The famous Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin in history, and I deeply felt that the solemnity of history is not tolerated... Uh, it's not very easy to blaspheme, take this incident as an example, under the manipulation of several of our parties, it was almost carried out according to the original trajectory, starting from the upper hall, Qin Wuyang cowered and didn't dare to move forward, Jing Ke tried to see the dagger, the fat man fled around the pillar, Xia Wu lost his leaves, Zhao Gao reminded Qin Shihuang to carry the sword, and one by one almost coincided with the original situation.

What made me feel the most was that the two tasks that were originally planned to be assigned to me in order to make things go smoothly were snatched away by the original owner... In the panic, I forgot to throw Jing Ke with a bag and forgot to remind Qin Shi Huang to carry his sword.

This is the result of the difference in personality and position between people, seeing two best friends kill each other, my mind was really blank at the time, but the loyal Xia Wuhe still threw the only thing that could be shot to the assassin for his king, and Zhao Gao, who is good at opportunism, finally seized this opportunity to ascend to the sky again, which is why they were left famous in history, and their own character determined their fate in the future.

And I'm not useless, at least I played the role of an adjusting button, if it weren't for me, the fat man wouldn't have shouted that there was an assassin, and Qin Wuyang wouldn't have revealed his true form so early, if it weren't for this, he would probably step forward with Jing Ke to assassinate the king, then the result would be difficult to say.

Speaking of Qin Wuyang, I have to say something, I think this guy is not bad, at least he may not be afraid of death, stronger than me, if I were him. I peed when Prince Dan invited me to join, this was originally a matter that made it clear that people would be sent to death, Qin Wuyang trembled, not afraid of losing his life, according to my analysis, he was a little bit of a psychological quality is not too strong, and he was afraid that the task would fail. I'm afraid that I will lose someone and fall into the scolding, the more this is the more bad it is, which is the same as premature ejaculation...

But then again, Qin Wuyang was still stronger than many assassins, and he was only unfortunately born in the Warring States Period, where dead soldiers emerged one after another, before he was wiped out by everyone. In the future, whether it is the assassination of Lincoln, Rabin, or Castro (unsuccessful), do you see any killer who is willing to use his life as the bottom of the pot to put himself in? Of course, Palestinian meat bombs are another story.

History is made up of countless accidents and inevitability, and I am the absolute accident, whose role is to exchange for two fools and one life.

I glanced at the second fool who was lying on the ground and was breathing evenly, and called Meng Yi in and ordered, "The assassin carries him back to the Xiao Mansion." ”

Meng Yi whispered, "What should I do if he wakes up?" ”

I said, "Don't embarrass him." This person is 'dead', do you understand? ”

Meng Yi looked at Qin Shi Huang noncommittal. Knowing that there were a lot of secrets involved that he shouldn't know, he nodded and strictly followed the order.

In the eyes of the ministers, the second fool was covered in "blood" and was motionless, so he naturally thought that this person was too dead to die anymore. There is no doubt about him, and they have stepped forward to praise his king's wisdom and martial arts.

I said to the fat man, "Brother Ying, then I'll go back first." I'll come to see you tomorrow when you're better. ”

Qin Shi Huang's eyes were sloppy, but he still nodded indifferently, it seems that he will start to be confused again, but this situation has been repeated many times and has a certain resistance, so between half knowing me and not knowing, he didn't ask anyone to kill me, that is a big improvement.

I returned to the Xiao Mansion and the second fool had already woken up, walking around the house in red, I was amused, and hurriedly asked someone to bring him a set of clean clothes, and the second fool sighed and changed his clothes while saying: "This time is not as exciting as last time, I still have a lot to say." ”

I knew that what he minded might be that he didn't say anything about the two scenes leaning on the pillar at the end, and said with a smile: "It's okay, ask Brother Ying's historian to add it to you." ”

The second fool continued to sigh and said, "Just like this, the 300 money is gone." ”

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The next day was sunny, and I had a very important business to do today... Stopped the second fool, this is just a prologue, the fat man with the memory of his previous life has become the king of Qin again, and if it goes well, he will become the emperor soon, his every move will profoundly affect history, I have to tell others about the axis of the realm.

casually brought a few entourages directly into the palace, there is no need to bring the guards, as the fat man said, now no one in the entire Qin Kingdom dares to really treat me, the palace ban is General Wang's business, and it belongs to his own people.

