Chapter 304: Get out of the way!
"Wait until tomorrow morning? Are you going to spend the night in the middle of nowhere? ”
After Wang Wen heard Hu Qian's words, he looked at the other party with surprise and said. He thought that tonight's picnic would be at most until midnight, but he didn't expect Hu Qian to have such ambitions and stay here until tomorrow morning. Although the weather in April is not cold at night, coupled with the fire, it does not freeze people. But no one would spend a night stupidly without need, in order to catch a fish, no different from an idiot.
Wang Wen is not an idiot, so he won't do that!
He didn't think he would be able to catch a fish tonight, but he had been the owner of the fish before. But he is a doctor, and there is an operation that has been scheduled tomorrow, and he doesn't want to go into the operating room listlessly to operate on the patient with dark circles under his eyes, which is irresponsible to the patient and not responsible for himself. Wang Wen thinks this out of his profession and out of work, not for himself.
"I've made any preparations to fulfill your vow to me!" Hu Qian said lightly, it seems that there are more night shifts and more interviews that stay up late, so she doesn't seem to have any resistance to staying up late, and it looks as normal as spending the day. Doesn't she know that staying up late is the killer of a woman's youth and beauty? Getting enough sleep is a prerequisite for ensuring a woman's skin is shiny. A sleep-deprived woman is bound to look dull on her face. Even if Hu Qian is an iron-clad person, he can't violate this law. Isn't this woman afraid of endocrine disorders?
"When did I swear to you? Don't talk nonsense! Wang Wen looked at the other party and asked.
"If you want to invite me, this is equivalent to an oath!" Hu Qian said seriously.
"Your requirements for an oath are really simple, I want to explain that I want to eat baked cakes for a long time, is this also an oath?"
"It should count!"
Sling the bull. Wang Wen scolded in his heart.
Wang Wen really wants to snort at Hu Qian's face with a baked cake now, this woman's stinky fart appearance really makes Wang Wen, who usually loves stinky farts, feel uncomfortable. If it was a nurse in the hospital, Wang Wen would have sent the other party to the most difficult patients to do the most disgusting work.
"Ten o'clock, how about ten o'clock when I see it?" Wang Wen asked. For him, staying up late here is certainly impossible. Even if Hu Qian really doesn't plan to go back, even if he fights hard, he has to pass the traps around here, cross the grass, reach the embankment, and even if he goes, he has to walk back. Because being with Hu Qian here made him feel even more dangerous.
"No way!" Hu Qian refused without thinking about it, "It's almost half past nine now, and at your speed, you won't be able to catch it at ten o'clock." I know you'd like to go back sooner, but I'm not as good as you want. When do you catch a fish, invite me to eat, and we'll talk about leaving. I'm the most annoying person who doesn't keep my promises! ”
"I'm the most annoying vexatious person!" Wang Wen looked at Hu Qian and said, with a bright light in his eyes, "I still like to wear a black windbreaker, pretend to be a big sister in the underworld, and drive a red Mazda6!" ”
"Just say it, don't you want to be the most annoying?"
"How so? We're friends! ”
Wang Wen gritted his teeth and said, whoever fucks will come out with Hu Qian in the future, whoever fucking is the grandson! I didn't know that Hu Qianhui was so insidious, a woman, could do such a thing. With this encounter, Wang Wen will definitely not fall for Hu Qian again in the future.
It's not a picnic at all, it's more like a wilderness adventure!
Every adventure has the character of an old witch, and Hu Qian is that character! As the saying goes, ambition is not high age! Although Hu Qian is not old, she is very demonic, and that is enough.
Wang Wen annihilated Hu Qian several times with his eyes, or two positive and negative annihilations, in order to relieve the hatred in his heart, then turned his head, looked at the river, and shouted at the river.
"Fish, take the bait. Use your flesh and blood to forge the Great Wall of our hearts~! ”
"Puff"
As soon as Wang Wen's words fell, he heard the sound of water coming from the river, and then saw the fishing rod shaking. Wang Wen was slightly stunned, and his face turned to a look of surprise.
What did you really want to do to catch a fish so quickly?
Wang Wen himself felt incredible. He grabbed the rod and pulled it upwards with all his might, and a fish twice as big as before jumped out of the water. When he pulled the fishing rod, Wang Wen felt heavy, big fish!
