Chapter 17: Opening Reception
The sun was about to set in the west, the white military car was parked on the side of the road, Wu Ming, who was wearing a straight military uniform, jumped out of the car, walked quickly to a flower shop, and after walking to the door, he snapped his fingers coolly.
"Boss, a wreath."
"Do you want to stick a couplet?"
"Bang Lian?" Wu Ming tilted his head and said hesitantly: "People are open, they should post a congratulatory couplet, right?" It's not very good, right? ”
"Open?" The female boss shook her head and smiled: "The opening should be a flower basket, right?" ”
"Yes, yes, flower baskets, flower baskets......" Wu Ming scratched his head and smiled, and said, "Try to help me make it a little more festive, the more festive the better." ”
Soon after, Wu Ming happily returned to the car with two red flower baskets, the two large flower baskets were not variegated at all, all red roses without leaves, it was really festive.
Green KTV leisure bar, located in Xicheng District, Beijing, held an opening ceremony today, the brother-in-law of the antique holds a 'little' shares of this bar, the military can not do business, but can hold shares, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang should be invited by antiques to participate in the opening reception.
Wu Ming's unique flower basket has a feeling of standing out from the crowd, but it is undoubtedly the highest price among all the flower baskets on the scene, antiques greeted from the door of the bar, and people arrived first before they arrived: "Just come here, why are you doing all these broken things?" ”
"Your brother-in-law's bar is open, why don't we come empty-handed?"
The antique coughed lightly and said, "This is not my brother-in-law's bar. ”
"Your brother-in-law's friend's bar is okay, right?" Wu Ming arched his hand and said, "Congratulations anyway." ”
"Let's go in first!"
A person in military uniform at the door saw Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang getting down from the Yanlong No. 1 military vehicle, and the owner who came from a small family personally greeted him out, and suddenly had an idea in his heart, Yanlong's Commander Xu has no heirs, what is the origin of these two young officers? Could it be his old man's godson?
The more I think about it, the more I think it's possible, many people with eyesight have already greeted them with smiling faces, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang entered the bar surrounded by everyone, there are bar counters, booths, stages, and a lot of shiny steel pipes in the hall on the first floor, but unfortunately there are no beauties on the steel pipes.
There are already a lot of people sitting in the hall booth, ninety percent of them are wearing green clothes and cuckolds, looking at the green, suddenly, Wu Ming found a little red in the green bushes, wearing white luxurious fur on the upper body, and a red miniskirt on the lower body, this is a woman I know, Li Xianglan, the little female soldier of the dragon's teeth.
I don't know who she came with, at this time she was like a little white rabbit lost in the forest, holding a glass of wine, sitting alone on the high chair at the bar and looking around, Wu Ming left a group of animals and whistled to the bar.
"Hey! Belle. ”
Li Xianglan was a little surprised, and her mouth opened slightly: "Instructor Wu." ”
Wu Ming waved his hand and said, "It's too obvious to call the instructor, just call me an official." ”
"Official?"
"Good!" Wu Ming praised and said, "You are so beautiful in a different dress, I almost don't recognize you." ”
Li Xianglan had a dark face and said stiffly: "Thank you!" ”
Wu Ming blinked, smiled and teased: "Your skirt is red like a national flag, do you want my brother to borrow a stick to plant the national flag for you?" ”
Not to be outdone, Li Xianglan glanced at Wu Ming's mouse, and sneered: "Can chopsticks hold up the national flag?" ”
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At this moment, there was a sound of cattle coaxing at the door of the hall, Wu Ming turned his head and looked, and immediately knew why the cattle were coaxing, because it was a big beauty, wearing a tight military uniform, wearing a beret, and the heroic beauty was Tang Yuyan.
Wu Ming didn't feel too surprised by Tang Yuyan's appearance, looking at the green all around, today's guest ** is all red, as a beauty in this circle, how could such a wine party not invite her?
Where do you not meet in life, and it hurts to meet each other.
Finding Tang Yuyan coming over, Wu Ming sighed, since he knew what she was thinking in his heart, and knew that she didn't plan to take responsibility for herself because she was looked at, Wu Ming began to choose to alienate her, after all, stealing a friend's wife is not a glorious thing.
Of course, if the object is Fang Huaming's wife, come one, steal one, come two, steal a pair, but today is a temporary holiday, Wu Ming left Li Xianglan and greeted Tang Yuyan, since they met by chance, you can't pretend not to know, right?
As soon as Wu Ming left on the front foot, three young officers on the back foot accosted Li Xianglan, one of them was a tall thin man with glasses and a master's demeanor.
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As soon as Wu Ming had a glass of milk, something happened in the bar, Fang Huaming came down from the box upstairs, and found that the animal was pestering his female companion Li Xianglan, and immediately stepped forward to declare territorial sovereignty, and then the two sides quarreled.
Fang Huaming, who drank a little wine, was very excited, and after arguing a few words, he suddenly swung a punch, directly hitting the thin and tall glasses, and the two sides then scuffled, everyone is a soldier, who can't do fist and foot kung fu?
He is strong, he is strong, the breeze blows on the hills, he is horizontal, the bright moon shines on the river, no matter what happens, it's none of my business, people are playing lively, Wu Ming is still drinking milk.
