As everyone entered the auditorium, it has been converted into a temporary dining venue, Cheng Fengshou Duan Tianwolf and they also have a lot of Yucai faculty and staff have also come, although the door is hung with the banner of "Celebrate the first cultural festival of Yucai", but everyone knows the essence of this gathering, and it is indispensable to be a happy voice at first sight, anyway, it is not the first time for such a gathering, I am a lice and do not bite, and I am safe.

Yan Jingsheng followed behind Mulan's buttocks, and he was embarrassed to interject, originally the young man had been quite capable through this period of training, and this would be another dementia, Master Li looked at him and said to me with a smile: "Cousin, it seems that your vice principal has no intention of doing anything else today, I'll go to the door to help you receive guests." ”

At this time, the heroes have already called friends to drink, a small three-wheeled ride in, Lao Wu's cart of foreign wine also arrived, I saw him riding hard, said: "Lao Wu, stay and eat." ”

Lao Wu wiped his sweat and said shyly: "Then how can you be embarrassed?" ”

Lao Wu turned out of a person behind him: "I'm sorry, we are all with our share - I gave you your share." ”

I looked at this person, he was not very old, but his hair was already gray, it was Fan Jin who had been entrusted by He Tiandou to rob my wine car halfway, I don't know how many years this kid has been stumbling with the college entrance examination, but it is said that his former table mate is already their homeroom teacher...

I said, "How did you do this year?" ”

Lao Wu said: "My girl has gone twice." ”

Fan Jin said embarrassedly: "... I want to take the exam for another year. ”

I comforted him and said, "It's time to win next year." ”

Fan Jin said in a deep voice: "I won't be able to take the exam next year, I plan to get married first and continue the exam, and my family introduced me to a butcher's daughter." ”

Lao Wu said in the tone of a passer-by: "It's rare that the girl is willing to marry you." Be kind to others. ”

Fan Jinniu B said: "Isn't she still interested in my potential stock? ”

I snorted and said, "! Now that the returnee doctors are in the bear market, you can play, and in a few years, those classmates who have been bullied by you will return to school to become teachers, and those who will take revenge will come. ”

As we spoke, Qin Shi Huang's cook had already begun to serve the food, and the first dish was respectfully served by him and placed on the emperor's table at that table, a plate of steamed abalone, and the emperor lined up to wash his hands on the water pipe. Picks a chopstick to taste it reservedly, and suddenly his eyes brighten. They all gave thumbs up, and when the cook saw that he showed his face in front of his master, he couldn't help but say proudly: "I'll just say, our craftsmanship will not be given in vain." ”

At this time, a big man wearing a brand-name suit broke in with a gloomy face and saw me at a glance. grabbed my arm and said dissatisfiedly: "Brother Qiang, didn't you say that you were there at noon, why did you change your hexagram?" ”

I saw that it was the shopkeeper of Happy Forest, Jiang Menshen. Knowing that he was a straightforward and cheerful man, I probably thought that I didn't think his grade was enough, so I pointed to the people in the hall and said helplessly: "Look at this lineup." Can you sit down? ”

Jiang Menshen was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "There are more people than you are married?" ”

I spread my hands: "Who made my son more faceless than me--don't go away, just eat here." ”

Jiang Menshen didn't talk nonsense, sat down with the heroes nearby, and said, "Can you afford this dish?" Why don't you get it from me? ”

Qin Shi Huang's imperial chef was dissatisfied: "What is this called, can I still make you hungry here?" ”

Jiang Menshen found a pair of chopsticks and took a bite of the dish, and praised: "It's really authentic!" Brother Qiang, chef, please don't have a place to come with me for a while. ”

Qin Shi Huang said: "Crooked (that) can't be done, hungry (me) will be able to cook with a limp." ”

The cook became more and more proud, "Everyone, sit less. I'll have a good spot later. ”

Everyone wondered, "What is that?" ”

The cook said mysteriously: "Let me sell it." Let's just do it. ”

Wu Song was drinking with Fang Zhenjiang and swept away the newcomer. Suddenly said angrily: "Jiang Men God? ”

