After eating at Leng Bingbing's house, it was already a little late when he came out, Wu Ming used the excuse of going to the neighborhood to find friends to gather, and didn't let Leng Bingbing send him into the city, so as not to rush back with a daze, this kind of thing of taking off his pants and farting can be done occasionally.

Obviously, you can get home at only a few intersections, but Wu Ming still can't hold on, in a dark corner, he sprinkled the fertilizer water into other people's fields, and sighed in his heart, if he exercises his bladder like this, he will become a kidney fighter sooner or later.

In the darkness, there was a pair of bright eyes staring at Wu Ming, and its eyes seemed to be full of contempt? This is a cute little black dog, I don't know who ran out, look at its grinning teeth, it looks like it should eat meat, maybe I still prefer the meat of black chicken?

"What are you looking at?" Wu Ming barked at a puppy, "Stupid dogs eat dung, stupid dogs chirp matchsticks!" ”

The dog is a spiritual animal, it can understand people scolding him, the little black dog barked twice and pounced on Wu Ming, and then bit the corner of his pants, let Wu Ming shout and scold, it will not let go......

Wu Ming smiled wryly, pulled the little black dog to a villa next to him, rang the doorbell, and soon, an aunt dressed as a maid walked out of the door and asked politely, "Who are you looking for?" ”

"I'm not looking for someone...... Wu Ming pointed to the puppy that was biting the corner of his pants, and said with a wry smile: "I just want to ask, is this puppy from your family?" ”

"No......" the aunt smiled and said, "This seems to be a stray dog, and I often feed this little guy." ”

"Sorry to interrupt."

"It's okay!"

In this way, Wu Ming limped back to the villa with the 'little oil bottle', probably smelling the unfamiliar smell of the same kind, the four dogs rushed out of the dog house, and the little black dog trembled in fright, but it still bit Wu Ming's trouser corner tightly, and there was a trace of inseparable taste.

"South, south, north, west, give me back!" Wu Ming shouted loudly, and the four Labradors whimpered a few times, and ran back to the dog house with their tails between their legs.

disappeared for a day and a night, there was no news, there were more than a dozen missed calls in the mobile phone, and a few text messages, all of which came from Yan Ruyu.

In the hall on the first floor, Yan Ruyu and the three of them were gathering to gamble, the battle was very fierce, there were a lot of banknotes on the coffee table, real money and silver, no credit, and the knife was bloody.

Zhuge Dachang casually said hello, "Are you back?" ”

Yan Ruyu snorted heavily, and there were at least five stars in the fire qi index, Wu Ming hurriedly accompanied a smiling face, dragged the puppy to her, pushed her shoulder, and said with a smile: "Baby, are you angry?" ”

"Get out of ......" Yan Ruyu said coldly: "I don't answer the phone, I don't reply to the text message, why are you coming back?" ”

"The place I accompanied my boss to there was no signal, and then the phone ran out of battery again, okay? Don't be angry! Wu Ming scratched Yan Ruyu's nose and said, "Come, give my brother a smile!" ”

Yan Ruyu is a very empathetic girl, she has received a Western-style education, she is more open-minded, and she pays more attention to the individual**, she will not ask Wu Ming to the bottom of it, let alone eat vinegar, as long as she is given a reasonable reason, her anger will disappear quickly.

After showing Wu Ming's black face for a while, Yan Ruyu finally wrinkled her nose, showed a smile, and muttered, "Don't you only protect Leng Bingbing?" Why did she accompany her father to inspect it? ”

Going on a business trip with a male boss, this is the confession that Wu Ming had made with Zhuge Dachang in advance, a good reason among the bad reasons.

Wu Ming sighed and said, "The world is chaotic! If he wasn't accompanied by a bodyguard, what would he do if he was robbed? ”

"your ......" Yan Ruyu rolled her eyes coquettishly, "Who will rob a man?" ”

Wu Ming sighed with emotion: "The times are different, these days, it is not safe for men to go out at night!" ”

"Indeed!" Zhuge Dachang agreed.

"Huh!" Feng Wushuang screamed, pointed to the corner of Wu Ming's trousers, and asked, "How come there is a puppy?" ”

"Really!" Yan Ruyu's eyes flashed with little stars, "It's so cute!" ”

You just found out? Wu Ming's face was full of black lines, and he said helplessly: "It seems to be hungry, which of you go and get some dog biscuits, it is about to eat the corner of my pants." ”

Yan Ruyu brought dog biscuits, and after some temptation, the little black dog sniffed the dog biscuits, loosened the corners of Wu Ming's trousers, and obediently ate the dog food.

Yan Ruyu looked at Wu Ming and asked suspiciously, "Where did this puppy come from?" ”

"It's a stray dog, don't you see it's dirty?" Wu Ming said as he went upstairs, "I'll go back and take a bath, you can help this little guy wash too!" ”

Hearing that it was a stray dog, Feng Wushuang immediately retreated, Yan Ruyu picked up the little black dog disapprovingly, and volunteered: "I'll help it wash it!" ”

Wu Ming smiled, revealing an expression of thief eyebrows, and said, "Or!" I'll wash it, how about you wash it for me? ”

Yan Ruyu said angrily: "Stinky man, get out!" ”

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Princess Yan Ruyu was seriously ill, Wu Ming went downstairs after taking a bath, and the little black dog had a new look, not only combed a middle parted hair, but also sprayed French perfume, and wore a big bow around his neck.