All the way to the front of the Xianyang Palace, I was immediately startled by the scene in front of me, only to see that the square in front of the wide underground palace has been erected a long nearly 200 civil fortifications, a lot of log rafters with ropes to hold the four corners and hang high on the huge scaffolding on both sides, and then there are many bronze pillars with a diameter that can be freely entered and exited by one person, in mid-air, the thin rope hangs a lot of round square hole money...

How does this look so familiar? When I saw the flag in front of a high staircase, it finally dawned on me: Isn't this the scene of a Super Marie Lane game?

At this time, I suddenly heard a long, sharp voice shouting, "Run, jump... Eat gold coins..."I followed the sound in wonder, and saw Qin Shi Huang sitting on a small bench, holding a small piece of wood in both hands and pressing it, but his eyes were looking intently at the opposite side. Beside him, a eunuch stood respectfully, staring at the fat man's hand without blinking, not daring to have the slightest negligence, that is, he was constantly giving orders there, and I came to the two of them who didn't care about me, I looked depressedly along the eyes of the fat man, and almost got angry: I saw that in the civil engineering work opposite, a eunuch made of strange makeup, a plumber hat made of cowhide on his head, a temporary patchwork of bib pants, the most obvious, a beard made of two ponytails on the chin, At this moment, he is making various movements according to the instructions of the eunuch here, climbing high and low for a while, and reaching out to grab the gold coins hanging in the sky into his pocket... This is clearly a copycat version of the Mary Brothers.

The eunuch dressed as Mary ate the gold coins for a while, then jumped off the giant tree and came under a row of empty bricks, and the eunuch beside Qin Shi Huang shouted: "Top! ”

The eunuch in the game can only grit his teeth and close his eyes and hit the brick stack with the top of his head, but fortunately, the bricks are just floating on the ground, and the eunuch's hat should be lined with something, and there is a rattling sound that opens the row of bricks. The eunuch was fine, but he was disgraced, and I heard Qin Shi Huang sit there and say disappointedly:

Even a mushroom is oiled (no). ”

I couldn't help laughing, stood next to him and said, "Brother Ying, hurry." It's time to pull out the flag, pull it out. ”

When the fat man saw that it was me, he pressed it on the wooden board and threw it aside, and the eunuch next to him shouted: "Stop!" ”

In the game, the eunuch had just lifted one foot. After hearing this password, he froze there and didn't dare to move...

The fat man waved his hand to order the eunuch to stand down, and I took a look at the wooden board in his hand, and saw that a cross direction was drawn on it with a brush, and on the other side were four keys, and there were choices and pauses in the middle...

The fat man was also a little embarrassed. said: "The extension (late) is too powerful, and it is very awkward." ”

I scrambled a few times on the board. There was no herald eunuch, and that Mary naturally did not move at all, but she was sweating profusely with one foot on the ground.

I laughed and said, "Your machine doesn't work at all." I put the plank down, put on a sad expression and said, "Brother Ying."

You're doing these things that cost people and money. ”

I'm just now really realizing the benefits of being an emperor, in that kind of extremely backward technology, Ying Fat Man built such a big project overnight with one sentence. This is not easy in modern society, and this makes me feel more and more the truth that the greater a person's ability, the greater the harm.

The fat man saw that I was quite reproachful, and defended: "Is it very boring to be hungry, isn't it okay for Afang Palace to be hungry after this is built?" ”

Before I could speak, a seven or eight-year-old child with a snot suddenly ran over, shook the fat man's hand and begged, "Father, let me play too." As he spoke, his eyes stared straight at the little plank.

The fat man waved his hand impatiently and said: "The broken baby bag is messy (children don't mess around), it affects learning to pinch..."

