Chapter 296 Solo + Solo = ??
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"Xiaojing, Xiaojing!"
I rubbed my eyelids in confusion, "Huh? ”
Mom's voice was pressed down from above: "Hurry up and get me up!" Don't occupy the couch! I still have to eat! ”
I subconsciously opened my eyes to look at Zhou, the next moment, the dazzling light hit the eyeballs, shaking my eyes sore, I put my hand on my eyebrows to cover the sun, grabbed the mobile phone that fell in the gap of the sofa and looked at the watch, well, it was 6:33, I agreed to my mother, yawned, unhurriedly got up from the hot quilt, picked up the clothes on the back of the sofa, and put them on myself, "Mom, don't drink porridge in the morning, drink that thing every day, I'm tired of drinking." ”
"Okay." The old mother said angrily: "Let's drink porridge, you drink rat medicine!" ”
My father, who had just come out of the house, also criticized me: "Don't be picky. ”
I heard the resentment in my parents' mouths, so I coughed, didn't say anything more, and ran to the courtyard to brush my teeth and wash up.
When I came back, I saw my mother bending down to fold the quilt for me, after folding, she glanced at me, sat on the sofa, patted the open space next to me and motioned me to come over, "I told your dad about the fight between Wanru and Yue'e yesterday, and I am also a cultural person, look at it, what it looks like, I discussed it with your dad in the morning, what we mean, you talk to Xiao Yan, see if she can go to the second floor to identify and separate her from Yue'e after Jingyue Pavilion in the future, otherwise one day they will fight in front of the guests, We're losing our face. ”
I disagreed: "No need, right? ”
My mother glared at me: "No fart! You are running fast! Leave a butt of shit for the old lady to wipe it for you? ”
Last night, although I was later bombarded back to the north house by Aunt Zou and Sister Yan to sleep, many words have been said, and there will be no more accidents, uh, of course, I still have no bottom in my heart about this, I touched my nose, and had to say: "Let's take a look again, if it doesn't work, just do what you say." ”
Mom snorted and chirped: "What else are you looking at, wait for the two of them to scratch each other again?" ”
As I was talking, there was a creaking sound of the door opening outside, not the North House, but my cabin.
I kept my waist and said uneasily: "They're awake, Mom, cough cough, why don't you take a look?" ”
Kicked my ass hard, and my mother reluctantly opened the door with a hint of depression on her face. About ten minutes later, the door of the north room opened, and my mother re-entered the house, but her expression had changed to a look of surprise. Suddenly, Zou Yue'e's bewitching voice floated from the courtyard.
"Mom, I'm going to make breakfast, what do I want to get?"
My mother turned around and said loudly: "I have taken all the leftover rice, you can put some water to make a porridge, by the way, there are eggs to boil." ”
Yan Wanru's voice also flew from the direction of the hut, "Auntie, then I'll go boil eggs." ”
Closing the door, my mother looked at me in surprise: "What's the matter with your daughter-in-law and Xiao Yan?" Don't fight? ”
Hearing this, I suddenly felt a little proud, "It's not good not to fight?" ”
Mom scolded in a low voice: "You have to be a fart, you have to be scolded!" Isn't it a beating? Hurry up and run! Come back for a good meal! ”
I smiled and trotted out of the courtyard.
As soon as I was happy, I ran an extra kilometer, and when I came back, breakfast was almost cold. Yan Wanru and Zou Yue'e have already eaten, one is watching the morning news with my dad on the sofa, and the other is talking with my mother, originally at this time, Aunt Zou usually offers to give me hot porridge or hot eggs, but today she didn't move, Sister Yan didn't move, and the two of them pretended not to see me.
My mother looked at me: "Warm it yourself." ”
I sat down at the table pitifully, "Don't be, drink cold, same." ”
Mom, "By the way, Xiao Yan said that I will also go to Jingyue Pavilion today for identification, your father and I will go to the glass factory to clean up first, and post a notice at the door, you can go with Yue'e and Xiao Yan after eating, don't worry, it will take a while to leave the door, and it's useless to go early." ”
As soon as my parents left, the living room in the north house fell silent.
Although Zou Yue'e and Yan Wanru stopped quarreling, they did their own things, but no one paid attention to anyone.
