Chapter 297: Hugging Left and Right
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The spring sun crawled lazily, crawled, crawled, and hung out of the window.
Didi, Didi, I don't know whose mobile phone made a soft sound, I stared at my eyes in a daze, reached out and subconsciously touched under the pillow, took out the white lady's mobile phone, and looked at the screen with sleepy eyelids, well, it was an advertising text message, so I put Sister Yan's mobile phone back, yawned, my body moved left and right, squeezing countless plump and delicate little meat around, and found the most comfortable position to lie down.
It really killed me last night.
I tossed Aunt Zou and Sister Yan alternately, and I almost collapsed.
However, I am still quite satisfied with my record, this time instead of being killed by Zou Yue'e as usual, I lost my armor, but also choked her and Sister Yan enough, that comfortable energy, don't mention it. It seems that running every morning and doing sit-ups every day before going to bed really has a certain exercise effect on the body, uh, of course, it is not ruled out that I was too excited yesterday, so my combat effectiveness has increased greatly.
That's a double fly, and it's a double fly with a woman from a good family!
How can ordinary people have a chance to taste such an earth-shattering event?
Thinking about it, I suddenly felt sleepy, opened my eyes with my eyebrows fluttering, hugged the smooth Zou Yue'e and Yan Wanru from under the warm quilt, turned my head sideways, and kissed them heavily on their small mouths, secretly sighing that I was so lucky, this must be eight lifetimes...... No...... It's a blessing that can only be cultivated in hundreds of lifetimes, right?
Xu I kissed too hard, and Zou Yue'e's eyelids moved, as if she was awake.
Over there, Yan Wanru's eyelashes also trembled slightly, rubbing her sleepy eyes and opening her eyes.
I said gently, "It's still early, if you two are sleepy, just sleep a little longer, and I'll call you at six o'clock." ”
Zou Yue'e glanced at me with a disdainful look, and reached out to take away the hand I was touching on her waist, "Don't touch me." Then he rolled over and faced the white wall, leaving me with only a back. I touched my nose embarrassedly, and gently pulled up the quilt to cover Aunt Zou's exposed shoulders, for fear that she would catch a cold. immediately turned her head to look at Yan Wanru, and also pulled her quilt to her neck.
Sister Yan had a straight face, looking very angry, and ignored me.
I leaned over with a shy face, and said without words: "Did I sleep and snore at night?" ”
"Dead thing!" Yan Wanru pinched my thigh angrily, "Sooner or later, I'll be by you!" ”
I hurriedly admitted my mistake and said: "What, cough cough, you and Yue'e had to fight last night, and I also drank a glass in the end, so this drink, my brain is not clear, so I did some foolish things." I put my hand around her slippery back and rubbed it left and right, "Don't be angry, I won't drink without drinking in the future, okay?" ”
As soon as she heard this, Yan Wanru turned red and slapped me hard on the chest, "Little pervert! Little beasts! Little bastard! ”
Over there, Zou Yue'e's yin and yang weird voice jumped up, "You were so cool yesterday, right?" Well? ”
I hurriedly turned to face her, "No, I was wrong, really. ”
Zou Yue'e said coldly: "I'll keep this account in mind for you, well, let's calculate it slowly." ”
I groaned, put my arms around her from behind, and said, "Didn't I drink too much?" Look at you, why are you so cautious, and still hold grudges? Stop making a fuss, ah, didn't I admit my mistake? Seeing that she ignored me, I couldn't help but roll my eyes and muttered softly: "Didn't you do that yesterday, you were the loudest one who shouted and shouted." ”
Zou Yue'e turned her head suddenly: "What did you say?" ”
I wiped my sweat and said, "No, I didn't say anything. ”
Suddenly, Yan Wanru didn't know what she remembered, and after a shallow breath, her face turned red and white, "It's broken, it's broken." After muttering two sentences, Sister Yan half-sat up with a face full of shame and anger, and stared down at Aunt Zou, "You shouted so loudly yesterday, Xiaojing's parents won't hear it, right?" Oh, if they are woken up and out of the house and see that Xiao Jing is not sleeping in the living room of the outhouse, then, what do you let Auntie think? ”
Hearing this, my heart also jumped, and I said weakly: "I shouldn't be able to hear it, right?" ”
Yan Wanru said angrily: "Don't say anything else, the last sentence she shouted...... That 'good nephew', other courtyards can hear it! After speaking, her face was a little hot, she pinched my stomach shyly, and said in a low voice: "Aunt, nephew, brother, sister, you two usually toss like this?" What a shame! It's a shame for the two of you to scream! Little beasts! ”
Zou Yue'e looked at her, "Wanru, when you talk about others, your voice is not quieter than others." ”
Yan Wanru glared at her indignantly: "You are talking nonsense! ”
