During the banquet, Liu Bang suddenly sighed: "I just found out that you are all in charge except me." ”

I laughed and said, "Why don't you go back and bring your tigress with you?" ”

Liu Bang said: "It's not enough for disaster, that woman can't live in peace anywhere, I'm sorry for Brother Ying." ”

Mulan smiled: "Am I also single?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "That's because you don't want to find it." He said to us, "It's amazing, we stayed at Mulan's house for a day, and her old comrades-in-arms went to twenty or so, although they said that they were visiting their comrades-in-arms, who couldn't tell why they went, and they were dressed like grooms." ”

Baozi asked Mulan: "Isn't there a match for any?" ”

Hua Mulan's face flushed: "You listen to Brother Xiang's nonsense." ”

Yu Ji said: "Sister Hua's vision should be higher, you don't know yet, she is now the deputy marshal of the Northern Wei Dynasty." ”

Hua Mulan waved her hand and said, "It's just a false position." ”

I nodded and said, "That's really hard to find, it's very difficult for female masters and female doctors to choose a mate, let alone a female marshal?" ”

Hua Mulan glared at me and said, "That bun is still Da Sima." ”

I looked up to the sky and smiled: "She has been in the same bed with me for two years before she became a big Sima, if she dares to change people, she must first ask Bao Gong's guillotine if she is dry." ”

Baozi said: "Don't say that you are so pitiful, your status is not low, and you will co-author Bao Gong to me?" If we want to divorce, we have to be considered a celebrity divorce, and it sounds good to call Lao Yan to give up his personal life for his career. ”

Liu Bang said awkwardly: "When will you two Lao Yan fly apart?" "I was scolded by everyone.

Liu Bang said again: "Mulan's personal problem, to say that the status of the men here is not low, but unfortunately they are all trapped-eh, isn't Kezi also untargeted?" ”

Everyone focused on Ersil, who was concentrating on peeling off a good crab stick. Suddenly feeling that the atmosphere was wrong, he looked up at us and said, "What are you doing?" ”

Liu Bang smiled and pointed to Mulan and said to him: "Kezi, you see how beautiful Mulan is." How about being your girlfriend? Mulan also wanted to know what the second fool would say, and looked at him with a smile.

The second fool looked at Hua Mulan and shook his head resolutely, everyone was surprised, if you want to say that the appearance of Hua Mulan in women's clothing is not reduced Yu Ji and Master Li, the fool actually doesn't look down on her at all, we asked: "Why?" ”

The second fool stuffed the crab stick into his mouth, and then he said: "Everyone is a small and strong customer, and rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest." The crowd fell for a moment.

At this moment, there was a sound of carriages and horses at the door. Jin Shaoyan came back in a copper carriage, and he jumped out of the carriage. The family of the Xiao Mansion hurriedly stepped forward to greet him. Jin Shaoyan handed the reins to him and said, "The horse is finished brushing and walking, and the car must be wiped clean." By the way, I stuffed a handful of round square hole money.

The family will be respectful and respectful: "Xie Jinshao." ”

… I finally know why the guy asked me if I wanted to wipe the car. Dare is really not free.

Because of his limited mobility, Baozi asked us, "Who is coming?" ”

Liu Bang smiled: "The rabbit is back." Master Li blushed and spat him

Jin Shaoyan was stunned as soon as he entered the house, and then said happily: "Brother Qiang, Baozi, Brother Yu, sister-in-law... You're all here? He was so excited that he came over to meet everyone one by one, hugged him, and then naturally found a seat next to Master Li, and kissed Master Li lightly on the forehead before sitting down, and a man whistled everywhere. The women covered their mouths and laughed. The second fool slowly stuffed a piece of chopsticks into his mouth, and his other hand blocked Xiao Huhai's eyes in a timely manner...

Liu Bang said unrelentingly: "Jin Shaoyan, this kid not only ate the grass on the edge of our nest. Or gnaw it in front of us, is it worthy of him if he is not killed? ”

Xiang Yu and the fat man all came to Jin Shaoyan's nose with a large bowl of wine pestle and shouted, "Drink!" ”

Jin Shaoyan begged for mercy again and again: "Don't brothers, isn't this normal?" ”

The fat man said: "It's normal for you to play (that), but it's immoral to be hungry (this)." ”

After all, Yu Ji and Xiaohuan are women with traditional thinking, and their faces are also blushing, but fortunately, there are no outsiders, so they also coax.

