Chapter 305: I'm a Fish

The second fish was quickly grilled, but Wang Wen did not invite Hu Qian in the end, and his reason was simple. Hu Qian has five fish, and he has two.

How can a man who has only two fish show that he has fish in front of a man who has five fish?

People who have to hesitate to add an egg to eat a bowl of noodles are embarrassed to donate to a millionaire? Isn't that a joke?

So Wang Wen didn't give Hu Qian the grilled fish to eat, although Hu Qian was very angry, but Wang Wen's heart was very open, because he felt that he was right, at least he had a reason to persuade himself not to ask not to pretend. However, this also reflects a problem from the other side, that is, the richer the person, the more greedy he is! Hu Qian is a good example, she already has five fish and still wants, she is really blessed and does not know how to be blessed!

Some of the first fish are at the bottom, and the second fish seems to lack a little bit of flavor when eaten, which is like possessing a woman, the first time is a virgin, freshness prevails, and it feels like everything is so fresh and beautiful. The second time, although it was the same woman, the freshness of being a virgin had passed, and it definitely didn't feel as cool as the first time. However, this is a time of real enjoyment, and when you turn your attention to enjoyment and experience it seriously, you can feel it all at once.

When he ate his first fish, Wang Wen felt that all the delicacies in the world were no match for a small grilled fish. And when it came to the second fish, I felt that there was more delicious food in the world than this. If there is a third or fourth, it may be delicious, but when the fifth or sixth is the fifth, it may not be delicious...... This is the same as possessing a woman, after a long time, you may not feel anything, maybe the so-called seven-year itch is what it means, let alone ten or twenty years.

When everything is familiar and the novelty has passed, will you still cherish it as much as you do now?

Wang Wen didn't know, but at least he felt that the taste of this fish was still very good, especially in front of Hu Qian's eyes. While eating grilled fish, watching Hu Qian roll her eyes is really a great joy in life. It seems that when eating the first grilled fish, Hu Qian was not so angry. I don't know what Hu Qian will be angry if he catches a third fish and eats it again. Wang Wen really wanted to see it, but he was very full now, if he ate it again, he was afraid that he would vomit, and most importantly, he wanted to leave this ghost place as soon as possible. So Wang Wen has decided in his heart that if he can really catch a third fish, then invite Hu Qian to eat!

He didn't want to stay here anymore. Perhaps, I don't want to come here in the future. Although the grilled fish was delicious, the memories of this meal were really depressing. He can't wait to eat Hu Qian's meat, and Hu Qian probably wants to tear him up and tear him up. Anyway, the mouth is satisfied, the stomach is also satisfied, and it seems that Hu Qian should be satisfied next.

However, is it really so easy for women to be satisfied?

Under Hu Qian's flaming gaze, Wang Wen finished eating the second fish. Naturally, he did not forget to burp a few difficult and loud burps to show his respect for the fish and his fearlessness towards Hu Qian. Of course, the action of smacking your fingers and licking your lips are indispensable, because only in this way can Hu Qian's anger value gradually increase~!

Wang Wen hoped that Hu Qian would be angry and throw his hands away, so that he could follow behind and leave this ghost place.

"Poof~!" With a bang, Wang Wen leaned back, lay on the grass, stretched out his hand and patted his slightly swollen stomach, in fact, the second fish, he was already full when he ate half of it, but he was fascinated by Hu Qian's angry expression, he wanted to see what Hu Qian was more angry like, so he ate it all unconsciously.

"Ah~! Comfortable~! Wang Wen said lazily. When you are full, lie down, which is one of the great joys of life. If there is a beautiful woman lying in her arms, it will be even happier.

Although Wang Wen now has a beautiful woman by his side, this beauty is not something he can hug. Besides, he doesn't have any feelings for Hu Qian, so what's the point of hugging a woman who doesn't feel anything? Only a woman with a feeling hugs it, that is called comfortable~!

For Wang Wen, hugging Hu Qian is not as comfortable as hugging a fish, and after being comfortable, you can still eat it!

The night in April in Jiangbei is not cold, because it has not rained recently, and the ground is very dry, so it is comfortable to lie on it. With the sky as the quilt and the earth as the seat, surrounded by flowers, birds, fish and insects, this is very rare in the urban area.

After staying in the hospital for a long time, it is also a refreshing thing to come out for a change of air. The only thing he regrets is that the people around him are wrong, if it is replaced by Su Han, or Liu Yanjiao, or the two of them, it will be fine.

Maybe it's because he's in a good mood, Wang Wen's mouth hummed a little song, if the temperature around here has been kept at this temperature, it is also a very pleasant thing to sleep here for one night. I just don't know if there are any bugs or snakes in the grass around here.

