Chapter 33: A Good Man of the Three Kingdoms
Yu fell off the horse, but the person was still awake, he looked at Yu Ji stupidly and shouted that she ran closer, and couldn't help blurting out: "It's you?" "It looked like a bit of a surprise.
The person who came was Zhang Bing (guess the buns for me to face the wall)!
Zhang Bing burst into tears, ran over and knelt in front of Xiang Yu, covered Xiang Yu's wound with her slender jade hand, and then took off her coat without hesitation and tore it into strips, tying Xiang Yu's entire shoulder properly.
Xiang Yu looked at Zhang Bing motionless and let her tinker, and muttered, "Ah Yu? ”
Seeing that Xiang Yu was unharmed, Zhang Bing cried and laughed again: "It's me, the king." ”
Xiang Yu put his hand on Zhang Bing's shoulder, his eyes couldn't stop looking at her, Zhang Bing looked back at Xiang Yu tenderly, she was indeed different from the dancing chick before, in her eyes, there was more fanaticism and obsession, Xiang Yu laughed loudly, and took Zhang Bing into his arms.
At this time, I had just grabbed the second fat down, and when I turned around after a while, I couldn't help but be stunned when I saw that it was Zhang Bing. Everyone gathered around Xiang Yu and the others, and greeted Zhang Bing one after another, the happiest for Xiang Yu were Zhang Shun and the Ruan family brothers, that night in the bar, Xiang Yu's deep affection for Yu Ji Everyone had a personal experience.
Zhang Bing nodded slightly to everyone, and buried his head in Xiang Yu's arms. I walked up to Xiang Yu and whispered in his ear, "Brother Yu, are you sure this is your sister-in-law?" ”
Xiang Yu glanced back at me, and without waiting for him to speak, Zhang Bing suddenly said, "King, did the black tiger rush out that night?" ”
Xiang Yu said: "Ah Yu, you are confused, the black tiger died in Pengcheng." ”
Zhang Bing said: "Oh yes, I forgot." ”
I asked, "Who is the Black Tiger?" ”
Xiang Yu said: "I have a partial general. ”
I twisted my face to Zhang Bing and deliberately said, "What kind of weapon does this person use?" ”
Zhang Bing smiled faintly: "The weapons he makes are rare. It's a meteor hammer. ”
At this point, Xiang Yu no longer doubted him, and suddenly turned over and got on the horse. Stretched out his hand to Zhang Bing and said, "Come!" ”
Zhang Bing giggled, grabbed Xiang Yu's hand and jumped on the horse's back, his figure neat.
Xiang Yu carried Zhang Bing around the field in two big circles, and couldn't help shouting: "Haha, I'm so happy." ”
I pulled Lu Junyi and said, "Oh no, Brother Yu has also lost his strength, shall we help him again?" "The heroes all know that I don't deal well with Zhang Bing, and they look at me with a smile.
I grabbed Zhao Bai's face again: "Xiao Zhao, give him a slipper." ”
Zhao Bai shook me off with a face and glanced at me with an expression like a fool: "Don't make trouble!" ”
I was speechless.
To be honest, I really didn't expect Zhang Bing to be Yu Ji. Although Xiang Yu and Liu Bang both said that she was exactly the same as Yu Ji back then, but through several contacts, I felt that this woman was too scheming, although my understanding of Yu Ji was only a few words of Xiang Yu's original, but that stubborn and unyielding little girl was really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Even at this time. I still can't accept the fact that Zhang Bing is Yu Ji.
Even though I know it's not fake... Any girl can say that she is Yu Ji, but not every girl can be so calm when she sees blood, and she can know the name and weapon used by Xiang Yu's side at the beginning. This is even more undeserved.
And the most important question: How did Zhang Bing remember the past? And why did you suddenly appear here? These questions are obviously not time to ask, Xiang Yu took Zhang Bing, waved his hand at everyone, and ran down in the distance.
I shouted behind him: "Watch out for the traffic police!" ”
After Xiang Yu left, people were full of emotion, not to mention watching a thrilling decisive battle, but also witnessing the whole process of a lover finally becoming a family, Xiuxiu's eyes were wet, and there was no need to watch Korean dramas today.
