Chapter 111: Honey, Why Aren't You Around

In the face of Ruan Xiaoqi, there is no suspense, I don't believe that he can beat me - after a while, Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu were also awake, standing on the pavilion and cheering at me, Duan Jingzhu and An Daoquan also came over to greet me,

Ruan Xiaoqiqi said: "You all know each other? ”

I took Ruan Xiaoqi's hand and said, "Brother Qi, look up for a long time, it's a pity that you didn't go to me, or the gold medal wouldn't have been taken away by that American kid (although Phelps hasn't shined in the Olympics at this time, Xiaoqiang is the protagonist, and the golden finger is on)." ”

Ruan Xiaoqi looked left and right in confusion and said, "When were you friends?" ”

Several people said in unison: "Friends from the previous life." ”

The crowd laughed again, and I laughed and said, "Come with me, let's gather all the people." Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu did not hesitate to hang Ruan Xiaoqi in place and left with me.

So, behind me there was a long queue, which just solved the problem of our lack of people and loneliness, they could also give me a wake-up call, and when I met my previous customers, someone pointed it out to me immediately, and we found Xiao Rang, Zhu Wu and Ou Peng all the way down.

Around the corner we saw a handsome guy wiping an ancient bow, Hua Rong! Duan Jingzhu grabbed his hand and shouted to me, "Xiaoqiang, hurry up, hurry up, get him-"

Before I could speak, Zhu Gui and the Ruan brothers were about to start giving Hua Rong a strong stopper, this was their conversation: "Is there Hua Rong, is there any?" "Uh-huh, yes!"

Hua Rong was caught off guard by the Ruan family brothers, and said with a smile: "Brothers, what are you doing?" ”

Zhu Gui was about to put the wolf into Hua Rong's mouth, and I shouted, "Wait, it's wrong!" There is no flower Rong. ”

Duan Jingzhu glanced at me and said, "Why not, Pang Wanchun is what you dealt with?" ”

I jumped to my feet and said, "Pang Wanchun is dealt with by Ran Dongye - there is also a Hua Rong!" ”

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then left Hua Rong's side hesitantly. Still looking back at him, Hua Rong was confused and said, "What are you doing?" ”

Xiao Rang said with a smile: "Your kid will have a good life in the next life, and you will find a beautiful daughter-in-law." ”

Hua Rong was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

Zhu Gui came to my side and whispered, "Hua Rong, how can this be counted?" ”

I shook my head and said, "I can't give him food anyway." ”

This is a more complicated problem that I have to face this time, Hua Rong Wusong has one in Liangshan and one in Yucai. The other heroes died in the Song Dynasty and spent a year with me. A year later, it was equivalent to dying again, and after leaving Yucai, I drank Meng Po soup again, and Lan Bao just got rid of their bowl of soup, so they could remember that I was Xiaoqiang.

And Liangshan Shangdi Huarong and Wu Song did not "travel with a group" after their deaths, they became ordinary people in the 21st century, namely Ran Dongye and Fang Zhenjiang, Fang Zhenjiang is a special case Not to mention, Ran Dongye became Huarong after eating blue leaves, but they were not restricted by that year, so they were not sent back to Liangshan by Tiandao. In other words, giving those 54 blue leaves is a system recovery, but these two systems are not backed up at all, so if you give the Liangshan version of Hua Rong and Wu Song a leaf to eat them, then you will return to the previous menu - they will really remember who they were in their previous life as bandits, which is of little use to me.

I'm so proud that I've been able to sort out these myriad relationships in such a short period of time!

Everyone reluctantly left Hua Rong, and Ruan Xiaoer said, "Say so." Won't Zhenjiang come back? "He is used to calling Wu Song Zhenjiang.

