Chapter 49: The Age of River Crabs 2.9375
PS: There's been no state lately.,The dialogue is written like a narration.,The story is not intense and there is no propulsion.,Let's bear with it first.,The high temperature is not good for the fat cat.。
"I've heard of celebrities looking for a fulcrum to lift the earth, but I've never seen someone like you who thinks of themselves as bowling."
Kangxi just used a forward roll to roll into the office, and he was coldly sarcastic like Cao Cao.
"After tossing for a lifetime, it is still my son who helped you usurp the Han Dynasty successfully. You're a ball, huh? As for the other balls, it's none of your business. ”
Cao Cao changed color when he boarded. His reputation as a "thief" is very detrimental to the development of this life, at least it is difficult to leave an impression of an important minister on the lords.
For Kangxi's provocation, he can't help but fight back, and the counterattack must be fierce, and it is best to fully show his determination to serve the lord, otherwise it will be difficult for his little Jiujiu to achieve.
So, Cao Cao shouted, took out the courage to kill Dong Zhuo with a "broken knife", and instigated an offensive.
It's a pity that he didn't succeed in attacking behind his back then, and now he is even less likely to have a chance of winning when he attacks head-on.
Sure enough, I saw Kangxi flash lightly, and Cao Cao's big fist deceived the target, and his body was still moving forward due to inertia. This gave Kangxi a chance to fight back.
Kangxi took the application lifted by Qianlong and ran into the office building after Qianlong was tripped and fell. Entering almost at the same time as him was Zhao Zhen, who stretched out his foot and tripped Qianlong. And Zhao Ji stayed there and held down Qianlong who had fallen down and beat him wildly.
When he was about to arrive at the office, Kangxi kicked on the calf of Zhao Zhen, who was slightly ahead. The latter screamed and fell to the ground with a heavy blow. That was the method he came up with after referring to the method of making stumbling under Zhao Zhen's feet, and it can be regarded as treating his body in the way of others.
In fact, this method can be used again, for example, Cao Cao is in front of Kangxi in front of him. As long as he stretches out his feet, the first traitor in the Three Kingdoms, he will fall on his stomach.
He didn't seem to have any scruples to stop him from doing so.
So, Zhao Zhen, who had just been put by Kangxi, saw his killer classic after entering the door, but this time he didn't use it.
"Oops!"
Cao Cao's scream, although it was not heartbreaking, was hoarse enough, so that Zhuge Liang could only say to himself happily: "Thanks to Zhang Fei's scream, otherwise it would be ......" He glanced at the office window worriedly, "I don't know if the tempered glass can hold up." ”
Whether the tempered glass holds up or shatters is the question. However, whether Cao Cao can hold it or not, this is no longer a problem, although he tripped and screamed, but in fact, he did not fall, but Kangxi kicked too hard, which made Cao Cao's calf pain unbearable.
But what is it? Cao Cao, who could cut his hair and cut off his beard in order to escape for his life, how could Cao Cao care about this pain. He is not the weak Zhao Zhen, who can be kicked in a moment, and he is not Qianlong who has no one in his eyes who will be attacked by sneak attack, he is Cao Mengde.
After hurriedly adjusting his steps twice, Cao Cao reflexively punched Kangxi, Kangxi waved his hand to block, but unexpectedly a big foot appeared under his crotch. Everyone only heard a muffled sound, and the founder of the prosperous Kangqian era fell to the ground.
Cao Cao was about to go up and make up for a few more punches, but he felt a light breeze blowing in front of him, and when he looked closely, it was Zhao Zhen who ran to the desk with the application form.
Zhuge Liang picked up the seal with his very cooperative hands and stamped it heavily on the application.
Zhao Zhen took a long breath, turned his head to look at Kangxi, who had kicked him just now, and said very proudly: "Haha, what are you liquidating." Or my big Song ......"
Before the words fell, Kangxi, who had fallen to the ground in pain just now, jumped up, kicked his feet, and rushed towards Zhao Zhen's position. …
Zhao Zhen was horrified, what did this guy want to do? Be civilized, be civilized!
The characteristic of the people of the Song Dynasty is that their thinking turns quickly, but they can't implement it. Just as their thriving military science is to poor defense forces.
Therefore, Zhao Zhen just thought in his heart, and did not move under his feet.
The end of being so stunned is that Zhao Zhen was slapped by Kangxi and slapped five meters away.
Kangxi didn't want to take revenge. After he saw Zhao Zhen hand over the application just now, there was only one thought left in his mind.
"I was less than five steps away from the big stamped table, and I couldn't rush over it without believing it."
When he thought like this, Zhao Zhen was smiling at him. So, his blood was ignited by ridicule, and a force came out of nowhere. With a kick of his feet, he jumped to the desk.
This kick was so fast that Cao Cao didn't have enough reaction time to stop him, and he didn't even have time to stretch out a leg to trip him like Kangxi did to himself.
For Kangxi, Cao Cao has become an existence that is not enough for him to waste his energy. All he had in front of him was the desk, and Zhuge Liang, who was struggling to hold the seal.
Hey, no, why is there another Zhao Zhen? This one needs to be cleaned up.
So everyone present saw the classic scene of Zhao Zhen being slapped by Kangxi five meters away.
After clearing Zhao Zhen's obstacle, Kangxi took the principal "Jade Seal" in Zhuge Liang's hand. Although it is heavier, it may be more than a little, but Kangxi, who has already secreted the hormone adrenaline, still easily got the little thing of stamping.
"It's really domineering."
Zhuge Liang was joking while struggling to get the seal back.
Kangxi moved his wrist and said with a smile: "Of course, isn't it just a small seal?" What's the big deal. ”
Although he said this, the sore pain in his hands and neck told him that if he was given another chance, he might not be able to pick up the seal cleanly and seal it.
What the hell is that thing made of, a broken thing that's not much bigger than a slap, and it's so heavy.
Zhuge Liang wouldn't tell him what kind of manganese alloy it was made of. In fact, even if he wanted to tell him, it would be difficult, because he really didn't remember the lengthy material name written on the plan.
Seeing that Zhuge Liang did not doubt his strength, Kangxi swaggered away after dropping a contemptuous look.
Zhuge Liang didn't bother to care about him, and after letting Guan Yu and Cao Cao send Zhao Zhen and Zhu Youxiao back to the dormitory, he sat back in his chair and waited for the next wave of applications to arrive.
However, something disappointed him. After Cao Cao and the others left, there was no one who came to him with an application.
Zhuge Liang had to be a little helpless while enjoying the afterglow of the sunset, while holding the "Principal Jade Seal" as a dumbbell to exercise his biceps, while waiting for the time for the cafeteria to open.
Soon he had enough reason to convince himself to leave the job and go to the cafeteria to fill his tank with little fuel.