I saw that this was the end of the matter for the time being, and looked around. Asked: "Has the 'invincible world' woken up?" ”
An Daoquan said: "I just woke up, sitting there." ”
When I looked, the second fat was sitting on the grass and holding his legs. His eyes were still a little confused. I kicked him and jumped out of the way, and asked fearfully, "Do you remember who you are?" ”
The second fat smiled embarrassedly. Weakly said, "Thank you, you saved my life." ”
I sat down next to him, lit a cigarette with him and asked, "Is that Lu Bu in history also afraid of people scratching itchy meat?" ”
The second fat nodded: "Well, I was afraid in my last life." ”
Damn, Lu Bu is afraid of being scratched, I don't know how much this information can be worth when it is sold to the Three Kingdoms era, I think that Lu Bu fought so hard in the Sanying War back then, why didn't anyone think about arresting him? No wonder Er Fat made a set of leather armor for himself, it turned out that it was just to protect the dead hole. But luckily he didn't wear it.
I saw that his face was bloody and sweaty, and I remembered how desperately he looked just now, and asked him, "What is it for, working so hard?" ”
Erpang lowered his head and said, "He Tiandou promised, I want to win this battle, and the bottom shops on the two streets adjacent to my motorcycle repair shop are mine." ”
I almost jumped up: "Didn't you say you weren't for the money?" ”
The second fat scratched his head: "Did I say that?" ”
I said, "I asked you that day, what did you tell me... Do you think Lu Bu is the kind of person who can be easily bought with money? ”
The second fat said embarrassedly: "I didn't say no... I mean it's not easy to buy, it's hard to say if it's not easy. ”
I scolded angrily: "You are a two-five boy who has gotten into the eyes of money!" ”
Erfat Zhengse said: "Xiaoqiang, let me ask you, am I capable?" ”
I stammered, but finally said, "Count." "At this point, I don't think there is any need to make a senseless battle of words, not to mention the glory of the previous life, tonight the second fat rival Xiang Yu, it can be said that he is quite equal, of course, after he loses his strength, Xiang Yu is still good if it is not because of the plot, which shows that the second fat is inferior in strength, but in terms of moves, Xiang Yu seems to lose to him. In the end, the two fat people beat the heroes of Liangshan and the four heavenly kings to the ground, saying that the eight heavenly kings of Fang La were all ten thousand enemies, and they were all pushed down by the fat man at the end of a strong crossbow, which shows that these ten thousand enemies are also divided into three, six, nine and so on. To say that such a person is incompetent, it is to raise the bar.
The second fat listens to me and is bitter
"Then what can I do even if I have the ability, rob the bank?" ”
I laughed and said, "Why do you have to rob a bank when you have the ability?" Didn't I go either..."
The second fat glanced at me, and suddenly said seriously: "Who doesn't want to live a good life? Especially me, the man who dragged his family. It's not enough to just repair a motorcycle, and you know, I was messy with alcohol in my last life. When things happen, I am confused, step by step into injustice, I have nothing to be nostalgic for, I would have built a motorcycle in this life, who would have thought that now I have this opportunity to become Lu Bu, why can't I rely on my own ability to make my family live a better life? ”
I couldn't help but nod: "I didn't expect you to be a family-oriented man." ”
Obviously, Lu Bu didn't have a strong man when he died, so he became a second fat man who repaired motorcycles in this life, but his wife-loving strength is still quite similar to Lu Bu's, saying that Liu Bei abandoned his wife, Liu An killed his wife, and Lu Bu loved his wife. Liu Bei won't say it, Liu An may have just been shot a few days ago, that is... The newspaper appeared on the ground, and the boy killed his wife and threw it into the field.
Er Fat said again: "Of course, the reason why I am so desperate is because my opponent is Xiang Yu, not to blow with you." I've never lost a battle in my life. ”
I glanced at the second fat rib a few times, and sneered.
Er Fat subconsciously tightened his shoulders: "I have seen countless heroes, but there has never been a fight that tickles people." ”
I sneered, "Do you mean I'm not a hero or barely a bad one?" ”
The second fat wrung out the cigarette butt. Touching his face, he said, "By the way, who threw me with slippers just now?" ”
I pointed to Zhao Baimian, Zhao Baimian and Jing Ke were catching crickets on the grass, the two stupid stomped their feet, and Zhao Baimian pouted his ass and lay at the mouth of the hole to catch it.
