Damn it! It's too embarrassing, what kind of broken coffee is called such a long name, isn't it good to make it shorter, Lao Tzu will only drink Nestle in the future - instant Nestle, which is also four words.

I buried my head and waved the waiter away: "Another glass of fresh milk." "Mulan has a bad stomach, so I didn't order her coffee.

I asked Mulan, "Have you really not worn women's clothes for a day?" ”

"No, what's wrong?"

I touched my chin and said, "You have to have a style to refer to first, what do you like?" ”

Hua Mulan looked around, and suddenly pointed to the opposite card seat and said, "That sister is so beautiful." ”

I looked at her hand, and saw a little beauty with bright eyes and bright teeth sitting there pondering, and I hurriedly shouted: "Xiaoyu! ”

Ni Siyu looked up inexplicably, I waved my arms and continued to shout: "Ni Siyu, this!" "I don't care if the people next to me are white, do we still care about the white eyes of the people who drink Kachibuno?

Ni Siyu finally saw me, took her cup and walked over slowly, and said with a smile: "Hehe, Xiaoqiang." ”

"It's not big, it's not small, spank you!" The little girl giggled, this is our special way of greeting each other. I said, "Why don't you train to go to this kind of place at this time, with your boyfriend?" ”

"Not really!" When Ni Siyu saw Mulan, her pretty face suddenly sank: "Who is this, Sister Baozi?" "Look, I'll just say that Baozi is popular in the same surname, right?

I slapped her on the head: "What's going on in my little brain, this is my cousin." ”

"Really?" Ni Siyu asked suspiciously.

Mulan smiled: "Really, I was still with your sister Baozi yesterday." ”

At this time, a bald old man with a slightly chubby figure came over and said to Ni Siyu: "Xiaoyu, let me think about what I told you and give me an answer as soon as possible." After saying that, he took the bag and left.

Now it's time for me to torture Ni Siyu, and I asked, "What's going on?" "A half-grown old man who looks very successful, asking a beautiful girl to give him an answer as soon as possible is easy to cause bad associations, Ni Siyu will not be ......

Ni Siyu also gave me a look: "What are you thinking about in your brain, he is a coach!" ”

"The coach and the players came to the café for training? The treatment of athletes has really improved! "I have a weird yin and yang on my lips, but I already know that the old man is not a bad guy - he went out to take a taxi and left, how can the boss who seduces MM take a taxi?

Ni Siyu lowered his head and said: "He is a foreign coach and wants me to develop in their team." ”

I said, "Isn't that a good thing?" ”

Ni Siyu picked at his nails and said, "But I have to change my nationality......"

I kind of understand that Ni Siyu's achievements have improved by leaps and bounds since she learned art from Zhang Shun and the Ruan family brothers, and she must have attracted the attention of many foreign coaches, and now she wants her to transfer, that is, to dig into the corner.

In fact, it is not uncommon to change nationality to go out for other countries, and some countries' advantageous projects will even deliberately export talents to help others develop once they gain a firm foothold, the reason is very simple, long-term dominance is not a good thing for sports itself, people can't play with you anymore, and then you will bully who will go?

But the problem is that we are not very good at swimming, so we still need talent. Since people come to dig the corner, the conditions offered must be quite generous, and it is normal for the little girl to have contradictions in her heart.

I asked her, "What do you mean by your dad?" ”

"He said he respected my choice."

It seems that Xiaoyu's father is biased towards letting her out, an athlete's sports career is just a few years, aside from economic interests, who doesn't want to pay attention? Besides, he is the coach of a city sports team, and his consciousness is not much higher.

"And what do you think?"

Ni Siyu bit her lip and said: "I'm very conflicted, my current grades are more than enough, and I need a better coach and a reasonable method, but I feel weird at the thought of changing my nationality." ”

Mulan quietly asked me, "What does it mean to change nationality?" ”

I said, "It is from one nation to another." ”

"Then who should we help in the beginning of the war?"

This is the result of being a soldier for 12 years, and the consideration of problems is always so direct and sharp, and there is no sand in his eyes. But this obviously complicates the simple question, and to put it mildly, the big adage is that movement knows no borders, and if you insist on putting it on the battlefield, then of course you will be invited to help others.

Hua Mulan saw that I couldn't answer for a long time and didn't ask anymore, but only glanced at Ni Siyu deeply.

Ni Siyu smiled and said, "Don't think about these things yet, Xiaoqiang, what are you doing here?" ”

"Take my cousin and buy some clothes - eh, are you okay this afternoon?" More ready-made little strong man, don't catch sorry conscience.

Ni Siyu was very conscious: "I'll go with you, and I can help with the reference." ”

I smiled and said, "That's the best, this sister just praised you for being beautiful." ”

"Hehe, my sister is beautiful." The little girl suddenly asked timidly, "...... Big brother, are you okay? ”

"It's good, but my self-esteem was hurt a little in the small battle to seize Nanyi."

Ni Siyu's expression froze, and then he understood that I was firing a cannon in my mouth again, and raised my calf like a spring lotus root and kicked it weakly.

