I got out of the car with the bun and was about to go inside, when Liu Bang suddenly said nervously: "Is the big man inside?" ”

I said, "What's wrong?" ”

Liu Bang said: "You said he wouldn't beat me, right?" ”

I laughed and said, "Why did you go earlier?" ”

Master Li and the second fool rushed out of the house and said in surprise: "Is my cousin and sister-in-law here?" ”

Baozi beckoned to her: "Master." ”

Master Li hurriedly ran down the steps and hugged her inside, and said happily: "The little guy is about to come out, right?" After talking, I saw Liu Bang and giggled, "Brother Liu, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Liu Bang glanced at her and said, "Just saw me?" ”

The second fool stared at Liu Bang for a moment, and said loudly: "Are you here?" ”

Liu Bang was relieved: "It's still interesting enough." Saying that, he walked forward, stretched out his hand to the second fool from a distance, he and the second fool were the closest in the group of five, after all, the bunk bed slept for half a year, and the second fool also smiled, and also stretched out his hand and walked up... He walked up to me and took my hand and said, "Lately, have you been doing well?" ”

Liu Bang stayed in the local area with one hand, and then fell in anger, everyone saw that the monkey rape and monkey traitor Han Gaozu was planted in the hands of a fool, they all laughed, I said to him: "It's okay, just get used to it, don't be so active next time." "I've had such a painful experience once, and the second fool probably didn't mean it - his eyes are too loud and striking.

I asked Master Li, "Why are you two, Brother Ying and Shaoyan?" Master Li said: "Brother Ying still has official business to deal with, Shaoyan went out to collect style, and he said that if he wants to make a movie of the Qin Dynasty in the future, he will not need to set up exterior scenes." ”

I pouted, "Look." This is a man, who is going to run out after the freshness. ”

Liu Bang said: "As long as you don't go to pick flowers." Master Li pinched him.

While laughing, I suddenly heard a roaring voice outside: "Your Majesty! ”

We looked out, only to see Qin Shi Huang holding Xiao Huhai with one hand, the people on both sides knelt on the ground, the fat man waved his hand casually, and walked in with great ambition, Baozi said: "Yo, the fat man is off work." ”

Liu Bang was lying on the window, looking out through the window paper. As soon as I slapped him, Liu Bang was excited: "What's wrong?" ”

I said, "Just thinking that you are afraid that the big man will settle accounts with you, you are not afraid that the fat man will play with you?" I pointed to Hu Hai and said, "You are the mountains and rivers of that child who are grabbing the land." ”

Liu Bang hurriedly ran out and took Xiao Huhai in his arms: "Come and hug your uncle." ”

Qin Shi Huang said unexpectedly: "Hey, why are you here?" ”

Liu Bang said: "Not welcome? ”

The fat man slapped him on the back hard: "Hanging skin!" ”

Hu Hai seemed very uncomfortable in Liu Bang's arms, twisted his brows, suddenly saw Baozi, jumped to the ground and cheered: "Aunt Baozi." ”

Baozi smiled: "Auntie can't hold you now." I'll give you a chocolate candy to eat. ”

Hu Hai stuffed a piece of chocolate into his mouth and smacked the taste. Then he took a piece with his small hand and gave it to Qin Shi Huang and said, "Father also eats it." ”

The fat man said: "My father doesn't eat, I'm hungry and have high blood sugar." ”

Xiao Huhai hugged him because Liu Bang hugged him, so he gave Liu Bang again: "Then you eat." ”

Liu Bang held the chocolate in his mouth and said with emotion: "This kid is still so generous. ”

Hu Hai pointed to the belly of the bun and said to Qin Shi Huang: "Father, if my aunt gives birth to a younger brother, how about we make him the king of Chu?" ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled and said, "It's very good." ”

Liu Bang muttered: "A pair of losers-Hu Hai, my uncle told you that you can't give your own things to outsiders casually in the future, you know?" ”

Hu Hai snatched the chocolate in his hand and put it in his mouth and said, "Got it." ”

A group of us laughed and scolded: "Don't teach bad boys. ”

Met so many old friends. Baozi finally felt good and said, "Let's eat, I'm hungry." ”

The fat man said: "Eat and sa (what) you see." Hungry for a long time. ”

Baozi said: "It's a pity that I can't move the spatula now, or I'll make you a table." ”

Liu Bang said: "Then come to our reserved program - eat hot pot." ”

Hu Hai clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I like to eat hot pot the most." ”

Liu Bang was surprised: "Have you eaten it?" ”

Master Li smiled and took out the copper pot and said, "Although it is the Qin Dynasty now, the living conditions are much better than yours. As he spoke, he took a bunch of tofu and wide noodles or something, all of which Jin Shaoyan bought every time he came back, and put them in Qin Shi Huang's royal freezer - the underground kind, and only a few people in the country could do it if they wanted to eat a popsicle in the summer of the Qin Dynasty.

