During the meal, I said to Baozi, "Can you rest tomorrow, you can take your cousin to buy something." ”

Baozi was puzzled: "You and my sister are going, aren't you just shopping?" She probably thought that my cousin was just going to the field and wanted to take a casual look, how did she know that Mulan wanted to be a woman?

But it's not convenient for me to go with a lot of special things.

After eating, people began to be busy again, Xiang Yu lit a cigarette, casually flipped out the map of the city and drew a pencil on it, he has nothing to do these days, I guess he may be looking at where else he has not been, looking at his posture, it really has a bit of Patton.

The bored Mulan saw that he was looking at the map, and stepped forward and said, "What, you still want to fight?" ”

Xiang Yu's eyes lit up: "If you fight, you will fight." It can be seen that he is also idle and panicked.

Xiang Yu handed Mulan a pencil and drew on the map: "This time, let's seize Nanyi Elementary School." ”

Mulan searched for the map for a long time and confirmed the target, and she didn't know the simplified characters, but this did not affect her observation of the map.

Xiang Yu said: "Each brings 10,000 elite soldiers, you choose a starting point." ”

Hua Mulan pressed the map and said, "I'll start from Xiying Panyan." ”

"Okay, I'll leave from the post office."

Hua Mulan glanced at it and said, "Heh, you chose a place far away from me." ”

"But mine is all on the road, you can pass the car, and the time is about the same."

Hua Mulan pointed to a place and said, "It seems that we have to meet here." ”

"Well, Turntable Street is going to have to fight."

I said with a black line on my head: "You two are not bored, the carousel street is already stuck in traffic......"

Neither of them paid any attention to me and buried their heads in the war. Xiang Yu knocked the cigarette ash and pointed to the map and said: "I am parallel to Iron and Steel Street all the way, which can ensure the smooth logistics supply, and you are all small roads, if I don't change the starting point, or you will suffer too much." ”

I interjected: "It's okay, from Xiying Panliang to Turntable Street, there is a Renrenle and a Carrefour, you can replenish supplies there, and if you can't do it, you will rob the meat factory......"

Hua Mulan pushed me away and said, "No, I only brought three days' rations and marched in a hurry, trying to get to Turntable Street first." ”

Xiang Yu touched his chin and said, "What do you mean, if I arrive before you, as long as I hold the intersection within three days, aren't you looking for death?" ”

Hua Mulan laughed and said, "Will you hold on?" ”

Xiang Yu asked rhetorically: "How do you know that I won't?" ”

"The art of war, know yourself and know your opponent - since I know that my opponent is the overlord of Chu, I also know that he will definitely not hold on, you will definitely fight with me on the turntable street, I don't want to supply light soldiers to Jian Servant, I must arrive before you."

"That's useless, at most it's the front and back feet, if you want to avoid my soldiers and enter the south first, I have to bite your ass and follow up."

"So I'll leave two thousand men and horses for you to eat, as long as I hold you for a while, my vanguard will go straight to Nanyi Small, and I will leave another 5,000 people along the road to defend the four lanes on the road from the turntable to Nanyi Small, this is a curved path, one person should be closed, and when you get through, I will have already found supplies in Nanyi Elementary and stationed down."

I couldn't help but say: "From the turntable to the south of the elementary school, you can also climb a wall to get there, my elementary school is the south of the elementary school, after playing the video game, our teaching director is blocked in the four alleys, I just run over the wall." ”

Xiang Yu stared at the map and said, "I eat your two thousand bait, if it is ten thousand against eight thousand, do you still have a chance of winning?" ”

I said again: "Two thousand people will not just stand and let you kill." ”

Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan scolded me at the same time: "Shut up! I hurriedly silenced.

Later, I also figured out that this is the same as fighting, ten people fight around two people, and even if these two people work hard, it won't help, at most let some of those ten people hang a little color.

Hua Mulan heard Xiang Yu's question, and said confidently: "Let's wait until you pass the four alleys, at that time you will only have at most 3,000 people left, and I have already taken Nanyi Xiao, and it has become a situation for you to attack and defend me......"

Damn, I dare to say that if the teachers and students of Nanyi Elementary School resist, the Mulan Army will have to sink into the sand, I have been in school there since I was a child, and I know that the school spirit of this school is quite evil, from the principal Lao Li to the first-grade elementary school students, they are all good at using table legs.

Xiang Yu Futu said angrily: "In this vicious battle under a small city in the south, does it have to rely on the mandate of heaven again?" ”

I couldn't hold back any longer, rolled my eyes and said, "Forget it, do you think that the police station outside the south gate will watch you capture the greenhouse of the flowers of our motherland?" "But it's hard to say, if you really want 10,000 people to fight, a pistol from a street police station and a few batons to use it!

Hua Mulan didn't ignore my existence this time and asked, "What is the police station?" I briefly explained to her, and Mulan pondered: "That is to say, there are also princes all the way here, and they have to be won over, so the situation is much more complicated......"

