Baozi and the second fool held hands and jumped around the yard like playing to find a friend before stopping, the second fool looked at me, and then said, "You are here too?" ”

I was speechless, he just saw me...

I asked the second fool: "Kezi, what have you been doing lately?" ”

The second fool said: "Eating, sleeping, boring." ”

"Brother Ying won't come to play with you?"

The second fool was dissatisfied: "He is also busy eating and sleeping." ”

"Let's go, let's go find him." I asked people to move the things in the car, rode a few horses to Xianyang Palace, and said apologetically to the second fool: "Kezi, I'm sorry, you didn't buy you that little man's machine, and you can't listen to it if you buy it, there is no stage." "Saying that, I took out my mobile phone and looked at it, and sure enough, there was no signal, so it would be almost the same as Fei Sankou to get an enhancer and put it in the Three Kingdoms.

After a while, when we arrived outside Xianyang Palace, the "communication room" had already received the news, and when we saw that our group had arrived, they ran in and reported loudly: "It's amazing, King Qi is here..."

I said depressedly: "It's the King of Qi who is here, and it's not the devil who has entered the village." ”

Li Si walked out in a new official uniform, and said with a smile: "Don't blame them, after you leave, the emperor will talk to you almost every day, and they are only afraid that they will have a reward when you come." ”

I greeted with a smile: "Li Keqing, meet again." ”

Li Si smiled: "Now it's the prime minister." ”

I whispered, "Your Majesty? The fat man has already become the emperor? ”

Li Si said: "Sooner or later." ”

Baozi listened to our conversation and hesitated, "This is..."

I hurriedly introduced the bun: "This is Brother Li Si Li." ”

I handed a few photos to Li Si and said, "This is the current situation of my sister-in-law and my little niece, who spends with our school teachers every month. ”

Li Si stroked the photo, wiped his eyes vigorously, and said, "I originally wanted to bring the two of you, but I was worried that you also have a family here, and I was afraid that you would be embarrassed." ”

Li Si said astringently: "Just know that they are very good, and I am also very good." ”

After a while, there was a guard of honor. The fat man wore a crown of beads on his head, wore a soap robe, and hung his long sword like a donkey around his waist, and walked over as if he were wearing a donkey.

The bun rushed forward and was about to scream: "Fat..."

I pulled her hard: "Your Majesty." ”

It doesn't matter what Xiang Yu calls his own people, the fat man is the emperor of a country after all, and he has to give people some face.

Baozi and I pretended to shout: "See Your Majesty--Down-"

The fat man sneakily swept around, waved his hand, and said, "Retreat (down), retreat." ”

When there were only a few of us left, Qin Shi Huang walked towards this side with his hands open, and I realized it this time. Looking at the sky with your hands behind your back...

Sure enough, the fat man said to the bun affectionately: "Are you here?" ”

Baozi laughed and said, "Can you call you fat?" ”

The fat man said unhappily: "Why can't you, hungry (I) saw that you just wanted to pinch and touch the oil (no) to scream, silk (yes) not silk Xiaoqiang crooked (that) hanging skin does not let you call?" ”

Baozi looked at Qin Shi Huang and said, "But seriously, you are much thinner than before." ”

… When they finished talking nonsense, I reached out to shake Qin Shi Huang's hand, but I saw the fat man walking past me in disregard, cutting open the box we brought with his sword, looking inside, and muttering: "You brought some sprinkle (what) for the hungry (me)?" ”

In the next second, Qin Shi Huang grabbed a tomato with one hand and shook it in his mouth. Smacked and said: "This (below) hungry may be a good drop to eat a bowl of Xihong four (persimmon) egg noodles." ”

I took out the game console from another box and sandwiched it in my armpit, and threatened the fat man: "Don't bring you like this, do you still want this?" ”

The fat man's eyes lit up. Reaching out to take it, I twisted my waist to dodge, and the fat man said with a smile on his face: "Bao (don't) make trouble, Wei Guo has already beaten Ha (come), can't you be hungry?" ”

I held the game console in my arms and shook my arms back and forth, saying, "And what about Qi Guo, when will it be cashed out?" ”

The fat man said: "Do you want to believe in the strength of the hungry silk force." ”

After a while, the fat man called a cook who was also wearing an official uniform and instructed: "Make a Xihong four (persimmon) egg noodles for the hungry." ”

The cook got up from the ground tremblingly, picked up a tomato and studied it for a long time, and said in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty forgives me, this... Is this thing called a tomato? ”

Qin Shi Huang said impatiently: "Hurry up." Serve it to the hungry. ”

The cook kowtowed like pounding garlic: "Ten thousand deaths... This tomato egg noodle has never been made before..."

The fat man changed color and said, "Believe it or not, I fried you squid?" "The fat man used to be able to eat a bowl of good noodles for three yuan on the street, but today his imperial chef lost him in front of us, so he couldn't hang up.

Bunzi said on the side: "It's very simple, you just scramble him with eggs." ”

The cook nodded twice, his expression glazed. Obviously, he didn't understand anything, or he was worried that Qin Shi Huang would really fry him - the emperor said that he would fry him, then he would definitely have to be fried in the pot meticulously, which is related to the matter of Jun Wu jokes, although he had only heard of fried oil before.

