2 God is foolish, and he hits by mistake

Anyway, I ran home naked and never dared to go near the park again, and I really hated that boy at that time. "Ya, you're good!" After you cheated people out of their money, you knocked me down, and I still believe in you so much, raise money for you, and hold grievances for you, this is how you repay me? Throw me there alone, and if it weren't for the old runner, maybe Lao Wang, the meat seller, would be wasted. It's a pity that I have a shirt. ”

I also know the next story from a book published by the boss himself, so I will tell you one by one.

The public security in the small city is relatively chaotic, of course, it does not refer to killing people and setting fires, this is better in small cities, there are fewer people, and there is no such thing as chasing people on the street in the underworld. When I say bad public security, I mean that this small city has fortune tellers, rings, turntables and money, and many cheats. It cannot be denied that small cities are inferior to big cities.

Here's the thing, on the road of Yunmengdi, there are a lot of fortune tellers, one by one carrying small bags, spreading a red cloth on the ground, and drawing a gossip map with a brush, this is the guy they eat, Zhang Laohan is one of them.

Zhang Laohan is over the age of six, his hair has not completely turned white, this day he still came to tell fortunes with his small bag, it is said that he calculated it is really accurate, there is a Boss Shen, who is also a celebrity here, is engaged in real estate, has a lot of land under his hands, our city is re-planned, it can be said that he is really rich.

I don't know how he knew Zhang Laohan, he was stunned to find Zhang Laohan, but at that time, Zhang Laohan was not as beautiful as he is today, he was a charlatan at that time, although he was still now, but he didn't have the courage he has now. When Boss Shen found him, he was in a hurry, he didn't know how to tell fortunes, this old man was born to fool people, and he only spoke half a sentence. So people gave him a nickname, called Zhang Banxian.

"Demi-Immortal Master, save me. Show me the way. After I'm rich now, I'm restless, hiding from my baff, and finding another room, and now the little three don't know how, it seems that I'm restless to be a little three, so I'm noisy and let me turn positive, this my bad chaff is a shrew, if she knows that I'm actually looking for a little wife outside, then she won't tear me alive. I want you to help me calculate it now......" Boss Shen was interrupted by Old Man Zhang before he finished speaking, and he had already understood. This Boss Shen is either here to ask when her wife will die, or to ask if he can be with Xiao San, sweeping the world. It's easy to do, just pick up a hammer and knock it down. In fact, there is not much of a problem, no matter whether his wife dies or not, he will be with Xiao San in the future. That's what this guy is about.

Men are animals that take down half of their bodies to think. It is absolutely impossible for him not to go to the mistress, so this matter will definitely be known by his wife, and the consequences of knowing it are: 1. Divorce him. Second, run away from the junior. No matter what the result is, it is not what Boss Shen wants to see.

If it is the first outcome: he divorces his wife, his wife will inevitably get half of his property, and it is not clear how much this half is, but it is a lot anyway. Of course, Boss Shen will not agree, this is all his own money, how can he give half to his wife? People are selfish, and no fool will give you half of your fortune for nothing.

If it's the second outcome: then it's sad, didn't he say that his wife was fierce? Then he will definitely suffer serious domestic violence, and besides, he is used to the sweetness of Xiao San, how can he endure his own chaff anymore. So the second outcome will eventually evolve into the first outcome, no matter which direction it develops, he will divorce his wife, so he will only count when his wife will die.

Therefore, as the old saying goes: "Husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes." "This is not yet a time when the catastrophe is coming, just for a small profit, he is looking forward to when his wife will die. Although this benefit may not be small, how can this money be compared to human life? So that's the selfishness of people. Oops! That's a lot to say.

Old man Zhang intercepted Boss Shen's words in the middle of the middle and said, "Sir, don't say, if I don't even know your intentions, then how can I be embarrassed to be called a half-immortal?" Then the old man Zhang pretended to stretch out his right hand and pinched his fingers, his eyes were closed, and his mouth kept whimpering and saying a lot of things that others couldn't understand.

Seeing that Boss Shen hadn't paid attention to Old Man Zhang for a long time, and he was still reading words in his mouth, he was really anxious, and urged Old Man Zhang and said, "Half Immortal, are you okay?" ”

Old man Zhang waved his hand at him, meaning not to disturb him. Then continued to mumble. After a long time, Old Man Zhang estimated that Boss Shen couldn't wait, and suddenly slapped the table and opened his eyes suddenly, "Unscrupulous world." This movement scared Boss Shen half to death.

