Chapter 31: The-Stirring Stick
Quietly watched Bai Xiayuan, who was wearing a kimono, walk into the boarding passage, a faint sentimentality flashed in Wu Ming's eyes, he lowered his head and looked at the scarf hanging on his chest, he shook his head and smiled, this is a very ugly scarf, but it is engraved with a woman's heart, very ambiguous, very ambiguous......
Bai Xiayuan's fart shadow disappeared into the passage, Wu Ming turned around in amazement, and found that there were a few disdainful glances around, had he met the anti-Japanese elements? His tiger body was suddenly shocked, and he said coldly: "What do you see, haven't you seen a traitor?" ”
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Wu Ming didn't come to see off the plane alone, Ding Zhenyuan also came with him, the two of them turned a blind eye to the angry eyes around them, walked out of the airport leisurely, and got into the Mercedes-Benz car parked outside the airport.
"Shall we go home now?"
"Let's not go back yet, let's go to the class."
"What do you mean by a visitor?"
"You'll know when you go."
Mercedes-Benz SUV smoothly galloped towards Zhonghai Film and Television Park, Ding Zhenyuan soon dozed off, Wu Ming only put half of his mind on the road, and the other half was thinking about his thoughts, he came back from the capital for ten days, and the days were quite peaceful.
The gopher is still paying attention to the news of the Apostle of God, but there has been no progress, the enemy is dark and I am clear, if they have the intention to hide, no one can do anything about them, I heard that Hamasaki Masao, who had been communicating with the news before, suddenly had no news, I don't know what was going on, Wu Ming had already asked Bai Xiayuan to go back, by the way, to inquire about the news.
How could there be no news for no reason? You won't play missing again, will you?
The two came to Zhonghai Film and Television Park and entered the old house where the crew was stationed, and the crew was taking a lunch break to eat......
After chatting for a while, the two little two hundred and five went hand in hand to visit the old mansion, so innocently said that Wu Ming was nominally a class to explore Xiaobai, but in fact he came to another woman.
"I never knew your name was Shen Miaozhu."
Shen Miaozhu took a small bite of the boxed lunch, and took the time to reply: "It seems that I really don't have much fame." ”
Wu Ming nodded and said: "You are very beautiful, I have watched your previous film and television dramas on the Internet in the past few days, and found out the reason why you can't become popular." ”
"What is the cause?"
"You're wearing clothes when you're acting."
"Poof!" Shen Miaozhu squirted out the rice in her mouth and said angrily: "Who doesn't wear clothes when acting?" ”
"Seven or eight times out of ten of the movies I watch are acted without clothes."
"How could it be ......" Shen Miaozhu exclaimed, then reacted and said angrily: "Are you talking about alphabet movies?" I'm not that kind of actor. ”
Wu Ming sighed and said, "Your ideological consciousness is too low, and you don't have the professionalism that a popular star should have." ”
"Isn't it good to strip naked?"
When the two were discussing professionalism, the drama coordinator quarreled with several extras, the reason was that the extras thought that the lunch box was too little and too stumbling, and the more the two sides quarreled, the more fierce they became, and the last group of extras directly took off their costumes and threw them on the ground, picking their sons and leaving.
The treatment of extras is not good, the passerby A, B, C and D only have a few dozen yuan a day, and there is a sentence that only two or three hundred yuan a day for the lines, and it is common for extras to quarrel or even fight with the crew, and everyone is not surprised.
It wasn't until the end of the lunch break that the director knew that the matter was big, and the extras who picked the picks said some bad things about the crew after they went out, but the crew couldn't find the extras, and they saw that the skylight was about to be opened for the afternoon shooting.
Since you can't find extras, the crew will go on their own, the chief director will give an order, and there will be twenty or thirty people in the drama plus styling and makeup, and even the assistant director will go to the sea in person, Wu Ming was originally just watching the excitement from the side, but he couldn't stop Shen Miaozhu's soft grinding and hard bubbles, and he became a glorious extra.
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The devil broke into the house of the eldest lady played by Xiaobai to burn and loot, and encountered eight ways to block on the way to chase people, and the aunt played by Shen Miaozhu and the eldest lady played by Xiaobai were separated from their families, and embarked on the escape road together, Wu Ming is a very important part of this scene.
"Director, why do you want me to play a devil? I want to play the Eight Roads. ”
The assistant director, who was dressed in a ghost soldier uniform, patted Wu Ming's shoulder and said sincerely: "Young man, I think you will be very deeply rooted in the hearts of the people when you play a devil." ”
"Really?" After a few seconds, Wu Ming pouted and said, "I still want to play Balu." ”
"Believe me, Eight Roads is not suitable for you, you were born to play a devil and a traitor."
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What does it mean to be born to play a devil? Wu Ming's expression was a little hurt, and a drama officer who played Balu next to him covered his mouth and smiled: "What's wrong with playing a devil?" There's a play about bullying women, and I still want to play the devil. ”
"wait......" Wu Ming was shocked when he heard this, and immediately asked excitedly: "Is there really a scene of bullying women?" ”
"Of course."
