I think that since Liu Bang can see that Master Li is quite beautiful, then it shows that the aesthetics of the Han Dynasty people should not go against the descendants of the future, so I can't figure out how he summed up the four words "heaven and earth", or how could someone else be the emperor and really do that job.

I haven't let him understand the meaning of the truth that "the master's dry food (buns) can't be touched", there is one thing that grabs his attention, and it is best not to make trouble for me, as for whether he will be unruly, it is completely out of my consideration, and the buns can skillfully use all kinds of slabs and tiles under my influence - ordinary type, 9-hole type, and even 40 floor tiles. And her crotch splitting kick, except for me, the world that can avoid it doesn't think of a second person.

"Bang" Qin Shi Huang's toilet opened, Master Li clapped his hands, Jing Ke panted and ran up to pull her aside, put the vinegar on the table and walked to his room, I called out to him: "Kezi, stop, why do you only buy a battery?" I saw that Jing Ke only stuffed a battery into the semiconductor, Jing Ke suddenly showed a smug smile, and he said mysteriously: "You haven't noticed, in fact, you can use it as long as you change the battery." I yelled frantically, "You use more electricity like that, I said how do you change the battery every day!" He ignored me, glared at me with idiotic eyes, and then grabbed Xiang Yu and said, "Do you believe it or not, the villains here are all raised by me?" ”

Liu Bang hugged his arms, soaking my buns in a very chic manner, he leaned against the wall, and had a fight with the underwear actor in the advertisement.

Because of the large number of people, the buns were ordered with a pot of instant noodles, and I moved out the square table that had not been used for a long time and put it on the table, collected these emperor heroes from all corners, and arranged them properly, and the living room suddenly seemed very crowded. Xiang Yu insisted on sitting between Qin Shihuang and Master Li, because Jing Ke was very noisy, and Liu Bang must be next to the bun. I thought it was too crowded, so I took a bowl of noodles and went to eat on the sofa, Baozi looked at the big guys in the hall, and said happily: "Since getting together is fate, Qiangzi, we will buy some wine later, and everyone will have a party in the evening." Speaking of this, she suddenly remembered, "Why don't we go to the street together in a while, buy two clothes for Liu Ji and them, and when we come back, go to the supermarket to buy something and come back and make it ourselves." ”

When I heard this, I immediately choked on the noodles and jumped up. Lead these 5 people to the street, it is better to let me run naked within 3 rings with my bare ass until black. I hurriedly said, "No, I still have to look at the store, and they are not available." ”

"Your broken shop is fine anyway, what are you afraid of for an afternoon, everyone agrees to raise their hands."

"I'm going." Master Li was the first to take a stand, and she flew me a look, as if she understood my mind and did not expose me.

"Angry (go) angry, crooked hunger and touch the oil (no) I have seen the four sides (the world) pinch." He also asked Xiang Yu beside him: "Are you angry?" ”

Baozi interjected, "Haven't asked what the name of this big guy is?" Before I could figure out how to deal with it, Xiang Yu had already said, "A certain is Xiang Yu." ”

"Xiang Yu?" Baozi put his chopsticks on his chin and asked Qin Shi Huang: "Is he in a band with you?" She turned to me again and asked, "Are Xiang Yu and Qin Shi Huang from the same dynasty?" Liu Bang hurriedly said: "No! Xiang Yu didn't care, and said yes. Baozi looked at the two of them, smiled at me and said, "Your two friends don't seem to be as good as me in history - eh, do you say that Xiang Yu and Ying Zheng have really met?" ”

"Touch the oil, I have seen him before I was hungry." Qin Shi Huang said.

"Haha, you're so funny, I mean the Qin Shi Huang in history."

Qin Shi Huang faced me: "Crooked that Qin Death Emperor, he is also called Ying Zheng?" ”

I sucked all the bowl of noodles into my heel, and said with a dying breath: "Aren't you going to the street, you go next door to borrow his van for Xiao Wang, who delivers goods to the supermarket." ”

Baozi said excitedly: "Yes, 7 people are just right, we will add 50 yuan of oil to him when we come back......" and left.

After the buns left, I slammed the bowl on the table and yelled, "You all listen to me!" These 5 people all raised their heads and looked at me blankly, I realized that these people are poor all their lives, and there are very few people who dare to talk to them like this, I don't care, come to me to eat and drink my clothes, and soak my chicks, how can I be so good-tempered.

"I'll talk to you about three chapters (I didn't notice that this idiom was Liu Bang's first creation), ah, don't talk to strangers when you go out for a while, especially you, Liu Bang! If you see people again, I will beat you. I said this, but I glanced at Qin Shi Huang, Qin Shi Huang's courage at the dinner table had shocked Liu Bang to the point that he was speechless, and he hurriedly expressed his obedience.

"Also, if you see something, you are not allowed to take it, and if you don't know what it is for, you are not allowed to shout, remember to come back and ask me. The last and most important one, don't leave me...... So far. I really didn't know what to say, so I took a few steps back and forth, "This world is actually very dangerous (go back to your time)." ”

In fact, I really want to leave a few of them behind, but the current situation is actually not luckier than the person who led the sheep and the wolf and held a basket of vegetables to cross the single-plank bridge, and he didn't even have an idea if he didn't rack his brains, but fortunately, the newcomer Liu Bang was scared by me, and Xiang Yu thought about Yu Ji without distraction, and the other three shouldn't have a big problem.

I was preoccupied and found two pieces of spring and autumn seasonal clothes for Liu Bang and Xiang Yu to change into, Baozi was already honking the car horn downstairs, Baozi was not going to drive, but it could move the car from next door to my door.

I stood at the top of the stairs and asked them to go down one by one: "Jing Ke, zip up your pants!" Brother Win, my brother will take you to observe the people's feelings, don't expose your identity; Liu Bang......"

Liu Bang: "I'm me, I'm me!" ”

Me: "......"

Master Li glanced at me meaningfully, as if to reassure me, and as if he was laughing at me, anyway, this girl probably understands everything.

Because I did a good job of precautionary measures, until everyone got into the car and everything went well, I twisted the key, the bread snorted twice and slipped forward for less than half a meter, and I heard Xiang Yu behind me suddenly say: "How long does it take to take this to Hubei?" ”

Baozi turned back to Xiang Yu, who was sitting with Qin Shi Huang, and said, "If you want to go back, you have to wait for the water to recede - by the way, I don't seem to have heard of any water this year?" ”

I bent my ears, and I didn't dare to talk nonsense, I thought that Xiang Yu was thinking about Yu Ji, but I didn't expect him to be so sensitive to things that "can move". It was the first time to sit on this thing in the car except for buns, Xiang Yu asked, they suddenly forgot all about the law just now, Jing Ersil was the first to challenge me, he pointed to the radio on the car and said, "There are villains in here?" Because Liu Bang and Master Li were back to back with me, I also heard the whispers of the two people, Liu Bang: "Why does this thing move by itself?" Master Li also whispered: "I think there is something at work in it (in one sentence)." Qin Shi Huang heard the conversation between the two people, and said loudly disapplauded: "It's very simple, don't you see that Qiangzi took a family and stabbed it, does it hurt." "He used the car keys as a spur.

I cautiously glanced at Baozi's reaction, and when I saw that she was smiling, and seeing that I was looking at her, she smiled at me: "Your friends are very humorous." ”

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