Chapter 112: "Ping" Fang La

In the midst of everyone's gathering, Wu Yong suddenly waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's have a meeting." ”

Someone asked me, "Xiaoqiang, can you bring us back again this time?" ”

Wu Yong said: "I'm going to talk about this next-Xiaoqiang has a mission this time." ”

Everyone was still talking about it, and Wu Yong shouted: "Don't make noise, hurry up and discuss, you have to fight Fang La." ”

The scene calmed down suddenly, everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and ask together: "Hit Fang La?" What do you do with square wax? ”

Wu Yong sighed: "Originally, I wanted to wait for everyone to get together, but now I might as well tell you first so that you can be mentally prepared, Xiaoqiang came to inform us to fight Fang La this time - although we are back, but correspondingly, those things have to be done before, that is to say, Fang La still has to be fought by our Liangshan, otherwise history will be changed, and all of us will have to die under the way of heaven." ”

Everyone here is his own people, and many words are too clear for everyone to understand, so Wu explained the situation clearly in three words.

Lin Chong groaned: "But the current Fang La has not provoked us yet, why should we rush to send troops?" Dong Ping sneered: "Even if they provoked us last time, it's not Brother Song..."

Zhang Qing suddenly shouted: "That means that in order to save our lives, we have to kill Lao Wang and them again, this thing is not authentic!" "The bandits and Fang La and his four heavenly kings have already released their suspicions in a year's time, and they usually fight for each other's strengths and weaknesses, but when it comes to the real thing, they can't do it after all, even people like Zhang Qing who have a deep hatred for Li Tianyan said so, and others echoed it.

I am very relieved to see this situation to be honest, these live bandits are usually a little bastard, but after all, they are worthy of the word "hero" at the festival, I hurriedly snatched it out and said loudly: "Brothers, listen to me, there is nothing to do about beating Fang La, but the details can be discussed again." That's why I found you first, otherwise I'll just sit and watch the show, your brother Song Jiang will have to recruit sooner or later, and then lead you and Lao Wang to kill each other, and the effect will be the same, but now the initiative is in our hands. Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to brainstorm the best of both worlds? ”

Everyone was silent for a while, and Lu Junyi said: "Xiaoqiang, didn't you say that there is something to think about, you can take it out again and we will take a look." ”

I took out the piece of paper and spread it on the table, and several of the leaders gathered around to watch, and the others jumped up and looked in before they could get closer, and asked in a mess, "Do you have me?" ”

Wu Yong pointed to the column of the Northern Song Dynasty and said: "It says that the Northern Song Dynasty must be destroyed in the hands of Jin, marked by the capture of two emperors." It was only a matter of time before the Great Song Dynasty was lax. Now that the accident is on Fang La, it is difficult to say the result of his battle. And our mission in Liangshan is to defeat him, these two things are both independent and related, and it seems that they must be done. ”

The idea sheet was passed around in the hands of several leaders. All of them frowned, and everyone else squeezed forward, wanting to see what was written on it, Hu Sanniang opened her arms and carried Duan Jingzhu and the others around her, grabbed the idea table and glanced at it and said, "Huh." This is written on the square wax, not the square wax. Shall we just catch him and not let him rebel? ”

Quiet... Everyone didn't speak, staring at Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang first turned sideways to check whether there was anything dirty on her face. After discovering that there was nothing inappropriate, he faced everyone with confidence: "What, am I not right?" ”

Wu Yong looked at her blankly for a moment before muttering, "That's right... You're right, but why didn't we think of it? ”

Hu Sanniang said disdainfully: "You have a lot of spindles in your heads, who knows what bad water you are bubbling up from the corners." ”

Everyone was ashamed.

This is the difference between literati and martial artists, in fact, to talk about strategy, in addition to Wu Yong, Lin Chong and Lu Junyi are very mature politicians, these people pay attention to long-term planning no matter what problems they encounter, you give them a rule, the first thing they think of is to reverse this rule, on the matter of "square La", Wu Yong may have thought of a lot of strategies under the premise of not really fighting with Fang La, and now read him with mind reading, at least a few pages.