Wang Wen took the fishing rod, let the fish dangle in front of Hu Qian, and said to Hu Qian, "See?" The fish is on the side of justice. This is called the righteous and the unrighteous are more helpful! ”
Hu Qian was also stunned when she saw it, she didn't expect the other party to be able to catch a fish so quickly, seeing Wang Wen's stinky fart, Hu Qian pursed her lips and said disdainfully, "A person who only catches two fish is not qualified to say such a thing in front of a person who catches five fish!" ”
"The truth is often in the hands of a few!" Wang Wen threw the fish on the grass, and after walking over, he squatted on the ground and observed the fish for a long time, the authentic river carp, which also made Wang Wen think of the saying that the carp jumped over the dragon gate, wasn't it the carp that jumped out on its own initiative just now? It seems that the carp is really the same age, and when he heard his call, he immediately took the bait. This is much more straightforward than Hu Qian, and it looks like a happy fish. I hope that when I come, I will still be a fish!
"Yu'er, don't worry, I will never hand you over to the bad guys, I will always keep you in my heart!" Wang Wen said to the carp, then picked up the knife, quickly cleaned the carp, skewered it with a wooden stick, and then put it next to the fire to roast.
The best and most straightforward way to keep something in your heart is to eat it!
Hu Qian originally thought that she could catch a fish, but Wang Wen's blind cat ran into a dead mouse, but she didn't expect the other party to catch a big fish, which also disrupted her plan here, she was really ready to spend the night here, who would have thought that as soon as the words fell, the other party would be able to catch a fish? That's too much shit luck, isn't it?
In addition to not daring, Hu Qian didn't know what to say. When she didn't catch a fish, she urged the other party to fish. Now when you catch a fish, you don't want the other party to catch a fish. Is this providential? In short, the mood is complicated.
However, not long after, something more complicated happened to Hu Qian's mood. Because after the second fish was cooked, Wang Wen didn't mean to invite her to eat, I saw him holding the fish and biting it big, although the grilled fish was hot, he kept haggling and sticking out his tongue, but this did not stop him from eating the fish. And it looks like it's so enjoyable that you don't even look at her, as if she doesn't exist at all.
The raging flames burned in his heart, and Hu Qian was furious.
"Didn't you say invite me to eat?" Hu Qian glared at Wang Wen angrily, as if the fish in the other party's hand had been snatched from her.
"Oh, if you don't say it, I'll forget~!" When Wang Wen heard this, he came to the shore with the grilled fish in one hand and the fishing rod in the other, just fished the bait, took the bait, and then returned to the fire and continued to eat, saying while eating, "Don't worry, the fish you eat will be hooked immediately!" ”
"Huh?" Hu Qian's eyes widened, just like the line Song Dandan said: no matter how big the eyes are, the eyeballs are about to fly out. This sentence is used in Hu Qian's eyes, which is very appropriate, "Didn't you say that you invited me?" You just said you were fishing for me! ”
"It's true that I caught it for you, but I didn't say this fish was for you." Wang Wen said with a thick skin, don't say that he didn't say it, even if he did, he would forget. "Actually, I want to ask you to eat this fish too, but this fish is too psychic and understands my heart too well. You saw it just now, and as soon as I finished shouting, it took the bait. So, I can't bear to see you eat it bite by bite, so I'm going to keep it in my heart. It's psychic, and I'm going to do it. You say, don't you? ”
"It's you!" Hu Qian scolded loudly, "If you don't want to invite me, just say it, do you need to beat around the bush like this?" Are you still not a man? ”
"Please don't invite you, it's completely different from whether I'm a man or not. I was a man before I knew you. I won't be a man just because I know you. You must know that the development of objective things does not change with your subjective changes. Wang Wen said to Hu Qian, "But don't worry, I promise, the third fish will definitely be eaten by you." This time you remember, I'm talking about the third fish, which is the next fish to catch. I, Wang Wen, speak, with absolutely no regrets! "Everything else is fart, let's eat the fish in my hand first. Wang Wen made a preliminary estimate that with the size of the fish in his hand now, after eating it again, he would basically be able to reach the point of being full and satisfying his hunger.
"You're ......!"
"Hey, your rod is moving, a fish is hooked, go ahead. How about I invite you? Wang Wen stretched out his hand and pointed to Hu Qian's fishing rod and said loudly.
When Hu Qian heard this, she immediately walked over, and after the rod was raised, there was really a fish, which was the sixth one Hu Qian caught tonight. But after she took the fish off the hook, she threw it into the river again, gave Wang Wen a blank look, and then sat back down by the fire.
"Why did you throw the fish away?" Wang Wen asked puzzled.
"That's the fish I caught, I keep it if I want to, I release it if I want to, what's wrong? What's the matter with you? Hu Qian said angrily, she originally wanted to keep the fish, but as soon as she heard Wang Wen say that he invited her, Hu Qian did not hesitate to let the fish go.
"I didn't expect you to have a bodhisattva heart!" Wang Wen sighed.
"Can you handle it?"
"I don't know what you said just now, how do you feel when the five fish hear it just now!"
"Get out of the way!"
"Angry again!"
(To be continued)