I whispered to Mulan: "--Xiang Yu's little fan." ”

Mulan looked at me in confusion, and I had to explain to her what a fan was......

I thought that Ni Siyu's joining would make our trip to buy underwear no longer so awkward, but when I entered the underwear monopoly with the female surname, I found that I was very wrong, this embarrassment still comes from the combination, in fact, a man and a woman go to the underwear store, as long as I don't say, no one knows what our relationship is, but a man and two women come to this place together, it is difficult to say, I met the ambiguous gaze of the shopping guide, and there is no place to put my hands and feet.

Another thing I was wrong about, I thought that Mulan would be a little uncomfortable here, after all, it must be embarrassing to buy such a ** thing in public with her concept, but I didn't expect her to pounce excitedly when she saw the dazzling array of bras, and muttered: "What a beautiful breastplate, I wore a pair of buns when I saw them yesterday." As he spoke, he picked up a pair of samples and fastened them to his chest.

She thought it was to the armory. It seems that when you buy a women's bag, you have to tell her that this is not a quiver.

The popular underwear worn outside is just a retrospective phenomenon, because this kind of thing has been done by both Jing Ke and Master Li, and they have a unified habit of wearing small pieces outside.

I whispered a few words in Mulan's ear, and Mulan looked at me strangely after listening to it, "Wear inside, inner armor?" ”

Me: "......"

The inner armor is the inner armor, as long as she wears it inside. I don't want to walk down the street with a woman wearing a lace bra outside.

Hua Mulan picked up a bra and walked into the fitting room according to my instructions, I walked up to Ni Siyu and said to her, "Go in and help her." ”

Ni Siyu looked up at me strangely, a little inexplicable, I patted her lightly on the back, Ni Siyu didn't ask anything more, and followed in. It didn't take long for her to poke her little head out and make an "ok" gesture at me, indicating that it was appropriate.

I said to the sales lady, "This is it." As I spoke, I glanced at the model number on the original packaging, and it turned out that Mulan's model number was...... Well, it can't be said that this is a military secret!

After Mulan came out, I asked her to take a few other styles according to this model, and I turned back to Ni Siyu and said, "What about you, little girl, what model?" ”

Ni Siyu glanced at me: "Pervert." ”

I innocently said, "I mean, you can buy a few and I'll reimburse you." ”

"Don't!"

"Shall I give you a three-point swimsuit?"

Ni Siyu pulled Hua Mulan and said as she walked out: "Sister, let's go, ignore this pervert." ”

Not far from the underwear store is the women's shoe monopoly, Chanel, Belle, Mameise are listed among them, and there are many English names that cannot be named, and now many stores deliberately do not post Chinese translations in order to flaunt taste and petty bourgeoisie, hating people's teeth itching, but from the price point we know that most of them are high-end shoes with a background.

Ni Siyu asked, "Does my sister need to buy shoes?" ”

Without hesitation, I went inside: "Buy!" ”

It is said that the three things that can best show the mature taste of men are leather shoes, belts and lapels, and the magazine I just read even said that as long as these three places are perfect, it doesn't matter what a man wears - I don't know if I can't wear it.

Several classic high heels were placed in the most conspicuous position, crystal clear, exuding a noble atmosphere, Mulan admired it with her hands behind her back for a while, and said sincerely: "It's so beautiful - what is it for?" ”

……

When Mulan put on her high heels and tried to stand up several times and failed, she rubbed her feet and whispered to me, "Didn't you say you don't need to bind your feet here?" ”

At this time, my phone rang suddenly, and I didn't ask who it was when I picked it up, but the other party came directly: "Your second uncle!" ”

I was furious, regardless of the three seven twenty-one scolding: "Your second uncle! Your grandfather! Your ancestors! ”

The other party said cautiously: "...... Brother Qiang, I'm Sun Sixin, your second uncle is here again. ”

"What's the matter with him?"

"I didn't say it, but it looks like I'm waiting for you."

I held the phone in one hand and glanced at Mulan hesitantly, Ni Siyu said, "If you have something to do, go first, I'll just accompany my sister." ”

Mulan also waved her hand and said, "You go." ”

Before leaving, I grabbed Mulan's hand and shook it: "I'm sure you'll stand up!" ”……

I left the card with Ni Siyu, and told her the address of the pawnshop, and asked her to send Mulan back directly if it was late.

When I got to the bar, the first thing I saw was six or seven people sitting on the edge of the dance floor, and it was past 1 o'clock in the afternoon, and there were absolutely no customers at this time, because the headlights were not on, and it was dark and I couldn't see who they were. I said to Sun Sixin: "The business is good, and it will open now." What about Liu Laoliu? ”

Sun Sixin pointed to the dance floor, and I saw that Liu Lao Liu was drinking with those people.

I suddenly had an ominous premonition, and after slowly approaching, I was somewhat relieved, only to see Liu Lao Liu's body sitting on Monday, a total of six people, all old men, all with white hair and flowing expressions, although they didn't talk much to each other, but they looked like they were carved out of a mold, I suspect that they are Liu Lao, Liu Lao, Liu Lao, and Liu Laosan...... Liu Laoqi.

