Chapter 104: The Unluckiest Customer
glanced at the eunuch and said to Qin Shi Huang: "Brother Ying, you can play for a few more days and return it to the people." I'll definitely bring you a game console next time I come to Zuilu Academy. ”
Sometimes manpower can't be compared with machines, on the game console, you just press pause that person can be fixed in the sky, but can people? The poor fat man has been doing some things as a contractor all his life, although some of them are buried in the ground on the border, I am really afraid that he will invent the Qin Dynasty's Via on a whim, and he will be able to set people in the sky by pressing the pause in the future, this is all trivial, where can I find the winged turtle king Bashang? There is also the Dragon Palace in the last level, is it necessary to dig out the magma? It's just a Super Mario game, what about Contra? What to do with the double dragon? What to do with tank battles? What to do with a saroman snake? According to what the fat man did, Xiang Yu's later burned Afang Palace is likely to be a simulation game base...
I suddenly rolled my eyes, patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "By the way, Brother Ying, with your current ability, you can play Tetris." "It's labor-saving, low-technically difficult, and can be used repeatedly.
Qin Shi Huang said a little gloomily: "You don't want to go, can you come again when you scatter (what)?" ”
I reluctantly smiled and said: "Since the meaning has reached me, it is time to leave, now that everyone has just returned to their own dynasty, it is a period of frequent incidents, in He Tiandou's words, I am the policeman, I have to continue patrolling quickly." ”
The fat man said nervously: "When to sprinkle (what)?" ”
I said, "Let's have lunch... I'll accompany you to have another state banquet that you don't have, and you can eat tomato and egg noodles when you go back. ”
Qi (go). ”
It can be seen that the fat man is indeed a little slacking, and he can only repeat yesterday's story when he stays here, dealing with a group of ministers who are submissive, and he can't eat tomatoes and egg noodles, and the funny thing is that Zhang made the Western Regions after Bangzi took the mountains and rivers of slugs, so don't talk about tomatoes now. Drunken Dew Academy doesn't even have radishes, corn, grapes, etc., which is quite a tragic thing for a fat man.
I ate lunch at my Xiao Mansion, except for the second fool and the fat man, Li Si was also among them. The second fool listened to us talk for a while and suddenly said: "I don't need me here, I want to go back with you!" ”
I said apologetically: "Kezi, it's not that I don't want to take you away, it's really unsafe to take people, and." I don't know if it's taboo with Heaven to take you back, you wait for me to figure it out before I pick you up. ”
I turned to Qin Shi Huang and joked, "Brother Ying." You emperor deserve it easy. There are also places for convicts. ”
The fat man's face was full of unhappiness: "When you touch the oil (no) suspense drop, the emperor is crooked (that) touch (no) meaning to drop very...", he suddenly said to Li Si: "Why don't you do it for hunger?" ”
Li Si hurriedly waved his hand: "Brother Ying, it's all your own people, just say that, don't make this kind of joke in the future, I don't want to die before Xiao Huhai ascends the throne." ”
I looked at Li Si a little unnaturally and said, "Brother Li, what are you going to do?" Among these people, Jing Ke has completed his mission and historical mission. It's easy, Qin Shi Huang died of illness himself later, and only Li Si's fate was the most tragic. Although he has been prime minister for several years, he ended up with a cut in half.
Li Si smiled nonchalantly: "Hey, I'm still like that, isn't it just a knife?" I'll just wait to take it, what's so invisible, it's even more uncomfortable to die of illness in my previous life, besides..."Li Si was a little self-deprecating but couldn't hide his concern, "Besides, aren't my wife and children still hostages in your hands?" ”
It turned out that he still couldn't let go of his wife and daughter, and he was willing to take that knife, most likely because he was afraid that he would not conform to history and involve his relatives in another era. I patted my chest and said, "Don't worry, your daughter will be my goddaughter in the future, and her mother-in-law's affairs will also be on me... You know that little guy who is called Xiang, that's my godson..."Counting the daughters of Li Tian and Fei Sanjia, Cao Xiaoxiang already has three pre-selected objects, or does he have a harem without choosing?
Li Si leaned up to me and whispered, "Brother Ying, don't worry, I reminded him, I used to teach history." Drunken Dew Academy"
I smiled and said, "That's it, it's time for me to go." ”
Everyone present was a little sad, the second fool ran a few steps to come in front of my car first, lowered his head and kicked the ground with his feet, just didn't want me to go, he pulled the car door with one hand and leaned back and said: "I want to bun them..."