While he was talking, he only heard someone shouting and fighting in front of him. We stopped to take a look, and saw Fang Zhenjiang and Baoyin holding two ring knives in one hand and one holding a Zen staff to test their kung fu, and everyone shouted one after another, some called brother and some called brother, and their tones were full of affection. They see each other every day. But after recovering his memory, it was the first time they met, just like when Xiang Yu saw Yu Ji at the beginning.

These two people are naturally genuine Wu Song and Lu Zhishen. They stopped to look at us and stayed there for no apparent reason.

Bidding farewell to the dementia version of Fang Zhenjiang and Baoyin, Duan Jingzhu looked up, grabbed my arm and said, "Look, third sister!" ”

Sure enough, Hu Sanniang was looking around there with her hands behind her back, and Duan Jingzhu shouted, "Third sister, what are you looking for?" ”

Hu Sanniang looked back: "I'm looking for you-" She glanced at me, and suddenly strode in front of me, without saying a word, she put my head in her armpit and twisted my scalp with her fist, while scolding, "Don't accompany me at home, Sister Baozi, what are you doing all over the world, huh?" ”

Everyone looked at each other in shock, and I danced with my hands and said, "There's no reason, why do you think of me?" ”

Hu Sanniang threw me away, raised her hand and said, "I came from Wu Junshi's side, and I slipped here when I heard that Xiaoqiang was coming." As she spoke, she pointed at me and scolded, "I don't say that I think about your third sister first when I go up the mountain, huh?" ”

I said with a bitter face: "No, I'm afraid that my brother Wang Ying will not be happy." ”

Hu Sanniang was stunned for a moment, Duan Jingzhu laughed and said, "The third sister doesn't have to sleep alone tonight." As he spoke, he sang, "Honey, why aren't you aroundβ€”

Hu Sanniang blushed rarely, and kicked Duan Jingzhu.

I stopped everyone: "You can't give it to you anymore, Wu Junshi's side is also moving, and it is easy to conflict with our side, if the third sister volatilizes slowly, it will be heavy, let's find a place to meet with Wu Junshi, gather everyone and see who else is left, and finally act in unison." ”

Ruan Xiaowu said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang has also learned to strategize." ”

I pouted and said, "What is this, brother, I alone take on an army of 70,000, and I go in and out as if I am in a no-man's land." "I think so, Xiang Yu took 30,000 people to fight Zhang Han's 100,000 army, even if he can win 30,000 against 30,000, then the remaining 70,000 is equivalent to what I earned with a smile...

The heroes had already understood my temperament, so when I let out a fart, I discussed with each other: "There are too many people in the family courtyard, call the military advisor and ask him to meet in the small warehouse." When they realized that they couldn't use the phone, they said, "Brother Dai Zong should be found first." "These guys are noticeably lazier when they come back from the modern era.

Duan Jingzhu said: "I can only send someone to find the military advisor, everyone says who is going to run errands." ”

Everyone suddenly pointed to his nose in unison: "You go!" ”

Duan Jingzhu suddenly cried and said, "Why me? ”

Crowd: "Because you are the youngest." ”

Duan Jingzhu pointed at me and said, "This is still one hundred and nine." ”

Zhu Wu Zhengse, the Divine Machine Military Master, said: "Let's not spread the matter of Xiaoqiang to the outside world, and then make a decision after discussing it with Brother Junyi, I think this matter can't be hidden from Brother Song in the end." ”

Duan Jingzhu took my hand and said, "Don't worry." Even if all of them don't agree with you being added, I'll treat you as a hundred and nine brothers!" ”

Well, next time it's time for me to run errands!