Old man Zhang saw that he had already frightened Boss Shen, "Boss Shen, you are here today for the sake of life and death." ”

When Boss Shen heard this, he suddenly became clever, "Immortals, you know everything." Yes, I'm here today to ask you when I'm going to die. You know, we rich people are just afraid of death. ”

"Bold, you still dare to talk nonsense in front of me Zhang Banxian?" Old man Zhang glared at Boss Shen with two bull's eyes, although Old Man Zhang looked like a fairy, but when he suddenly glared at him, it was like a demon in hell.

Boss Shen originally had a ghost in his heart, he was not telling his fortune at all, this person was in the prime of life, how could he seek life and death for himself, and he leaked the purpose of his coming at the beginning, this scare is still true. "Immortals spare their lives, I just want to try the immortal skills of immortals and have no other meaning, for me it is my dregs that comes here, and I ask the immortal master to forgive me."

"Hmph." Old man Zhang snorted lightly, "I'll just say it, Taishang Laojun still dares to lie to me." I'm not a fairy, as you know, I'm just a half-immortal, not an immortal, how can I know her life and death if people don't come, you go, I won't count. But I'm giving you a message: if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself. Hello do it yourself. After speaking, he didn't care about Boss Shen who was kneeling on the ground. As soon as his eyes are closed, he lies on the fairy chair, which is two words: send-off.

Boss Shen saw that Daxian didn't care about him, and he now had a ghost in his heart, and he was thinking about the sentence that Old Man Zhang left for him.

"Did he know, didn't he say that he was a half-immortal, and he wouldn't count if he didn't see people? How did he know I was going to conspire with Xiaohong to kill that shrew? This great immortal will not report jǐng if he knows it. "Boss Shen was there alone, thinking nonsense. I didn't dare to leave for a while, so I knelt on the ground.

In fact, where did Old Man Zhang know his plan, Old Man Zhang just heard Boss Shen himself say that he had a lot of net worth, so the old man guessed that he must have done a lot of bad things to be so rich, so the old man gave him a piece of advice and asked him to pay attention. But our Boss Shen is too timid, and I don't know how he won so much net worth: Yuhua City.

Old man Zhang had been lying on the chair, but he was a little tired after lying down for a long time, so he fell asleep like this. When he woke up thirsty, he wanted to get up and find a glass of water to drink, and got up from the chair and bumped into Boss Shen who was kneeling on the ground, and Boss Shen startled him. The old man shouted, "What's the matter?" ”

Boss Shen was stunned by this shout, "What's the matter, it must be the immortal master who asked me what the hell is going on." So he said to Old Man Zhang, "Immortal Master, you have to help me." ”

Old man Zhang saw that Boss Shen hadn't left yet, so he asked, "What's the matter, why haven't you left yet?" The tone of his voice seemed to be reproachful.

Boss Shen thought: "Immortal Master, if you say a word and leave a sentence, do I dare to leave?" If you leak the matter if I leave, I won't be dead, and plotting murder is not a small crime. Is it possible that my next generation will spend the rest of my life in prison? So when he saw Old Man Zhang asking him, he immediately replied: "Immortal Master, I already know that I am wrong, you don't care about the villain." Let me go. After speaking, he kowtowed to Old Man Zhang several times.

Old man Zhang was very thirsty now, and he wished that he would leave quickly, so he said, "Okay, see that you sincerely repent, and you are very good." Well, you have to do more good deeds in the future, so that you can do it yourself. After speaking, he waved his hand to Boss Shen.

Boss Shen heard the amnesty, got up from the ground tremblingly, and thanked him repeatedly. Then he left all the money on the old man's desk, and then ran away in a hurry. Old man Zhang waited for a while, and when he saw that Boss Shen was finally gone, he breathed a deep sigh of relief. I thought to myself: It's really tiring to fool a person, but this is really a bit 2. He got up from the fairy chair and walked to the table to pour some water to drink, and then he noticed a thick wad of money on the table.

Old man Zhang counted, huh! There are more than 10,000 of them. It's really rich. But it's too easy to earn, so I said 'If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself' and get 10,000 yuan. It seems that the old man was really born with a life of accumulating wealth.

After Boss Shen went back, the more he thought about it, the more scared he became, for fear that his affairs would be exposed by Old Man Zhang, he thought about it carefully, and thought that Old Man Zhang asked him to do more good deeds and accumulate virtues, he thought that this was a half-immortal who was reminding him, so he really became a great good person in the future, and did a lot of good things for the people, which is not to be mentioned later.