Buns don't fall to endure. He rolled up his sleeves and said, "Alright, alright." I'll do it, you can study hard. ”

Qin Shi Huang, the second fool, and Li Si moved a stool and sat at the table. Holding bamboo chopsticks, he looked this way.

After the Qin Dynasty food god prepared all the things that Baozi wanted, he crawled on the ground again, sweating profusely, Baozi glanced at him and said, "Get up and learn, what can you learn like that, learn footwork?" ”

While chopping tomatoes, Baozi watched the pan prepared for her by the god of food and a few simple seasonings, and said, "Cook with heart, don't just know how to make do." ”

I coaxed beside me: "Listen well, you can be taught by King Zheng himself, your kid is too lucky." The god of food was even more restrained, Baozi looked at the snow-white oil on the case, and then woke up and said: "Oh, your equipment is not good, I thought you deceived consumers - no vegetarian oil and meat oil are okay." ”

Baozi said while cutting persimmons: "Hey, by the way, I'm still King Zheng." ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled and said, "There is no problem with touching oil." ”

I joked, "Our buns are still big Sima." ”

The fat man suddenly said embarrassedly: "This... I also touch the oil problem. ”

Baozi asked, "What is Da Sima doing?" ”

I said, "Equivalent to the Minister of Defense." It's similar to the generalissimo of soldiers and horses in the Song Dynasty, anyway, where you point your hand, the guns of the whole country are shot. ”

Baozi was so excited that he let go of his hand, hit a stack of crockpots, and I shouted: "You loser, you can't afford to sell it." "This is a crockpot of the Qin Dynasty!

Baozi smiled contemptuously: "The old lady is now the Minister of Defense, except for the fat man, you are all honest!" ”

The beads of sweat on the face of the god of food are even bigger...

I looked at the fat man's face and said with a smile: "I'm kidding you, can you really let a woman be a big Sima?" ”

I know that he is not reluctant to let Baozi be this official, but now the great Sima of the Qin State is still Wang Jian in charge. This is going to dismiss Lao Wang for no reason, plus let a woman be the big Sima, and there may be any mess, the people of the Warring States are small-minded, and they often have to die and live for a word, Wang Jian is going to rebel, and the bun has not become a red (?) Is there a disaster in the face, people praised it back then, but I didn't think about doing something by myself.

Qin Shi Huang said: "Do you want to pinch the words of the society (talk), Wang Jian will let him hand over the tiger talisman when he comes back hungry." ”

I know it's finally over. The steamed bun stir-fried the vegetables with his hands and feet, cooked the noodles, mixed a small bowl (already in Qin Shi) and served it to the cook, "You taste it first." In the future, I will make it according to this taste. ”

The cook took this bowl of noodles that King Zheng and Sima gave him, and saw the emperor glaring at him with his eyes, fortunately this kid was clever, holding his hands above his head and offering it to the gloomy face of Qin Shi Huang, the fat man turned his anger into joy, but he didn't eat it directly, but served it to Jing Ke on the side, Jing Ke moved it to Li Si, Li Si saw that there were outsiders and these two people were so polite, and moved: "How can this work." Or ask the emperor to use it first. ”

The fat man pulled out a tripod on one side: "Hungry with this..."

In the end, the fat man once again showed his stomach and stomach, and ate a pot of noodles...

For the sake of sustainability, the god of food was still rewarded with a little soup to drink, meaning that he would make it according to this taste in the future, because the cook would make tomato and egg noodles in the future. It is especially appreciated by the emperor.

The fat man sucked his noodles, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to me and the buns, "Can you eat too?" ”

Me and Buns: "... No, we just finished roasting whole lamb. ”

After eating, Qin Shi Huang picked up the game console with ease, and the TV screen lit up. Extremely skillfully called out 30 people to play.

I was speechless. The standard faint gentleman, in addition to eating is playing. Ignoring the government and politics, the law is excessive, I said carefully: "Brother Ying, let's get down to business first." ”

The fat man manipulated the fighters on the screen to dodge the scattered bullets a few times, hit a flame and ate it, and said with full attention: "Sa Si (what's the matter)?" ”

Me: "... Let's talk about repairing the Great Wall and the underground palace, you don't have to do it by burning books and pit Confucianism. ”

Qin Shi Huang put down the game console and turned around: "What do you mean? ”

Hu Hai, the fat man's second boy, saw the game console at a glance, and sat down to play with cheers.

I told the fat man about the idea list, and the fat man touched his chin and said: "Crooked (that) hungry knows, the Great Wall and the Imperial Mausoleum are already being repaired, and as soon as the Six Kingdoms are destroyed, it seems that if you are hungry, you will touch the oil (no) what four (things) are doing." ”

I wondered, "How did you fix it?" ”

The fat man waved his hand: "Finish early, it's still rich now, anyway, just fix it on the day you starve to death, you don't have to work so hard and waste money, and the silk (yes) manpower is a little tight - but I still pay them wages when I am hungry." ”

My eyes are wet, who said that Qin Shi Huang was cruel, how kind is this fat man in front of him?

But in the next second, I watched the fat man carry Xiao Huhai away, grabbed the game console and played by himself, and there were words in his mouth: "Broken baby (child) bag (don't) mess (play), you should now be a tight task is Xiao (learn) to learn to pinch!" ”