There was no accident this time, and the old guy recognized me at that time, because we had a gentleman's agreement earlier, saying that I would not come to him, so the first thing the old traitor said was to ask me why I would be here, and I took a small half bowl of wine and whispered: "Don't say anything else, I can't drink this bowl of wine." ”

Wu Sangui peeked around, pulled me and said, "Why do you have to finish drinking this and make a show, right?" ”

I said, "I don't care, if you want to watch the performance and not get drunk, you have to wait for the buns to give birth, I can't drink anyway." ”

The old man sighed and muttered, "I've cleaned up Li Zicheng, why are you still so useless." He grabbed my hand and pretended to be affectionate, "Let's go, let's compare in the house." ”

I looked at the pile of wine and said to the warriors below, "Drink it all." ”

Zhao Yun looked at me, and I made a gesture at him...

Wu Sangui asked in a low voice, "Who is the next generation?" ”

I smiled and said, "Your eldest brother of the ancestor of Old General Zhao." ”

Wu Sangui was shocked and said, "Zhao Yun? ”

I said, "Who else but him can make such a good gun?" ”

Wu Sangui said: "It seems that you have been pulling people towards you." ”

When we came to a room, Wu Sangui sat down on a chair and said, "Tell me, what's the matter with you, didn't you say that you wouldn't come to me?" He said this with a smile on his face.

I said, "If you don't want this to be for you, I'll help you." He Tiandou also has a kind of red earth..."

Wu Sangui shook his hand again and again: "Don't don't, don't be, you're here, and you'll return it to me?" "He Tiandou had seen it when he gave Kong Kong'er and Zhang Bing red leaves, and he knew that he would have to change back as soon as he ate them, although he didn't know if there were any side effects. But this thing is not brain or anything, not to mention whether it has any effect, other people's things can't eat dead people anyway, who dares to guarantee this thing?

Wu Sangui said again: "Something has gone wrong in the way of heaven? ”

I said, "Not yet." ”

Wu Sangui said: "Then why did you come to me?" ”

I said with a dark face: "I can't come to see you if it's okay?" ”

Wu Sangui said: "That's not it, it's just that I'm about to start a war with Kangxi." ”

I said, "That's what I'm here for." ”

Wu Sangui: "... You're still in trouble! ”

I smiled and said, "This time it's for your own good—do you think you can beat Kangxi?" ”

Wu Sangui sighed and said, "It's all now, of course I know that I can't beat it." ”

I said, "What about before you eat it, you think you can win?" ”

Wu Sangui blushed and said, "There was a gap before. But I was still able to try my luck before. ”

… I finally understood who Wu Sangui's generals learned from, and there is a leader who is so good at finding steps for himself, can his subordinates learn well?

I said, "Do you really think you can really win with a bunch of stinky shameless people?" "This old stinky shameless has brought a group of little stinky shameless... There are even older stinky shameless ones, who want to unify the whole country when they occupy Yunnan.

Wu Sangui said hesitantly: "Those guys are still unambiguous when they fight, but I also know that Kangxi's little rabbit cub is not easy to deal with, so it doesn't matter if Sanqi Twenty-one is called the emperor first." ”

I suddenly said, "You're going to die if you're addicted." "I suddenly found that the people in history who were anxious to become emperors were all unproductive guys, not to mention working down-to-earth, just thinking about the titles of those vain heads. When you go out to take a taxi, you are reluctant to scream, saying that it will be listed within the year?

Wu Sangui said helplessly: "Wasn't I forced?" What is there in my life that I have not been forced out of? ”

I waved my hand and said, "Needless to say, after you left, there was indeed an accident in the Heavenly Dao, and now there is a surplus population, and you are 50,000." ”

"What do you mean?"

I said, "That is to say, in the same period of history, the Qing Dynasty had 50,000 more people than before." ”

Wu Sangui said: "Then you go to Kangxi, I'm Da Zhou." ”

I glared at him and said, "It's because I killed 50,000 of you, and these people will have trouble after being read out by the Heavenly Dao, so you let them go with me." ”

Wu Sangui hurriedly said: "Then what should I do with the Great Zhou Dynasty?" ”

I said, "Don't be the emperor. Come with me too. ”

Wu Sangui said: "No, if you follow the idea table, I remember that it was more than a year before I fought against Kangxi and was defeated." ”

I heard him say this, and took out the idea table to look at it, and sure enough, Wu Sangui died of illness a year later, and the short-lived Great Zhou regime was completely declared a failure, and I wondered: "What's going on?" ”

Wu Sangui thought for a while and said: "Now it seems that there is a problem on Kangxi's side - he pushed back the plan of Pingyunnan by a year, and now we have started a full-scale fight from the last time." These 50,000 people must have died in that year. ”

I muttered, "Neither the idea list nor the population table can be violated, so let's-" I said, "you let these 50,000 people go to the Qin Dynasty with me first, and you stay in Yunnan for another year, if you're lucky, Kangxi will just come back from a vacation in Yucai, and we'll discuss it with our own people, and then let you get an autonomous region for ethnic minorities." But you're going to give up your independence. ”

Wu Sangui said: "Fighting a war is a dead man on two sides. Why did 50,000 people go out alone with me, and didn't I become the commander of the light pole when you took 50,000 people away? ”

I spread my hands: "Then you plan to let me talk to Kangxi?" Besides, don't you have a bunch of stinky shameless companions with you? By the way, you people can still earn foreign exchange for you, we are now in all dynasties, and Yucai coin is a common currency. ”

Wu Sangui was stunned for a moment before saying, "You are too good at tossing, the buns are not born yet?" ”

I took out my phone and glanced at the date and said, "It should be soon, what is the due date-"

As I was talking, my phone rang suddenly, startling me, I picked it up and listened, and a voice on the other side roared, "It's born!" Raw! I jumped up: "No. Already raw? ”

The man shouted, "The buns are going to be born!" ”

I wiped my sweat and said, "I haven't given birth to you yet, what are you shouting-I said about you?" ”

The man said, "I'm your brother Yu!" "It's really not in vain to be an ancestor, Baozi gave birth to a child, and he was in a hurry to be like this. The life next to him was noisy, and I could vaguely hear the voices of the fat man, the second fool, and the movements of many female maids coming in and out.