Zou Yue'e squinted and smiled: "How loud you screamed, you know it in your heart." ”
"Oh, don't quarrel, don't quarrel." I grabbed their hands and put them together for them to shake, "Okay, shake hands, this topic is over, well, what, Sister Yan, why don't you get up early and go home first?" Then I told my mom that you had something to do last night and went to stay at a friend's house, so I went back to the hut to sleep, so that I could explain what happened last night, okay? ”
Yan Wanru hummed helplessly, "When will Aunt and Uncle start?" ”
I looked at my watch and said, "It's going to be more than half an hour, so there's no hurry." ”
Zou Yue, who was next to her, patted her mouth and yawned lazily, and exhaled: "I can't sleep, clean up and get up." Glancing at me, Aunt Zou used her chin to go to the large wardrobe opposite Nunu's bed, "You get a few clothes for my aunt, the stockings should be flesh-colored, short, and a suit, a black casual one, and a purple shirt." ”
I said yes, didn't put on clothes, and crawled straight out of the bed.
Yan Wanru smacked me: "Phew, little shameless, put on your clothes!" ”
I had no choice but to put on my autumn clothes and trousers, then opened the door of the large closet, took out the clothes one by one according to Aunt Zou's request, and let them go to her side. At this time, I only heard Yan Wanru hesitate: "I'm about the same size as Yue'e, you can also get me a set, I haven't been home for two days, I haven't changed my socks and clothes, and I can't wear them." After a pause, Sister Yan added, "It's best to have new socks, are there any stockings that have not been opened?" ”
"Yes, I'll look for it." I was rummaging through the bottom of the cabinet.
Zou Yue'e groaned in a strange voice, "Do you think I'm dirty?" ”
Yan Wanru said indifferently: "Intimate clothes, I don't like to use other people's clothes." ”
"Hehe, I didn't force you to wear it, I don't like to wear it." Zou Yue'e pursed her lips, glanced at her with a smile, and said disgustingly: "Besides, last night, a certain little bastard took turns tossing the two of us, if you really want to count it, we have also been indirectly in contact countless times, in your stomach, it is estimated that there are still my things, so you don't feel dirty?" Well? ”
After listening, Yan Wanru's face turned pale, as if she was disgusted, and the goosebumps on her neck and arms jumped up quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye, "Xiaojing, hurry up and give your clothes to my sister, how can there be a clean and quiet bathing center here in your house?" ”
Zou Yue'e smiled and continued to disgust: "That kind of thing can't be washed off, and it will melt into your body for the rest of your life." ”
Yan Wanru was furious: "You! ”
I threw my clothes to Sister Yan with a headache, "Why are you two here again?" Don't make a noise, okay? ”
Yan Wanru gritted her teeth and stared at me: "It's not all you!" ”
"I'll have to wash it up later." Zou Yue'e sat up, bent down and grabbed the underwear and autumn clothes and pants that were crumpled in the quilt, and put them on her body one by one, "I still think you're dirty." ”
"Stop, stop." I gestured with a pause gesture, "It's boring to say anything more, don't make any noise, get dressed." ”
Zou Yue'e raised her head coldly and looked at me: "Don't point fingers with me, I haven't settled your account with you yet, although I can turn a blind eye to you and Wanru's Hu Lai, I never allowed you to toss the two of us at the same time, right?" Still learn to play double flying? Don't you think you're a little too presumptuous? After speaking, she turned her head sideways and said to Yan Wanru: "Wanru, I suggest that this little bastard kneel on the washboard all morning, what do you think?" ”
Yan Wanru nodded without thinking: "I agree." ”
Zou Yue'e pointed in the direction outside the house, "The washboard is in the south room, you can use it to kneel." ”
I immediately laughed and said, "No, let my parents see what that looks like." ”
Zou Yue'e smiled: "Yo, your old man also knows about Hanqi?" I thought you were shameless. ”
"I really drank too much yesterday, not on purpose." I walked over quickly, coaxed this, coaxed that, "Dissipation, ah, dissipation, you are both people with status, don't be like me, well, what, I promise, next time I think about the two of you, I'll definitely ask for your opinions, okay?" ”
Zou Yue'e pulled her face down, "What?" Do you want to have a next time? ”
Yan Wanru said: "Stinky and shameless! Sister warns you! There are no doors! ”
I snorted twice, "Get dressed, get dressed." ”
Yan Wanru snorted, hugged the clothes on her legs and looked at me, her face flushed: "You go out first, don't look here." Zou Yue'e was thick-skinned, and she had already stood up from the bed and put on her clothes one by one. Sister Yan couldn't do it, seeing that I didn't go out, she asked me to turn my back first, and then took the autumn coat and put it on very hard in the quilt.
