I said to Baozi, "You lead your cousin and them to go first, I don't know when I will go back." ”

Baozi nodded, pretending to be tender and whispering in my ear, but what she said was, "You dare to take a bath with them, be careful!" Then he stood up, said goodbye to the heroes, and glared at me again before leaving, and I hurriedly said, "I'll be careful." ”

When the bun left, Hu Sanniang pinched my neck and asked, "What did she tell you?" ”

I said with a bitter face, "She told me to stay away from you." ”

Hu Sanniang knew that I was in Hu Qin, she pressed her arm on my shoulder, and said to Lin Chong: "Hey, have you noticed, that girl is very similar to my second sister." Everyone nodded and smiled.

I knew that she might be talking about Sun Erniang, so I couldn't help asking, "Second sister also looks like her?" No wonder my brother Zhang Qing can't have a correct outlook on life and values, and he is perverted to the point of walking human barbecued pork buns. Then I smiled and said, "It turns out that you are only 24 years old, and you are 27 ...... this year."

Hu Sanniang punched me with a bag: "Didn't my mother tell you, I am 900 years old this year, and the ancestors of your Xiao family for more than ten generations may have drunk with my mother." She glanced at it, and suddenly pointed to the holy hand scholar Xiao Rang and said, "That may be your ancestor, knock one quickly." Xiao Rang was really polite, moved a stool and sat over, and said, "Maybe it's true, does your family have a family tree?" "This reader's heart is bad!

I said nonsense: "I heard my grandfather say that his father's original surname was not Xiao, but his surname was changed after his stepfather." ”

Hu Sanniang said: "Then what do you say about your surname, I'll find it for you, today I have to let you recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors." ”

This is the advantage of a large number of people, these more than 50 people almost have surnames or anything, looking at their eager appearance, there are really people who want to recognize me, a cheap thirteenth-generation grandson. I said: "From me, you can see that our ancestors must also be law-abiding and good citizens, maybe they are still after the scholarly family or something, and they definitely can't have anything to do with your brothers." ”

The heroes laughed and said: After the eunuch gate, we will all be like you, and we will make Mao rebels.

Only Lin Chong's face had a look of uncertainty, which seemed to arouse his sadness.

I hurriedly diverted the topic and said, "Brother Lin Chong, I have made considerable progress in the marksmanship you taught me last time. ”

Lin Chong really perked up: "Oh, really? So saying, he put an unopened bottle of beer in front of my eyes, and then he touched it, and I asked him what he was looking for, and he said, "I'll find you a stick, and if you can break it, I'll teach you something else." ”

Hearing him say this, a few people nearby also helped to find it, Xiao Rang asked, "How long do you want a stick?" ”

Lin Chong said: "The chopsticks are so long." ”

Then Xiao Rang picked up a straw from the ground and gave it to me......

Lin Chong smiled and said: "If he can use this to break the wine bottle, I will worship him as a teacher!" ”

Zhang Qing has been playing with a pistachio in his hand, and suddenly flicked his thumb, and the little thing shot in an oblique line, hitting the mouth of the bottle of beer, "bang", the lid of the bottle was blown away, and the beer stood there without moving, only a few wisps of gas came out of the mouth of the bottle. Zhang Qing smiled: "Xiaoqiang, this is easier to learn than the Lin family's gun." ”

My eyes are bright, I'm going to learn this hand, I'll be able to buy a bottle of beer in the future, and I can go to live TV! I took Zhang Qing's hand and said, "Brother teach me!" ”

Zhang Qingdao: "This is simple, you only need to look at a target, lock it with your mind and qi, and the strength must be mastered by yourself, and you will naturally become familiar with it if you have more experience." Zhang Qing stuffed a pistachio into my hand, pointed to the distance and said, "Do as I say, you will definitely do it, lock it with your mind first!" ”

I looked around for a long time before I said blankly, "What are you locking?" ”

"That bottle, you just have to knock it down and you'll be successful."

I followed his hand and saw that he was talking about an empty bottle on Li Kui's table.

"Locked?" Zhang Qing asked.