Jin Shaoyan said with a bitter face: "Okay, I admit the punishment" said and sighed after a bowl of wine, "Hey, it's easy to change an era, but it's difficult to change a tradition." I shouted, "What is the matter with tradition, this is the national situation." ”

As soon as Jin Shaoyan entered the door, he was poured by us, and sat down in a daze, Liu Bang relieved his hatred and said: "Let you gnaw on the grass next to our nest again." ”

Qin Shi Huang waved his hand and said: "No one can wrap (don't) squeeze on the little gold again, crooked (that) if he wants to gnaw on the back, there is a chance (yes)." ”

Master Li has always been embarrassed to speak as a party concerned, and then he couldn't help but say: "Phew, I always thought that Brother Ying was a good person!" ”

Hu Hai ate first, the child couldn't sit still, ran on the ground and asked Baozi: "Auntie, when will the little brother be able to play with me?" ”

Baozi glanced at me, stopped looking at me, and finally said, "You should really bring the baby elephant, can we still get together like this in the future?" ”

I glanced at her, no one else saw anything, only Master Li glanced at him deeply, this will be enough men, get together and chat, Baozi and Yu Ji seem to have a lot of topics, two pregnant women together is not simply a matter of one plus one is greater than two, but two plus two is greater than four...

I brought a glass of wine to Qin Shi Huang and asked, "Brother Ying, do you have any difficulties here?" ”

The fat man said: "Touching (nothing), just the silk (is) forbearance (manpower) is not enough." ”

I nodded, in the sequence of the emperor, Qin Shi Huang's task is relatively heavy, people from other places generally have nothing to do as long as they build mountains and rivers again, in addition to unifying the six countries, he also has to repair two major projects, the Great Wall and the underground imperial mausoleum, the Qin army has upgraded a lot of weapons and tactics since the last time he came back from the Northern Song Dynasty, and there is no big problem in the unification war, but the limitations of Qin's population and productivity are there after all, and it is not so simple to complete so many things.

Liu Bang said: "Do you care about the rice?" You just need to take care of the food, and I'll find you tens of thousands of people to work. Shandong has been hit by a disaster, and I am worried about how to resettle these victims. ”

Qin Shi Huang said: "If you are hungry, you will be paid for the salary." ”

Liu Bang blushed and said, "Xiaoqiang, you can open that soldier again." I'm going to get people back and forth now. ”

I said, "Forget it, it's best not to string dynasties that are too close, what should a 20-year-old father call when he sees a 30-year-old son?" ”

Xiang Yu kept teasing Xiao Huhai to play, and then asked me in a low voice: "By the way, Xiaoqiang, I have always wanted to ask you - will this little guy meet another Xiang Yu when he grows up?" ”

My head suddenly became as big as a fight, and I waved my hand again and again: "Don't ask me, I don't know." Seeing that Qin Wuyang is also approaching the one-year period, will he stab Qin again after he goes back, if he stabs. Whether the stabbing ground is the fat man in front of me or there will be a fat man No. 2, I haven't figured it out yet. Now Xiang Yu has thrown me a new proposition: Will Hu Hai repeat the fate of Qin II when he grows up...

That's when it happened. The phone in my arms suddenly vibrate, and I glanced at the caller ID, it was Liu Laoliu. My heart was cold, and I was going not to answer it, but Liu Bang said: "Why don't you take it, the little secretary will give you the ground?" ”

This sentence immediately caught Baozi's attention, and she knew whose phone it was as soon as she looked at my face, she stood up stiffly and muttered, "It won't be so fast, right?" Mulan said: "Why so fast?" ”

I motioned for her to sit down. Walked to a secluded corner and said, "Are we not allowed to go back?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said in a panic: "It's not like this..."