I smiled reluctantly: "If I have the chance, I will definitely take her to see you and Brother Ying." ”
The second fool didn't give up: "And the little chick of Master Li, and the big ones..."
I got into the car while agreeing indiscriminately, and Meng Yi came over when he saw this and said, "Principal Xiao, are you leaving?" ”
I smiled and said, "Yes, it's a pity that I didn't see your brother, so I'll say hello to him." ”
Meng Yi wondered
The principal has seen my brother? ”
"Uh... Admiration only. ”
Li Si stepped forward and said in a low voice: "Actually, this Meng Yi will also be a great figure in the future, but when it comes to destroying the Six Kingdoms, you have to talk about the father and son of the Wang family..."
I wondered: "The father and son of the Wang family? ”
Li Sichong said to General Wang Nunu in the courtyard: "You spared your life, that kid is Wang Ben, his father is the famous Wang Qian, and now he is the great Sima of Qin, and he is leading the soldiers to fight outside." ”
I said unexpectedly: "Ouch, I've heard and heard, what does Wang Li say to them?" ”
Li Si said: "That was Wang Ben's son, who was later defeated by Xiang Yu." ”
It's complicated... Wang Ben owes me a big favor, Xiang Yu is my buddy, what will I do if I see him in the future?
Because Wang Ben came with this Qin Shi Huang, it was inconvenient for him to come and say goodbye to me without the king's order, but his eyes blinked at me vigorously, and the fat man said: "Wang Ben, go and thank King Qi." ”
Wang Ben hurriedly came to my car with an arrow step, and said with emotion: "King Qi..."
I waved my hand and said, "Don't say anything, when my wife comes, let your father give her Da Sima a few days, and we will clear up." ”
Wang Ben: "..."
I slowly started the car and shook my hand at the people behind me: "Brothers, see you later." ”
Looking at the second fool and the fat man who are gradually moving away in the rearview mirror, I feel a little uncomfortable again, doing my job, is to spend in the non-stop reunion and separation, but I don't know when I can have a real reunion, at least put the five-person group together, and if possible, find the heroes and them...
I just went back to 2007 and received several buns: ask me where the runway is, the last few began to pitifully let me call back, and when I parked the car on the lawn in 2008, I quickly reported to the buns, and I was relieved to hear that I was back, and she was now bent on giving birth to a good breed that was not disturbed by any interference, so it was rare to be too lazy to train me.
This doesn't work.,I can't get in touch with three days of running blindly at both ends.,Sooner or later, Baozi has to be suspicious.,But I'm very curious.,Why the phone can be received in 2007. It is common for decades to be a year, but there is a very precise scale before starting and stopping, and the first text message was definitely received in 2007!
Wu Sangui was not there at home, I drank a few sips of water and took a cigarette and went to knock on He Tiandou's door, but he and Liu Laoliu, the two old gods, didn't know where to go, at this time Yan Jingsheng called me, saying that I had a new customer arrived, and he had notified Wang Yin to pick up people at the bar.
As for why Liu Laoliu had to take my clients to other places for me to pick them up for so long, his explanation for this was that the atmosphere was different, which was the same as landing in the Air Force, in short, Yucai was not a suitable place.
Since it was such a coincidence, I drove to meet this new customer, and when I arrived at the old campus of Yucai, I saw that Wang Yin had just come out of the lecture hall, and I asked him, "What about the new customer?" ”
Wang Yin pointed to the door behind him and said, "I just sent it in, and they are having a welcome meeting." "I just remembered that today is Friday, and the customers have a fixed time for the exchange meeting, and the newcomer catches up with this point, just in time for the exchange and welcome meeting to be held together.
I nodded, and was just about to push the door in, when I heard Wang Yin laugh with Fang Zhenjiang, who had just arrived for a meeting, and said, "It's so funny to just pick up this buddy, saying that he was knocked out with the soles of his shoes before he died, hahaha..."
Fang Zhenjiang also laughed and said, "Who, so decrepit? ”
Wang Yin said: "The Qin Dynasty came from the Qin Dynasty, saying that it was called Qin, and I can't do this history..."
I don't know why, I suddenly felt uncomfortable for some reason after listening to Wang Yin's words, as if something was wrong... At this time, I had already pushed open the door of the conference room, and there were many people sitting under the room, and on the podium, a tall man was stamping his feet and saying indignantly: "I'm unlucky, why did I run into such a guy, he would pick the soles of his shoes, if you want to say that we don't give it in vain, I killed someone when I was 13 years old..."
I finally knew that something was wrong, the one on the podium was Qin Wuyang!