For this, I can only hold the black line on my head, just now there is a game console that I have heard that children grind adults to write homework for themselves and play, which has also sparked a debate, saying that the generation is the Beat Generation, and also gave a nice name by playing the topic: Little Emperor.

I didn't expect to see the old emperor bullying the little emperor today, do you say that the child is so oppressed that he will not be brutal when he grows up? In fact, according to my observation, Xiao Huhai is still a good child, although he is a little stunned, his nature is still pure.

The little guy was squeezed on all fours, slapped the ground and cried, and the fat man gloated at his son and continued to play the game...

I finally got freed from petrification, and whispered to Qin Shi Huang: "Brother Ying, children are not educated like this. ”

Baozi scooped Xiao Huhai up from the ground, looked at his tearful eyes, and suddenly his motherhood overflowed: "Ah, why is this kid so fun-"

Speechless again, I didn't see how fun it was for this kid to wipe his snot.

Baozi hugged Hu Hai and scolded the fat man: "Can't you play with him?" ”

Under the condemnation of the two of us, the fat man reluctantly gave up a large slapp's place for Xiao Huhai to sit down, stuffed the No. 2 machine into his hand, and threatened loudly: "Don't borrow the hungry people after you die-"

In the evening, Qin Shi Huang arranged a grand dinner for us, after all, I and Baozi are now public figures, we have three kings at the same time, a big Sima, although it is the nature of playing tickets, but the official fortune of the long, I am afraid that from the Qin Dynasty to 2008 is unique, out of awe of Qin Shi Huang, the ministers did not disagree with Baozi as the big Sima, this is the benefit of the tyrant's reputation, when the boss says what you just need to obey, no need to express your opinion. In this way, from another level, you can also let the people under the bottom of the power to make a place, the disadvantage is that the water can carry the boat and overturn the boat, can deal with the dictatorship and follow the advice is a good emperor, too left and too right, the fat man is now the emperor can be said to be left and right, so he can start a foreign war while overhauling the face project, and he can be bored to grab the game console with his son.

It was Master Li Chacha who wanted to marry my girl who pasted cakes to marry me when he saw the buns, and whispered to Lord Wang Chacha next to him: "I lost a girl in my early years, and that appearance is really similar to our big Sima..."

During the banquet, Qin Shi Huang pointed out. The battle to unify the Six Kingdoms is imperative, and all resistance armies are paper tigers, but. The people of the whole country must also understand the cruelty and protracted nature of this war, not be rash or pessimistic, and fight steadily and steadily, and strive to accomplish this great cause within the two five-year plans. The fat man emphasized that the Great Wall and the underground imperial mausoleum are also a 10,000-year-old foundation for the benefit of future generations.

After the speech, the emperor generously gave the courtiers tonight's court dish - tomato and egg noodles, and the monarch and the ministers enjoyed a lot of joy, and Li Si also called in more than a dozen bell-ringers to play for us the percussion version of the "Love When You Die" composed by him.

When the meal finally ended, the buns jumped up a few days ago. rubbed his legs and shouted: "Can't you sit well, why can you stand kneeling all the time." ”

I gloated, "I can't get hemorrhoids this way." "I've been sitting cross-legged anyway.

After returning to the residence, Meng Yi specially came to visit the door again, his brother had already led the troops to fight the Six Kingdoms, and Meng Yi was now Shangqing. He said that if Wang Ben knew that I was coming, he would definitely have to come over, but now he is also going to fight Yan with his troops. I stayed at the Xiao Mansion for one night, and the next morning I was woken up by an extremely unpleasant noise. Get up and take a look. I saw Baozi standing in front of a row of chimes in the courtyard, and a small mallet was being struck. I kicked on my pants and jumped on the spot, and said angrily, "Don't let people sleep?" ”

As soon as Baozi saw me, he excitedly said, "Eh, how about our son doing instrumental music in the future?" I heard that babies can be nurtured in their mother's womb, and I knocked them for half an hour every day. ”

I looked up to the sky and said, "Forget it, there is a mother who can ring the chimes so badly, and Beethoven can only beat the drum kit at most when he is born." ”

Baozi said: "Is it really hard to hear, I think I can still knock out more rice." She looked left and right, and saw that the servants were walking against the wall, and her eyes were full of awe, and it was difficult to judge her own level, and suddenly she saw Jing Ke sitting on the steps, and the second fool lowered her head and squinted her eyes slightly, with a peaceful smile on her face, and used a small straw stick to scratch on the ground. Baozi said excitedly: "See, there is a dead fan who still supports me." ”

