On the night of early autumn, a breeze blew, and the crotch of his pants felt cold, Wu Ming returned to the room from the balcony, with a sad look on his face, and the 'holiday' would be over in a few days, but he still had one thing on his mind that had not been resolved.

I've seen stupid, I've never seen such a stupid one, thinking back to what happened in the past few days, Wu Ming's anger didn't come to one place, he was almost angry to death by the four eyes with an IQ of one hundred and five and an emotional intelligence of two hundred and five, and he also deeply understood the sentence 'Destined to commit a lonely star, destined to masturbate for a lifetime'.

Yesterday, everyone went out to play together, Wu Ming finally bought the people in the park, and used the power outage to trap his eyes and fingers on a high-altitude climbing cable car, and the lonely man and widow hung in the air together, the girl will definitely lack a sense of feeling, if it is in a film and television drama, there must be a lot of Lang Man's things happening......

As a result, Four Eyes fully exerted his hacking skills, restored power within five minutes, and soon climbed to the top of the mountain smoothly, so angry that Wu Ming was so angry that he just wanted to kick Four Eyes off the top of the mountain.

At noon today, Wu Ming took out two tickets for the Hanguo Men's Heavenly Troupe Fan Club, and the four eyes and fingers went happily, but when they entered, the glow stick of the four eyes accidentally stabbed a woman's buttocks, and the two sides had a quarrel, and finally entered the police station in the jurisdiction......

Lang Fei two VIP tickets are counted, and Siyan is almost charged with 'trying to attack women with strips', after receiving the call from the fisherman, Wu Ming's face turned green with anger, and he had the heart to kill his relatives in righteousness.

Knock knock!

The knock on the door interrupted Wu Ming's thoughts, Bai Xiayuan walked into the room with a cup of hot tea, and looked at Wu Ming, who was distracted by her back against the head of the bed, she covered her mouth and chuckled: "Are you still angry about today's events?" ”

"Can you not be angry?" Wu Ming shook his head and scolded with a smile: "Thousands of miles of books are only for the wall, so why not make people three feet?" Isn't it okay to be open-minded? Quarreling over a trivial matter, and going into the police station in the jurisdiction, really makes people laugh off their teeth. ”

"Thousands of miles of books are only for the wall, so what's the point of making people three feet?" Bai Xiayuan muttered and repeated, praising it: "I seem to have heard this allusion, but I didn't expect you to say such a reasonable thing." ”

"Do you think I have grass in my belly?" Wu Ming immediately kicked his nose on his face, and said arrogantly: "Even if my brother's talent doesn't have eight buckets, at least there are seven buckets." ”

"Okay, don't be angry with our family's Qidoujun......" Bai Xiayuan smiled and brought the teacup to the low cabinet at the head of the bed, and said softly: "This is the fire-lowering herbal tea I prepared for you." ”

Wu Ming took a sip of tea, smacked his lips and said, "Actually, I'm not angry, I just hate iron and steel." ”

"I chatted with Suzhi for a while just now, but in fact, I don't blame Four-Eyes for today's incident......"

Wu Ming smiled faintly and interrupted: "I know! I know very well the four-eyed temperament, he is not the kind of person who will cause trouble, and it must be his fingers who quarrel with others. ”

Bai Xiayuan didn't argue, just smiled, and then said meaningfully: "I came here to tell you that emotional things just go naturally, and many things can't come reluctantly." ”

Wu Ming raised his eyebrows and said, "This is the meaning of fingers, right?" ”

Bai Xiayuan nodded, and said euphemistically: "Su Zhi's feelings for the Four Eyes are the same as for you, she treats you as relatives and brothers, in fact, she has always known the heart of the Four Eyes, but it's just ......"

"I see!" Wu Ming interrupted, sighed as he spoke, and continued: "Actually, I also guessed that they were often tired of being together when they were children, but then their fingers gradually alienated the four eyes, maybe she found out the four eyes at that time, right?" ”

Bai Xiayuan tapped Wu Ming's tightly knit brows with his fingers, and said playfully: "Don't be like a little old man, they are not children anymore, emotional matters will be handled by themselves, so you don't have to worry too much." ”

"I don't want to care about their feelings, but ......," Wu Ming said and sighed, "I'm worried that my fingers will like people who shouldn't be liked, so I will match her with Four Eyes." ”

"Are you talking about gophers?" Bai Xiayuan laughed and said: "Actually, you are too careful, Su Zhi just treats him as an elder brother, and he only treats Su Zhi as a younger sister." ”

"I was worried that the gopher would treat his finger as another person, but later I realized that my worry was unnecessary, although he has been currying favor with his finger for the past few days, but I can see from his eyes that he really just treats his finger as a sister and spoils ......" Wu Ming's face suddenly became serious, and he said in a deep voice: "I'm worried that the person my finger will like is Tianying." ”

Bai Xiayuan's eyes flickered, and he asked cautiously, "Is Sky Eagle bad?" ”

Wu Ming's brows furrowed even tighter, and he said astringently: "Sky Eagle has gone mad, he only has killing in his heart, and no matter which woman likes him, he will be hurt." ”

After being silent for a while, Bai Xiayuan suddenly snorted and said angrily: "Are you qualified to talk about people?" I think women who like you are more likely to get hurt! ”

"How did it get to me?"

