Chapter 202: Comparing Wine
Zhao Yun rode a horse called "Zhao Tongfu" and fought with Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao attacked intensively under the rage, the gun idea was like wind and rain, Zhao Yun sat on the horse, although he was easy to deal with him, but seeing that the other party was so old and was angry with himself like this, he couldn't help but feel worried, and he didn't know which sentence he said wrong.
In fact, Lao Zhao is mostly angry because his idol was insulted, these generals are rude, and it is common for them to say provocative words such as "I am your ancestor" when they play against the field, but the other party is a young man who actually claims that he is Zhao Yun, and Lao Zhao can't stand this.
There are two kinds of idols, one is that you still shout that you love him today, and tomorrow you will feel very stupid, and the other is the one that can affect you for a lifetime, this kind of idol is generally not too beautiful, and it may not be able to sing and act, but he can benefit you for life, he is the territory that you can never desecrate in your heart, Zhao Yun should be such an idol in Lao Zhao's heart, this can be heard from the tone he said about Zhao Yun, of course, there is only one ancestor named Zhao Tongfu who has no face, Our Xiao family pushes up and has an ancestor named Xiao Gouwa.
On the field, the two Zhao fight, although Lao Zhao's momentum is fierce, but he can't help Zhao Yun at all, gradually, everyone can see that the marksmanship of the two seems to be quite close, but Zhao Yun is natural, the black-faced little handsome guy sits on the horse Yue Zhiyuan stopped, the gun line is sometimes soft and sometimes resolute, the gun in his hand seems to be a lengthened arm, and then look at Lao Zhao, I have to admire the old man's physical strength is really good, a lot of age with a gun can still dance up and down with a stunned head, but he is busy working alone, and he can't get close to Zhao Yun's side, The old man was angry and anxious. Riding a horse and running all over the field, Zhao Yun and Zhao Tongfu cooperated tacitly, neither falling into the wind nor pressing step by step, looking at it from afar. The scene was very distinct: an old man with a white beard jumped up and down around a young junior. Yelling. On the contrary, the young man was as steady as Mount Tai. If this situation is reversed, it can be understood that the teacher is feeding the students, but at present, it can only be interpreted as being harassing others.
The people present didn't rub the sand in their eyes, and saw that if Zhao Yun hadn't taken into account the age of the opponent, Lao Zhao would have been unable to resist it, but Lao Zhao didn't know if it was a fan of the authorities or a stinky shameless, Zhao Yun was too lazy to take care of him, he happened to shoot the left and the right to pierce the end, and after more than ten minutes, he finally lost his physical strength, and began to take advantage of the opportunity of the second horse stirrup to breathe, but he didn't stop in this way, and stabbed more than 50 shots. The old man was out of breath with his saddle in his arms...
Zhao Yun said cautiously, "Senior, how about we tie this time?" ”
Lao Zhao was out of breath and said, "No... No, you can't just leave it at that... With 20 more moves, you're sure to lose. ”
Although Zhao Yun was kind, he was not hypocritical, and scratched his head and said: "Forgive the juniors for being blunt, the old general will fight with such speed and strength. Within 20 moves, it is still difficult for us to distinguish the winner from the loser. ”
Lao Zhao pressed his hand to his chest and said: "That's because the old man didn't use his housekeeping skills, little doll, you can take it." Saying that, urging the horse to go up again, the spear hit Zhao Yun's chest, Zhao Yun pulled "Zhao Tongfu", let go, and commented: "If this trick of carp jumping dragon gate predecessors can stab from the bottom to the top, the effect will be much better." ”
Lao Zhao thought for a while and said, "Well, it seems to be reasonable. Then look at this trick again. "Talking about spear sweeping. Zhao Yun pushed away the body of his gun and said: "This move to sweep thousands of armies has been around since ancient times, but according to the younger generation. When the gun is shot, the wrist plus a rotation force is much more. ”
Lao Zhao was puzzled: "Hey, my father told me the same thing at the beginning, but I never understood how to turn around..."
"That's it..."Zhao Yun put the gun in front of Lao Zhao's eyes and showed him in person: "The hand is like this when the gun is out, and it will be like this when you get to the other party..."
Because it was in slow motion, Lao Zhao was able to easily dodge, and Zhao Yun said, "How about you try it?" Lao Zhao followed his example and turned the gun out, Zhao Yun patiently accompanied him to test, Lao Zhao said happily: "It's really a lot better." Zhao Yun was also very pleased: "The old-timers are not slow to understand, and we originally relied on wrist strength to make guns." ”
Lao Zhao said eagerly: "Then you will see how this trick is changed." The leader's head was pinned to his heels, and more than 20,000 people in the military field of the school watched Zhao Yun instruct the old man in marksmanship, and the atmosphere was quite weird.
After nearly half an hour, Zhao Yun saw that it was not early, hugged his fists and said, "Senior, how about we have another day?" ”
Lao Zhao realized that this was still in the competition, and blushed and said: "The old man forgot the time, the young man's marksmanship is really good, as the saying goes, there must be my teacher in the threesome, from this point of view, the old man has been taught." "Is that a colloquialism?
Zhao Yundao: "The younger generation has also benefited a lot. "Isn't it, he's going to brush up on the basics.
Lao Zhao was already convinced by Zhao Yun at this time, he looked at the other party again, and said regretfully: "Good boy, it's a pity that he doesn't have virtue in his mouth, and the old man originally wanted to accept a closed disciple." With that, he snorted and went away.