And Hu Sanniang is a standard military general, she is usually only responsible for charging into battle, in her land concept, there are only friends and enemies, kill and not kill, since Fang La has been identified as a friend, then fighting with him is no longer in the scope of consideration, so as soon as she sees the word "Ping", the first thing that comes to mind is to fight a fake battle, which is a kind of general-style cunning, which is the same nature as Luo Chengdi's feigned defeat and Zhang Fei's outwitting Yan Yan.

With the premise of "Ping", the atmosphere of discussion is heated again, if it is "extinguished", it is a battle to the death, and Fang La's sympathy can only be your life and death in the end, but if it is "Ping", then the knowledge will be great, as Hu Sanniang said, the most effective way is to capture Fang La, and how to explain it afterwards is much simpler.

Zhu Wudao, the master of the Shenji Army: "According to Xiaoqiang, if the local army has already been raised, then we can compete with them on the flat land, which we have taken advantage of in terms of geographical advantages." ”

Everyone nodded: "Well, it makes sense." ”

Zhu Wu continued: "Also, Fang La's troops are definitely not as well prepared as last time, and we also have the upper hand in terms of time, so we fight this battle, and the operability of capturing Fang La alive is still very strong." ”

Everyone: "Well, it makes sense. ”

… I really doubt that these bandits were under Qin Shi Huang in their last life.

But what Zhu Wu said is really reasonable, the last time the heroes fought Fang La, they were forced into Fang Ladi's lair, and Fang La was also a force, with high walls and big villages, and the bandits were reimbursed a lot by rolling wood and stones, especially Zhang Shun and their group of water ghosts, almost all of them died in the ambush of the organs, but on the plain, Liangshan 108 Fang La 8 Heavenly Kings, then the advantage is great.

Zhang Qingmo shook his hands and said: "This time, I can have a good fight with the kid surnamed Li." ”

Wu Yong looked at everyone, and suddenly worried: "If you go to fight Fang La, it will inevitably be our 108 brothers who will go together, the people on our side understand the inside story, and what I'm worried about is that the other 54 brothers don't know what to do..."

Lu Junyi nodded and said, "Not bad." Our brothers have always been inseparable, and it is natural to go together, and the 54 are really a tricky problem..."

Lin Chong said: "In my opinion, it's better to make things clear, including Xiaoqiang's affairs, it's awkward to always hide from everyone." If you really want to fight Fang La, the rest of the brothers don't take it lightly, and making a mortal enmity with Fang La can only be another life-and-death fight. ”

Ruan Xiaoer shouted: "How do you say, say that we died once? Anyway, I won't believe what people tell me. ”

Lu Junyi looked at Wu Yongdao and said, "This matter still has to fall on the military advisor to think of a foolproof strategy." ”

Wu Yong said: "The top priority is to find the brothers among us who have not recovered their memories - everyone counts how many of us are and which brothers have not returned." ”

The results of the statistics are: there are 38 people in Duxing under the mountain, and there are still 16 people who have not eaten, including Zhang Shun and Li Kui.

At this time, a person flew from far to near and shouted at the door: "Sanniang." Are you in there? ”

Someone laughed and said, "It's Wang Xiaohu." ”

With the voice. When Zhu Gui and I went up the mountain, we saw the dwarf running into the warehouse, and when we saw Hu Sanniang present. He opened his eyes and smiled: "I heard someone say that you are here, and sure enough, I found it, Sanniang." Go home and eat, I'll cook the lamb fried gourd shreds for you..."

Someone among the heroes laughed and said: "Wang Xiaohu, are you afraid that she will run away if you follow your wife every day?" ”

Wang Ying was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Isn't it, you find such a beautiful wife like me." ”

Hu Sanniang is about 1.73 meters tall. Wang Ying is more than half a head lower than her. Hu Sanniang looked down at him, her expression seemed to be quite disgusted. Snorted and walked out first, Wang Ying followed behind with a smile on his face, like a dog raised by Mrs. Kuo.

