Wu Ming took off his military uniform and threw it aside domineeringly, laughed twice, and walked to the sofa step by step, Tang Yuyan slowly moved to the corner of the sofa with his chest covered, his big watery eyes revealing a trace of fear.

"What do you want to do when you take off your clothes?"

"I want to help you get the poison out."

"Yikes!" Tang Yuyan covered his little face with a scream, and said angrily: "Why do you want to take off your pants?" ”

Wu Ming's hand to untie his belt stopped, and said with a dry smile: "Only by stripping naked can you detoxify, isn't it all played like this on TV?" ”

"Get out!" Tang Yuyan picked up a pillow and smashed it at Wu Ming, scolding: "I don't want you to help me detoxify." ”

After Wu Ming blocked the pillow, he coaxed as if inducing a child: "Be obedient, let me help you force the poison out of your body." ”

Tang Yuyan blurted out: "I think you want to force the poison into my body." ”

After finishing speaking, Tang Yuyan realized that his words were quite ambiguous, and it seemed to be a bit of a pun, and his little face immediately became hot, and when she was shy and stupid, Wu Ming leaned down and hugged her.

"Let go of me......" Tang Yuyan was weak and powerless to refuse, and shouted with a red face: "I don't want it, I don't want ......"

Wu Ming hugged Tang Yuyan and walked straight to the bathroom, hey! Isn't detoxification supposed to go back to the room in bed? The shy Tang Yuyan flashed his big eyes, do you want to love love in the bathroom? Thinking of this, she couldn't help but bite her jade finger, how could a girl be in the bathroom for the first time? Ooh! This man is too bad, isn't he?

Entering the bathroom, Wu Ming put the stunned Tang Yuyan into the bathtub, picked up the shower head, and sighed......

The icy water washed away Tang Yuyan's various shyness and reverie, she screamed, shivered, trembled, and said violently: "Bastard, do you want to freeze me to death?" ”

Wu Ming said slowly: "I'm helping you to force drugs." ”

Tang Yuyan couldn't help but be rude: "Force your sister!" ”

Wu Ming didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and took the lotus shower head to spray up and down with great interest, left and right, and had a lot of fun, Tang Yuyan wiped the water on his face, and said indignantly: "Are you spraying pesticides on fruit trees?" ”

Wu Ming almost laughed out loud, and said with relief: "Bear with it!" I'm really trying to get you the poison. ”

"Forced ...... What a poison! Tang Yuyan knocked his upper teeth and lower his teeth, and said angrily: "You are simply murdering." ”

"Are you encouraging me to rape and kill later?"

Tang Yuyan raised his slender eyebrows and said defiantly: "Do you have the guts?" ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's a pity that I'm not interested in underage girls. ”

"I'm not an underage girl."

"Your figure is."

"Bastard!"

It's snowing in the capital in November, whoever goes down to the river to swim can freeze their buttocks, and after taking a cold shower that freezes their hearts and lungs, Tang Yuyan shrank on the sofa wrapped in a blanket and shivered, like a kitten abandoned on a rainy day, looking pitiful.

Wu Ming took out a long cord plug and a hair dryer from the room, and asked with a smile, "It's not hot now, is it?" ”

Tang Yuyan sniffed, snorted, and said, "If you freeze me to death, are you responsible?" ”

Wu Ming joked: "How can it freeze?" Pork can stay in the refrigerator for several months. ”

"Am I pork?"

"Theoretically not, but when the lights are turned off, you're no different from pork."

“…………”

After connecting the power supply, Wu Ming picked up the hair dryer to help Tang Yuyan blow his hair, listening to the whining sound of the hair dryer, neither of them spoke, the atmosphere was calm and warm, Tang Yuyan's eyes showed a trace of laziness, and the ambiguous feeling of his head was so good, hey! What's going on underneath?

Tang Yuyan cried with a sad face, and said without tears: "I seem to be starting to have a fever again, what should I do?" ”

"Isn't it?" Wu Ming couldn't cry and laughed, and said, "Do you want to continue to take a cold shower?" ”

"I don't want it."

"To the hospital, then?"

"Don't go!" Tang Yuyan's tone was very resolute, and his expression immediately became a little resentful, and he said with a pun: "You should have another way, right?" ”

The corners of Wu Ming's mouth hooked, and he smiled lightly: "Are you seducing me?" ”

Tang Yuyan smiled back and said temptingly: "Will you take the bait?" ”

"Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not being able to see through, you all think that I put Lang in shape, unruly, but in fact, you are wrong......" Wu Ming showed his Qidou talent, his eyes became deeper and more blurry, and sighed: "I just realized the love between men and women too deeply, love is actually not spoken, but done." ”

"!" Tang Yuyan cut and muttered: "I really can't figure it out, I don't want you to be responsible, what are you afraid of?" ”

"Not responsible? Why didn't you say it earlier? Wu Ming picked up Tang Yuyan with a happy face, pretended to be sanctimonious, and continued: "Female donor, let's go back to the room, and let Poor Dao use his life's work to help you use your power to heal poison." ”

Tang Yuyan said angrily: "Thank you, wet life-saving grace." ”

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There is a slang saying in Europe, as long as a woman loses her underwear, she will be as timid as a deer, Tang Yuyan is spicy and bold on the surface, but everywhere is everywhere, it is impossible to become an old fritter, and after feeling that the underwear was taken off, she was so ashamed that her whole body was red.