I sighed: "I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shamelessness." ”
Lao Zhao returned to the Dianjiangtai, and found himself to go down the steps, and hugged his fist at Wu Sangui and said: "Your Majesty, the minister is fortunate not to be dishonored, and he still has some ability to find out that the young general." ”
Wu Sangui sighed and said, "The old general is hard. "Everyone understands in their hearts, even if he planted the noodles at home, the first two battles lost inexplicably, the third team lost a shameful defeat, and the result was not even tried out by others, and then sent people to fight I am afraid that it will not be good, and I have to fall into the notorious name of group beating, Wu Sangui pressed the corner of the table with his hand, leaned over to look at us, and his eyes were full of complexity.
Zhao Yun urged the horse back and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, do you think it's okay?" ”
I gave a thumbs up and said, "Well done." I looked at the podium and saw Wu Sangui looking at it burningly, and I shouted: "It's bad, the old traitor can't afford to lose, so he wants to kill us." I stretched out my hand at Zhao Yunyi and said anxiously, "Zilong, it's time to give me the military advisor's tips, right?" Zhao Yun leaned into his arms and said, "I'll bring it to you." ”
Over there, Wu Sangui suddenly said in a loud voice: "We have all seen the little general's marksmanship, so what is Xiao Zhuangshi's outstanding skills?" ”
I scolded, "Damn, it's Lao Tzu again... Zilong, hurry up. ”
"Found it." Zhao Yun put Zhuge Liang's sealed bag in my hand. I couldn't wait to open it and take a look, only to see four big words written on it: Compare wine with him!
… What does this mean, and what does it mean to compare wine with him? It's much harder than his first tip!
Zhao Yun also poked his head to look, and I spread the bag in front of his eyes and said, "What does this mean?" Zhao Yun was puzzled: "Could it be that the military advisor asked you to drink with him?" ”
I'm pinching this tip that no one can understand. In desperation, he had no choice but to shout: "Return to Your Majesty." Xiaoqiang has no other skills. The amount of alcohol is unparalleled in the world. ”
Unexpectedly, the old traitor was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then looked up to the sky and laughed, and said loudly: "Xiaoqiang, do you know my nickname?" ”
I was stunned: "I don't know." ”
Wu Sangui patted the table and laughed: "I was also known as the unparalleled in the world in terms of alcohol consumption back then, and I have never been defeated so far, but I didn't expect to meet my opponent today... Someone, bring wine! When his generals saw that the boss was finally happy, they all took the opportunity to pat their horses and smiled one by one: "Your Majesty, let's let the ministers wait." From this point, you can see what is called a sake bag and rice bag. To be honest, if you want to drink more than drinking, Zhao Yun and I may not be able to fight that General Wang or General Li, just look at that belly.
Wu Sangui waved his hand and smiled: "If you wait to step aside, I will personally compete with Xiaoqiang." The generals all laughed: "Yes, bring the wine quickly." "The atmosphere was very nice and loving, like I was going to a wedding feast.
Only now do I admire Zhuge Liang a little, let's Mr. Lu Xun said that this guy is wise and close to the demon, which is really worthy of his reputation. He can deduce all the personality of this person from my description of Wu Sangui in a few words... Wu Sangui is suspicious, but his personality is bold and he wants to save face, in order to eliminate his suspicions, let Zhao Yun win three games in a row, such a capable person gallops on the field and still makes contributions, of course, he will not do other people's internal responses, after three games. Although Wu Sangui loves talent, he loses his face. At this time, I needed to find a step to ease the scene, so I asked myself to be a good drinker. Wine is a thing, the amount is shallow, it is harmless, but it can quickly heat up the atmosphere, Wu Sangui just happened to be riding on a lame donkey, is there any reason to see such a big slope? Served!
Wu Sangui saw that I was still in a daze, and shouted: "Xiaoqiang, come quickly, are you cowardly?" His generals burst into laughter again. The wine hasn't been drunk yet, and everyone has already mingled.
In fact, Wu Sangui may not have been wary of us from the beginning, he can come out to greet us in person, is there a shortage of 500 people? This is related to a problem of public opinion propaganda, after all, it is a big gimmick for someone to take refuge in an unfavorable situation, Zhao Yun has won three games in a row, and the old traitor is naturally more sincere to accept it, and now there is less wine to resolve the estrangement. As for who wins and who loses this time, it has long been out of the old guy's consideration.
Of course, it's not in my mind... I walked up to the stage with a smile on my face, but I couldn't laugh anymore immediately: I saw hundreds of soldiers with a jar of wine in front of the stage, and the sea bowl that could pour a pound of wine at a time was discharged for more than a mile, and the wine was poured like a long dragon.
The old traitor has been with me for a year, but I know his amount, more than 60 degrees of liquor to drink 3 bottles of sesame seeds with chopsticks, I drink half a catty of 38 degrees of wine, I can drink 8 taels when I am happy, but I need to vomit twice...
It's going to be a real drink... It won't be finished, I have to stop the second bowl, and the old guy will still be suspicious of me.
I held a blue leaf in my hand, walked to the two rows of bowls in front of the stage, covered it with my sleeve and threw it into a bowl in front of my head, and then naturally brought it to Wu Sangui with both hands: "Your Majesty, please." "It's true that our poisoning technology is unparalleled in the world now.
Wu Sangui took it and said with a smile: "There is no size in the wine field, you can do it yourself." ”
I picked up another bowl, raised it high and said, "That Xiaoqiang is offended... Dry! ”
The two of us clinked glasses slightly, and at the same time raised their heads to drink, Wu Sangui's soldiers and the soldiers brought by Zhao Yun cheered, of course, I was just making a show, while pretending to drink while peeking at the old guy, Wu Sangui raised his neck and a bowl of wine was already in his stomach, and I was still pretending to take small sips, Wu Sangui lit up the empty bowl at everyone, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, you are still drinking so slowly." As soon as I was stunned, I heard the old traitor whisper to me amid the cheers of the mountain: "Why are you here, didn't you not let you come?" ”…