When the second fat man looked at it for a long time, his face was whiter than Zhao Bai's face: "I didn't expect that I was actually knocked off the ground by such a person." ”
I said, "Slippers are cheap, if a fool wears running shoes, you will be out of shape." ”
…
Er Fat rested for a while, stood up and wanted to leave, I said to him: "You go and tell the person surnamed He that you won, and Brother Yu will not care about this with you." Let's get our hands on the bottom shop of his two streets first. ”
Er Fat hesitated: "Is this appropriate?" ”
I said, "There's nothing out of place, it's his horse that fell first anyway." ”
"But... I'm not glamorous about winning. ”
"What a glorious and dishonorable place, a great king cried out that he lost his mind. Then if you want four bosses to make a bomb, you won't want his life? ”
Erfat: "... Fighting the landlord? ”
I helped Erfat onto the motorcycle: "By the way, I got married on October 2. You must come and take your daughter-in-law. ”
The second fat nodded vigorously: "Definitely!" ”
I slapped him on the ass: "Go ahead, you are responsible for informing us in the previous hospital." ”
Second fat: "..."
When the matter was finally over, I waved my hand and said, "Let's go, let's go... Who will get another horse to lose? ”
Kaoru Ping jumped on the back of the horse and said, "You go first, I'll ride back slowly." ”
I gathered all the people back to the pawnshop and got in the car to go home.
Halfway through, Wu Sangui looked at me with a calm face and asked, "Xiaoqiang, the mood is not right, Brother Xiang seems to be a little unhappy when he found Yu Ji?" ”
I suddenly realized, consciously or unconsciously, I was still embarrassed about Zhang Bing is Yu Ji, and I couldn't help laughing, Xiang Yu confirmed it, why do I have an opinion?
Hua Mulan said: "Just pity Xiaoyu's little girl, every time she is with me, she doesn't break her big brother grows up and her brother is short, the little girl really likes Brother Xiang." Ni Siyu has fallen in love with this sister since she met Mulan once, and she has taken Mulan as her spiritual idol, and she comes to find Mulan every once in a while, of course, it is likely that she can see Xiang Yu by the way.
I said, "Being able to make her die is probably the biggest benefit for Brother Yu to find Yu Ji." ”
Wu Sangui said: "What did that chick named Zhang Bing do to provoke you?" ”
I scratched my head, if I want to say provoke, Zhang Bing really didn't seem to offend me much, but everyone who has seen her has a feeling that this girl is not very sincere to people.
I said, "Just ask Brother Ying." ”
Qin Shi Huang thought for a while and said: "Hungry (I) look at the woman (that) is indeed a little grinning, and her eyes are hairy (this is difficult to explain, it has the meaning of discharge) dripping." ”
Hua Mulan said with a smile: "What Brother Ying said is very right, I also found that the girl looked at Brother Xiang with a very focused expression, they are all women, whether they like a person or not, you can feel it." ”
I smiled: "Sister, you haven't been in love yet, how about I find you a boyfriend?" ”
Mulan smiled: "Okay, I'm here to see what you can find for me." ”
"Needless to say? Heroes of the world, of course. "Hua Mulan has just arrived, I don't believe that there won't be a few heroes, emperors, or any other land this year.
Mulan pouted: "I don't like heroes of the world." ”
I immediately became interested: "And what do you like?" ”
Mulan looked at the roof of the car, thought for a while and said, "Down-to-earth, kind." ”
That's right, what's the point of spending MM himself as a hero and finding another hero? Where did you go before you got married? Since I found Beckham, I have become a yellow-faced woman, not to mention, the tragic thing is that I bought a few underwear that Xiaobei weared, and what is even more tragic is that people say that Xiaobei looks better than her...
I said, "Kind, solid, don't be a hero, is there anything else to ask for?" ”
"It's gone." Mulan said.
I thought about it, touched my chin and concluded: "Except for kindness, I meet all other conditions." ”