spat on the ground and said, "Bah, don't do it anymore to exploit Lao Tzu."

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said: "You hate me now, and there will be a time when you call it cheap in the future... Kangxi will come in a few days and get ready for the reception work. ”

I wondered, "Why not Nurhachi?" "Because from the perspective of 4, most of them are the founding monarchs of their country, although Li Shimin is not Taizu, but the foundation of the Tang Dynasty is basically worked hard by him, not to mention Genghis Khan, without this old man, there would be no Kublai Khan.

Liu Lao Liu said: "Haven't you noticed that I am trying to give you the best?" The national strength of the Kangxi period was much stronger. ”

"What are you selling in your old gourd?"

Liu Lao Liu said with a gloomy face: "You are becoming more and more lacking in the minimum respect for your superiors. ”

I said, "You're cheap, you have grown a lifetime without the word 'egg'." ”

Liu Laoliu said angrily: "I'm leaving!" ”

I dragged him and said, "Pay back!" You owe me thousands. ”

Liu Lao Liu suddenly showed a pitiful look, and said with a smile: "What can't we two say well?" It's a big deal, next time I'll give you two more emperors. ”

I shouted, "Shit! Lao Tzu is the least rare is the emperor! "The boss of the 4th at the table immediately looked at me with an unkind face...

Liu Laoliu begged: "Then let's do it, when Baozi gets pregnant, I will send you the four beauties." ”

I thought about it for a moment and said flatly: "No! ”

Let's count the four beauties, first of all, Mink Zen can't hook up, how to say that it is also the wife of the second fat last life. A friend's wife can't play; Wang Zhaojun, in a sense, is also a heroine who has contributed to national peace; Xi Shi, this is the worst, I heard that I finally ran away with Fan Li, the richest man at the time, can such a woman be honest with you if she doesn't have a famous car villa for you? Finally, Yang Yuhuan, separated from the aesthetics of fat as beauty in the Tang Dynasty, Yang MM has the smell of cumin in his armpits...

Liu Lao Liu probably used the mind-reading technique on me, and immediately changed his words: "Then I will send you Su Daji to praise Zhao Feiyan." That's all seductive goblins, hehe. ”

This time, I didn't even think about it, so I waved my hand and said, "Then you can go, you don't have to pay back the money." ”

Liu Laoliu: "..."

After the old liar left, I called Wang Yin and asked him to pick us up on the school bus. If you can't sit in a taxi, don't say it, this seems more formal, how can the emperor go out to hire a car?

I went back to my seat and chatted with His Majesty for a while, although they were all emperors. But they are basically self-made elites, and now they have changed the environment, so they don't take a stand, and they are all very talkative. Li Shimin is shrewd and generous, and he is a left-handed person (please refer to the official history for the original historical form, if there is one). Zhao Kuangyin was relatively silent. But often in one sentence. Through small talk, I learned that Lao Zhao was not actually from the grassroots. His father is a man in the army, and his power is not small, Genghis Khan is cheerful and bold, but he is not completely scheming, but he is like a big brother who can be relied on, only Zhu Yuanzhang is a little bit incompatible, his butt is twisted around on the chair, and he looks at me vigorously, I am concerned: "Why does Brother Eighty-Eight also have sores?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang swallowed: "That, let me ask, has my Ming Dynasty been maintained since then?" ”

It turned out that I was worried about this, several people here are generation after generation, although the other 3 know that their mountains and rivers are lost in the hands of their children and grandchildren, and their hearts are also solid, only Zhu Yuanzhang has just arrived, and when he saw that no one picked up his words, he thought that his Ming Dynasty was an iron cylinder evergreen. In fact, if it is not maintained, I won't look at it, there is no eunuch in it with the word "factory".

In order not to hurt Lao Zhu's heart, I said euphemistically: "In a few days, there will be a man named Kangxi, you can ask him about these things, but you have to learn from those three, don't be annoyed." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang's face changed, and finally sighed: "It seems that my Daming has not been saved, hey, why is there no 10,000-year foundation?" ”

Li Shimin said with a smile: "People call our emperor long live, and the people at this table add up to 40,000 years old, in fact, if you really have to live for so long, it may not be interesting." ”

I added, "Add me forty-nine thousand years old... I'm still the king of the Han Dynasty. ”

Then the 4 emperors (Genghis Khan barely counted one) began to sigh and sigh, saying how tired and worried about being an emperor, there was no difference between chatting with the four executives.

After a while, Wang Yin came in a car, I introduced him, Wang Yin only nodded to Genghis Khan, it seems that he is not interested in the emperor, it is no wonder, Fang La and their gang are all rebellious people in their last life, from this point of view, Wang Yin and Zhao Kuangyin are a bit too little.