Jiang Menshen said unexpectedly: "You know me? ”

"I'll kill you!" Wu Song raised a spoon and was about to throw it over, but a good man laughed and persuaded him to hurriedly stop it, and after listening to everyone's explanation, Wu Song said angrily: "Fortunately, you are only the reincarnation of Jiang Menshen, if it is Ximen Qing, I will still kill you in this life!" ”

Jiang Menshen wiped his sweat and said: "Why is this guy's temper bigger than me, there is a man named Hu Hansan downstairs in our house, and I am not in a hurry." As soon as Jiang Men arrived, Wang Yin also quickly picked me up and the two old men of Baozi, I used a curtain to separate two private rooms in the hall for a group of old men and old ladies to sit in, our old man looked at this unprecedented prosperity, and said: "You have more and more fox friends and dog friends." ”

I hurriedly let the old man in: "Be quiet, let people hear!" ”

Baozi said: "Let's officially open the banquet when we are all together." ”

The second fat stood up and said, "Second Brother Guan, they haven't come yet." ”

Suddenly, someone laughed and said: "I can't imagine so many people, but the one who is most worried about Second Brother Guan is actually Lu Bu." ”

Before the words fell, Master Li said in a crisp voice: "After King Jing of Zhongshan, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande have arrived!" ”

Everyone present wanted to see this legendary figure in the Three Kingdoms, and looked around, only to see Liu Bei walking in with a smile on his face, whether he knew him or not, he bowed his hand and greeted him, behind him, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang followed, Li Shimin saw that he overshadowed the whenchs at this table, and said dissatisfiedly: "Let him be low-key in the future, and after King Jing of Zhongshan, it is not a great name." Empress Lu was also at this table, and echoed: "That's it, who is this person, look at that virtue is similar to our old Liu-" Luo Cheng stopped Zhao Yun at a glance, walked straight up and said, "You are Zhao Yun, right?" I'd like to learn from you! Qin Qiong, Yang Lin and the others knew that he was arrogant and guilty again, so they all went up to play the round, and before Zhao Yun could speak, a white-bearded old man jumped up next to Wu Sangui and said loudly: "If you want to do something with his old man, pass me first!" ”

Luo Cheng squinted and said, "Who are you?" ”

The old man said proudly: "Speaking of the old man, forgive me for not hearing of your little doll." But when it comes to the old man's ancestor, he is not afraid to scare your bitter guts, but he is the same name as General Zhao Yun! General Xiao Zhao still learned a lot of marksmanship from his old man, and I am still Zhao Yun's junior brother. ”

I sweated a lot, this Wu Sangui's Zhao Lao is shameless, and his seniority has risen so fast!

Luo Cheng came to his senses when he heard this: "What do you call your ancestor?" ”

Lao Zhao said proudly: "The upper and lower Zhao are the same blessings!" ”

Luo Cheng was puzzled: "Zhao Tongfu? I haven't heard of it! ”

Lao Zhao looked at Zhao Yun and said, "General Zhao, do you say that the ancestor of my family is not a general?" ”

Zhao Yun saw that he was old, so he had to say: "Yes... Yes. …”

Lao Zhao dared to blow the sky out, that is, he found out Zhao Yun's kindness. It is estimated that he will help him lie, and then he can't help but look up to the sky and smile: "So I am the queen of the famous family." ”

Behind Zhao Yun, a young man covered in grass clippings came out and said, "Zhao Tongfu? Are you calling me? ”…

The second fat waved to Guan Yu frequently: "Second brother." This sits! ”

Liu Bei came over to meet with me and nodded to Cao Cao: "Old Cao is also here?" ”

I asked, "Can you two sit together?" ”

Cao Cao said: "It's okay, just borrow Xiaoqiang's place, let's cook wine and talk about heroes again." ”

I whispered, "Again? This time it's not like back then, it's good that you two can be in the top ten among the people here. ”

Zhuge Liang waved his feather fan and said, "Xiaoqiang, don't come to harm?" ”

