singing, hundreds of people below took the stubble together and said: "The strong throat is strong!" Then he burst into laughter, and the heroes all shouted: "Second sister Zhang Qing, look at it." ”

Sun Erniang and Cai Yuanzi stood up in a daze, facing the husband and wife on the stage, as if carved out of two molds - four people, so they are two molds.