Chapter 65: Peerless Baby
A person who doesn't know how to water falls into the water, in addition to the hands and feet, there is also a significant feature that no matter what he graves, he will not let go - Ni Siyu pulled me into the water, and he first paddled the water and jumped forward half a body, I hurriedly hugged her thighs, Ni Siyu blushed: "What are you doing, let go!" β
Of course I won't! And clamped her harder, because I wanted to poke my head out of the water, my face was actually attached to Ni Siyu's legs, and I fluttered back and forth a few times, I had already eaten several mouthfuls of water, and my ears were buzzing, I saw Ni Siyu in the water as if she was scolding a "pervert", and then she turned over and soaked me completely in the water, my hand only slightly loosened, and she really swam away like a mermaid with a tail fin.
I threw myself deeper and lower, desperately stretched one hand out of the water, and signaled to the lifeguard, who sat on a high iron frame, obviously seeing me, but indifferent, and as I waved my hand more violently, he reached out to his chest and waved at me in response.
When it was over, he saw that I was in a group with Zhang Shun, and he definitely didn't expect that I couldn't swim, and when he saw me calling for help, he thought I was having some kind of moth. Maybe my current appearance is indeed a bit like a synchronized swimming performance, I see that I will stretch out an arm, and then stick out a straight hairy leg, and sometimes make all kinds of difficult movements, sometimes like pedaling three wheels, sometimes like convulsions, and many people have noticed that I have not breathed for more than half a minute, which is definitely a quality only professional synchronized swimmers......
I didn't expect my little brother Qiang to drown in a swimming pool surrounded by masters, and there are many people who can save me, but Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer only care about playing by themselves, and Ni Siyu and the lifeguards thought I could swim......
Students, after reading this chapter, please review the story of "The Wolf" again.
I couldn't hold my breath and started to gulp down, then I straightened up in the water, raised a hand in the air, and slowly sank like a Lady Liberty, and at the last moment, I gave the lifeguard a middle finger......
At this time, Ruan Xiaowu, who had gone to the toilet, came back, and when he saw that the situation was not right, he stepped on the water and ran to me, and then got under my stomach and supported me to swim to the shore. I lay flat on the water, breaking through the water like a speedboat, causing the people around me to wonder strangely.
Ruan Xiaowu pushed me to the shore, and I only felt that my internal organs were uncomfortable, and my mouth and nose were spicy. Zhang Shun and Ni Siyu all came around, Ni Siyu covered his mouth and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you couldn't swim." β
I opened my eyes slightly, and there were words in my mouth, Ruan Xiaowu put his ears over and listened for a long time, and said, "He said he needed artificial respiration." Ni Siyu knelt in front of me on one leg, seeing that my little belly was already bulging, she quickly pinched my nose with a small hand, and the cherry mouth was already right, Zhang Shun pushed her away and said, "Don't be so troublesome." Then he grabbed me by both feet and lifted me upside down and shook me so hard that I was pouring out a lot of water like a broken water bladder, and he threw me on the ground and asked, "Is it better?" β
It was much better, but I couldn't get up on the ground, and I pretended to be dying and said, "I think...... I still need artificial respiration...... "Then the lifeguard also ran over, because he was very frightened by his dereliction of duty, he pressed my shoulder and said, "I'll come!" β
I pushed him 5 meters away, stood up and said energetically, "I'm suddenly better." β
Ni Siyu glanced at me angrily, and said angrily: "What's the matter with you, how can you not swim?" β
I said inexplicably: "Why can't I not swim, now that the world is warming and the water of the Yellow River is dry, if you don't come to this unfortunate place, you can't drown me-"
"Then you're lying to me that you're their coach?"
"If I only teach them theoretical knowledge, will Tyson's coach be able to beat Tyson?"
Ni Siyu saw that I had the strength to mess around, and knew that I was fine, so he took a small sip of me, which was really like a blue. She stretched out her hand to Zhang Shun and introduced herself: "Hello, my name is Ni Siyu." Zhang Shun, a cynical man, was actually very restrained at this time, he carefully shook Ni Siyu, and didn't know what to say, I interjected and said, "This is my eldest apprentice Zhang Shun." Ni Siyu glared at me, and stretched out his hand to Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaoer's legs tightened, and patted Ni Siyu's little hand lightly, I had to say for him: "This is my second apprentice, you just call him second brother." I hugged Ruan Xiaowu again: "This is the fifth brother." Ni Siyu nodded at him, Ruan Xiaowu didn't have to shake hands with Ni Siyu, so he seemed to be a little grateful to me.
"Shall we go take a break? I invite everyone to drinks. Ni Siyu said in a whisper.
