"I really didn't expect that Jiangbian's cooking skills are really good. There are no pop-up windows in Qishuwu, no wonder you can become a chef in a big city like Qiantang City. Jiang Lao Liu said.

"This wine is not bad, huh? Where did you get this wine from the riverside? It tastes really good. If you are so good at wine and good food every day, it will be worth it for me to give you a thousand lives. Jiang Fengshi said with a smile.

"You're thinking beautifully. Do you still think that the riverside is taking advantage of you? This table of dishes, if you put it in Qiantang, it will cost at least a thousand yuan, plus this wine, it is not a little, you live a thousand lives in the middle of the mountain, and you can earn a hundred yuan at best. Then whoever builds a house at home, it seems that eighty dollars is lost, and you are also rushing to go to a thousand. Ten dollars is only 800 yuan. Compared with a table of dishes, I'm afraid that even a fraction of it is not enough. Jiang Lao Liu said with a smile.

"That's it. But I'm not going to die eating such a good dish. Jiang Fengshi said.

"Sixth, sixth. You bastard, why haven't you come home so late? The pig is still fed or not. Outside the house by the river, the voice of Mrs. Jiang Lao Liuniang sounded.

When everyone heard the voice, they immediately laughed.

"Sixth, the tigress is coming. Hurry home! You don't have to worry about it here, my brothers are guaranteed to eat thousands of clean. ”

"It's O, the sixth child, if you go out to play for a while, do you think your mother-in-law will kill in and enforce the family law here?"

Jiang Lao Liu drank a little wine, and his courage was not small, and the crowd was so ridiculed, although Jiang Lao Liu was afraid of his mother-in-law, he couldn't wipe off his face.

"You pig mother-in-law, I don't know how to feed the pig earlier, everything is waiting for me. I haven't eaten it yet. Feed a ghost pig. Jiang Lao Liu turned around and yelled out the door.

Jiang Lao Liu suddenly died so arrogantly, not only in the house, but outside the house, Jiang Lao Liu's mother-in-law was also blinded.

"You've run into evil today, haven't you? Do you dare not listen to the old lady's words? See how I clean you up when I go back. Mrs. Jiang said stupidly.

Jiangbian saw that Jiang Lao Liu had helped him, and he was embarrassed to watch him quarrel. Hurriedly shouted outside the house, "Sixth sister-in-law, have you had dinner?" It didn't start long here, so come in and have dinner. It's the same to feed the pigs a little earlier and a little later. ”

"Don't pay attention to her, this woman is really getting more and more excessive, it's really hard to clean her up today." Jiang Lao Liu didn't know where he got the courage, and he became more and more manly when he spoke.

Jiang Lao Liu shouted outside the house again, "Pig mother, you hurry up and go back for me." When I come back, if I haven't seen you take care of things at home, see how I clean you up. ”

Jiang Lao Liu shouted fiercely, and Jiang Lao Liu's mother-in-law, who was used to the soft appearance in the past, didn't know Jiang Lao Liu, who was dying today, and the Jiwei of the past seemed to have disappeared a thousand or two.

Mrs. Jiang Lao Liuniang actually wants to have a seizure here, but she is not a shrew who doesn't know the general situation at all. Although it is not a new house here, it is also a renovated house. In the countryside, it is very taboo to quarrel in a new house. So Mrs. Jiang didn't talk anymore and went straight home.

Jiang Lao Liu won a phased victory, and was naturally triumphant, "Old Five, let me tell you, men have to be like this." Although the fifth sister-in-law is also here, I still have to say that to be a man, you have to be tough in front of your mother-in-law. These mothers-in-law are all used to being given to men. The more you get used to her, the more she thinks you're weak. You see, if you are tough, you will be honest. ”

Jiang Fengshi's mother-in-law was unhappy, "Sixth, don't brag, don't be busy, don't be busy carrying my family's abundance, when you go back today, you will be kneeled on the washboard, and I will serve you." ”

"You see, I'll have to clean her up when I go back, and keep her obedient." Jiang Lao Liu said. …,

Jiang Bian looked at Jiang Lao Liu with a smile and bragged. Where does Jiangbian not know that Jiang Lao Liu is usually a wife who is afraid of her mother-in-law and is afraid of death.

The village exaggerated that even if Jiang Lao Liu's mother-in-law was stealing a man, this Jiang Lao Liu not only didn't dare to do anything, but would stand at the door and look at the wind for his mother-in-law.

"Sixth, then you have to drink some tonic wine by the river. If you can't kill her tonight, it is estimated that you will have to take the initiative to kneel on the washboard when you wake up at night. ”

"Yes, yes, I feel a little hot after drinking this wine. When I go back tonight, my mother-in-law will have to bear it. ”

"You have to be careful when you speak. Jiangbian is still an unmarried boy. Jiang Fengshi saw that the words on the table were getting more and more meaty, and hurriedly reminded.

"What's this? They are all twenty years old. All the boys of this age in the village have become fathers. Now that the house by the river has been built, and the conditions are so good, is it not a simple matter to marry a mother-in-law? ”

"If you want me to say, Jiangbian should marry a city mother-in-law. Jiangbian can be a chef in the city. Put it in Qiantang City, the income is also high. should marry a bright city mother-in-law. ”

"What's the use of a city mother-in-law? It's not as good as the women in our mid-mountain village. Pretty? Isn't it the same when the lights are out? ”

"Sixth, with your virtue, you shouldn't be a mother-in-law. Just leave it at home to raise a sow, and give you a nest of piglets! You will also be given subsidies and support. You see that if you marry a mother-in-law and come back, it doesn't matter if you don't give a subsidy if you give birth to a baby, and if you give birth too much, you will be fined. "Jiang Fengshi's mother-in-law's tongue is also very poisonous.