After a while, the two mature beauties stood in front of me with great dignity.
It's all dressed in black suits and black high heels, with coiled hair and light makeup, revealing a capable and sophisticated taste.
I was stunned for a while, and I couldn't help but admire: "You two are so beautiful." ”
"Poor mouth." Yan Wanru glared at me, her chin tilted to the door, "Sister should go, go, show my sister if there is anyone outside." ”
I said okay, straightened my neckline, walked to the door and opened the curtains to look outside, well, there was no one on the other side of the pool and the toon tree, and the courtyard was quiet. So I unlocked the door, pushed it open with the lightest possible width, trying not to make the old doorway squeak, and looked at the empty courtyard, I turned back to Yan Wanru and beckoned her to go out.
However, a scene that made my heart beat was revealed.
Mom's voice rang in her ears in vain: "Got up early enough?" ”
My expression stiffened, and I looked sideways, and I went to see that my mother was sitting on a small bench behind my door picking leeks, and that position was the dead end of the door, and I couldn't see it if I didn't go out, "Ah, uh, yes, let's get up early today, and run more later." My hand hurriedly gestured to Sister Yan and Aunt Zou behind me, and said to my mother: "Heh, ha, why did you get up so early today?" ”
My mother's face was not very good-looking, and she squinted at me: "Your house is so lively at night, can I sleep?" ”
I blushed continuously, "Oh, what are you talking about?" ”
"Alright." The old mother waved her hand impatiently and continued to pick the leeks in her hand, "Tell Xiao Yan and Yue'e to get up and get ready to eat." ”
I snorted, and when I looked back, Yan Wanru's face was also hot. Now, it's useless to pretend to be garlic, Yan Wanru and Zou Yue'e walked to the yard to brush their teeth and wash up, during which Sister Yan was so embarrassed that she didn't even dare to look at my mother. I didn't know what my mother was thinking, so I watched her face carefully.
When my mother finished picking the leeks, she pulled me into the north house.
Dad was sitting on the couch, looking gloomy and terrible, as if he was angry.
After closing the door, my mother smiled and looked at me: "Okay, it's quite foreign?" ”
I smiled and said, "No." ”
My mother patted me on the shoulder, "Don't be modest, ah, don't be modest, you can do it, it's really good, well, it's good." ”
Dad is not as feminine as Mom, and slapped the table directly: "What's nonsense, it's just nonsense, what kind of system is this, what kind of system is this!" ”
I blushed and hurriedly explained, "It's not like that, I didn't, I was ...... yesterday"
My mother smiled and pressed my shoulder diligently, and pulled me to the sofa, "Don't be modest, your father and I really listened to it yesterday, well, you are good, you are worthy of being a good son of your mother, and the two of you are a scourge together?" Okay, uh-huh, good play, really good play. My mother's face changed in vain, and she bent down and grabbed a broom pimple for bed sweeping from the gap in the sofa, picked it up and hit my ass angrily: "You little rabbit cub!" The old lady is going to beat you to death today! The old lady is not surnamed Cui! ”
Dad also added fuel to the fire and said: "Fight, fight to death, don't care about him, he has to make trouble to the sky!" ”
I was scared like something, and I was chased by my mother all over the house, "Mom, I was wrong, I was really wrong, don't fight, have something to say, have something to say." "Since I married Yue'e, my mother has not beaten me with a broom since she was afraid of my face, and it seems that she is really angry today.