I first hugged my fist at the old liars and greeted with a smile: "How many old brothers are here?" ”

The old men were very reserved and no one paid any attention to me.

Damn, come to deceive Lao Tzu to eat and drink so good!

I pulled Liu Lao Liu aside and asked, "These are all your old buddies who tell fortunes under the flyover, right?" ”

Liu Lao Liu was already a little drunk, he dragged me by the hand and pulled me into the pile of liars, muttering, "Come on...... Let me introduce you to you, this is ......."

I didn't care what he was saying, I shook the hand of the first old liar and said warmly: "Welcome, welcome, come and play often in the future." "It's easy to say it in private, in front of outsiders, you have to give Liu Lao six faces, let's mix it up, what can't you plant people's face......

The first old liar saw that I stretched out his palm, and took my pulse with his hand like lightning, and he put two fingers on it, closed his eyes for a moment, and then stared at me and said, "You have a weak spleen, and your liver is on fire." ”

I said dumbly: "The fortune teller even counts this?" ”

At this time, Liu Lao Liu had already vaguely introduced the second one: "This is Liu Gongquan." ”

Liu Gongquan? It sounds familiar.

Liu Laoliu pointed to the third old man: "This is Wu Daozi." ”

It's even more familiar, and it's like painting......

Liu Lao Liu pointed to the fourth old man: "This, Wang Xizhi." ”

At the same time that I was taken aback, Liu Gongquan, who had just been introduced by Liu Laoliu, also stood up, held Wang Xizhi's hand and shook it vigorously, and said excitedly: "Senior, is it really you?" What a blessing for three lives! ”

Wang Xizhi said blankly: "Are you?" ”

Liu Gongquan said: "I'm behind you, and I also like to write." When the old man saw the idol at first glance, he dipped his fingers in the wine and pulled it up on the table on a whim, Wang Xizhi looked at it with his hands behind his back a few times, and hurriedly stood up and said loudly: "Oh, you are a good center, you are well written, the stone is carved with an axe and chiseled, and the bones are proud." Liu Gongquan smiled without humility or arrogance: "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, many of them are from the predecessors of the Fa." ”

The more they talked, the more speculative they became, and they drew together with their fingers, and the fifth old man took out a large pile of various brushes of various sizes from his bosom and handed them one to each of them: "Use this." ”

Wang Xizhi nodded at him, and then asked, "Don't you dare to ask ......?"

The pen dealer saluted Wang Xizhi: "In Xia Yan Liben, I also respect the Wang family very much." ”

Before Wang Xizhi could do anything, Wu Daozi jumped up: "Master Yan? I really didn't expect to see you here, I was only 7 years old when you died, and being with the master has always been the first hateful thing in my life! ”

Yan Liben glanced at Wu Daozi's hand and said, "Painting, right?" ”

"Exactly."

The two old men also talked more and more, and they didn't care about others anymore.

Now there is still the last old man I don't know who it is, but I understand that the grade can't be low, I have reacted now, this is a group of new customers, Wu Daozi, Yan Liben, Wang Xizhi, Liu Gongquan, all of them are like thunder.

Liu Lao Liu introduced the last old man to me: "This is Hua Tuo." ”

Wow! I'll just say, Doctor Hua!

I almost put my hand on Hua Lao's nose and said, "Divine doctor, help me see the pulse." ”

The first old man seemed very unhappy and said, "Didn't I give you a number--you have a weak spleen and a high liver!" ”

I was just about to reply, when I thought about it, it was all at this level, and this one was not bad, but I was too noisy just now to hear what this person was called, so I hurriedly asked respectfully: "Your old name?" ”

The old man said lightly: "Qin Yueren." ”

Ah, fooled, this one is really not famous.

Hua Tuo trembled slightly, straightened up and said, "Qin Yueren, but is the divine doctor Bian Que?" ”

Bian Que said: "Don't dare to be, it's just an ordinary man." ”

Bian Que! Wow Kaka, I hugged the old man and shouted, "Doctor Bian, my father, you must show me what is wrong with me, even if it can't be cured, don't run!" ”

Haven't you studied since you were a child? Bian Que saw Qi Huan Gong, the old girl Huan Gong was sick and avoided, and Teacher Bian ran away when he saw that he couldn't save him.

I saw that Teacher Bian sat quite firmly after seeing me, and I guess I still have a job.

The customers who came this time are summarized as follows: two writers, two painters, and two doctors, they are all intellectuals, I glanced at Liu Laoliu, Liu Laoliu nodded and said: "Yes, some time ago, because of He Tiandou's backlog of customers, I may have to send a few more people to you these days, especially literati." ”

I looked at a few people here, those who studied medicine came back to life, and those who coded words were thousands of words and thousands of yuan (more than that!). It's not a problem to throw a random ink spot to sell for billions.

Faced with this situation, I slowly developed a sense of dizziness: The great gods of history are coming to my annual meeting?

(To be continued)