We're busy eating. Liu Bang leaned over to Qin Shi Huang with a frown. Touching Hu Hai's head and said, "Brother Ying, I think it's necessary to explain to you about the two of us..."

Qin Shi Huang waved his hand: "Sa Ye Bao She, don't say anything." He pointed at the two stupid and said, "If you want to be crooked, you will finish touching it (endlessly)." ”

Liu Bang borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and said: "That's it, people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves, Brother Ying understands people - besides, this is also to blame Xiaoqiang..."

I yelled, "What's the matter with me? ”

Liu Bang said: "If you hadn't given me food earlier, how could you get this field?" ”

I said angrily: "I'm not satisfied, I'm taking the risk of carrying it in my socks, I really should stuff it in my anus like a drug dealer..."

Liu Bang: "Gross..."

We laughed, for now, this is already the most complete gathering of the five-person group after separation, as for the contradiction between them, in fact, I have seen it in my last life, as Qin Shihuang said, if you want to take care of it, almost all of my customers have to be pinched, Yuwen Chengdu and Li Bai have to be regarded as enemies, especially the change of mountains and rivers between their emperors, and there is no hatred at all, a house, you can't live in it and don't let others live, so the second-hand housing market is not done?

In the middle of the bustle, a family member suddenly came to report that a group of people had come to the door of the house. The man said that his surname was and he wanted to see Xiaoqiang.

Before I could say anything, Xiang Yu's rough laughter sounded in the courtyard: "I said that knowing Xiaoqiang is knowing, can I still trick you?" "This is probably a direct indication, my family members are not afraid to care about him, but they were trained by Jin Shaoyan and his family to be polite, and Xiao Mansion has the potential to become a Hilton hotel chain in the Qin Dynasty.

In the blink of an eye, Xiang Yu had already pushed the door and walked in, and Liu Bang's face changed greatly. It slipped under the table with a thud.

Master Li and Baozi greeted one after another: "Brother Xiang." "Big man!" Behind Xiang Yu, there was Yu Ji, who was also holding her stomach, and on both sides of her were Xiaohuan and Mulan, and now even the second fool and the fat man stood up, and the second fool stretched out his hand to Xiang Yu with a long hand, and said in his mouth: "Are you here?" ”

Xiang Yu didn't pay attention to him at all, and sure enough, the second fool came directly to Mulan, took her hand and said affectionately: "You've been doing well lately, aren't you?" "It seems that the big man has been treated before.

Everyone greeted each other again, and Baozi held Mulan's hand and complained: "It's okay to take me with you for the war." Hua Mulan smiled: "You are all a big Sima, and you still need me to bring it?" As he spoke, he took a peek around the house. Brother Liu. Isn't he with you? ”

As soon as Xiang Yu entered the room, he actually saw Liu Bang drilling under the table, he came to the table with a smile and said, "You come out, I won't beat you, I just want to ask you a few questions." ”

Liu Bang poked out half of his head and said, "What do you ask?" He is still very afraid of Xiang Yu, the grievances between the two of them are also more complicated, and he compares the mountains and rivers to a house, Qin Shihuang is the turn of Liu Xiang to inherit after moving out, but this second-hand house is cheap and affordable. The two of them invested in a partnership, and it was originally agreed that one person would have a small bedroom and a living room, but Liu Bang took advantage of Xiang Yu to go out to buy paint and decorate a new home, and changed the real estate certificate to his own single name and single household...

Xiang Yu took Liu Bang out and put it next to him. "I wondered," he asked, "why I couldn't fight you even if I had the foresight to do so—I even knew your plans for every time you sent troops." ”

Liu Bang said: "I don't feel it, I think you are not as beautiful as last time, what about your Fan Zeng?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "Since I know your plan and what you want the strategists to do, I know very well what your Zhang Liang Han Xin will do next." ”

Liu Bang spread his hands and said: "Look, find the reason." You think you know what they're going to do. As a result, we deployed our troops, and we did suffer a small loss at first. If we had lost last time, but if Zhang Liang Han Xin would only blindly think about it step by step and use his old brains to think, they would not be Zhang Liang Han Xin - how bad they are. ”

Hua Mulan said: "This is like guessing boxing, Brother Xiang thinks that people will hammer and scissors and paper in order, but in fact, people have changed their thinking after losing once, Brother Xiang despises the enemy and is arrogant, it will be difficult not to lose." ”

Liu Bang sighed: "Look, every girl in the family is stronger than you - Mulan, Baozi is the great Sima of the Qin Dynasty, how about you go to the Han Dynasty to be a general for me?" ”

Xiang Yu took the lead in boxing and said with a smile: "Ignoring the biggest problem, people will change." ”

Liu Bang said cautiously: "Are you done asking, let's eat after asking." ”

At this time, the fat man came forward to mediate: "Bao (don't) talk about politics, eat and eat." Xiao Huhai took a sweet potato and went to the pot to smash it and was about to stuff it into his mouth, but the fat man knocked it down, "I still feel the oil and swish (not cooked) and pinch it!" ”

The crowd shouted, "Eat, eat." ”