Out of nowhere, Li Si whispered in my ear: "This child is the future Qin Erhu." ”

I hurriedly stood up and took out 200 yuan and stuffed it into the child's hand and said, "Come, I don't have any preparation for the first meeting, take it and buy candy to eat." He couldn't help laughing again, "This name is called, Hu Harm..."

|Uncle >. ”

Xiao Huhai held the two banknotes in the sun and looked at them for a long time, pinched his snot and said, "Father, who is the picture on it?" ”

Hu Hai said: "Father, let's also print the money on your appearance in the future, okay?" ”

It seems that this kid is not only harmful, but also quite politically minded, but he is indeed not as aura as Cao Chong, and he seems a bit of a tiger, so children generally do not have any wariness of people, but if the education is not done properly, it will not be difficult to become the kind of bastard emperor who is instigated by a few bad people around him.

Thinking that Xiang Yu and I had also partnered to bully others, I couldn't help but touch the top of Xiao Huhai's head and said guiltily: "Uncle will definitely bring you a game console next time." ”

Qin Shi Huang and Hu Hai were both full of little stars, and they said in unison: "Really? ”

I glanced at the fat man and said, "Brother Ying, don't mess around, pay attention to the child's education." ”

The fat man suddenly sneered a few times with his hands behind his back, but did not speak.

I suddenly had a very bad premonition, and asked carefully, "Brother Ying, what are you laughing at?" ”

Qin Shi Huang waved away irrelevant people, leaving only me and Li Si, and said slowly: "Hungry to think about it, wait for hungry Gu to sprinkle (kill) the people, the six countries are unified, and be the emperor for a few days." ”

I don't know if his so-called "killing" people include Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, but basically Zhao Gao is a person like him who hasn't run away, don't look at the fat man who is silent on the surface, but his heart is still ambitious, thinking about creating more brilliant achievements than before.

I rubbed my hands together and said, "Brother Ying... To tell you the unfortunate news, you can't kill indiscriminately whether you should kill or not, your task is to continue to be your Qin Shi Huang, starting from the unification of the Six Kingdoms..."I told the matter of the human world axis as it was, Li Si shook his head while listening, and finally said: "According to what you say, in the future, you will have to burn books and pit Confucianism, and the Great Wall will have to be repaired?" ”

I said helplessly: "I'm afraid it's like this." ”

"In this case, Brother Ying and I, an emperor and a prime minister, are actually two miscellaneous people who read from the script?"

I added: "I can only say that I am a high-level miscellaneous worker. ”

Qin Shi Huang kicked a small pebble under his feet away with a gloomy face, and said angrily: "Then don't you die of hunger and boredom? ”

Indeed, people are like this, there will be fear of the unknown, but more or expectation, if you design a good track for his life to let him go, even if it is perfect, most people will still run away, so many rich people who have no suspense in the second half of their lives will run away from home, many of them have become artists and quite accomplished people, of course, it is not for nothing that you meet a Cinderella halfway, and then go back to inherit the ancestral business because of the helplessness of life, Hong Kong's early movies are all this way.

I apologized, "I'm sorry, Brother Ying, I shouldn't have come." ”

I also told Xiang Yu in this sentence, in addition to my arrival can bring a short reunion and a moment of luck, it also brings the person concerned a depression for the rest of his life, I think it is necessary for me to be more cautious when dealing with tasks in the future.

Qin Shi Huang was stunned for a while, waved his hand and said: "Forget it, it's not good to continue to be a hungry emperor and sprinkle oil (nothing), just sprinkle (kill) some people less." ”

His words made all my guilt disappear at once, and if I don't come on this trip, I will kill more people according to his ideas, is this fat man extremely split-personality?

Hey, speaking of which, the fat man and Li Si are in full stable state today, and Li Si didn't even give the fat man a chance to say "quit".

As we were talking, we heard a plop next to us, and the Mary brother who was still in the "pause" fell headlong, and he hurriedly got up and knelt on the ground in fear and said to the fat man: "The king forgives the sin, the slave really can't hold on." ”