Wu Yong looked at the backs of Hu Sanniang and his wife with a smile, and said: "It's not early today, brothers go back first, think about the people who are left behind when you sleep at night, and tomorrow we will act in unison to find these people back." ”

The heroes agreed in a mess, and many people came to pull me back to drink, and the Ruan brothers took the initiative because of the "large number of people".

Back to the "Ruan Mansion", this courtyard is bigger than other houses, and the three brothers each have a wife room in one place, Ruan Xiaoer shouted through the wall while asking his wife to stir-fry vegetables and hot wine: "Zhang Shun, Zhang Shun-" It turned out that Zhang Shun lived next door.

A woman's voice scolded and said, "Zhang Shun is dead!" ”

Ruan Xiaoer smiled and said, "It's my sister-in-law, what about Brother Zhang?" ”

The woman was still angry and said, "I'm playing with a bunch of people again." ”

Ruan Xiaoer whispered to me: "Zhang Shun likes to play with money, and he has been beaten several times by his wife." As he spoke, he raised his neck and shouted, "Sister-in-law, Brother Zhang came back and asked him to come to me." ”

The woman said angrily: "He can't go, and when he comes back, the old lady will chop him to death!" ”

I sweated a lot and asked in a low voice, "Didn't you say that this is still a good time for male power to prevail?" ”

Ruan Xiaowu interjected: "That's not necessarily, you think, there are men and women in this world, how can they be so fixed, anyway, there are few people on Liangshan who are not afraid of wives-"

I asked, "What do you want money for living in the mountains?" ”

Ruan Xiaowu said: "Bet." ”

Me: "..."

At this time, Ruan Xiaoer's wife was polite to me while piling bundles of onions at Ruan Xiaoer's feet... Ruan Xiaoer said while peeling green onions: "Why don't you call a hero, a hero is afraid of his wife!" ”

I smiled and said, "Li Tianyan must love to hear this." But what I thought in my heart was: No wonder Song Jiang is the eldest brother, and his wife will kill him when he says he will kill him.

Later, I carefully analyzed, is the seat of Liangshan ranked according to the degree of fear of wife? Song Jiang killed his wife, so he ranked first, Lu Junyi also killed his wife, but he didn't kill as much as Song Jiang, so he ranked second, Wu Yonggongsun Sheng They didn't have a wife, so they ranked third or fourth, Lin Chong's wife died so they ranked sixth... In this way, it seems that I still have a certain reason for ranking 109.

In fact, they are afraid that their wives have a practical basis, no matter what, the identity of this group of people is unmentionable bandits, and the wives are frightened and afraid, and they live in isolated mountains, not to be nice to others, who has been with you?

After a while, the food and drinks were served, and the three of us sat around and drank from cup to cup, and the topic became endless. One would talk about the troubles they had when they first arrived at me, and the other would talk about the first time we went swimming with Zhang Shun, Ruan Xiaoer asked, "By the way, Xiaoqiang, how about Xiaoyu?" ”

I said, "Amphibians don't dare to say it, no one in the mammals can kill her anyway." As soon as I got out of the water, it was like going back to my mother's house. ”

Ruan Xiaowu smiled and said, "Is Xiao Nizi in love?" ”

I sighed, "No, she doesn't say it, she may still be thinking about her big brother in her heart." ”

The brothers of the Ruan family followed together, speaking of Ni Siyu, naturally they also talked about Xiang Yu, as soon as I talked about this, my eyebrows fluttered, especially the part where I laughed and retreated from the enemy, Ruan Xiaowu, who has always been dull, commented on this: At that time, I wanted to make a loud fart The effect would be better.

I'm talking nonsense. Suddenly, a person appeared in the big tank next to me. Startling me, this man wiped the water on his face and said, "Second brother and fifth brother, what are you talking about?" Why can't I understand a word? "It's Ruan Xiaoqi.