"Of all the men I know, you're the worst."

"Dare to call me bad?" Wu Ming smiled, stretched out his hand and pulled Bai Xiayuan, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, into his arms, and said evilly: "Aren't you afraid that I will clean you up?" ”

Bai Xiayuan slapped Wu Ming's chest twice, and said angrily: "You dare! ”

The two of them hugged each other quietly, as if they were the only ones left in heaven and earth, listening to the insects outside the window, listening to the sound of the wind blowing the leaves, and no one spoke, for fear of destroying the tranquility.

After a long time, Bai Xiayuan said faintly: "Wu Mingjun? ”

"Huh?"

"I can't have a baby for you, will you blame me?"

"No, it's just a little regrettable, why ask this?"

"Thank you!" Bai Xiayuan exhaled, as if he had made up his mind, and said with difficulty: "Go and bring home the woman who can be your wife!" I will explain our relationship to her. ”

"What did you say?" Wu Ming was taken aback, grabbed Bai Xiayuan's shoulders and sat up, stared into her eyes, and said loudly, "What do you mean by this?" Are you leaving? ”

Bai Xiayuan shook his head and said softly: "No! I've figured it out in the past few days, as long as I can be with you, I'm willing to be the woman behind you, and I'll try my best so that your future wife won't find out about my existence. ”

"Why are you doing this?"

Bai Xiayuan gritted his teeth and said sadly: "Because I can't betray my family, I can't betray my oath, I can't marry you, so I can't occupy you, it's not fair to you." ”

Wu Ming was moved, and almost choked up: "You...... You're so stupid...... What are you asking me to say about you? ”

Why is he so excited? Does he want to never marry for the rest of my life? Bai Xiayuan's face was moved, and his heart began to beat wildly, what if this was really the case? Do you want to bear him an offspring?

"I'll bring them back tomorrow!"

I'll go! Bai Xiayuan's eyes rolled white, and the trace of emotion that had just been born in his heart instantly came to naught, sure enough, he was thinking too much, the world was as black as a crow, and the white one just fell into the ash and got up......

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and Wu Ming agrees more that in fact, behind every successful man, there is more than one woman.

The head office has not yet opened, there is a branch first, Wu Ming is naturally overjoyed, and holds Bai Xiayuan as a heart and liver baby tightly in his arms, Oriental women are really good, and they are definitely the first choice for the second wife necessary to create a harmonious family.

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The weather is sunny, the autumn is crisp, and the new day is a good day, suitable for weddings and funerals, stealing chickens and dogs, and murdering husbands.

"Where are you taking me?"

"Don't you like to steal vegetables? I'll take you to steal vegetables. ”

"What food to steal?"

"Just come with me."

Wu Ming pulled Yan Ruyu sneakily back to the door of his villa, pointed to a large garden of vegetables in the courtyard through the iron gate fence, and whispered: "Look! There's a lot of food in there, and we're going to go in and steal it? ”

"Stealing the real thing?" Yan Ruyu was frightened and exclaimed, "Are you crazy? ”

Didi pressed the password a few times, and the iron door automatically opened, Wu Ming laughed and said: "The password is actually six eights, and it can be correct." ”

"Let's go!" Yan Ruyu's face turned blue with fright, and she shouted: "If we let the security guards catch us, we will be unlucky." ”

Wu Ming quipped with a relaxed face: "If you are caught, you will be a prison duck together and eat prison meals together." ”

"you!" Yan Ruyu pursed her lips and snorted, "Miss Ben was just promoted to the manager of the dispatch room yesterday, and I don't want to eat with you in prison." ”

"Come on! Let's go in. ”

Just when the two of them were pulling and pulling at the gate, the doctor walked out of the house, Yan Ruyu jumped up in fright, screamed, and said, "Pig head, someone is out, run." ”

Wu Ming picked up Yan Ruyu and let her two little hooves kick in mid-air, just to prevent her from escaping, the doctor looked at the two of them with an inexplicable face, and shouted curiously: "White! What are you doing? ”

Yan Ruyu stopped struggling and asked stupidly, "You know each other?" ”

Wu Ming put down Yan Ruyu, bowed down and invited, "Welcome Miss Yan to the Humble House." ”

"This is your home?"

"The title deed is indeed my name."

"Badass!" Yan Ruyu kicked Wu Ming hard, and said angrily: "You dare to play with me, you almost scared you to death." ”

Wu Ming rubbed his calves and grinned: "Just a little joke, please!" ”

"How do you have the money to buy a house here?"

"The coal mine I invested in dug up diamonds and accidentally became an upstart."

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Entering the hall on the first floor, Wu Ming summoned everyone to formally introduce Yan Ruyu, seeing that the two of them were tightly clasped, everyone immediately understood, and sure enough, there was adultery, they greeted each other enthusiastically, only Bai Xiayuan's face was not very beautiful.

The altitude has risen, but her chest has collapsed, and the charming woman in front of her is obviously not the one she met last time, Bai Xiayuan quietly clenched her fists, she thought that what Wu Ming brought back would be cold, but she didn't expect that what she brought back was actually a strange woman.

This bastard who kills a thousand knives, how many women has he provoked?