My mom held up a broom and chased, "Stop!" Little bastard! Why are you going crazy? You're having too much fun, aren't you? One is not enough to get two? Who told me yesterday that it was nothing to do with Xiao Yan? Yes? There is not a word of truth in the mouth! It's just a fool, isn't it? Isn't it? Come over to me! Lie here! I can't beat you to death! It's going to be the other way around! Still playing Double Fly? The old lady gave your ass to fly first! Get the hell out of here! ”
I raised my hand in surrender with a sad face: "Mom, my own mother, Sister Yueyan is still outside, can you save some face for your son?" ”
"You can do that kind of immoral thing! Do you still know how to make a face? ”
After a while, my father picked up his schoolbag and stood up, "You pick him up, I'll go to Liuli Factory." ”
My mother continued to chase me with a broomstick, and said, "Let's go after eating?" ”
"I'm full of gas!" Dad slammed the door shut.
The next moment, I heard the voices of Aunt Zou and Sister Yan outside.
"Dad, go to the antique shop?"
"Uncle, I'll go get some food, let's eat before leaving."
"No, you ...... Forget it, it's fine. ”
After a pause, my mother looked back at the door, turned her head to look at me, and threw the broom on the sofa angrily, her face softened a little, "Come here, tell Mom, what happened last night?" ”
I hesitated, "It's fine." ”
"Xiao Yan and Yue'e shouted so happily! Who are you fooling, who are you cheating? The old mother leaned her head over, lowered her voice and said, "Xiao Yan agreed to mess around with you like this?" Yue'e didn't say anything? ”
I scratched my head and said with a hot face, "What, ahem, almost." ”
My mother glanced at me in surprise: "You stinky boy is quite attractive, can you mess around like this?" Something can't happen, right? ”
"Uh, it should be okay, right?"
My mother snorted, thought about it for a while, and kicked me again, "How did you say I gave birth to such a son as you!" Hum! Next time you toss again, give the old lady a little noise! Don't let your dad hear me! Remember? He's a rigid man! I can't see this! ”
I said, "Mmmm, thank you, Mom, I wrote it down." ”
After a while, Yan Wanru and Zou Yue'e entered the north house early.
At the dinner table, Aunt Zou didn't change much, what should she do, with a smiling stinky face. Although my mother didn't mention the incident, she still couldn't help but secretly look at Yan Wanru. Sister Yan was a little embarrassed by my mother, coughed, kicked me from under the table, and buried her head in eating breakfast.
After the meal, I escorted them to the place where Yan Wanru parked.
Aunt Zou said lazily: "I went to give Jixiang Zhang Luo's wedding in the morning, and I have to go to the glass factory in the afternoon." ”
Yan Wanru looked at me: "I'm also going home." ”
"Are you leaving?" I was a little reluctant and blinked, "Sister, will you come back at night?" ”
Both of them ignored me and turned their heads, one to get in the car and the other to cross the street.
I grabbed them and said, "Oh, why are you in a hurry, you're really not coming back?" ”
Yan Wanru turned around and glared at me viciously: "What are you doing here?" And then let you be a scourge? Small color embryo! You're thinking about beauty! Fooled you yesterday! If I'm going to be fooled again! I'm just a fool! ”
Zou Yue'e looked at me with a smile, "The auspicious wedding the day after tomorrow, the antique shop gets off work in the afternoon, I have to go over there, and I won't come back at night, you, you toss with yourself!" ”
"Oh, then you two slow down, you must be safe on the road." After speaking, I looked left and right, and when I saw no one, I quickly lowered my head and kissed Aunt Zou and Sister Yan's red lips.
Zou Yue'e's eyebrows jumped. Yan Wanru glared at me.
But neither of them said anything, looked at each other, and turned away.
(To be continued)