When I went to bed at night, I arranged Mulan in the bun house, and my plan to make love with the bun was shattered, but Mulan was also quite novel, according to herself, this was the first time she slept with a woman......

The next day, Baozi left early in the morning, my plan today is to pack Mulan, Mulan has developed the habit of not being able to undress, her shirt is wrinkled in the morning, although she doesn't look ugly, but this outfit is a bit bad for a woman.

Mulan didn't pay much attention to herself, and under my guidance, she smiled ambiguously at me after brushing her teeth with a toothbrush, and said, "You kid is so blessed, looking at Baozi's body, it is definitely a material for giving birth to a son." ”

I was speechless, and when Mulan saw that I was uncomfortable, she patted me on the shoulder and laughed, "Shy? You haven't seen her body yet, have you? ”

I would love to tell her that I know more about the body of the bun than I know about my own - because some parts of my body are not visible to me, and others are different. But I'm afraid that it will cause embarrassment after saying it, after all, our concepts are completely different, and I am afraid that she will think of us as morally corrupt.

I solemnly said to her: "Sister, today we will complete the first step of being a woman and package ourselves." ”

"Packaging?"

"Well, it's just dressing up."

Hua Mulan suddenly became cramped, looked around and said, "Do you have any powder, how can a woman be so black as me?" ”

To be honest, I don't think she's black, it's a healthy golden brown, as if the heroine of international blockbusters often deliberately smears herself like this, as if she has just fought with a female leopard, and she looks very surnamed.

I took her hand off in front of her face, looked her in the eye and said, "Aren't you a soldier?" You have to know that there is a sense of pride, how to say that - a cook who doesn't want to be a tailor is not a good driver. ”

Mulan was dumbfounded: "What do you mean?" ”

"Uh...... Skewered, a soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier. ”

"But I'm already a general, and I just want to be a woman now. Let's buy the powder first, shall we? It seems that Mulan is the least confident in her skin color.

I waved my hand and said, "It's outdated, let's start from scratch." "I saw that Mulan's hair had split ends due to years of lack of maintenance, so I decided to take her to do it first.

When I got into the car, I noticed that Mulan was clutching her stomach with a painful expression on her face, and I asked carefully, "You can't be the one who came, right?" ”

Hua Mulan frowned and said, "My stomach hurts, and I fell ill during the war." She covered her stomach with one hand, and slammed the car door with the other hand, so I drove the car in front of a pharmacy, helped her buy a bottle of medicine and a bag of hot soy milk, got into the car, stuffed it in her hand and said, "Take two tablets." ”

"What is this?"

"Medicine for the stomach."

Hua Mulan gave two pills with soy milk, and after a while, she really eased up, she wiped her sweat easily, looked at me gratefully, and said, "If only I had a brother like you." ”

I said in my heart that if you really have a brother like me, of course it's good, and you don't need to go to war.

When the car was on the road, I asked her, "What do you think of here?" ”

Hua Mulan was dizzy and said, "It's really better than we were back then, but the woman is a little less dressed - you see the woman, her thighs are exposed." ”

"Where?"

Mulan pointed to me, and a girl with a hip in a miniskirt walked past us. This is the first time I've seen other women with a woman, if it weren't for the sharp-eyed flower pioneer, I almost missed the opportunity to see the peerless stunner, I didn't expect to take Mulan to the street and have this benefit.

We looked at the woman's thighs together, and I said, "Didn't you watch it yesterday?" ”

Hua Mulan said: "I quarreled with Xiang Yu yesterday. ”

I hurriedly asked, "What do you think of Xiang Yu?" "Actually, I want Xiang Yu to accompany Mulan today, but one is that Xiang Yu did not show high enthusiasm, and the other is also in line with the attitude of being responsible for Mulan, can Xiang Yu still see the woman who was packaged?

Mulan's evaluation of Xiang Yu is only five words: "You can be a brother." ”

It's over, the second most invisible weapon to kill people after "You're a good person": "I've always treated you as a brother". It seems that there is no call between the two of them.

I found the best hairstyling studio in the city and pushed Mulan in front of the plainly dressed female designer: "You can pick up my sister according to the criteria for running for Miss World, and use whatever ion perm molecular perm should be used." ”

The female designer took a step forward and looked at Mulan, then stroked her hair with her hand, and said with a smile: "This young lady is suitable for big waves." ”

I said, "Isn't the big wave in the past fashionable?" ”

The designer smiled: "This is not popular in the past, it depends on personal temperament and conditions." ”

I waved my hand: "Then you can get it, anyway, if it doesn't look good, I won't give money." ”

The female designer smiled stiffly and gave me a blank look while I wasn't looking.