Ruan Xiaoer smiled: "You'll know tomorrow, come, come over and have a drink together." ”

Ruan Xiaowu explained to me: "In the summer, we like to hide in the water tank to escape the heat. "When I saw that there were five tanks in the yard, it seemed that the daughters-in-law of this couple were also very watery.

The wine was drunk until the sun went down. The heat still does not recede, Ruan Xiaoer desperately fanned his fan and looked up at the sky: "It's good if a big flood floods us allβ€”β€”"

Ruan Xiaowu said: "It looks like I have to sleep in the tank again at night, eh, Xiaoqiang, do you want to try?" Very refreshingly. My tank lets you sleep. ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "You're welcomeβ€”" Do you guess I'll drown or soak first?"

Zhang Shun never came back that night. So we had to move the plan we had set for him to the next day.

As a result, the next morning, I was still dreaming, and I heard the sound of gold and iron intersecting, getting louder and more urgent, and I just got up with sleepy eyes, and saw the Ruan family brothers hurriedly getting dressed and said, "Xiaoqiang, come with us." Brother Song gathered urgently, something must have happened. ”

Out of the courtyard, I saw a group of heroes rushing to Zhongyi Hall from all directions, some knew and some didn't know, Ruan Xiaoer grabbed Duan Jingzhu and said to me: "Xiaoqiang, you can't follow us in now, you will stand at the entrance of the hall in a while, let Jingzhu greet you." ”

I followed Duan Jingzhu to Zhongyi Hall to take a look, there were already seventy or eighty people gathered in the hall, in the middle of the hall, a black fat man who did not look amazing was already sitting there, on the side were Lu Junyi and Wu Yong, Wu Yong squinted his eyes and pointed at the door and asked something, probably asking if I was here, many people squeezed their eyebrows at me, but no one had time to come and talk to me, it seems that this kind of emergency meeting is quite important in Liangshan and more serious than usual, eighty percent is really something.

Song Heipang sat there and didn't stand upright, smiling and couldn't help but greet the brothers who stepped forward to greet him, and about ten minutes later, the Zhongyi Hall was full, and all 108 heroes were finally assembled.

Everyone was ranked in order, Duan Jing lived in the last place, close to the door, I stood behind him, the bandits held a meeting, and the specifications were not so neat, and I was not conspicuous when I stood at the end.

After a few more minutes, after the leaders who had not seen each other for a long time greeted each other, Song Jiang coughed lightly, everyone knew that the meeting was about to officially begin, and they all gradually quieted down, Song Jiang stood up and said, "This time, I brought the brothers here because I have something to discuss with everyone. ”

Everyone looked up together, and when he spoke, Song Jiang smiled slightly: "I'll talk about this later, I'll talk about a side matter first-I heard that the brothers on our mountain have been dealing with some indiscreet people recently, I have to remind everyone that our Liangshan is disciplined..."

I saw that Song Jiang was 108,000 miles away from me, so I pulled Duan Jingzhu's clothes and asked, "Who?" Who is it called? "Although I'm in the bandits' den, I think I'm still very safe, so the gossip soul in my heart is ready to move again, don't you know? Who could there beβ€”could there be any more indiscriminate landlords than these people present?

Song Jiang continued: "I vaguely heard that this person's name is - Xiaoqiang? ”

I was muttering to Duan Jingzhu, and when I heard the word "Xiaoqiang", I was shocked: Is there anything else to do with me?

As soon as I looked up, I saw dozens of eyes looking over with a smile, many of them couldn't help but be happy, Wu Yong and Lu Junyi glanced at each other, and at the same time whispered something in Song Jiang's ear, Song Jiang was a little confused at first, and after listening for a while, he smiled and said: "Oh, since he is also a friend, then ask him to come up and meet everyone." ”

Wu Yong and Lu Junyi both smiled and beckoned to me: "Xiaoqiang, come-"

The more than 30 heroes headed by Zhang Qing and Dong Ping, seeing my stupid appearance like a goose, finally laughed happily...