I snorted, "It's only Kezi who can stand your torture." ”

Baozi said: "Where are we going to play these days, I found that this Qin Dynasty is quite boring in addition to the better air, I want to discuss with Meng Yi, and when I give birth to a child, I will go to war with his brother." ”

“… You don't add to the chaos, if you're bored, you have to wait until I finish the Hongmen banquet, by the way, I have to go back to Brother Yu tomorrow, do you go with me or just stay here? ”

Baozi said: "I'm not going, it's dinner again, you come back to pick me up after you finish your errands." ”

"Okay, then I can only go home first when I pick you up, and Yucai is still a mess."

Baozi pouted and said: "Then you don't have to come back, wait until you finish Yucai's business and come to pick me up in ten days and half a month, I'll study and study the chimes carefully, this thing is not easy to buy in our place, and it must be expensive, a piano is tens of thousands." ”

I nodded, and when I saw that the second fool suddenly had an idea, I asked him: "Kezi, do you want Brother Yu, I'll take you to play with him." "The fool can only stay in the Xiao Mansion every day, because he has stabbed the fat man, and he is an idler who can't see the light, and he will get worse sooner or later.

Who knew that the second fool sat there standing still, still playing with a harmless expression, and my heart sank: Don't be stuffy, right? I said loudly, "Kezi, what do you say!" ”

Two stupid don't move, scratch the ground...

I was suddenly anxious, walked up to him and slapped him hard, the second stupid raised his head blankly, and I yelled urgently: "Brother Yu - Xiang Yu, he didn't think about him, you won't forget, right?" ”

The second fool unhurriedly took out two small balls of cloth from his ears, and then asked, "What did you say?" ”

“… What are you doing? "It's so weird to be a fool to think.

The second fool looked at the little mallet that was striking the bell in Baozi's hand embarrassedly, kicked the cloth away with his foot, and then said casually: "What did you just say?" ”

… Well, now I'm relieved, I have to say, I don't feel any intellectual superiority in the face of fools - I should have stuffed something in my ears just now and continued to sleep.

As a result, when the second fool heard that he was going to find Xiang Yu, he jumped with joy, in fact, he wanted Liu Bang more, Liu Bang slept on his top bunk at the beginning.

Although I have been separated many times, Qin Shi Huang was still a little sad at dinner, I heard that I was leaving again, and I was going to bring two fools, and the fat man ate three bowls of noodles and didn't eat them...

A few of us have developed a habit of eating, especially when there are more than three people, I always feel that after a while, other people will gather back and forth, but now there is always a shortage of people, the second fool has completed the mission, as soon as the thorn Qin on the idea list passes, he is an ordinary person, and there will be no consequences for traveling through time, but if the fat man wants to be like him, he will have to wait at least 10 years, and Xiang Yu and Liu Bang don't know when it will be involved.

Baozi has a strong interest in chimes, and when he eats, he still holds a small mallet to strike with it.

I didn't say anything all night, and the next day I woke up and it was still early, and the bun had just gotten up, and when I saw that she had also gotten up, I stepped up to get dressed, and said while wearing: "So early?" ”

Baozi said: "Yes, what do you want to do well, isn't it a morning class?" As I said that, I picked up the gavel and was about to go out, but I hurriedly stopped her and said, "You can send us off." ”

"It's not a parting between life and death, what to send?"

I put my arm around her waist and whispered, "Don't say anything unlucky..."

Baozi was very uncomfortable by my tenderness and sweetness, and lowered his head and muttered, "Is it dangerous for you to go?" ”

I looked at the second fool next door and said absentmindedly, "Ah... No. ”

At this time, the second fool also got up, I handed him a look Nunu mouth, the fool smiled knowingly, the two of us tacitly got into the car and quickly got into the car, Baozi listened to what I said ominously worried, stood outside the window and said, "Is it really not dangerous?" ”

I started the car quickly and said, "Not really." ”

Baozi waved a small mallet and said, "Then what to send?" ”

The moment the car moved forward, the second fool and I finally breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and I proudly poked my head out of the window and shouted, "Send it to healthier - now, you can go and ring your chime!" ”