"Sangui! Shall we go up and help? ”
"Help? Don't use it, right? It's all three to one. ”
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Both sides have acquaintances, and soon someone went up to persuade people to fight, antiques and others also rushed to persuade each other, but the anger of both sides was still very big, clamoring to go out and fight alone, until Tang Yuyan went up to persuade the fight, the beauty was big, and the two sides finally died down.
Subsequently, Tang Yuyan was invited to follow Fang Huaming to the box, a group of cattle who did not know whether they were alive or dead surrounded Wu Ming, pulled him to play boxing and drinking, less than two hours, looking for Wu Ming's boxing animals to go to the toilet one by one, and all of them went and did not return.
The music in the hall was deafening, Tang Yuyan staggered out of the elevator, stumbled behind Wu Ming, and shouted, "Take me away." ”
Wu Ming turned around and stood up, supported Tang Yuyan, who couldn't stand steadily, and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Drunk? ”
Tang Yuyan, who was full of redness, said softly: "Don't ask, take me away." ”
"Are you coming by car?"
"Hmm!"
Wu Ming helped Tang Yuyan and said to Zhuge Dachang: "She seems to be drunk, I'll send her back first, you help me talk to the antiques, I'll go first." ”
Zhuge Dachang said with a slight hesitation: "Do you want to call Xiao Ruan?" ”
"Don't bother, I'll just send her back."
When Wu Ming helped Tang Yuyan to the door of the hall, the elevator door opened, Fang Huaming just saw the two leaving, he retracted the steps he was about to take, snorted lightly, and showed a trace of hideousness, and pressed the elevator upstairs again.
A delicate woman actually drove a Humvee, Wu Ming smiled and helped Tang Yuyan, who was the co-pilot, fasten his seat belt, and then started the car and drove into the lane.
"Hurry up."
"Aren't you afraid of throwing it up?"
Tang Yuyan said softly: "I wasn't drunk, I just drugged people." ”
"Drugged?" Wu Ming screamed, "Who drugged you?" ”
"I don't know."
Wu Ming turned his head to look at Tang Yuyan and said hurriedly, "Are we going to the hospital now?" ”
"No, you don't."
"How are you going to detoxify if you don't go to the hospital? Do you want to cheap me? ”
Tang Yuyan rolled his eyes, and said weakly: "You don't have to go to the hospital so troublesomely, just drink ice lemon juice to solve it." ”
Wu Ming asked curiously, "By the way, how do you know that someone has been drugged?" Do you get drugged all the time? ”
"I don't have the strength to scold you right now."
"What if it's just sick?"
"We have investigated and dealt with this kind of drug before, and we know the clinical reaction of this type of drug ......" Tang Yuyan replied angrily: "I feel very hot now." ”
Wu Ming asked, "It's hot down there?" ”
Tang Yuyan gritted his teeth and said, "It's hot all over my body." ”
"Oh!" After Wu Ming pulled a long tail note, he asked, "Do you feel impulsive when you see the strips now?" ”
"Yes!" Tang Yuyan's voice was a little louder, and he said angrily: "I want to grab the strip when I see it now, and then smack it your face." ”
After Wu Ming laughed dryly, his face turned pale, and he said seriously: "Okay, no kidding, do you remember who drank together just now?" ”
Tang Yuyan frowned and said, "There are too many people, a total of twenty or thirty people, I can't remember." ”
"And who do you remember?"
"There is a way to ...... Huaming"
Wu Ming patted the steering wheel and interrupted: "Others can be ruled out directly, this name smells of beasts as soon as you hear it, it must be his medicine." ”
"Did you have a holiday with him?"
Wu Ming began to splash dirty water: "No, I just think he is not right, you know?" He didn't even spare his own female soldiers. ”
"It seems that you did have a holiday, and he told me to watch out for you."
"It's really despicable, what kind of hero is it to say bad things about people behind his back."
Tang Yuyan sighed and said, "Don't talk about people, you are just half a catty." ”
Seeing that Tang Yuyan was sweating non-stop, the anxious Wu Ming sped up the car, and it only took half an hour for them to return to the Sun Community.
Wu Ming walked to the corridor with Tang Yuyan in his arms, and exclaimed: "Wow! Your problem is really serious, I feel like your pants are wet. ”
Tang Yuyan sneaked a touch between his legs and said angrily: "Bastard! Where is the wet? ”
"I'm just kidding you."
"I'll kill you, I'll kill you......"
After going upstairs and opening the door to enter the house, Wu Ming put Tang Yuyan on the sofa, then ran into the refrigerator in the kitchen and found the lemon, and soon squeezed out a large glass of lemon juice, and then watched Tang Yuyan drink it.
Turning on the TV, neither of them spoke, Tang Yuyan looked at Wu Ming quietly, his eyes were a little complicated, I don't know why, when he felt that he was drugged, why was the first person who came to mind be him?
After about twenty minutes, Tang Yuyan wiped his sweat with a tissue and whispered, "I still feel very hot, what should I do?" ”
"There's no way, it seems that I can only do it."
Tang Yuyan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and looked at Wu Ming's clothes buttons shyly, one, two, three......