"Yes, yes." I'll take the lead and go.
"I don't want you."
When I heard the words, I was about to jump into the pool, shouting, "No one will save me this time!" β
Ruan Xiaowu is a solid person, and hurriedly stopped my waist and hugged me, Zhang Shun smiled: "You let him jump." β
Ruan Xiaowu let go of me, and I walked up to Ni Siyu: "If you don't invite me, I'll invite myself." β
"Hehe, just kidding."
We walked to the rest seat, Ni Siyu asked us what to drink, then I realized that I couldn't drink anything, the water I drank just now can probably water an acre of land, although I vomited a lot, but there should be no shortage of water within 24 hours.
Zhang Shun said: "Is there any wine?" β
Ni Siyu said in surprise: "Ah, do you dare to drink while swimming?" There's nothing for sale here. β
Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu simply didn't even say a word, they just sat with their heads down, just now because they saved me, so they and Ni Siyu didn't pay much attention to each other, now quiet, Ni Siyu's moving figure completely came into view, especially the pair of straight and flawless long legs, inadvertently and gently overlapped together, and the snow-white arms, which are even more delicate against the backdrop of the black swimsuit, especially the eye-catching girl Beilei, although not as full as Hu Sanniang's black mountain old demon, but the development is just right, A slight slit on his chest was revealed, like a child's innocent smile. In the eyes of these two old feudals, this is almost a bare ass.
Hey? How could Ni Siyu have 5 red handprints on his thighs? On the jade-like skin, the white and red are particularly conspicuous, is there any affection? Whose claws could this be?
I immediately remembered: it was my claw, in the pool just now...... I fondly recall the fragrant scene.
It's a pity that I didn't have time or heart to experience that feeling at that time.
Ni Siyu's face turned red when she saw my eyes falling, and she pretended to press her other leg on it when she changed positions and sat down. She ordered a Coke for us, put her arm on the table and asked, "Can you tell me where you are?" β
"What, where?" I wrapped the straw around my hands, held a bulge in the middle, stretched it out in front of Zhang Shun's eyes, and said, "Bullet." Zhang Shun flicked, and there was a "pop" explosion.
Ni Siyu said depressedly: "I'm asking the three of them, but you can say it's okay, aren't they from the swimming team?" β
"Of course not, what are you asking for?"
"Then why is their water surname so good?"
Zhang Shun finally said: "Those of us grew up near the water and made a living by fishing. β
Ni Siyu suddenly said: "No wonder, I just want you to teach me to swim." β
Speaking of swimming, Ruan Xiaowu finally had the courage to raise his head and say: "How can you practice the water surname in such a water where there are no fish, like our seventh brother, who can lie underwater for 7 days and survive by eating fish and shrimp." β
I touched my chin and wondered: Could it be that Ruan Xiaoer can only stay in the water for 2 days, and Ruan Xiaowu can stay for 5 days, so it is named? Isn't the older the ability, the smaller the seniority?
Of course, Ruan Xiaowu's statement Ni Siyu will not take it seriously, she thinks it is just an exaggeration, she said: "Do you mean muscle training? I train on the treadmill every day and I haven't stopped lifting dumbbells. β
After I explained to Ruan Xiaoer what a treadmill was, they didn't think so, saying, "How do you run to the shore to practice swimming?" β
Ruan Xiaoer said: "Our child, when he just knew how to walk, the adults hugged him and threw him into the water, clapped his hands and left, and then came back that child Eight Achievements-"
I said, "Drowned? β
"You can play in the water, so Xiaoqiang, you are not even as good as a child who can just walk."
Ni Siyu opened his eyes wide and said: "I started swimming since I was a child, but my father taught me a long time of theoretical knowledge before I was allowed to go into the water, and I practiced on the railing for a month with just leg movements." β
Zhang Shun said: "Your father must be a big fisherman, and he doesn't care about small money - what a delay in fishing!" β
"My dad is the coach of the provincial swimming team, but I don't think he is as good as you, can you teach me to swim?"
Zhang Shun said: "Little girl, with your water surname, you will definitely not be able to drown," Speaking of this, Zhang Shun glanced at me with disdain, "What's the use of learning better?" β
Ni Siyu: "Competition, I've always wanted to win the provincial championship." β
Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers looked at each other and asked in unison, "What is this comparable to?" β
I hurriedly explained: "It's faster than anyone else, and it's a different trick comparison, such as a toad swimming, a dog planing or something." β
Ruan Xiaoer said in surprise: "You have been doing this since elementary school, just to be faster than others?" β
Ni Siyu said naturally: "Is there something wrong? I majored in freestyle. β
Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers are silent, in their eyes, the proficient water surname is the dependence of survival and fighting, is the last barrier to protect the cottage, is the last choice to choose, it is difficult to say whether they have this kind of technology as a very sacred thing in their hearts, but learn only to be faster than others, obviously they see it as a kind of profane play, you are difficult to explain to them what sportsmanship is, what is "higher, faster, stronger" what is "new Yanjing, new Olympics", this is the different concepts brought by different times, Even if they could fly spaceships, they would still not be considered people of this era.
