I still wonder why I became so kind of collapsed without talking a word.

But I also had good intentions when I sold the car to them, who hasn't sat in that car? A random hair on the backrest, even if it's Wu Sangui's, it's hundreds of years.

But why would the other party know that I have a treasure in my hand, and it is hundreds of millions as soon as I open my mouth? This shows that they have almost touched the details of my background, if I only have a bowl in my hand that my grandfather asked for food when he went to the west exit, and they would not be so laborious, then there is only one explanation: He Tiandou, this old thing, gave my bottom pocket to these foreigners.

Although we have been in constant conflict, but I did not take him as a real enemy, from Liu Lao Liu I vaguely inquired about the origin of a little thing, this He Tiandou seems to have suffered some grievances when he was a god, so after being beaten down the boundary, he was embarrassed by Heaven everywhere, he was not aimed at me, the most important thing, he didn't really want to put me to death, my first task was to deal with the contradiction between Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang, and then Liu Bang and Xiang Yu, relatively speaking, Liu Lao Liu gave me more trouble, So I have a very light definition of friend and foe. But this time it's different, if he tells the information of those antiques to foreigners, the nature is not so simple, it is undeniable, often with Fei Sankou let me invisibly receive a lot of patriotic education, those antiques are foreigners, it is undoubtedly a disaster for our country, and even more so for me! Then, He Tiandou is another big traitor I saw after Qin Hui and Wu Sangui!

I thought to myself, while firing the fire, this time I hit it twice, and my seat frame was really overwhelmed. Now that it's out, I simply decided to go and see the car.

When I came to the city's largest car trading market, I first looked at the exhibition hall for a while, and the display here are some low-end cars, which are not within the scope of my consideration. Because I now have at least six or seven people traveling with me, I need a car that looks good and can fit people. I walked around the hall twice and caught the attention of a young salesman, who told him what I was interested in, and he took me to their test drive and asked, "What price would you like to choose?" ”

I looked at the rows of large off-road and commercial vehicles, still looking left and right, and said, "Money." As long as it's reliable. "I've had enough of those leaky breads, and I've decided to give it a go. Take care of the whole car.

The experienced salesman immediately saw that the customer in front of him should be a rich man, and he led me to a Mercedes-Benz Jeep with a pile of flowers on his face, and said: "Then the only thing I can solemnly introduce to you is this classic G-series Mercedes-Benz Jeep, and many people have commented on it: no matter how you use it, you should have one." ”

"Why don't you need to buy one?" I said. On the one hand, it's really a little exciting, it's a square-headed, big-eared guy, and it's extremely rugged and beautiful. With the Mercedes brand, it should be the car I want.

The salesman fanned the flames on the side and said: "Look at the character of Mr. should be the kind of person who knows the whole world, it is made for men like you, only for the most successful people, maybe you will think that driving the latest BMW 8 will be very dazzling, but even if you participate in a high-end drinking party, I promise, driving a Mercedes-Benz Jeep can better show your taste, think about it, do today's girls like the BMW full of copper smell or like such an intellectual and cold black horse?" The salesman opened the car door and said in a very provocative tone: "Go up and talk to it, sometimes the car will choose people!" ”

I involuntarily got into the car, lit the fire, and drove around the field twice, hey, why is this car so easy to drive, the steering wheel, to the left to the left, to the right to the right, no ambiguity! The horn, press it once, that gear, hang it for a while, and the fourth gear and reverse gear will never be mixed...

Later, I summed it up, it's not that we worship foreign flattery, the main thing is that the starting point is too low, just like a master who eats steamed bread and pickles every day, and I think it's a delicacy to eat a bowl of instant noodles in cold ding, anyway, I decided that it was after two laps, the price is a little more expensive, 100 hanging zero, barely bearable.

As soon as the car stopped, I took out my ID card and checkbook, and the salesman looked at me with little stars in his eyes, and then the phone rang, and I said to him: "I want this car, and I will sign the bill in a while." ”

I picked up the phone: "Hello? ”

Liu Lao Liu's six thieves said awkwardly: "Xiaoqiang, where are you?" ”

"I bought a car, are you okay?"

