After January, the Chinese New Year was coming soon, and when we slept at one o'clock that night, I seemed to hear two low and stoic sounds outside the window, then the glass breaking and the sound of people, and about a few minutes later, the sound of the car starting and leaving.

I didn't take it seriously in my sleep, but the phone rang at the head of the bed five minutes after I was quiet, but this time it was real, I lazily took it for a while, and saw that the other party had no intention of giving up, so I had to pick it up with a heavy sleepiness.

The guy on the other side was very sober, and said in a particularly calm tone: "Is it Xiaoqiang?" ”

I complained, "Who are you?" ”

"I'm He Tiandou."

At the same time, I could hear that although this old fellow had only spoken to me a few times, his voice impressed me very deeply, always generous with a slight smile, unhurried, even your enemies could not make you hate.

But I can't wait to rip him now, I hate sleeping and being woken up the most in my life, I glanced at the bun that was still asleep, and hummed in a deep voice: "I'm scared of you, okay, if you draw something down, I'll do it, can you talk about it tomorrow?" ”

I really didn't expect it.,This old thing hasn't moved in the past few months, I thought he was holding back something bad.,I didn't expect to learn to make harassing phone calls in the middle of the night.,I didn't ring twice to hang up on me.,You say that the gods I met are so out of tune.,It's not like an old liar or like a gangster.。

He Tiandou said: "Don't hang up, listen to me, I have suffered, and you are the only one who can help me if I think about it." ”

I don't feel sleepy. He sat up and said, "Are you really fake?" ”

"Of course it's true, I don't have to lie to you."

I slapped my thigh hard and excitedly said, "Thank you for telling me the good news, and I can get a good night's sleep again." ”

He Tiandou was speechless for a while, and sighed: "Don't make trouble Xiaoqiang." If you think about whether I really wanted to hurt you all along, we have different positions at most. But I am not your enemy. ”

I paused and said, "Then how can I help you, where are you?" ”

"You come down from the upper stairs now, open the door, and you can see me."

I opened the curtains and looked out, it was dark and nothing, and I put on a coat and whispered to the door. I couldn't help but feel a little nervous, after all, I had been knocking for months. In the end, although I was able to save the day, I was also embarrassed enough by the old things, and now we are finally going to meet.

I took a deep breath and opened the door to see an old man standing outside. I saw that he had smooth skin, a smile, and a silver white hair combed naked... Belch. It's a sage. In short, not only did he not look like a refugee, but more like a decent gentleman, I was stunned for a moment and said, "Why..." The old nobleman, although we have not spoken, always say hello when we meet. What is he doing at my door in the middle of the night?

The old gentleman smiled at me: "Xiaoqiang, it's me." ”

As soon as I was excited, I understood everything: my neighbor is He Tiandou, and he has always lived next door to me!

It is said that the most dangerous place is also the safest place, I really didn't expect such a vulgar reasoning to be used on me... Vulgar reasoning is to give vulgar people land, I really didn't think that he was my opponent, failure!

He Tiandou saw that I was stunned, and pointed to the house: "Can I go in?" ”

I had to turn sideways to let him in, and then I looked next door, and found that the glass on his house was broken several times, and it seemed that the sound was coming from there.

He Tiandou entered my house, looked at it with his hands behind his back, touched his chin and said, "Well, the decoration is good, are those emperors still used to living?" I suggest you refer to the European court style. ”

I gave him a seat and asked very directly, "What the hell is going on with you?" ”

He Tiandou smiled and said, "Can't you see it, my house was attacked." I'll have to come to you first. ”

I frowned and said, "As an immortal, you are not ashamed, how could such a thing happen?" "Even I didn't expect that we would meet in such a situation, and to my surprise, we were able to talk like old friends unconsciously.