"Locked!" I'm so nervous in my heart, I'm going to practice my fingers, and I don't have to walk that part of the road in the dark when I put a melon seed on the side of the bed to go to the toilet in the middle of the night!

"Bounce!"

With Zhang Qing's order, my tense white fingers flicked violently......

The bottle didn't move, I was mentally prepared for this, and the miraculous thing was that the pistachios didn't know where to go, and it took a second or two to hear someone on the dance floor 108,000 miles away from us scolding: "Damn, who threw me with pistachios?" ”

Zhang Qing patted me on the shoulder and said, "Although the head is a little worse, the strength is not bad." ”

I was embarrassed to say, "I practiced playing cigarette butts." ”

At this time, it was very late, eighty percent of the guests in the bar were scattered, and most of the rest were small couples snuggling together chattering, the music was also soothing a lot, the heroes drank seven or eight points, urged the music, and yawned and got up, Hu Sanniang stood up and stretched a big lazy waist, the two jade rabbits on the chest were almost torn out, and it seemed that the small waist was slender, I now think that Wang Ying's death was really his luck, at least he did not fall into the prestige of a hero, otherwise sooner or later he would have to die on the belly of this woman, Hu Sanniang didn't know that I was full of dirty thoughts, so she asked me with a big grin: "How do you sleep tonight?" ”

Dai Zong stood up and hugged his fists and said, "Brothers, I'll go back, I'll recognize the bed." After that, he put a horse on his leg, and rushed out of the bar with a cigarette in his hand, and a few waiters were shocked, and then I said that they didn't plan to chase me when I checked out.

Now it is definitely not feasible to ask these more than 50 people to take a taxi back, first, there are not so many cars, and second, even if there are, the driver does not dare to run so far. Upstairs 8 large boxes, a circle of sofas can sleep 4, 5 small boxes can sleep 2 each, the manager's room can sleep 2, each of us stuffed one more person just barely enough to sleep, today to invite the heroes to drink is 18,000, I don't have so much cash, is trying to find a way, Chen Kejiao called over, just let her settle down, anyway, the money at the end of the month or back to my pocket, but at the top of the payment of a little service fee.

After being busy with all these messy things, I found a chance to talk to Chen Kejiao alone, and the first thing I did was, of course, to ask her for Liu Xuan's phone number.

Chen Kejiao said vigilantly: "What do you want him to do on the phone, who are those people who went to the bar today?" ”

I said lazily: "Since you have an inside line, it is impossible to just know that there are many people coming-don't you know that Zhu Gui was stabbed?" ”

Chen Kejiao said very calmly: "I also wanted to tell you about this, let your two friends stop doing it, and I will pay to compensate them, so that they can speak." ”

I said, "It's not about the money this time, it's about the lack ......of money."

"Huh?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I used to talk about it - this time it's really not money that can solve it, my two friends, the background is more complicated, you don't read fantasy novels and can't explain it to you clearly."

Chen Kejiao laughed, with a little contempt: "Isn't it just a little bit of a small force?" It's okay to be able to call more than 50 people in such a short period of time, but Liu Xuan is not at the same level as you, you'd better not think about moving him, I'm doing it for your good, really. ”

I was a little anxious and said, "I didn't want to move him, I wanted to save him!" ”

Chen Kejiao said in a consistent condescending tone: "Just you? Your friend doesn't seem to be hurt much, right, 200,000 lines? ”

I blushed and said, "200,000, why didn't they stab me?" Do you say that it is Liu Xuan who admits this matter? ”

"I'm not sure, I don't want to get in trouble anymore if it weren't for him, you didn't even tell me that your friend's net worth is not clean."

"It's not just that it's not clean, they all have a history of blood and tears - you tell me Liu Xuan's phone number quickly, it's too late, maybe someone is already lying on their window."

Chen Kejiao quickly said a number, and said coldly: "Since you want to solve it yourself, I can't help it, since the contract has been signed, I don't plan to break the contract, I hope this year will pass as soon as possible - Mr. Xiao, it's really not a pleasure to cooperate with you at all!" With that, she hung up on me.

Damn, you can change positions if you're unpleasant! I lied to Lao Tzu to take this mess and haven't settled accounts with you yet.