Liu Laoliu said: "You buy a car to do it"

"Nonsense, sometimes my car is driven back and the spare tire is left with four wheels, don't you change lanes?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "If I am, you won't change it first." ”

“… What do you mean? ”

"Your December salary is down."

My heart moved: "Does it have anything to do with the car?" ”

"Yes, just a second before I called, it was already attached to the car you often drive, this month's salary is very good, and now your car has been turned on invincible protection, it is no exaggeration to say, even if the world's nuclear weapons and missiles explode next to you, you will be unharmed as long as you sit in the car."

At first, I was quite boiling, but slowly I reacted: Isn't it just a bulletproof car? Besides, why am I so guilty of letting the world's nuclear weapons spray me?

I was depressed and said, "You give me some messy things, is it useful to be so sturdy?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Of course, there are likely to be other uses, which you have to discover slowly, but you will definitely be able to use it." ”

I glanced at the salesman who was looking at me, covered the phone and whispered, "Let's discuss, I just have a good idea of a new car, can I transfer my salary to the new car?" My original car will soon be unable to call a car, it is simply a piece of iron on the shelf for four wheels, and it can still slip out when it goes downhill, and it will always turn off when it reaches the flat ground..."

Liu Laoliu resolutely said: "Of course not, this is a taboo in the heavenly court, we will never allow free and casual behavior, which will cause chaos." ”

I said, "It's just a matter of changing your cars, and I don't want you to make me invulnerable." ”

"Anyway, this matter is not negotiable, and I kindly remind you that you will soon have to use its other functions, and if I were you, I would never buy another car to look at."

I hung up the phone and jumped to my feet and scolded, "Damn! ”

The salesman cautiously said, "Sir? ”

I said to him apologetically, "I'm sorry, I can't buy this car for the time being." "If it weren't for Liu Laoliu's last words, I might have bought it, but when he said that, if I was stubborn, I would probably spend a lot of money to buy a furnishing... We're really not rich enough to the point that "you have to buy one if you don't need it".

The salesman glanced at the phone in my hand and said with a smirk, "It's okay sir." ”

My face is also red, and even if someone picks up the phone, it must be a public service announcement about caring for the environment and not littering.

There are occupational diseases in all kinds of occupations, most doctors have ringworm, the police will be suspicious, the hearse is most afraid of someone patting him on the shoulder, we are the most miserable immortal reserves, we have to use bad mobile phones, drive broken cars, be looked down upon, a big man has sandwich biscuits and chewing gum in his pocket every day, like a tired hypoglycemia patient...

Farewell, my Mercedes Jeep.

By the time I got to the door, the salesman had already found another target, he stood next to a BMW and said to the man, "Maybe you think it's cool to drive a Mercedes Jeep, but think about it, do girls nowadays like cynical jeeps or drunken gold temptations..."

I came in front of my broken car, our car is much bigger than the Mercedes-Benz Jeep square head big ears, extremely rough beauty, I opened the door to get into the car, screwed the key and hummed for a long time before the fire, it seems that the internal structure has not been improved at all, just before getting on the car I took the key tip and scratched the body for a long time, it seems to be really fine... Of course, it is also possible that I didn't see it when I scratched it, and my car was too dirty.

I thought depressedly, driving this car without committing a crime against humanity or anything is a waste of good things, and it is most appropriate to sell it to the tribal elders in Afghanistan, or let the president of the United States exchange a state with me, and then make it into the Air Force One calibre, and then make an appointment for terrorists all over the world to launch a general offensive at the same time, and even sell them a few nuclear missiles at a high price, and make foreign exchange and waste bullets.

Or when is the third world war, I will come to the day of raising my eyebrows, maybe you think driving a Mercedes-Benz Jeep or BMW 8 is very cool, but I can guarantee that this gold cup can show your taste more when driven to the battlefield, think about it, at that time, the girls at that time did they like the expensive Mercedes-Benz BMW or like our broken car to carry the beating...