Jiang Lao's sixth mother-in-law gave birth to a girl for the first time, approved the second child, and gave birth to another girl, hid in Tibet, and finally gave birth to a cub. He was fined 8,000 yuan by the town.

Jiang Fengshi's mother-in-law almost made the laughter in the room erupt.

A jar of wine drank a thousand nets, and there was no soup left on a table of dishes, to put it in layman's terms, it was so clean that it was like a dog, and even the rice in the rice pot was eaten a thousand nets.

Bai Yao has a thousand physical work, these half-mountain villages enter, one is like a hero of Liangshan in the Water Margin, and the belly is also quite spectacular.

After everyone entered the dinner and left, Jiang Fengshi and his family helped Jiangbian clean up everything and went home.

Close the riverside and plunge into the space.

Let's say that Jiang Lao Liu came out of the riverside house, and was blown by the evening breeze, the wine was even stronger, and he walked leisurely.

"Sixth, are you okay?" The village saw Jiang Lao Liu swaying like this, worried that he would be drunk on the road.

"That's a mess! You see, how will I clean up my mother-in-law when I go back today. Jiang Lao Liu said drunkenly.

Everyone thought that Jiang Lao Liu was talking about wine, but they didn't care.

When Jiang Lao Liu returned home, there was no light at home. But the door was not closed. The little ones in the family don't know where to go.

"What a pig girl! I slept and didn't know how to close the door. Jiang Lao Liu fumbled to find the pull cord of the incandescent lamp.

Click!

There is a crunch of the switch, which is very crisp in a quiet house.

As soon as the lights came on, there was a person sitting in the hall.

almost didn't scare Jiang Laoliu's soul away.

"You dead woman, sitting here without lights on, like a dead woman. You don't know to scare in, scare to death! Although Jiang Lao Liu was startled, he still hadn't fully woken up.

"Jiang Lao Liu, you are very capable today?"

"Well, it's okay." Jiang Lao Liu's eyes were drunk and hazy, and he didn't see the fire in his mother-in-law's eyes.

"Have you fed the pigs? Hurry up and put things to sleep. There is still some work by the river, so you have to go early. Strive to finish it as soon as possible. It's Laba now. After a few years, I'm afraid that it will snow, and if it freezes, I won't be able to do a thousand, so I can't let the riverside live in a new house during the New Year. Jiang Lao Liu asked. …,

Jiang Lao Liu ran to the kitchen and poured hot water to take a bath.

Jiang Lao Liu's eyes were a little sour, the usual Shang Fang sword was not effective at all this time. I was very surprised, I originally thought about how I would wag my tail and beg for mercy when I joined the club, and how I would punish him.

Mrs. Jiang Lao Liu has taken the punishment of Jiang Lao Liu as a leisure activity to reconcile the physiological imbalance through psychological adjustment.

But Jinxiao didn't seem to be of any use, which surprised Jiang Lao Liu's mother-in-law.

"Mother-in-law, help me bring the towel. I forgot to take it just now, and where did I put the soap? Jiang Lao Liu shouted in the bathroom.

Jiang Lao Liu's mother-in-law involuntarily picked up Jiang Lao Liu's towel, and the soap was also brought over, and the man was sent to the forbidden area.

"You stupid, hurry up. I didn't see it until I was halfway along. The water is getting cold. When Jiang Lao Liu's mother-in-law was about to have a seizure, Jiang Lao Liu yelled again.

This night, Jiang Laoliu's manhood exploded. I didn't let my mother-in-law launch a counterattack.

"Come here, come over here, like a piece of wood, and help me grab it on my back." Jiang Lao Liu said.

Jiang Lao Liu's mother-in-law had to honestly help Jiang Lao Liu scratch his back.

Jiang Lao Liu was caught comfortably, and Jingran sang, "The younger sister at the head of the village is eighteen years old this year, with a slender figure and a beautiful face. I climbed over the wall of her house while it was getting dark."

Jiang Lao Liu's mother-in-law saw that Jiang Lao Liu was drunk, and she didn't care about him. helped Jiang Lao Liu wash a thousand cleans, and also brought the water outside for Jiang Lao Liu and poured it out.

Jiang Lao was so drunk that his mother-in-law thought that he must have fallen on the bed and slept like a dead pig. Unexpectedly, this night, Jiang Lao Liu was as fierce as a bull in estrus, endlessly cultivating half of the black soil at home.

The commotion between the two of them is also quite large.

"It's strange, it's snowing now, will the old cat still have spring?" The neighbors were stunned and didn't hear that this was a movement made by Jiang Lao Liu's two people, mainly because the two of them had never made such a big movement.

In the morning, Jiang Lao Liu woke up early, got up with a bone, and saw his mother-in-law lying next to him in vain.

Jiang Lao Liu moved like this, and the woman also woke up.

"Mother-in-law, I drank high at the riverside house yesterday, and I don't remember what happened when I came back later."

"yes, you're so bold now! The manhood is quite good, too! ”

"Mother-in-law, it's all my fault that I'm drunk. Why don't I go get the washboard? ”

"No, the washboard won't be needed in the future. If you die at night like yesterday, you want to be the emperor at home. Jiang Lao Liu said greasyly.

(To be continued)