I scolded and dialed the number, and as soon as it rang, someone picked it up, and a voice like a screamer asked, "Who the is calling so late?" ”

I said angrily, "Didn't you sleep when you called so late?" Are you Liu Xuan? ”

The kid was stunned for a moment, probably shocked, and said in a soothing tone, "Who are you?" ”

"My name is Xiao Qiang, did you do what happened to the Reverse Time Bar today?"

Liu Xuan hesitated for a moment to know who I was: "Hey, I'm looking for you, where are you surnamed Xiao?" ”

I said sincerely: "I really can't tell you where I am, not because I'm afraid that you will come to me, but because I'm afraid that you won't be able to go back, but you really did what happened today?" ”

"Just me did it, let your two friends get out of me quickly, I don't care about you and Chen Kejiao, I'll have the final say in this bar."

“…… Can you pay attention to your qualities? I won't quarrel with you, I sincerely advise you, pack up your things and leave here immediately, and come back in a year, and it is best if you can take the whole family to Daxinganling to hide for a while. ”

Liu Xuan was furious: "Fuck fart, Lao Tzu has to copy you." "It seems that he took my words as a threat.

"I'm sorry, I didn't say it clearly, you really offended people who shouldn't be offended, you grew up listening to the names of these people, but I can't tell you ......"

"You said Lei Laosi?"

"Who is Lei Laosi?"

Liu Xuan heard that I didn't even know Lei Laosi, and he became rampant again: "Even if Lei Laosi has to give me some face, what are you, I'm fat with you, there is a kind of you moving me!" ”

It seems that my little brother Qiang has not asked about the rivers and lakes for many years, and I really haven't heard of Lei Laosi at all, looking at this meaning, except for Lei Laosi, who is surnamed Liu, who is not afraid, he is not the same thing as those recruits, probably a bit of an underworld background. I can't say that today.

I said, "Let's do it for now, and I'll explain to you slowly, oh yes, have you seen "The One-Armed Knife"? ”

Liu Xuan was stunned by my jump, and couldn't help but say, "No." ”

"Go check it out, it'll be good for you."

It's not easy to get this thing, the other party is something that doesn't go in oil and salt, and I don't know what's good about this broken bar, it's worth not even having an arm.

I stood in the hallway for a while, only to find that the heroes were all asleep, where did I sleep?

Pushing open a box door, they are all big men with horizontal and vertical shapes, snoring can lift me out, according to my arrangement, it can sleep 52 people, and Du Xing, Dai Zong and Shi Qian are not there, plus me should be just right.

I just pushed the door and searched half of the room, Hu Sanniang went to her room after going to the bathroom, she was still wearing jeans, and then looked at it, I almost went into shock, I saw that she was only wearing a shirt without buttons, and it was empty without a bra, and when I saw me in the corridor, I only casually pinched the middle of the shirt with my hand, and the round upper and lower hemispheres on my chest disappeared from time to time when I walked, and was blown by the breeze, and the crystal small waist was completely exposed.

She was a little drowsy, and when she saw that I was uncomfortable, she stood in front of me, tilted her head to look at me, and suddenly tapped my chin with her index finger, and teased me maliciously, "Do you want to go in with me?" "Her hair, because it was often tied up, was now draped over her shoulders, flowing in waves, and a few strands hung down into her wide shirt, which made it tickle and tickle to see, and the waves and waves, and the waves, and the waves!

But I don't dare to believe what she said, I know that she likes to play with people, it doesn't matter, isn't a lot of things just fake, but the problem is that I also know that this woman's hands are too dark, don't make it true and make me a eunuch.

Seeing that I was hesitant, she said disappointedly, "Forget it, you won't come to the door of my fork." ”

I didn't think at the time, would she need a fork door?

My mind will be full of what children of the rivers and lakes meet and laugh at, what door is for the king, how to open, and I have a misunderstanding about the women of the Song Dynasty, that is, I think that as long as it is a beautiful woman, it is unbearable to be lonely, you look at Yan Poxi, you look at Pan Jinlian, you look at Pan Qiaoyun...... Hu Sanniang, as a young wife, is now sending me a vague invitation, how can you tell me not to boil beast blood?