"Dangdangdang...... Yan Ruyu ran to Wu Ming with the little black dog in her arms, and said with a smile: "Our little princess is beautiful, right?" ”

Little princess? You can't scream at that! Dogs also have dog rights, Wu Ming hurriedly lifted the hind legs of the little black dog, glanced at it, there is indeed no artifact, it is no problem to call the princess, he nodded, and said thoughtfully: "No wonder I bite the corner of my pants, it turns out to be a mother, understandable!" ”

"You narcissist!" Yan Ruyu made a grimace, then grinned, and happily continued: "Let's give the little princess an official name, shall we?" ”

Wu Ming showed a deep expression and said, "I think of a domineering name. ”

"What?"

"Dog!"

"Bastard!"

"This one does! More domineering! ”

"I'm scolding you!"

“…………”

"I think of a very apt name...... "Zhuge Dachang began to offer treasures, "Black Eyes, what do you think?" ”

"Black-eyed?" Wu Ming glanced at Zhuge Dachang's buttocks a few times, and muttered, "Hmm...... It's not very appropriate, this puppy is a red flower, but I think it's a good fit for you. ”

Looking at Wu Ming's evil eyes, Zhuge Dachang subconsciously touched his buttocks, and immediately reacted and scolded: "Your sister!" Your chrysanthemums are black! ”

"You two are disgusting!" Only then did the two beauties react and make a big red face.

"Our family already has the southeast and northwest, why don't you call it Hongzhong?" Wu Ming proposed again.

"Do you want to make a mahjong deck? That's better to get rich! Zhuge Dachang complained.

"I'm still rich!"

"Don't make any noise, just call it the little princess! Why do you want to do so much! Feng Wushuang made the final decision.

After naming the new members of the family, the four of them sat on the sofa and watched TV, Wu Ming likes to watch costume films, and his favorite role is Ximen Qing, Zhuge Dachang is similar to Yan Ruyu, and they both like to watch suspense and thriller TV.

At home, Wu Ming obeyed Yan Ruyu's words, Yan Ruyu and Zhuge Dachang were only Feng Wushuang, so Feng Wushuang likes to watch idol dramas, and others dare not have any complaints, so they can only accompany her to watch "Let's Watch It's Not Raining Again".

It's really a good TV series, it can have a natural hypnotic effect, Wu Ming quickly became drowsy, dragged Yan Ruyu, and said, "Let's go, let's go back to the room to cultivate feelings." ”

This bastard dares to say anything! Yan Ruyu blushed with shame, hugged the puppy and followed Wu Ming back to the room.

After the black light blinded, Wu Ming began to beg for pleasure, this trick is called retreat as advance, put it to death and live later, the two are not old husbands and wives, if they go to bed, they immediately stretch their legs and fall asleep, Yan Ruyu will definitely suspect that he is abnormal, and then suspect that he is powerless, and suspect that he was squeezed dry by other women outside, then it will be a big deal.

Theoretically, Yan Ruyu would not agree, but in fact, she still did not agree, and Wu Ming slept peacefully.

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A new day, a new beginning, everything is so beautiful, even stepping on a foot of shit, it still makes people feel ...... No matter who you are, just waking up and stepping on shit as soon as you get out of bed, the mood is never beautiful.

Wu Ming's face was bruised, and his heart was full of tyrannical emotions, mainly because he was barefoot, otherwise the anger was not so big, he picked up the little black dog that was sleeping and roared: "Damn little thing, Lao Tzu kindly picked you up, you actually repay the shit, you are tired of it, right?" ”

Yan Ruyu sat up, yawned, rubbed her eyes, and said, "Early in the morning, what are you yelling at?" ”

"This puppy in the room, and Lao Tzu stepped on it!"

"Oops! Are you sure? Yan Ruyu screamed, glared at the puppy in Wu Ming's hand, and said angrily: "What a naughty little thing." ”

"Pooping anywhere, this is called naughty?" Wu Ming's voice suddenly rose, "Lao Tzu wants to peel its skin now." ”

"You can't be so cruel, can you?"

Wu Ming snorted, didn't speak, and walked out of the room with the puppy.

"Where are you going?"

"Carry it down and fry it!"

"You're not serious, are you?" Yan Ruyu jumped up and hurriedly chased out of the room.

Wu Ming glued the little black dog to the wall with two pieces of transparent tape, punished it to stand in a military posture for two hours, and if it still can't clearly realize its mistake, it will cancel lunch.

Hearing that the puppy was pulling in the house, Feng Wushuang reacted the most, and she asked Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to build a dog house in the yard and send the dog out.

Kennel? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other, neither of them knew how to work as a carpenter, and it was difficult to nail a table with missing arms and legs.

After breakfast, the four of them went out in a hurry, and soon they got back a new dog house, and the little princess soon took up residence in its bedchamber.