I said, "I'll go back right away." ”

Xiang Yu shouted: "Hurry up! ”

I said carefully, "How are the buns now?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "I'm scolding you." Sure enough, I heard a female voice scolding angrily: "Xiao Qiang." You, it's all because of you, the old lady is dying, oops, it hurts me to death! ”…

I was immediately relieved, hung up the phone, and Wu Sangui said, "Baozi is not in the hospital?" ”

I said, "In the Qin Dynasty." Third brother, you prepare for the 50,000 people first, I have to go back quickly. ”

Wu Sangui waved his hand and said, "Hurry up, you didn't drive?" ”

"I came on horseback."

"Then you come with me, and I'll find a good horse." Wu Sangui didn't care about the curious eyes of others, and personally led me to his stable, and took out an extraordinary big flower horse from it, and said: "This horse is really a horse that travels thousands of miles a day, and its name is the Invisible Rouge and Blue-eyed Beast..."

I said nonsense: "What's so trouble-little flower rabbit!" ”

Little Flower Rabbit looks at me. Although there is a lot of contempt, but finally did not spray me, it can be seen that this horse probably can't be compared with Xiang Yudi's little black rabbit and Guan Erge's little red rabbit...

I got on horseback and ran to the school military field, Zhao Yun was resting with the soldiers, I pulled the reins of the horse and said, "Zilong!" ”

Zhao Yun got up and said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, are you done?" ”

I nodded and said, "Brother Qiang has to go first." ”

Zhao Yundao: "What's wrong?" ”

I said, "Your sister-in-law, she's about to give birth." ”

Zhao Yun smiled: "Congratulations to Brother Xiaoqiang, then you can go quickly." ”

I said, "You and your brothers don't need to hurry. It's not too late to eat and drink enough to hit the road, and you can ride the 500 horses back to the Three Kingdoms. "Anyway, Liu Bei's soldiers rode Liu Bang's horses, which can be regarded as fat and water that did not flow into the fields of outsiders.

As a farewell to everyone, I quickly whipped up and ran to the place where I stopped, the little flower rabbit's temper was a little more docile than other big horses, but it was really not slow to run, and the speed was so fast in the calm road that the wind pierced the eardrums. In this way, I still twisted my body unsteadily, if I can't rush back before the child lands, Baozi will have to lead her Qin soldiers all over the world to hunt me down after the confinement, and to be honest, at this moment, which one is about to become a father who is not in a hurry? I remember the due date, but the dynasties went back and forth for a few days, and the jet lag confused me. Who knew she would be born today?

With the little flower rabbit. Finally, it was several times faster than when I came, and when I arrived in the Three Kingdoms, I casually threw the horse to a second brother's subordinates. turned around and got into the car, Zhuge Liang said: "Xiaoqiang, why are you going?" ”

As I started the car, I asked, "Strategist, do you know how to give birth to a child?" ”

I thought he was going to say "I understand a little", but who knew that Zhuge Liang shook his head and said: "I don't understand, I haven't been pregnant yet." ”

I started the car and waved at him: "Tell the second brother and they will say that I have something to do, and when my daughter-in-law gives birth, I will take her to see you and my sister-in-law." "I heard that Zhuge Liang's wife is not very easy to understand, but her intelligence is not inferior to Zhuge Liang, and if Baozi is really depressed after giving birth, you can talk to her.

Needless to say, it was all the way back, Xiao Mansion was already arranging lanterns in front of the door, seeing my arrival was naturally a congratulatory one, I got out of the car and ran into the yard to see, only to see the fat man, Liu Bang, Xiang Yu all with their hands behind their backs and cats sloping around there, the two fools squinted at the sky at an angle of 45 degrees, Yu Ji couldn't help but ask about the situation in the midwife's house with the support of Xiaohuan, in front of the house, more than a dozen mothers-in-law and maids took towels to shuttle back and forth, I asked casually: "How is it?" ”

When the bun in the room heard me speak, he immediately shouted, "Qiangzi, you dog thing—ouch, my stomach hurts!" "It's not born yet.

I craned my neck and said, "Hold on, it won't hurt after a while." Only then did he wipe his sweat, sat on the ground and took out a cigarette to swing at Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu shook his head, glanced at Yu Ji's upright stomach at the door, and said with a heavy heart: "Do you say that women are so painful to give birth?" ”

I laughed and said, "I don't know, I've heard that there are also those who pull in their pants while working." ”

Xiang Yu glanced at me, kicked me with his foot and said, "I said that Baozi gave birth in such a backward place, you don't seem to be worried at all?" You didn't expect the child to be born in the Qin Dynasty, right? "The mother's family is not happy.

I lit the cigarette and said lightly with a smoke ring: "I expected it." "I didn't say that this way has already smoked that little bit of fire, and besides, we have this realization - as the protagonist of a book, a daughter-in-law must be able to give birth smoothly in the delivery room in the 21st century, then it is called a ghost! Long before Baozi came to the Qin Dynasty, I knew that I didn't want to go back if I didn't give birth to a child this time!

Of course, the main reason why I'm not too worried is that listening to Baozi's shouting is full of strength, and it is estimated that there will be no bloody dystocia, and my mother said at the beginning, look at Baozi's buttocks, it will definitely be a smooth birth!