I blinked my eyes and said tentatively, "Yue'e, what do you want to eat at noon?" ”
Zou Yue'e stared at the TV and said, "Whatever." ”
I sweated, "Sister Yan, what do you want to eat at noon?" ”
Yan Wanru's face was all blocked by the newspaper in her hand, "It doesn't matter. ”
If I go, why don't even I care about it? After struggling for a moment, I turned my head to one side, moved my eyes to the tray containing the oranges on the table, and walked over to peel two oranges respectively, the same color, the same size, and I tasted them after peeling, and the two oranges even tasted the same, very sweet and fragrant. So, I took one of the petals and handed it to Aunt Zou, who was watching TV, and secretly whispered in her ear: "Here, this orange is so sweet, you can taste it." ”
Maybe it's the reason I gave her first, Zou Yue'e showed a satisfied smile, took the orange and mumbled, put it in her mouth and chewed it, looked sideways at Yan Wanru, and saw that Sister Yan's face was not very good-looking, and the corners of Aunt Zou's mouth were a little higher, "Well, not bad." "I don't know if it's saying I'm doing well or if the oranges taste good.
I wiped my sweat and hurriedly gave another orange to Yan Wanru.
She didn't answer, staring at the newspaper with a stiff face, as if she was angry.
As soon as I coughed, I quickly lowered my head to her ear and whispered: "Sister, your petal is much sweeter than Yue'e's, I specially left it for you, eat it quickly, don't tell her." ”
Yan Wanru's stiff face finally loosened, her eyes whitened, and she took the orange, "You still have a little conscience." Breaking a petal and putting it in her mouth, Sister Yan chewed, squeezed out a charming dimple, and said as if fighting back, "...... Well, that's sweet. ”
I breathed a sigh of relief, and said in my heart that this person was forced out, if I had changed the rigid me before, I wouldn't be able to say this kind of clever cheap words, it seems that my buddy has something to do.
Half an hour later, I walked to the glaze factory with Aunt Zou and Sister Yan. Today is the first day that I have formalized the relationship between the harem with the 'big wife' and 'little wife', so I am very excited, as soon as I arrive at the antique shop, I start to run around busily, greeting guests, serving tea and pouring water, wiping the table and wiping antiques, people who don't know, must think that I am a temporary worker hired by Jingyue Pavilion to do chores, how can I look like a little boss?
Business during the day was as good as ever.
When the evening closes, a check of the accounts, the turnover is more than 2.7 million, even if the cost is removed, the net profit is about 780,000 yuan, not to mention those antiques that were sold to us at a low price after identification, these antiques are also a lot of money, it can be said that the harvest is quite rich.
When the door was closed, my mother was happy, so she took Yan Wanru and Teacher Zhen to Quanjude to eat roast duck, saying that she wanted to celebrate.
At the dinner table, Zou Yue'e asked for a bottle of Wuliangye, held a glass and drank one with everyone first, and then raised the wine glass in the air with a smile, and said to Yan Wanru: "Wanru, the business momentum has been so good in the past two days, most of it is your credit, come, I salute you, without a sip, if you want to drink it, even if you want to drink it." ”
Yan Wanru raised her eyes to look at her: "I didn't go home yesterday, I really can't drink today, I have to drive." ”
My mother smiled: "If you can't drive, you will stay with the family for another night." ”
Zou Yue'e raised her cup with a smile, "If you don't drink, you look down on me?" ”
Helplessly, Yan Wanru picked up the cup, touched it with her, and drank it up happily.
"Okay, if you don't say that Wanru is happy, come, have another drink." Zou Yue'e filled the wine and raised her glass again.
Yan Wanru also competed with her, "Come on, cheers!" ”
Mom and dad were still happily persuading everyone to drink at first, but seeing Yan Wanru and Zou Yue'e drinking boiled water cup by glass, my mother's eyes flashed a few traces of frightened emotion, looked at me, and whispered uneasily: "Are these two okay?" Don't be like last night, drinking too much and fighting? ”
I wiped the beads of sweat on my forehead with a weak heart, "You persuade me, don't let me drink anymore." ”
"Everything is the mother's business, why don't you persuade it?" Saying that, my mother still reached out and stopped Yan Wanru and the others, so that she could barely control the situation after saying a few words.