Mulan grabbed me and whispered, "Does it have to be hot, does it hurt?" As she spoke, she glanced at the customers sitting in a row with perms, and said suspiciously, "You see so many people are hurt." ”

I pressed her into a chair and said, "Don't worry, it's easier than wrapping your feet." ”

The female designer began to trim Mulan's hair, and I was assigned to read magazines in the rest seat, starting with the first page of star A falling in love with star B, and seeing that later star A and B fell in love with Lao Yan, the reason is that star A and star C fell in love at first sight when they went to the toilet - what about the same surname love here? Look at Mulan again, still trim her hair, I was bored and yawned, so I had to pick up the second issue of this magazine, in this issue, star A and star C turned against each other, star A then announced to the public that his lover was still old and finally tied the knot with star B, and after the two finally achieved a positive result, Mulan was finally stuffed under a certain machine.

There were two fashionable female white-collar workers dressed up next to me, probably waiting for someone or something, since they saw Mulan come in, the two of them have been staring, whispering a few words from time to time, and gesturing to their delicate face.

Mulan was already sensitive to her skin color, and when she saw someone muttering on the side, she suddenly became very embarrassed, our heroine is fearless on the battlefield, but which woman doesn't love beauty? The general, who has restored his daughter's makeup, is still afraid of people making irresponsible comments about his appearance.

I was quite unhappy and was about to step forward to find trouble, but these two female white-collar workers suddenly stood up and trotted in front of Mulan, and one of them asked timidly: "Miss, how can I tan my skin like yours?" The other held his hand in front of his heart, as if he was obsessed.

Mulan was stunned for a moment, and only after realizing that the other party was deliberately sarcastic said in a daze: "Why are you sunned like this, it looks good?" ”

The two white-collar workers looked fascinated, and said in unison: "Of course, it's so beautiful!" One of them also said, "We have also done sunbathing, but the color of the sun is not right." The other immediately said, "Well, it's like poisoning." ”

Mulan cried and laughed and said, "Isn't it good to be white and pure like you?" ”

"What's good? Looking sick and crooked, no one cares if you sit in a bar without a miniskirt, which is like your sister, you look so familiar and mature at first glance. Another Suo surnamed grabbed Hua Mulan and snorted, "Sister, just tell us, we will never spread the word." ”

Do you know your last name? Ripe? It turns out that the main color is no longer white? No wonder the female designer despises me.

I coughed and stood up, "Do you want to be like that?" The two little white-collar workers immediately focused their eyes on me, and I said slowly, "It mainly depends on your father......"

One of them immediately misunderstood what I meant, covered his mouth and said in surprise: "It turns out that my sister is a mixed-race child, no wonder she is so beautiful." The two of them immediately showed endless loss, and then reluctantly left.

Mulan looked at me and shrugged her shoulders, as if she was helpless, but I found that she touched her face proudly while people were not paying attention, hey, woman.

Well, continue to read the magazine, the title of the third issue: Star A has seen all the vicissitudes of life in the world, and frankly said that it is better to have a dog than to fall in love...... Damn, this surname orientation has been extended to different species.

When a brand-new Mulan stood in front of me, it was still one word: handsome!

The big waves are flying and unscrupulous, showing infinite publicity, but with Mulan's clear eyes and delicate surname, as the little white-collar said: knowing the surname, mature, this is a kind of feminine handsomeness, almost so that men can have a sense of support, which probably has something to do with the fact that she has led soldiers.

Mulan's femininity has come out, but there is still something missing, that is, her clothes are a little too casual, as if she has just returned from the geological team, this is not good, even if she is a beautiful woman, if she can't wear clothes, she is also a bad woman.

But this matter is more embarrassing, do you want me to take Mulan to the underwear mall? We are young people in the new era, I swear that I will never have any rotten thoughts, and I will never feel uncomfortable with a bun or even a place where I am, and I can give advice in a timely manner, but the biggest question I am facing now is: Do I have to teach her how to dress?

Miss shopping guide can help a little, but you can't try on it at the end and push people to help, now there are so many people with abnormal surname orientation - just like star A, what if the shopping guide misunderstands?

When I got out of the hairdresser, I began to wipe my sweat, and Mulan asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"It's okay, let's rest first, and then go shopping when it's cool." I'll have to use this time to think about it.

I took her into a high-end café, Hua mm is now temperamentally like a gold collar, dressed like a blue collar, I will first let her get familiar with the life of a white-collar worker, so as to adapt to the new identity in the future, we rarely come to this kind of place before, and now it is considered a rich man, so let's luxury him.

A waitress dressed as a flight attendant except for a hat handed me a thick menu - in this may not be called a menu, but a catalog? Well, handing me the catalog, I waved my hand so as not to show my timidity, and pretended to be very clear and said, "Don't look at it, bring me a cup of Kachbuno first." "I've always listened to what Bu Nuo, let's try it today.

The young lady still smiled, and said slowly: "Sir, are you talking about cappino?" ”

(To be continued)