After Duan Jingzhu left, we also slowly walked towards the small warehouse they said. Seven or eight more heroes were collected along the way, and I dare say that our ranks grew faster than any rebel army in history. In the end, there were more than a dozen people with me, and I walked into the middle of the team from the beginning, because I was the only one with a fresh face of so many of us, and I had already attracted the attention of many people, and I also saw a lot of celebrities in the other 54 along the way, and someone kept pointing in my ear and saying, "Look, that's the thunderbolt fire Qin Ming." "That's the desperate Saburo Shixiu" "Don't talk nonsense... What Chen Haonan, that's the nine-pattern dragon Shi Jin! ”…

Not long after we arrived at the small warehouse, Wu Yong also got the letter and came with a group of people. From a distance, there are many acquaintances: Lin Chong, Yang Zhi, and Zhang Qing, who had just met him not long after going up the mountain, were all smiling when they saw me from afar, and suddenly a person rushed out of the crowd and shouted: "Xiaoqiang, you bastard, I can't spare you!" But it was Dong Ping who pounced on him with his teeth and claws, and everyone hurriedly stopped and asked what was wrong, Dong Ping pointed at me angrily and asked: "Did I eat the two fish I asked you to raise as soon as I left?" ”

I thought about it for a long time before I realized that he was talking about the two loaches - after Dong Ping left, I handed them over to Xiaoliu. Then Xiaoliu fried it easily...

I wondered, "How do you know the ground?" ”

Dong Ping shouted: "I just saw them in the river when I arrived at the Nai He Bridge!" ”

The crowd rejoiced.

At this time, a person came out of the crowd and smiled gently: "Xiaoqiang." Welcome home. "This person is in his fifties and slightly fat, and he is Lu Junyi, Liangshan's second-in-command.

I stepped forward and grabbed his hand and said, "Brother Junyi, I want to kill you." ”

Lu Junyi smiled: "We also... Well, we didn't think much of you. The crowd burst out laughing again. Because old Lu is telling the truth. If they want me, it's a mess.

Wu Yong smiled and waved his hand, "Come, let's sit down and talk." ”

The so-called small warehouse in Yangsan is not small at all. There are seven or eight basketball courts, mainly put some weapons that are not needed for the time being, people have picked places, some sit on the arrow stacks, some lean on the rows of iron guns, at present Wu and I have gathered a total of more than 30 people on both sides, but the atmosphere of the venue once fell into chaos, compared to other people who have been reunited for a long time, these "internal" people are life and death reunions, and the topic of staying together is getting farther and farther, there are memories of life in Yucai, there are intoxicated with the Singapore competition venue, and there are looking forward to the future, Wu Yong told me that he hadn't told everyone about my mission yet, so the bandits were very relaxed.

And these people have a lot of problems, I'm used to staying there, and as soon as I have a meeting, I subconsciously want to take out my mobile phone to play games, some don't like to turn on the air conditioner, and there are those who come up to me and ask for cigarettes, Wu Yong understands that everyone has a lot of feelings to send, so he is not in a hurry to get into the topic.

At this time, a thin man was looking in at the door of the warehouse, and Dong Ping shouted: "Time moves, come in!" ”

Shi Qian flashed in, and said with a smile: "My brothers are hereβ€”"

Wu Yong and I exchanged glances, both shook their heads, signaling that no one had given Shi Qian a leaf, Dong Ping and Zhang Qing saw this and stood behind Shi Qian at the same time to block his way, Wu Yong took out a leaf and said like a child: "Come, Brother Shi Qian, eat this." ”

When Shi Qian saw Na Bao, he subconsciously stood back, but leaned on Dong Ping, and his face changed slightly: "I don't eat." ”

Wu Yongqi said: "Why don't you eat it?" "Everyone is also very strange, and it is not for him to eat flies and mice, and this blue leaf also has an attractive fragrance, and it is rare for him not to eat it when he has always been greedy and cheap.

Shi Qian kept waving his hand and said, "I can't eat anymore, and if I eat again, I even remember the things in my previous life-" He turned to me and said, "Xiaoqiang, you're fine, right?" ”

Hearing him call out my name, I couldn't help but be surprised and surprised: "I didn't give you a letter from the military advisor, how did you think of me?" ”

Shi Qian glanced at everyone and said embarrassedly: "I saw that the military master was mysterious and didn't know what good things to send, so I couldn't help but take one from him..."