Ni Siyu was originally full of interest and expectation, she is such a beautiful girl, probably rarely rejected. But when she saw the expressions of the three people, she immediately understood that this was no longer possible, although she didn't know why.
We were in a calm stalemate for a while, Zhang Shun pushed the Coke cup away, stood up and said, "Xiaoqiang, let's go." β
What a beautiful mm, people just let you teach you to play with water, and you are not Wang Zhihe's heir who asked you to hand over the secret recipe of stinky tofu. Besides, it's better to teach swimming than to teach fencing, and it's really hard to let you see enough of such a devilish figure every day. But I can't help it, I want to teach, then Ni Siyu probably isn't happy, uh, definitely not happy.
When we walked more than a dozen steps away, we suddenly heard a loud noise behind us, and when we looked back, we saw Ni Siyu smashing the cup on the table, and the black cola juice splashed on the snow-white skin was particularly dazzling, and she shouted angrily: "I know why you don't teach me, isn't it just because I'm a cripple?" β
Crippled? I looked at her carefully, but I didn't see it, could it be the Stone Maiden?
Ni Siyu suddenly stood up and walked quickly past us, and I saw two lines of tears on her cheeks. Then I realized that she was limping a little as soon as she walked fast, she walked far beyond us, wiped her eyes with her hands, turned her head, tears had been wiped away, there was a sad smile on the corner of her mouth, and said lightly: "The doctor said that my legs are no longer suitable for any exercise, I don't believe it, I want to show him, but now it seems that he is right, I will not swim again in the future." She wiped her eyes, turned slowly, and walked towards the exit.
Zhang Shun and the three looked at each other again, and Zhang Shun whispered: "I didn't know she had a leg problem." Ruan Xiaoer said: "I don't know, it's not because we don't teach her." Ruan Xiaowu said: "Seeing that she is so sad, why don't we teach her?" β
Ruan Xiaoer: "This girl's temper is too big, in order to be angry with a Langzhong, she has been soaking in water for so many years, and she won't die after a few words of scolding to show us?" β
I saw that there was a door for this, and said loudly to Ni Siyu's back: "Are you afraid of beating and scolding? β
Ni Siyu looked back in amazement, and the tears on his face did not dry: "What? β
"If you can't swim fast, it's a whip, and if you can't hold your breath, it's a whip - the three of them are much more ruthless than me."
Ni Siyu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly tears fell like rain, she knelt happily by the pool, covering her face and crying silently.
Ruan Xiaowu walked to her side, wanted to pull, but didn't dare to stretch out his hand, looked at Ni Siyu's white arms and said, "If you want us to teach you, it's okay, I have a request." β
Ni Siyu hurriedly looked up at him.
ββ¦β¦ You wear more in the future. β
Dead Eyes...... Dead Eyes...... As I walked, I kept chattering like an old monk chanting Buddha, teaching such a beautiful little sister to swim, and he actually wanted others to dress like frogmen. If only I taught, my requirement was to wear a hot three-point pose......
Later, I learned that Ni Siyu's leg was born with a cripple, the scientific name is congenital left (right) lateral limb texture loss disease, similar to polio, the condition will worsen with age, the manifestation is unilateral limb weakness and even finally loss of mobility, Ni Siyu's father wants to go against the sky and teach her to swim since childhood, now, as long as Ni Siyu does not walk quickly, it is unlikely that she has a problem with her legs, which is already a miracle.
Ni Siyu heard Zhang Shun say that this was the first time to come to the swimming pool, and said that she was a senior member of the swimming pool, of course, because of her father's relationship, she didn't have to spend money. As for the training that Zhang Shun will teach her in the future, it will be carried out in the swimming pool of the provincial sports team, the time is from 7 o'clock to 9 o'clock in the evening, and I later learned that this time period is when her father took the whole team to do outdoor training.
We made an appointment to go out and say goodbye, at the entrance of the swimming pool, Ni Siyu was wearing a refreshing sportswear, wearing basketball shoes that only boys wear, looking much more cheerful than the black mermaid, Ruan Xiaoer said in surprise: "I can't recognize you when you put on your clothes." Passers-by paid attention, then shook their heads and sighed away.