Wang Wen is very afraid of snakes, he has seen people's large intestines and small intestines, he has seen blood vessels above people's hearts, but he is afraid of snakes. I stayed in medical school for so long, and I didn't get better.

"I need you, I'm a fish, the air in the water, it's your careful eye and bad temper ......!" Wang Wen sang Ren Xianqi's I am a fish, although the song is a bit old, but in the current environment, I think it is very suitable.

"Stop singing, it's hard to hear, it's like a wolf howling!" Hu Qian couldn't help but say loudly.

"You should feel honored, because not everyone can hear me sing, and there are even women who are willing to exchange my first kiss for my singing voice, you are really born in the midst of blessings and do not know blessings!" Wang Wen said after hearing it. Hu Qian's lips are very surnamed, and his mouth is not small, but he eats fish very slowly, he has eliminated two grilled fish, but Hu Qian has not eaten even one. It's not so much that she's eating fish, it's better to say that she's meeting and giving face to fish. It's just a roasted brown and oily fish, which was completely broken by Hu Qian. Maybe it's a fish bone! Fortune telling is now very popular. Wang Wen likes to do the math to Su Han!

Human beings are actually very cruel, they eat everything in their mouths, but they keep shouting for peace inside. Therefore, Wang Wen never pretended to be forced, he never shouted peace, peace is used to deceive people, because war does not exist all the time.

Just like just now, he and Hu Qian are human troops, and the fish in the water are fish army, but they have already seen two human armies and killed a small detachment of the fish army, and they are still being caught.

It's just that there seems to be a bit of a division within the human army.

Where there are people, there is right and wrong, and this is true.

"Bragging! The wandering singers on the side of the road sing better songs than you, and there will be women who are willing to exchange your first kiss for your songs? Don't be sentimental. Either you're talking nonsense, or the woman is deaf! Hu Qian said with a sneer after hearing this.

"Jealousy, full of jealousy!" Wang Wen didn't get angry, but said with a smile, "I know you're jealous, because you don't sing as well as me." Actually, I know that you think I'm singing very well, but you just don't want to admit it. Women, it's all duplicity, I know! ”

"Don't say you're looking at women. Female duplicity? I think it's you guys who are right. I've heard a saying that a man can rely on, and a sow can climb a tree! "Hu Qian is a reporter, so naturally Wang Wenweak doesn't have to be weak when she fights.

I have a lot of truth in that, but why do so many women still rely on men? Moreover, more than 90 percent of the world's heads of state are male surnames, don't you women have to rely on them? So what kind of sow goes up the tree or something, I don't understand. I would like to ask the famous reporter Hu Qian, can you explain it to me? ”

"You still haven't invited me to eat fish until now, so I refuse to answer any of your questions. I will not answer you unless you fulfill your promise and ask me to eat fish! Hu Qian raised her head and said, with an arrogant face.

"Okay, I'll treat you to it! The fish in this pot, count me as you! Wang Wen pointed to the three fish boiled in the pot and said generously. In fact, he really wanted to taste it, and when his stomach was already full, he also wanted to taste it.

"I obviously caught it!" Hu Qian glared at Wang Wen fiercely, "Have you heard that someone has a treat, and you want someone else to give something?" ”

"Didn't I just want you to see it? I'm in for a treat, you're out fishing! How's that, have you opened your eyes? ”

"I don't talk to scoundrels!"

Hu Qian took a bite of the grilled fish in her hand, but her eyes kept looking at Wang Wen, she was Yiyin, and Yiyin ate Wang Wen.

However, this idea is estimated to be unrealizable, not only because Wang Wen's rough skin and thick meat are not delicious, but also because Hu Qian does not have the courage to eat human flesh.

"If you don't say it, you won't say it, and I don't know who told me first!" Wang Wen did not lie in Hu Qian's attitude, pulled his throat with his hand, and sang loudly, "I am a fish ......!" "It's not so much singing as shouting. Wang Wen suddenly felt that shouting twice in this wilderness to vent the depression in his heart was a good way, at least he was no longer depressed.

“…… It's your careful eye and ......! ”

"Smack!"

"Ahh

Wang Wen screamed, not for anything else, Hu Qian threw the fish in her hand over again.

"I've been in the singing industry for so many years, some people offer flowers, some people offer kisses, but today is the first time I've met someone offering fish!" Wang Wen was holding a small half of the fish in his hand, but he didn't, because the grilled fish no longer had any attraction to him, and what he wanted was boiled fish. Therefore, Wang Wen threw the grilled fish back to Hu Qian and said, "This is the fish I invited you to eat, even if it is my promise~!" When you're done, let's go! Even though it's comfortable to lie down here, I still want to go home and sleep! ”

"Dreaming!"

"Don't you don't speak?"

(To be continued)