Chapter 32: The Wounded Wolf
It's actually snowing in Zhonghai, and it has been snowing sporadically in the morning, and pieces of snowflakes the size of fingernails are flying down colorfully, like pear blossoms falling in the wind, so beautiful that people can't help but want to chant poetry and admire......
"Flying down three thousand feet, suspected to be ......" The doctor who was admiring the snow on the balcony on the first floor shook his head, and suddenly found a bra floating down from the sky, and said in a daze: "A milk cover flew into our yard." ”
"Flying down three thousand feet, the milk cover flew into our yard?" Wu Ming came out of the house and said slowly: "Doctor, don't you know that we have a saying in Huaxia that there is a god who raises his head three feet?" If Du Fu had a spirit in heaven and knew that if you changed his poem like this, he would definitely crawl out of the ground and bite your ass. ”
The doctor smiled nonchalantly and said, "This poem seems to have been written by Bai Juyi." ”
"Really? You've been learning a lot lately. ”
The doctor pointed to the courtyard and smiled, "There is indeed an underwear that flew in, as if it was floating from the villa next door." ”
Wu Ming walked into the courtyard, picked up a red bra, and after repeating it, he exclaimed, "Wow! Sure enough, it is a rare murder weapon. ”
"The murder weapon?"
"Such a dangerous murder weapon, I must return it to others quickly."
"White, can underwear be used as a murder weapon?"
Wu Minghu said with a grimace: "Why can't you?" It can cover people, strangle people, and smoke people without washing for a month, which is a very murderous weapon. ”
"Uh......"
"If it is frozen in the ice and snow for a few hours, it can be used as a hammer, and the power is no less than that of a brick."
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"The teacher has taught us to collect gold since we were young...... Wu Ming folded the bra and said righteously: "I'll take it and return it to others now." ”
The doctor shook his head and sighed, "Do you really want to take it back?" ”
"Doctor, have you seen the Golden Plum?" Wu Ming showed a sly smile and said, "Do you remember how the sister-in-law of the Pan family knew the Ximen officials?" ”
"It seems that Pan Jinlian accidentally smashed the bamboo pole supporting the window on Ximenqing's head."
"That's right!" Wu Ming clutched his bra tightly, snorted angrily, and said, "I think this underwear is a stepping stone, and the little lady next door deliberately threw it over in order to seduce me." ”
"Her husband may be at home, aren't you afraid?"
"I'm afraid of Mao, I'll clean up that old boy with one hand."
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When the two were discussing the issue of the sister-in-law next door, two mice in the family also came out of the hole, one was a seven-foot high-spirited mouse, and the other was a chubby guinea pig, Ding Zhenyuan is a southerner, very afraid of the cold, in addition to wearing a bloated down coat, cotton hats, cotton pants, cotton shoes, and cotton gloves are also readily available, and small-caliber pistols may not be able to hurt her.
Wu Ming and the doctor asked the gopher for his opinion on the sister-in-law next door, and the gopher didn't say anything, but just handsomely flicked his long hair, as if to say: With my brother here, will the woman look at you?
I rubbed it, I really didn't feel happy.
A man who is almost bewitching in beauty will become the focus of women's eyes wherever he goes, and the gopher is such a man, if he is willing to put on women's clothes and dress up a little, he will even attract bees and butterflies more than his wife.
Fortunately, the gopher is a relatively homely, usually does not go out to harm the country and the people, he is like a mouse hiding in a hole, only at night will come out to activities, his personality is also more feminine, he is like the moon in the sky, hazy and beautiful but out of reach.
The beauty of the Aquila is like the sun, it is radiant at all times, and it will always attract flowers and plants to look at him, but too close to the sun will also be burned, the moon is out of reach, and the sun has never been out of reach.
It is really unfortunate to have two handsome friends around him, Wu Ming and the doctor sighed in unison, and the three men and one woman looked at the drifting snow quietly for a long time......
The doctor reached out and took a piece of snowflake, and said lightly: "The snow reminds me of beautiful Leon, what about you?" ”
"Me?" Wu Ming looked into the distance and said quietly: "The snow reminds me of sheep on the Scottish grasslands. ”
The gopher touched his right arm and exclaimed, "The snow reminds me of the white wolf of Siberia." ”
Seeing that everyone was moved, Ding Zhenyuan couldn't help but smile and said: "Snow reminds me of marshmallows, I heard that snow mixed with white sugar is delicious." ”
The three men looked at each other and smiled, the faint sad atmosphere disappeared in an instant, the doctor was a little homesick, Wu Ming remembered the days when he used to live in Scotland, the gopher remembered the picture of being attacked by wolves on the ice field, Ding Zhenyuan just said a word, and the sentimentality in the hearts of the men was dispelled.
Women, stupid ones are cuter.
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When it was almost noon, the snow stopped, because the snow fell lightly, it melted soon after falling to the ground, and no snow was formed.
Ding-dong, the doorbell rings.