Wu Ming lowered his head and kissed the tip of Tang Yuyan's nose, feeling that the little woman under him was stiff all over, and teased: "Yo! Our little feral cat seems to be shy? ”

Tang Yuyan didn't dare to look directly into Wu Ming's eyes, turned his head and said timidly: "Guan...... Is it OK to turn off the lights? ”

"If you turn off the lights, you'll be a piece of pork."

"Badass!"

"It's illegal to pour water into pork."

“…………”

"By the way, when did your great aunt leave?"

"It's been a week! Why do you ask this? ”

Wu Ming brushed away the hair on Tang Yuyan's face, and said softly: "Today is your dangerous period, do you have a set here?" ”

"Do you think I'll have it here?"

Wu Ming said nonchalantly: "Forget it if you don't have it, if I could win the lottery once, I would have been a father hundreds of times." ”

“…………”

In order to respect Tang Yuyan, Wu Ming still turned off the lights, all kinds of warmth, all kinds of lingering, all kinds of sweetness, everything in front was very beautiful, until Wu Ming drove straight into the city, blood activated Tang Yuyan's ferocity, all kinds of screams, all kinds of kicks, all kinds of scratches, so that Wu Ming tasted all the hardships.

Person...... Piece...... Eight...... Tang Yuyan completed the transformation, from a girl to a woman, the process was full of blood and tears, Wu Ming felt that he could publish a book, called "The First Night of a Bitter Man and a Tigress".

Early in the morning, Tang Yuyan opened her eyes and stretched out in the quilt, and the discomfort of her body reminded her that she had finally become a complete woman, and she had completely gotten rid of the word 'place'.

Finding that there was no one beside him, Tang Yuyan pouted and sat up holding the quilt, where is my beast-like knight? You won't run away, will you? Hearing the sound of running water in the bathroom, she frowned, revealing a shy expression, last night was really a crazy night.

Tang Yuyan pinched his neck, feeling that his whole body was sore, as if he had been run over by a road roller, and he didn't know what other people's first night was like? My first night seems to be too beastly, my knees are about to fall off, and what girl is the first time to be held in the air by a man and loved?

There are a lot of dried blood stains on the white sheets, which looks shocking, a bit like a murder scene, Tang Yuyan has no feeling for this at all, the most fearless woman in the world is a woman, and a woman who is afraid of blood may not live to be fifteen years old.

Wu Ming walked out of the bathroom in boxers, greeted Tang Yuyan's face, smiled awkwardly, and greeted: "Are you awake?" ”

Tang Yuyan hugged the quilt tightly, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Good morning." ”

No matter what happened, in short, the lonely man and widow who lived together in the same room had already had a skin-to-skin relationship, and the relationship had reached the most intimate point, although both of them wanted to pretend that nothing happened, but the embarrassment on their faces betrayed them.

Not knowing what to say, Wu Ming asked like a ghost, "Is it still painful for you down there?" ”

After Tang Yuyan was silent for a few seconds, he snorted with a red face and said, "I shed so much blood, do you say it hurts?" ”

Wu Ming scratched his head and said, "I was startled when I got up, your redness is indeed a bit exaggerated, and everyone has only a little bit." ”

Tang Yuyan's face turned cold, his eyes burst out with murderous aura, and he said in a deep voice: "You seem to have a lot of experience?" ”

Accidentally said that he leaked his mouth, Wu Ming was annoyed, covered his mouth and coughed lightly, and said with a dry smile: "Please don't get me wrong, I'm just elaborating on this issue from a scientific point of view, as we all know, young girls have a layer of ......"

"Say no more!" Tang Yuyan hurriedly interrupted and scolded: "You are really not ashamed. ”

"It's not early, aren't you going to take a shower?"

Tang Yuyan pouted, and said cutely: "People are so painful!" Will you take me along? ”

Wu Ming pursed his lips and said, "Go by yourself, you're all old, and you don't pretend to be cute." ”

For the first time in her life, Tang Yuyan was coquettish to a man other than her father, but she threw herself directly into the pit and touched a legendary pit stone, her face instantly became ugly, and she said angrily: "You villain, you hurt me, shouldn't you be responsible?" ”

"Don't keep saying that you are responsible, you said that you don't want me to be responsible, and ......" Wu Ming pointed to the scratches crisscrossing his body and the tooth marks on his shoulders, and said indignantly: "My pain will not be less than yours, and people who don't know still think that I am fighting with a tiger." ”

The two choked and quarreled, not noticing the sound of the door opening outside, the door of Tang Yuyan's room suddenly opened, and a middle-aged woman in a military uniform walked in the door, "Xiaoyu, why didn't you answer my phone in the morning?" When she pulled out the key, she looked up and exclaimed, "You ......."

Tang Yuyan's eyes widened, and his small mouth opened slightly: "Mom! ”

Hearing Tang Yuyan call Mom, Wu Ming wanted to call Mom!

The middle-aged woman had a look of disbelief, there was a man in shorts in her daughter's room, and the daughter was sitting on the bed, and she could see the smooth back from the side, and it was self-evident what was going on here.

"Get dressed and come out for me at once."

Boom! The door closed again, Wu Ming and Tang Yuyan glanced at each other, and they all showed a touch of bitterness, as if they had been caught raped in bed.