Yan Wanru was already almost drunk, her face was flushed, and after putting down the wine glass, she began to drink tea to relieve her hangover, and also ate a small bowl of rice. Zou Yue's amount of alcohol is really not blown, she seems to be really out of shape yesterday, today she didn't drink during the day, it seems that she is holding back the night to get drunk to Sister Yan, although the mother said not to let them toast, but Aunt Zou still drank with herself, and killed more than three catties of Wuliangye, and Teacher Zhen was shocked.
Some people drink and talk about 'mouth', like me, eight or nine mouthfuls are not good.
Some people drink and talk about 'cups', like Yan Wanru, seven or eight cups will arrive at the station.
Aunt Zou drinks but talks about 'bottles'.
That night, Yan Wanru couldn't go home again, so she made a phone call to the house, coaxed her daughter with a lot of words, and then hung up the line and put away the mobile phone, and went into the hut to sleep with Zou Yue'e. I was still the same, I took out a quilt from my mother's closet, spread it out on the sofa, took off my shoes and got in, turned over comfortably, and curled up in the cold quilt.
"Don't sleep yet! I'm asking you something! ”
I only felt that my ass was kicked, and I couldn't help but look back speechlessly, "Mom, just talk, why do you keep kicking me?" ”
Mom snorted and kicked me in the thigh again, "What's wrong with kicking you, do you have an opinion?" ”
I said with a bitter face, "No, let's kick." ”
My mother was satisfied, retracted her feet, squeezed me, and sat on the sofa, "My mother asked you, you told me the truth, did you harm Xiao Yan?" Yes? ”
I blushed, "Ouch, what are you talking about, what kind of scourge?" ”
"What do you say? Don't be poor with me! Hurry up and give the old lady a secret! ”
"No, really not, we are sisters and brothers, your thinking is too complicated." I couldn't bear this kind of topic, so I turned over and hurriedly pulled the quilt over, "I'm sleeping, I'm too sleepy." ”
"Little bunny!" Knock knock, the ass was kicked several times by my mother, "It's best if there is no scourge!" ”
Soon, the lights were turned off, and the room was plunged into darkness, with only a few rays of moonlight fluttering.
I let out a long sigh at the ceiling, reminiscing about today's events, and couldn't help but feel a little like crying. What about the three wives and concubines, and they are still sleeping together, bullshit, the relationship between the harem is clearly determined, but how do I feel that I am still walking on thin ice than before I didn't have a harem? Don't talk about kissing a little mouth and touching a little hand, when they are together, I have to think about talking for a long time, who to talk to first, what expression to use, what to say, that tangled energy, don't mention it.
The harem harem, why is it not the same as imagined?
Isn't this a desire to find guilt for oneself?
No, it will never work if it goes on like this, we have to think of a way, we have to find a breakthrough!
My mind immediately came alive, and I thought about it for a long time, until about eleven o'clock in the evening, when I looked at the closed door of my mother's house, and I was sure that I was so nervous that I put on my shoes and got off the sofa, and I didn't even wear my coat, so I crept to the door, opened the door, closed the door, and slipped down the wall to the hut, ready to push the door in. To my surprise, the door was locked from the inside.
Damn, is this to prevent me?
I had to bite the bullet and look at the door, knock knock, knock knock.
"I'll talk about it tomorrow, and I'm asleep." Aunt Zou's voice came from the house.
I said, "Ahem, you open the door first, hurry up, I'm wearing an autumn coat, it's cold." ”
"Ignore him, go freezing." Zou Yue'e should be talking to Sister Yan.
But more than ten seconds later, the door creaked open, or Yan Wanru felt sorry for me, seeing me standing at the door tremblingly, hurriedly dragged me in and closed the door, took my cold little hand and rubbed it for me, complaining: "How old a person, still like a child, how cold it is outside, I don't know how to put on clothes, you deserve to freeze to death!" ”
Zou Yue'e looked at my side, "He, he must be afraid that we won't let him into the house, so he deliberately didn't wear it." ”
Yan Wanru pinched me angrily: "You don't have to think about the right road, you have a color embryo!" ”
My face was hot, my shoulders were shaking, and my teeth were deliberately gurgling.