Through the iron gate, Wu Ming and the others were deeply surprised when they saw the visitors, standing outside the door was a man who could wear a pair of pants with them, he was a Buddha, his heart was a demon, his left hand was evil, his right hand was like a wolf, he was a wolf holding a Buddha bead to kill people.
How did the blue wolf come? The boss of the big temple is not right, what is he doing in Huaxia? After Wu Ming and the others walked to the gate, they found that the blue wolf was injured, with gauze wrapped around his right hand and shoulder, and his arm hanging on his chest.
"What's wrong with your hand?"
"Wounded...... blue wolf said depressedly, his face darkened, "my shoulder blade has been broken with a brick." ”
Wu Ming squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Flirting with other people's wives, right?" ”
"Get out!"
"Could it be that the monk's salary was deducted, which caused public outrage and made the monk beat?"
The blue wolf's face showed bruises, and he roared, "I was injured by a very powerful killer. ”
"Killer?" Wu Minghu was suspicious: "What kind of killer will kill people with bricks?" ”
"Do people like it?"
Wu Ming said angrily: "You are a big good citizen now, since you let the killer beat you with bricks, you don't call the police and wait for the police to arrest people, what are you doing in Huaxia with a blank eye?" ”
The gopher smiled and teased, "Do you think it's a thing to show off when someone breaks your shoulder blade with a brick, and you came to take a picture with us?" ”
"No kidding...... Blue Wolf's face became serious, and he said in a deep voice, "I fought against the killer who sneaked up on me, and I found that his fighting skills have the shadow of Mr. Carmel. ”
Wu Ming and the gopher screamed in unison, "Are you talking about Teacher Carmel?" ”
Realizing the seriousness of the problem, Wu Ming and the others no longer had a hippie smile, and after the group entered the house, they immediately entered the study, and the blue wolf told him about the attack from beginning to end.
Ten days ago in the evening, when the blue wolf was patrolling the temple, a black shadow appeared in his back like lightning, lifted the brick and slapped it hard, fortunately he heard the footsteps and reacted quickly, dodging the fatal blow to the back of the head, only to break the shoulder blade.
"At that time, if I had been slower to react, I would have been killed."
"Who is the killer? What does it look like? ”
"His skin is as black as carbon."
"Is it the devil?" Wu Ming looked frightened, and after receiving a few disdainful looks, he immediately came to his senses and sneered: "Forgot for a while, the killer is a black man?" ”
"Nonsense!" The blue wolf rolled his eyes, frowned, and said, "I saw the shadow of the Wind Volcanic Forest from him. ”
The doctor interjected and asked, "What is the Wind Volcanic Forest?" ”
The blue wolf replied: "This is the fighting mantra of Teacher Kamel, fast as the wind, Xu like a forest, aggression like fire, immobile as a mountain......"
Wu Ming nodded and explained in detail: "Swift as the wind requires speed, Xu Ruling requires uniform moves, aggression as fire requires fierce attacks, and immobility as a mountain requires attention to defense." ”
The gopher sitting on the young hair twisted his hair and asked slowly, "Is there really a shadow of Teacher Carmel on him?" ”
"I can't be mistaken...... "The blue wolf insisted, "he is tall, and when I fight him, it feels like I am fighting an elephant." ”
"However, Mr. Carmel didn't teach us how to use bricks."
"He should just pick it up and use it, and after we fought, he threw the bricks away."
"Is he very skilled?"
"Not bad!" The blue wolf coughed lightly twice, and said with a slight weakness: "If he hadn't attacked me first, I would have been able to beat his out." ”
"The truth is, your was almost beaten out."
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Everyone fell into deep thought, what is the relationship between the killer and Kamel? Was he a man of God's apostles? Why did you assassinate the wolf, was it at the behest of Kamel? All of this can feel confusing.
Except for Wu Ming, the blue wolf's actual combat combat is the most powerful among the beast squad, but he actually injured people, although it is a sneak attack from behind, but if there is no certain strength, it is not easy to sneak attack the blue wolf.
"Stinky rat, what do you think about this?"
After a deep groan, the gopher spoke, "I think the killer is here to kill people, and I guess he'll find us soon." ”
"Take the goods of the bricks, and don't be afraid of ten."
The blue wolf cut and snorted, "Not afraid? People took slabs and bricks yesterday, and tomorrow they may take sulfuric acid, and they will give you a spoonful from behind, are you afraid? ”
"It can't be so vicious, right?"
"He wants your life, can you not be vicious?"
Wu Ming smiled shyly and asked, "By the way, do you see his face clearly?" ”
The blue wolf said with a sense of concern: "No, it was too dark at that time and the light was not bright enough, but I could see his teeth clearly. ”
"Teeth?"
"Yes, very white."
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Wu Ming and the others didn't talk in the study for too long, because the elephant four eyes and others were not at home, they planned to wait for the others to discuss it in detail later, the enemy hiding in the dark was finally dispatched, and they would have to have more eyes to travel in the future, if they accidentally let the family shoot a brick, then they would lie down directly.
Be careful in everything, safety first, if you let people shoot their homes to death with bricks, they can't afford to be ghosts when they go to the underworld.