The four of them left directly, I originally wanted to go with me to have fun, Zhang Shun said: "Xiaoqiang, don't go today, I think you are enough." β
So I had to go back to the bar with a huff, it hasn't opened yet, the heroes have gone ten of the **, leaving only Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi, in order to protect Zhu Gui from accidents, and the only thing left is to wait for the letter to move in time, Wu Yong will sit in the Chinese army after he goes back, waiting for him to contact Song Qing.
Zhu Gui said that Shi Qian had come back, in making up for sleep, he did not run in vain this trip, following the natural feeling, he traced all the way to a beer stall where the 8 people were eating supper, which first confirmed that these 8 people were in a group, and then it was said that after they finished eating, they almost fought with others because of a disagreement, it seems that they are not fuel-efficient lamps, and finally the most important one, under the lure of Shi Qian, the stall owner recalled a name they were always muttering: Liu Xuan.
Is there such a god? I half-believingly grabbed Shi Qian, who was sleeping on the sofa, but only grabbed a night coat, and Shi Qian below had already woken up from his deep sleep in a second and jumped out of the way, and at the same time pulled out a blade the size of a willow leaf in his hand, and looked vigilantly. It seems that his professionalism and spirit have not changed because of the change of environment.
When he saw that it was me, he put away the knife, and I said, "Brother Qian, I've worked hard for you, and I've investigated all night, right?" β
Shi Qian waved his hand and said: "Those are all simple, I have already found out the approximate address of one of them, and it will take at most 3 days for Liu Xuan's kid to be caught!" β
"Then you haven't slept this night, and you've gained a lot!"
Shi Qian suddenly showed a smug look and said, "What is this, it's less than 2 o'clock after finishing these things, and the biggest gain is ......" Shi Qian looked around habitually, put his hand into his pocket and said, "I stole a peerless treasure yesterday - Night Pearl!" β
My heart will hang up immediately, peerless baby, Night Pearl, it won't be so coincidental, right? Time Migration Steals ...... It can't be a bun, right?
Shi Qian's hand was put in his pocket, but he refused to take it out, it seemed that he wanted to satisfy my appetite: "Originally, I could have come back early, but the family didn't know what to do, and they didn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I waited for them until more than 3 o'clock." β
This is more like, Xiang Yu and Qin Shi Huang can talk about this point every day.
"Later, I spent a long time thinking about how to get in, we usually don't go through the door, and it is easy to be blocked at home, but the windows are glass, and the breaking movement is too big."
I interjected and said, "Teach you a trick, buy a roll of plastic tape and cover the glass in the future, and then hit it with a hammer, and there will be no sound at all." β
Shi Qian thought for a while, nodded and said, "Wonderful!" Unexpectedly, Xiaoqiang, you are also an insider. β
I scratched my head and said, "When I was in school, I went to the office and stole the exam papers. β
"Well, you know that my line of work is not very good now, the current house has no beams, climb on the top light and it is easy to get electricity, and you can't learn to call a mouse after being discovered, so you must be careful before entering the house, and then I learned the street hooligan fight before they turned off the light, after I entered the door, I opened the windows of each house, and dived for half an hour before I moved."
I interrupted him: "Brother Qian, how did you know that they have a baby at home?" β
Shi Qian said that this paragraph was the most proud: "It's strange to say, maybe it's my life, so many valuable treasures they just throw on the table casually, let it shine there......"
Broken! The pearl of the definitely stolen bun didn't run away.
"And then?"
"Haha, it's gone, Brother Qian's shot, it's a success!" Shi Qian finally sold enough, and suddenly took out a round bead and held it in the palm of his hand to show me.
It was a pink ball, and it looked so beautiful, I grabbed it from his hand and threw it to the ground.
Shi Qian screamed: "Don't! "This thief followed the precedent I had set for rescuing the Wind Bottle, and a vicious dog pounced on the bead.
But he was a step too late, and he watched as the bead smashed solidly to the ground, and thenβit bounced back.
I caught it with my hand, played on the ground one by one, and said slowly, "This is a glow-in-the-dark bouncy ball......"
Shi Qian obviously felt that something was wrong, and asked cautiously, "How much can it be worth?" β
I played with the bouncy ball and said, "The market price of this thing was 5 cents last year, but now I won't let it go, because of the radiation, this collector's edition is estimated to sell for 1 dollar-"
Shi Qian said with a crying voice: "Isn't it? "He took the bouncy ball, but he didn't dare to throw it on the ground like I did, and when he missed, the ball fell to the ground and rolled under the couch.
I spread my hands at him: "Now 1 yuan is gone." β
(To be continued)