Chapter 11 The Aesthetics of Han Gaozu

I shouted on offense and defense: "Buns are coming, it's going to be killed!" ”

Baozi probed and asked, "What's wrong?" At this time, she also saw Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, and asked curiously, "This is your friend?" ”

"It's my distant relative, and there is a lot of water at home, so you can get some food." Baozi hurriedly walked out and asked, "How can this be, where did they come from, don't you care about the political axe?" ”

"It's all from Hubei, don't ask first, the political axe is not as good as being at a relative's house, you can get something to eat first." As I spoke, I pushed the three people, including Jing Ke, into the house, and I instructed Jing Ke: "What are these two people going to do, you accompany them first, don't run around." ”

I closed the door and saw Baozi asking with a puzzled face: "Why didn't I know that you still have relatives in Hubei?" I said, "Particularly distant relatives ......"

Baozi tied up his hair, brought out all the leftovers from last night's meal, and asked me in a low voice, "Then are they going to live here too?" I immediately said, "Do you want me to give them some money and send them away?" Baozi sighed and said, "How can we do that kind of immoral thing?" ”

I saw that there was no one around, one hand wrapped around the waist of the bun, one hand was attached to the round ass of the bun and rubbed, the bun turned his head and glared at me, but there was already a slight gasp, I slid the hand on her waist and pinched her a**, a little force, the bun snorted softly, my little brother quickly raised his head, hard against the butt of the bun, my hand below was inserted into the bun's jeans, the tentacles were greasy and slippery, I gently bit her ear with my teeth, and whispered: "I really want to fuck you like this." Baozi looked back at me teasingly: "Do you dare?" ”

At this moment, there was a "ah" behind me, I turned around, just saw Master Li's red little face, I hurriedly took my hand away, who knew that something went wrong in the busy, the hand below couldn't be pulled out, just like that, it was sandwiched in the bun pants, and finally the bun helped me take it out, the bun knew what was going on, but she pretended to be like a wolf with a big tail, and was still busy with hot meals, I was full of embarrassment, and smiled at Master Li reluctantly: "Cousin, how did you sleep?" Master Li was stunned for a moment, but she reacted quickly, and said with a smile: "Very good, thank you cousin." At this time, Baozi turned around and pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah, Xiao Nan, why are you up, sleeping more will be good for your skin." ”

Master Li smiled: "I'll go to the bathroom - my cousin-in-law is in such a good figure, I can't put a hand in your pants anyway." He chuckled a few times, glanced at me, and left.

No matter how thick the bun is, she can't help but blush, but she is not angry, and Master Li's witty words are neither intended to cover up nor explicit, as if to praise our affection, everyone is an adult. I was also stunned for a while to know why Master Li was glancing at me, and I had to bend down with a big cone on top of my pants - too straight in some places and had to bend down in some places (Zhang Xiaohua quotes). Baozi looked at me and smiled: "Our cousin is very sensible, but sometimes the questions asked are too naΓ―ve, last night from the bedside lamp to the humidifier she asked hundreds of whys, and she had to discuss history with me, I haven't answered so many questions since the third grade of junior high school." ”

"Did you answer?"

"I said everything I knew, and if I didn't know, I said I didn't know, and I couldn't tell me about the things she asked."

I'm sweating all over my head, I'm glad that Baozi is not a female master or a doctor or something, poor stupid Baozi was set by Master Li all night.

At this time, Qin Shi Huang heard the fragrance of rice and climbed out of bed and wandered out, and when he saw that the food was not yet good, he pushed open Jing Ke's door and muttered: "This hanging skin is still touching the oil (no)pinching?" So saying, he went into the room.

At this moment, Qin Shi Huang, Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, and Jing Ke had the first meeting in history, and Jing Ke was not counted, and the remaining three people were almost enemies of each other: first Liu Bang and Xiang Yu partnered to rob Qin Shi Huang's world, and then Liu Xiang turned against him, I really don't know who Qin Shi Huang will help if he wants to pinch Liu Bang, and Jing Ke at this time will most likely help Qin Shi Huang, this chaos!

There was no movement in the house for a long time, and after a while, I heard the fat man say: "Hungry to win the government, you two silk (is) ......" Liu Bang whispered with a ghost in his heart: "I am Liu Bang." Xiang Yu said loudly: "A certain is Xiang Yu." Qin Shi Huang didn't hear the hostility in his words, and said enthusiastically: "Slow (happy) welcome and welcome slowly." I heard him say to Liu Bang again: "If you come to your mouth (this), don't go back to me, which Cao (Dynasty) Emperor are you?" I hurriedly ran in: "It's all after you, don't ask, eat." I didn't wait to warn Liu Bang a few words, but I heard Master Li shouting in the toilet: "Cousin, come quickly, the toilet is blocked (I'm grateful that she can call it a toilet)." Jing Ke suddenly jumped out of bed, stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the money, I'll buy the battery." The fat man poked his head back: "Your baby is hungry and pinched, and the rice is still swishing (cooked)." Liu Bang also broke out, he grabbed me and said angrily: "Someone lied to me that you have countless beauties here to deign to come here, but I didn't expect you to be so ...... to me" Baozi shouted outside: "Qiangzi, buy a bottle of vinegar-"

My head is as big as a bucket, first send Qin Shihuang to help Master Li pass the toilet, and then give Jing Ke money to buy batteries and carry a bottle of vinegar by the way, and then said to Liu Bang: "You go out to the right, there are both imperial food and beautiful women." Then he said to Xiang Yu, who had been silent: "Brother Yu, you are a buddy!" Xiang Yu looked out the window at a man riding a motorcycle stupidly, and suddenly grabbed me and asked, "What is that person riding, which is faster than the galloping horse?" ”

I finally couldn't stand it anymore, I waved my arms like a collapsed poet, ran to the kitchen with tears in my eyes, grabbed Baozi's arm, and didn't know where to start with excitement, just when I saw Liu Bang standing aside, I pointed to his nose and said to Baozi: "You definitely don't know who he is, now I tell you, he is Liu ......"

"Isn't it Liu Ji, he told me all - after eating, you should hurry up and buy a few sets of clothes."

Liu Bang is indeed called Liu Ji, but if he says it another way, few people know who he is, this kid is wearing underwear, standing in front of the bun and smiling, and the pretending bout in front of us is simply two people. I pulled him aside and whispered, "Do you think she's a beauty?" Liu Bang nodded vigorously and said, "I like this girl." I patiently pointed out Master Li to him: "What do you think of that?" ”

Liu Bang shook his head disdainfully: "It looks quite a bit beautiful, compared to this girl, it can be said that it is heaven and earth!" ”

When I heard this, I immediately admired Liu Bang.

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