Also, I think about it now, I forgot that there was a woman when I arranged people at the beginning, that is to say, according to the original arrangement, I should also be in the same room with Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang glanced back at me when she entered the door, and then slowly closed the door, and I stomped my foot: "...... Then I'll make do with this all night. ”

That night, not long after I entered Hu Sanniang's door, I began to gasp violently, my body kept rising and falling, sweat rolled down in large pieces, I panted and said, "...... Three...... Third sister, I really can't do it anymore. Hu Sanniang said coquettishly: "No, I still have to ......"

“…… It's true...... No more...... Whew......"

"Are you a man? Get up and keep doing it! ”

It wasn't until the sky was bright that Hu Sanniang sat on the bed and said, "I only did 200 push-ups in one night, and I still dare to steal fish, and I still want to learn kung fu, huh?" ”

I thumped with remorse, "I really just want to make do with a night's sleep." ”

Hu Sanniang threw a pillow on my head: "I just want to sleep all night, I don't want to be responsible, huh?" She flicked her hair, revealing her delicate collarbones and deep cleavage, but this time I didn't have any crooked thoughts. After 200 push-ups, my limbs were completely unable to do any movement with me.

When Hu Sanniang kicked me out of the room, she also said that if she knew that I was sorry for the bun in the future, she would confiscate a certain organ on my body, how can women now not know how to be subtle at all, you see how good the girls in the past are, and they blushed at every turn and said, "You are bad, you are bad", if it is not "I will not take care of you anymore" - Hu Sanniang has to count the past woman, right?

Oh yes, she's a bandit, it's different. From now on, I will treat her as my own sister!

I just walked through the two rooms tremblingly, as soon as the box door opened, Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu came out, and they greeted me refreshedly: "Xiaoqiang got up so early? Shall we swim? ”

I slammed my head against the wall, swimming? I did a night of push-ups and now go swimming?

Zhang Shun led the way in front, and the Ruan brothers went out with me in the wind, and I rushed back, like a loyal minister who was dragged out of the hall, with a resolute face, struggling to point to an early stall, and said loudly: "Let me eat a fritter at the end......"

The 3 of them were also hungry, and the 4 of us ate 20 fritters, and each of them ate 3 of them, which was the first time that I showed that I was better than the heroes of Yangsan in some way. After the old man served me soy milk, I really wanted to drown in the bowl.

Today is the week, there are a lot of people in the swimming pool in the morning, I led the three of them to buy swimsuits and swimming caps at the entrance of the swimming pool, and also bought myself an extra pair of diving glasses.

At the ticket office, they seemed to have smelled the water and began to get excited, and in the changing room, as the host, I wanted to remind them of something, but I couldn't remember what to say after a long time, and finally I reminded myself: don't go to the deep pool!

When we walked inside the swimming pool and looked at the blue, calm water like a mirror, they didn't jump into the water with cheers as I thought, Ruan Xiaoer subconsciously put his hand in front of the shame and said embarrassedly: "How can there be women?" ”

I saw that there were already several women of different ages in the swimming pool who were breastswimming, and one of them was in excellent shape, wearing a black swimsuit, walking around in the deep pool, like a mermaid, but unfortunately he couldn't see his face clearly.

I saw that the three of them were a little hesitant, and sneered: "You have been here for a long time, don't tell me that you haven't seen a bare-ass woman yet." ”

Ruan Xiaoer said ashamedly: "It's really the first time I've seen ......."

"Hey, each of you, what do you care about them?"

Zhang Shun was ruthless, helping to run a fish leap into the water, and finally shouted excitedly at the moment of entering the water, the Ruan brothers followed, I just walked to the edge of the pool and saw that the three people had swam to the other side, and after turning around, Zhang Shun stood firmly in the water, wiped his face and said, "Xiaoqiang, why don't you come down?" ”

I said, "I can't swim?" ”

Zhang Shun inhaled the cold air and said to Ruan Xiaoer, who had just emerged: "Xiaoqiang said that he can't swim." ”

Ruan Xiaoer: "Huh? And people who can't swim? ”

I didn't say angrily: "Doesn't Li Kui know how to swim?" ”

Zhang Shun took a handful of water over and scolded with a smile: "You mean that I will go up and compete with you in land kung fu?" ”

Ruan Xiaowu got out of the water with a bang and said, "This water is too soft, and there are no fish in the water." As he spoke, he sank again.