Wu Ming immediately came to the assistant director's side, and said shamelessly: "Director, let me act, let me act, my rape play is very good, proficient in eighteen kinds of bed skills......"
The assistant director interrupted helplessly: "Okay, okay, let you act, let you act, right?" ”
"Director, is there a scene where the heroine is raped?"
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Shen Miaozhu, who happened to be passing by, stumbled and glanced at Wu Ming with shameful eyes, just let him rape him outside the play, he still wants to rape himself in the play, kill a bastard with a thousand knives, and after death, he will definitely go to eighteen layers of hell, and he will never be able to live forever.
Everything was ready, and after the final confirmation of each unit, the filming officially started with the sound of the chief director......
A team of devils played by Wu Ming rushed into the courtyard of the old mansion, and suddenly there was a burst of chickens and dogs, and the servants cried wolves and ran away, in a panic, Wu Ming rushed to the heroine Shen Miaozhu, hugged her and pressed her to the ground, the whole set suddenly lost sound, and the whole world was stunned.
"Click!" The chief director jumped to his feet and scolded: "Who told you to catch the female number one?" ”
Wu Ming pressed on Shen Miaozhu and asked in a daze, "Didn't you say that you rushed in and burned and looted casually?" ”
"You caught the female number one, how can I continue to act?"
After a short period of recuperation, filming resumed again, and in a panic, Shen Miaozhu finally ran out of the old house, and the little devil played by Wu Ming and others chased after him......
The interior part came to an end, and the group came to the exterior shooting area, where the scenery such as gunsmoke and war had been set up, and the filming work soon began again.
In the camera, the little devil played by Wu Ming took the lead, chasing a maid who was in a panic.
"Flower girl, where to run?"
Wu Ming devoted himself wholeheartedly and played the image of a lewd little devil, this is an exciting scene of bullying women, just when he was about to catch up with the maid, he only heard his voice, and saw the maid on his back turn his head and scream.
"Don't!"
Depend on! I'm supposed to be screaming, right? Wu Ming was frightened by the girl's ghostly face, he jumped back to the assistant director like lightning, and said loudly: "Sir, this flower girl will be handed over to you for rape." ”
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In this way, a maid who looked as ugly as a pig was pressed to the ground by a group of little devils, Wu Ming couldn't bear to look at it when he hid aside, it was really embarrassing brothers, and it was too insulting to choose such an ugly woman to bully, which was too insulting to the aesthetics of the little devils.
The shots of the extras are almost all one-time, because there is no line design, the lines of Wu Ming and the other little devils are all said at random, anyway, the expressions are barely in place, because someone will be found to match the Japanese pronunciation during the post-processing.
In the last scene of the afternoon, the little devil and the eight-way short-handed soldier were connected, and the eight-way squad leader played by the male number two led the team to repel the devil, and then started a beautiful encounter with the eldest lady played by Xiaobai, this is a fight scene, in order to pursue the truth, the big-name martial arts instructor requires everyone to play as real as possible.
Shooting!
Eight roads and little devils met on the narrow road in the woods, only to see a little devil rushing into the eight roads formation with lightning speed, knocking down several eight roads in just ten seconds, and also trampling the male number two under his feet, the image is so heroic that it is a mess......
Wu Ming stepped on the back of the second male and said domineeringly: "If you are willing to surrender and be a traitor, let you live." ”
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The set was quiet again, and the chief director snapped and knelt down, where did this come from? After he weakly reduced his click, he took the megaphone and said, "Big brother, you are playing a devil, is it necessary to be so heroic?" ”
"Can't you?"
The chief director said angrily: "You are playing a devil, not Balu, the image must not be heroic, this is left to Balu." ”
"You didn't say it sooner."
"I'm ......" The chief director didn't know how to answer, sighed, and said, "Let's take a rest first, let's wait for the reshooting." ”
The chief director has the heart to eat Wu Ming, but this big-name extras are friends of the first and second female leads, so he had to swallow his anger, but in order to prevent the problem baby from going out again, he appointed the assistant director to patiently explain to Wu Ming how to act.
Filming started again, this time it went well, after the eight roads and the devil met in a narrow way, after a hand-to-hand fight, the devil played by Wu Ming and others was beaten to the ground, and the pursuing male number two shouted in high spirits: "Stop, we are ...... the eight roads"
The stealer came, Wu Ming roared past the camera, and shouted in a panic: "Ya extinguish disc, Ya extinction disc ......"
The chief director knelt down again, and finally really realized what a-stirring stick is, except for the second male lead, everyone else laughed forward and backwards, Shen Miaozhu laughed so much that her waist couldn't straighten up, and the originally dull set became vivid because of an extra living treasure.
Wu Ming used to have some resistance to the camera, but after being an extras for half a day, after acting for half a day, he felt very funny and happy, and decided to come to the crew as an extras when he was free in the future.