He Tiandou spread his shoulders: "I have been retributed." ”

I slammed away from him and said, "Will you be struck by lightning?" "I suddenly remembered that Liu Lao Liu told me that He Tiandou was about to be punished by God, it seems that this is not exactly a joke, it is said that I was also punished in my last life

Dead, I think two people who are so thunderous should be a little far away, it is easy to tell clearly.

He Tiandou smiled and beckoned to me: "Don't be nervous, the curse has already been suffered, and if you want to be struck by lightning again, it will definitely be you who will affect me." ”

I pinched my phone and looked at him, He Tiandou said: "Sit down, if you have any questions, just ask, but don't use mind reading on me, or you will definitely be blacklisted, my godhead is still there, and your gadgets won't work." ”

I said, "Who attacked you?" ”

"I don't know, they have guns, and they rushed in coldly."

"Aren't you a god, why are you so embarrassed?"

He Tiandou sighed and said: "Don't say that my mana is less than one-tenth of what I used to be, even if Liu Lao Liu encounters such a thing, he can't easily make a move, this is the way of heaven, so I can only hide and watch them rush in." ”

I asked, "Did you take my antiques?" "At first glance, the two of us couldn't pick a lot of words, so I had to pick one of the questions I was most concerned about.

"Yes, it's me."

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What do you want to do, and when are you going to give them back to me?" ”

He Tiandou said: "I just wanted to play a joke with you, it doesn't make a difference between you and me, but they have been snatched up 10 minutes ago." ”

I took a breath of cold air and said, "It was Goodwhite's grandson who did it!" ”

"Who is Goodwhite?"

I gave him a strange look, I wondered if he was pretending to be confused, I explained to him about Goodbeth and the mafia, and finally I asked, "Haven't you provoked these people before?" ”

He Tiandou shook his head and said: "How can I say that I am also an immortal, how can I catch up with these people... I know who it is. ”

"Who, by the way, don't you have a bodyguard by your side who can fly off the wall?"

"Maybe it's him, he hasn't seen me in a long time."

"Then who is he, and how did he get involved with the mafia?"

He Tiandou thought for a while and said: "He is the famous thief and killer in the legend, I helped him recover his memory when he was very young, and he has been following me for so many years, I asked him to go to your pawnshop to bring those treasures, but after I was demoted to the lower realm, it is not so easy to understand many things clearly, after I got those things from you, if I want to know who are around you and what dynasty they come from, I can only find someone to help me identify those things, it is likely to cause trouble in this link." ”

I patted my leg and shouted, "Why are you so confused, can you show those things casually?" I don't care, you lost it, you are responsible for finding it back, the other party is a mafia, I heard that before the operation, I went to the bright place to smear the slap print, and I can't stand the black gun. ”

He Tiandou didn't care and said: "It's a trivial matter to get things back, but you don't want to get rid of it, I don't believe they don't know that you live next door to me, people probably think we are a gang, so robbing me is for the baby, and the second is to threaten you, if you can't get something better, I'm afraid that the next one to be attacked is you." ”

I shook my hand and said, "You say I'm messing with someone... Where did you run away, could it be that he betrayed you? ”

He Tiandou said: "It shouldn't be." ”

I said, "Now let's talk about the antiques, how are you going to get them back, this is the biggest trouble you have caused me, by the way, don't you have a baby, give one to Goodwhite, maybe he was Socrates or Aristotle or something in his last life, only seeking truth and not money." ”

He Tiandou said: "I said that this is not a big deal, do you think a few mortals can really fight with gods with guns, so the biggest difficulty is not the mafia or antiques." ”

I hurriedly said, "What's that?" ”

He Tiandou looked at me and suddenly said, "Can you wear another piece of clothing to talk to me?" ”

I looked down and said, "I'm not cold." "Although I only wear a pair of briefs on my lower body, the heating at home is very good, our little brother Qiang used to sleep naked, and he has been sleeping in underwear since his assets reached tens of millions.

He Tiandou sighed: "I really didn't expect them to pick a person who never wore pajamas to take over my class." ”