My heart finally relaxed. But the second half of Liu Laoliu's sentence immediately brought it up again: "But it's a hundred times more serious than this!" ”

I said frantically, "What's the matter?" ”

Liu Lao Liu panted and said, "Isn't Heavenly Dao about to return to calm?" ”

"Ah, yes. What's wrong? ”

Liu Laoliu slapped his thigh: "It's dark before dawn!" ”

“… You say, whatever the situation, I can stand it. "I never expected the old god stick to have something good to do with me, just like I never expected him to ask you for an account and send money to me when I received a phone call.

Liu Laoliu stammered: "This... This time..."

I comforted him: "Speak slowly, don't rush. ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "This matter has to be said from the beginning, and the words will be long!" ”

I poured some noodles into the hot pot and said, "Well, let's talk about it." ”

Liu Laoliu: "... Stinky boy urine, you made gallstones in the gall? ”

Me: "... You old bastard! ”

With such a "joke", Liu Lao Liu finally relieved himself a little, and said: "To make a long story short, this time the matter is big, to put it simply, the reason for the incident is that your customers have relived after they go back." ”

I interrupted him and said, "Isn't it a bit of a sub-table?" Basically, wouldn't it change anything according to that? ”

"Yes, that's the way it was, but didn't I tell you that this is the darkness before dawn - the Tiandao brother above us didn't know what was crazy, and began to scan the total population of each dynasty, this is a good phenomenon and a bad phenomenon, just like the year-end accounts, if the accounts are to be matched, it will be finished, if not, we will be finished!"

I said, "How can you not?" ”

"Of course not!" Liu Laoliu emphasized: "The Han Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty have tens of thousands more than the original!" Other dynasties were no better. ”

"Why is that?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "You still don't understand this? Xiang Yu didn't really do anything when he beat Liu Bangdi, Song Jiang and Fang La fought for a long time and no one died, and after the Jin soldiers entered the Central Plains, they didn't hurt the people of the Song Dynasty. ”

I frowned and said, "Isn't that a good thing?" ”

"The way of heaven doesn't care about your good or bad deeds, it just maintains the original order and situation, and now there are tens of thousands more people in each dynasty, and this guy is about to make a fortune."

I was displeased: "This is the way of heaven, right?" "I used to have a good impression of Brother Dao, it pressed Liu Laoliu's gang of gods, our people at the bottom were particularly relieved, and it was also bureaucratic style, my customers, especially high-end talents like Li Shimin and Zhu Yuanzhang, went back to govern the country more abundantly, and became more mature and old in foreign wars, and the people's living standards improved at the same time, of course, a lot of senseless deaths were reduced, and the total population of course also rose, is this wrong?

Liu Lao Liu said hehehe: "You also know that it is not a thing, right?" But there is no way, Brother Tiandao has to listen to what he says, otherwise we will have to come and destroy God together. "This wheel probably refers to the human axis that was knocked down by He Tiandou.

I was scared and said, "What do you want to do?" Let Liu Bang and Jin Wushu kill the extra people? "Then the heroes of Liangshan still have to fight with the Golden Vulture Technique? As for the Han Dynasty, the victims don't have to worry about it, but in all fairness, Liu Bang is still conscientious in his job as the emperor, and he will definitely not do this.

Liu Lao Liu said: "Fortunately, Lao He and I quickly worked out a countermeasure - of course, it was mainly me (He Tiandou's voice next to the phone: Can you ask for face?) ）。 ”

"Say, what's the solution?"

Liu Laoliu said proudly: "According to my observation, the Heavenly Dao only scans the corresponding number of people in one dynasty..."

"What do you mean?"

"That is to say, for example, there should have been 50 people in the Song Dynasty, but now there are 51 people, and the extra person will be fine as long as he goes to the Tang Dynasty."

“… Isn't there one more person in the Tang Dynasty? ”

"The people of the Song Dynasty will not be scanned when they arrive in the Tang Dynasty, yes, they are not considered people, and if there are extra people in the Tang Dynasty, they can also be allowed to go to the Song Dynasty, isn't this over?"

"What do you mean is the same as the previous inspection, if a unit has 50 establishments, check whether these 50 people are on duty, and even if you hire 10,000 temporary workers, you can't ask?"

Liu Lao Liu opened his eyebrows and smiled: "Either our Heavenly Court is looking for you to be a temporary worker, your brain is much stronger than that of a staff member like Lao He!" ”