Zhang Shun plucked another handful of water over: "Come down to play, you can't spend money to buy tickets in vain, right?" ”

I said, "It's better to spend money on tickets than to spend money on tickets and drown." "I saw that Zhang Shun had the intention of coming up and pulling me into the water, so I hurriedly trotted and hid in the diving pool, I fluttered and fluttered, my nose and mouth were full of water, and I felt that I couldn't hold it back when I stood up, and the water just passed my knees.

But I was bored with the crowds, and a few children were scraping around at my feet with plastic ducks, and the adults on the shore were playing with their children while they were playing - they all looked at me and had fun. I just crawled out boringly, sat on the edge of the deep pool, Zhang Shun said a few words to me in the water, and suddenly sank, it turned out that he was dragged down by Ruan Xiaoer's feet from below.

The lifeguard who had just gone to work didn't pay attention at first, and blew a whistle to warn, but the two didn't come out after nearly 40 seconds, and the lifeguard panicked, and he ran to me and looked nervously into the water, and I paddled the water and said to him: "Don't care, those two are amphibians, fish that live on the shore, and they can stay in the water until you pay your salary next month." ”

Standing on the shore, I can vaguely see Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer circling and tearing in the water like two dragons, stirring up the surrounding water from time to time with dark waves, Ruan Xiaowu's kung fu of treading water is really a must, almost half of his body can poke out of the water, just like I was standing in the shallow pool just now, if he can step on it all his body, it is probably the legendary treading water without a trace.

I asked Ruan Xiaowu to call the two up, Ruan Xiaowu took a few steps backwards and walked from the water to the shore like a staircase, and said, "No matter, if you want to go by yourself, I'll go to the toilet." ”

Xiao Wu is really kind, and he knows that he will not solve it in the pool.

The lifeguard was completely brain-dead, he stood motionless in front of me with his mouth wide open, and many people who passed by us said, "Who is this statue?" It took a long time for the lifeguard to say, "Are you sure those two are not the dolphins you brought?" ”

At this time, a figure sat silently beside me, I turned my head to see that it was the black mermaid with a good figure, and now I can finally see her face clearly, it is a flawless melon seed face, two big eyes are almost as big as the mouth, the eyelashes are very long, and there are water droplets, a short hair is spiritually held behind the head, the age is about ten **, it is really a little beauty that makes people feel amazing.

Now I have the same expression as the lifeguard just now, she saw me looking at her, and smiled politely at me: "Hello, my name is Ni Siyu." ”

I waved at her in a demented manner: "Hi-my name is Xiaoqiang. ”

But Ni Siyu obviously didn't care what my name was, she stared at Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer, who were playing under the water, and said, "What is the relationship between those two people and you?" ”

Frustration and vanity go hand in hand, and I don't think about it and say, "Those are the two pieces of waste that I have taught." ”

Ni Siyu's eyes lit up: "Really? ”

I turned my head to show disdain to answer, but immediately turned again: I couldn't bear Ni Siyu's perfect facial features.

"Can you tell me how you taught them?"

I sneered at myself contentedly, and said viciously: "This is very simple, if you can't swim fast, it's a whip, and if you can't hold back your head, it's a whip." ”

Ni Siyu smiled faintly, it seems that she is not as easy to deceive as she appears, this smile actually reveals a bit of vicissitudes, which is far from what a girl of this age can have.

Suddenly, she reached out and grabbed my hand—so soft!

But does it take to develop so fast? Besides, isn't she a little smaller?

Then she said something terrible: "Let's go down together and pull them away." ”

Then she couldn't help but pull me and jump into the water.

I shouted out out of my soul, "I won't-"

I didn't finish shouting the rest of the sentence because my mouth was already full of water.

(To be continued)