I hurriedly said, "It's okay." Sister-in-law isn't together? "In other words, I'm still a little convinced that our Mr. Zhuge got Wu Sangui in this matter, but I want to meet his daughter-in-law, it is said that Zhuge Liangdi's wife is extremely ugly. I wanted to see if it was in vain or whether I should be in vain or sympathetic to the same disease, so I pointed to the bun and said, "This is my daughter-in-law." ”

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly and nodded slightly: "Well, it is really the national color and heavenly fragrance." ”

I frowned and said, "Brother Liang." Let's be polite, but we don't open our eyes and talk nonsense. ”

Zhuge Liang said seriously: "Compared with my daughter-in-law, that is the national color and fragrance." ”

I was speechless for a while, and finally had to say, "You sit down, or Zhou Yu can't fight you!" "Think about it, a man who can treat buns as a national color and a man who was originally married to the top three beauties at that time must have different visual angles and different endurances, and another one. Zhou Yu's spare time may not be spent much on enriching himself...

Zhuge Liang sat at that table, which was basically a strategist or something. Zhang Liang and Wu Yong Fang Xuanling were among them, and Wu Yong took off his glasses and gave them to Zhuge Liang and said, "Mr. Kong Ming." You try this. I saw that there seemed to be one less Li Si in this group, and after asking, Qin Shi Huang told me that he had gone to see his former wife, and I was shocked: "He wants to make a ghost affair?" ”

Li Si stood behind me with his hands behind his back and said, "You are the ghost, I just want to take a sneak peek at the two of them, and I will be relieved that they are doing well." ”

"Don't want to continue the frontier anymore?"

Li Si thought for a while and said seriously: "That would be unfair to my current wife and to her." ”

I couldn't help but pick my finger and say, "Okay!" The Qin Dynasty has a prime minister like you, and monogamy is estimated to be soon. ”

At this time, several leaders in the city came, and the old mayor Liang who had been promoted to work in the province walked in with Secretary Liu and the heads of relevant departments, I hurriedly greeted the past, and beat the drum in my heart. The creativity is not bad, if it weren't for these words, we would really not be able to come, hehe. ”

I was embarrassed to say, "I'll bring this picture with you when I leave in a while, I know how good you are." ”

Mayor Liang said: "We won't eat, come here to show you a position on behalf of the government, if there are any difficulties in the future, just ask, let's educate talents is also a local characteristic, I will call you a few reporters to come, there is a record of a literary show or something, I will show you the evening news." ”

I glanced at Yan Jingsheng in order to say perfunctorily: "Don't bother, the photographer we have here, and they took "Full Mobilization". "I gave Yan Jingsheng a look, which meant to let him see what was new and bring some to the leaders. Who knew that this kid had a crazy attack, so he sat stupidly next to Mulan and didn't move, and finally Mao Sui cleverly took a bag of tea he concocted from Lu Yu and brought it over.

Mayor Liang sniffed it and said with a smile: "Yo, this tea is not like ordinary goods, if it exceeds 50 or a tael, I will be considered a bribe." ”

Lu Yu said: "How can it be so expensive." Then he muttered in a low voice, "It's only 48 taels of gold and a small packet." ”

Mayor Liang took the tea, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Remember to send the video." Last time, it was very good to have my talent. ”

I smiled and said, "With you, you can only be strong." ”

The emperor saw me so humiliated. Du secretly shook his head and said: "It's really better for the county official to be in charge now, he and we have never been so polite!" ”

A newcomer to Liangshan also quietly discussed: "What is the origin of this person, and is it Zhao'andi?" ”…

Seeing off the leaders, I glanced at Yan Jingsheng with a gloomy face and sighed, "This person." It's so fast to fall, a conscientious educator surrendered under Sister Mulan's dress so quickly. ”

I walked over and sat next to Yan Jingsheng, touched him and said, "What's the situation?" Can you do it? ”

Although Mulan has changed into women's clothes, she still looks bold and laughs loudly with the people at the same table. Yan Jingsheng was intentional about falling flowers, and Hua Mulan was not ruthless, but she didn't notice the falling flowers at all - this nerd couldn't interject at all.