Yan Wanru looked at it, glared at me with beads, and hurriedly pulled me to the window, "Quick, the advanced sister is warm in the nest, my sister has just come out, and it's hot inside." ”
I nodded, squeaked through where she had opened it, and sucked in the cool air from the mouth of the quilt. She didn't share the same quilt with Zou Yue'e today, and the quilt with the green embroidered quilt had a faint smell of sanitary balls, obviously just turned out from under the cabinet. A minute passed, and I finally recovered a little, so I looked at Yan Wanru, who was only wearing a white cotton autumn coat, and said, "Sister, it's cold outside, you can come in too." ”
Yan Wanru looked at Zou Yue.
Zou Yue'e glanced at me.
I coughed and coughed, simply rolled up the quilt on my body, threw it into the big closet, and immediately got on the bed, reached out and pulled the futon on Aunt Zou's body over a large section, squeezed it to the other end of the wall, opened the quilt on the right and patted Sister Yan, "Anyway, the quilt is big enough, let's squeeze it, it should be no problem." ”
Yan Wanru paused, took off her shoes and went to bed, and hesitantly lay down on my right.
At this time, I only heard Zou Yue'e say coldly: "If you have something, talk about it quickly, and go back to your house to sleep after speaking." ”
I was saying, "Oh, what, today, well, it's good today, it's going to be good tomorrow, it's going to be good tomorrow, hah, what's the weather like the day after tomorrow?" ”
Yan Wanru was so angry that she slapped me on the thigh, "I know you're fine!" ”
"Yes, why not?" I said, "I just want to ask, ahem, that, can I sleep here today?" ”
Yan Wanru bluffed: "What do you say?" ”
Aunt Zou's eyes narrowed, "If you think you've lived enough, you'll sleep." ”
I rolled my eyes, hugged their little waists from the bed, and said in my heart that I was still asleep, and you two threw me out if you have the ability. Seeing that the atmosphere was silent, my hands began to be dishonest, pinching Aunt Zou's oil and touching Sister Yan's legs, enjoying it very much. Aunt Zou's meat is relatively soft, slippery, and feels very good, and Sister Yan's meat is soft and slightly elastic, and it is also very plump and tasteful.
After a while, I saw that both of them ignored me, so I turned around, hugged Aunt Zou, and whispered in her ear: "I haven't had anything like that for two days, can I do it now?" ”
Zou Yue'e Huo Ran opened her eyes and looked at me coldly: "You touch me and try it!" ”
I was a little apprehensive and embarrassed, "Let's make a little move, okay?" ”
Aunt Zou stared at me: "You try!" ”
I was a little annoyed by her attitude, and I said no, I won't do it, I'll go to Sister Yan. As soon as I turned my head, I didn't ask Yan Wanru's opinion at all, I directly put my hand under the quilt, grabbed her autumn pants and took them off.
Yan Wanru was startled, and hurriedly clamped her thighs to protect her pants, "Xiao Jing! Don't mess around! No way! Absolutely not! Yue'e is still there! Don't you dare! Oops! You little beast! You want to be angry with your sister, don't you? Sister has turned her face with you! In the end, Sister Yan couldn't compete with me, and finally lost the battle, and pinched my chest in a rage, "I know that it will be a scourge!" Just know the scourge sister! ”
I didn't care about Aunt Zou's cannibalistic gaze behind me, I directly hugged Yan Wanru and began to toss her.
More than 20 minutes later, Sister Yan, who was blushing with shame, covered her mouth, and tears fell in large numbers.
I took a breath, turned my head dryly and looked at Aunt Zou who was closing her eyes and pretending to sleep, and without saying much, I reached out to pick up her autumn pants.
Zou Yue's face sank suddenly, "What are you doing?" ”
I had the courage to peel her clean.
Aunt Zou's face changed: "You dare!" You move me to give it a try! ”
I'll move you!
In Zou Yue's scolding, I pounced on her and began to harm her again.
Seeing that I had succeeded, Zou Yue'e said cruelly, "Okay, you can do it, you wait for me, let's see!" ”
However, in the end, Aunt Zou also entered the state, and gradually cooperated with me, hooking my neck and calling "good nephew" and "good brother" non-stop.
Yan Wanru on the side was ashamed when she heard this, and scolded in a low voice: "Little beast! Small color embryo! ”
I looked at her, immediately let go of Aunt Zou, shifted the target again, and knocked Yan Wanru down.
Sister Yan exclaimed, "What are you doing?" Yes? Other! Don't! You wash! Go wash first! Yes! ”
In this historical surname, I finally got my wish...... Double fly.
(To be continued)