Yan Jingsheng said to me: "Brother Qiang, do you think Mulan can look down on an ordinary person like me?" ”

I was displeased: "What are you called an ordinary person, aren't you the vice principal of our Yucai Land, if you don't think it's enough, I'll take off my robe and give way now, and drive Ming'er to stand up next to Lao Zhang's statue..."

Yan Jingsheng shook his head and said: "I don't mean that, I think Mulan has seen countless heroes and heroes, and she may not be able to take these false names in her eyes." ”

"So what do you want? Why don't you go to Liangshan for further study first? ”

At this time, Master Li said crisply: "Jiangdong Sun Quan has arrived!" ”

I stood up and wondered, "Sun Quan is here too?" Do we have a foreign trade relationship with him? ”

I saw a big man with yellow hair and blue eyes walk in. Before me under the guidance of the multitude. Hao Shuang said: "Xiaoqiang is embarrassed to be late, and now the car is not easy to fight." If you don't come early, you'll end up carpooling with these two. ”

I hurriedly said politely: "Where, Brother Sun is seated." Sun Quan followed, and sure enough, there were two of them, one was Yu Boya, and the other was a beautiful descendant, but I hadn't seen it, Yu Boya introduced: "This is my little brother Zhong Ziqi." ”

I held Zhong Ziqi's hand and shook it: "Another music master, your old brother Yu has been talking about you a lot in my time." Zhong Ziqi said politely: "I just know how to listen, but my skills are very poor." Coughing a few times, Yu Boya said nervously: "Brother Zhong's body is not strong, and he has a cold again." ”

According to Yu Boya's recollection, Zhong Ziqi died of the flu that year, so he would be more worried, so I comforted him: "Don't worry, even if he has ** avian flu, I can treat him - our family should not take the piano grade 8 exam in the future, let Mr. Zhong check it first." ”

Sun Quan and Liu Bei Cao Cao sat at a table, looking around casually, Liu Bei said, "Brother Zhongmou, how did you come here?" ”

Sun Quan said: "Didn't Mr. Kong Ming write a letter to tell me about the military affairs of my family? He suddenly raised his hand and pointed, "Isn't Gong Jin already here?" I took a look and saw that he was referring to Yan Jingsheng, and I couldn't help but be surprised: "Brother Sun, are you sure that person is Zhou Yu?" ”

Sun Quan said: "How can it be wrong for me and Gongjin to be together day and night? ”

Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and the others couldn't help but look at Yan Jingsheng carefully, and they all laughed: "Principal Yan and Zhou Yu are very similar, I really didn't pay attention to it before." ”

Hearing this, Hua Mulan turned her head to look at Yan Jingsheng, and said with a smile: "It turns out that the governor of Eastern Wu is here, and I will have to discuss with you in the future." ”

Yan Jingsheng was flattered and said, "That's good... That's good. ”

Second Brother Guan said happily: "Don't say it, if you want to tell me that this kid was Zhou Yu in his last life, I really believe it, don't look at the usual wilting, I really haven't dropped the chain at a critical time." Sun Quan said unhappily: "Why do you say that I am a Dongwu Juncai - what do you mean that you can't drop the chain?" ”

At this time, when people saw that they were almost there, they all shouted: "Xiaoqiang, let's start officially with two words." ”

I was stunned: "Again?" It's time for you to heckle again! ”

Everyone laughed: "Don't be sorry, give your son face." ”

I hesitantly walked up to the rostrum, glanced down, dizzy, and muttered: "Where do you let me start with a brief history of China?" ”

Everyone laughed: "From the day you became a god." ”

I slapped my thigh: "If you want to say this, you can say it - I walked on the street that day without recruiting anyone and provoking anyone..."

At this time, Master Li suddenly trotted to my side and whispered, "Cousin, Immortal Liu is here, are you going out to pick him up?" ”

I squinted my eyes and said, "Let him come in by himself!" ”

Master Li said: "He still has a person, which is inconvenient. ”

I walked under the rostrum and turned around and instructed: "Who is that, Xiuxiu, Mao Sui, you two will organize the program again, sensationalize it all the time, and pave the way for the last unforgettable tonight to sing together." ”