In the car, Wang Yin said to me: "Brother Xiang Yuxiang went back to school in the middle of the night yesterday, then put down the car and rode away. ”

I hurriedly asked, "Did he say anything?" ”

"No, I borrowed some money from a few of us and left, saying that I left you a note in the car." Wang Yin said and gave me the car keys.

"He didn't say what to do?"

"Nope."

Xiang Yu didn't go home after sending Zhang Bing last night, what did he do on the rabbit?

Li Shimin patted me on the back from behind and said, "Is Xiang Yu the Xiang Yu of the Overlord of Western Chu?" ”

I said, "Yes, that's it." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang said with emotion: "So far, I think of Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong. At the beginning, I only said that the overlord of Chu was inevitably narrow-minded, why not make a comeback once he was defeated, but now this is not a wise move, life is short, it is a few decades of life, and it is empty in the end. "It is worthy of being a monk, Zhu Yuanzhang was reincarnated, and he was full of philosophical debate.

Li Shimin replied: "So far, I think of Xiang Yu, and I refuse to cross Jiangdong? Who wrote this, but a bit of a bit of a spirit. ”

Zhu Yuanzhang pointed at Zhao Kuangyin and said: "It seems that Lao Zhao and their people talk about the land, brother, I am really not good at poetry." ”

Wang Yin said while driving: "Li Qingzhao said, this person is still a woman, and there are two sentences in front of him. ”

Li Shimin said with great interest: "Oh, how do you write two other sentences?" ”

Wang Yin: "... Forgot. ”

Li Shimin looked at me inquiringly, and I scratched my head and said, "Isn't there a sentence 'the head has fallen off the bowl and has a big scar'?" Hey. disappointed the emperor, and the prime minister you sealed is not very good. ”

Li Shimin sighed and said, "When it's time for a while, you can find me a few books and I'll read them myself." ”

I said: "I don't know what the emperor wants to see, since the Tang Dynasty, the new books are not old and young, "Golden Vase Plum", "Meat Futon" and other things are very well written, and there is a book in which you are the second male lead... It's the character second only to the protagonist. ”

Li Shimin suddenly became curious: "Oh, which book is it?" ”

""Journey to the West", which talks about Tang monks learning scriptures, often mentions you in it. Isn't Tang Seng your imperial brother? ”

"This Tang Seng is..."Li Shimin wondered.

Wang Yin deserved to stay in school every day, and interjected: "It's Xuanzang." ”

Li Shimin suddenly said: "Hehe, it's that monk, when did he become my imperial brother?" ”

I can't delve into this. Because Wu Chengen's writing is different from ours, most of his writing is apocryphal.

When I arrived at the school, I couldn't get enough of this point, so I had to call the customers who could be found to the lecture hall for a small welcome party. These customers now have a meeting every Friday, and the newcomers have a welcome meeting when they come, and they have long been in cahoots with each other, and they have lost their earlier novelty. Every meeting is actually a good time for them to fart and chat.

But this time, after all, they were all VIP figures, which caused quite a stir in the venue, and I announced two rules. First. You can ask for an autograph and take a photo with your own dynasty or your favorite emperor. Second, those who were governed in a certain dynasty were not allowed to be angry with the founding emperor. This is mainly for the heroes to say the ground, the result is completely redundant, the bandits are now living a very fart situation, as one of the first customers to come, they fully understand the essence of life is to enjoy, one by one detached.

What I didn't expect was that the 300 soldiers were also very indifferent when they saw Zhao Kuangyin, I thought that even if they didn't bow down, they would at least have to look at the founding Taizu differently, but now it seems that they are really loyal to Yue Fei alone, this is not to say that Song Gaozong should be suspicious of Yue Fei, 300 loyal to Yue Fei is because Yue Fei is loyal to this country, this is not a means of leadership, it is a personality charm.

After the routine welcome ceremony, a group of artists gathered in front of Li Shimin, not to flatter, but to explain many artistic things from the perspective of the emperor of the early Tang Dynasty.

Although the heroes were born before Genghis Khan, they took advantage of the first place, knew that this was a hero on the grassland, and regardless of the suspicion of hatred of destroying the country, they dragged the old man to drink.

Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang were naturally not idle, they each found speculative chat friends, and it could be seen that the two of them were still a little uncomfortable with this environment, and they saw hundreds of people, but none of them kowtowed, but they heard that Qin Shi Huang dug his own tomb, and Liu Bang went to make a small deal with a fake seller, so the mentality was balanced.

Fortunately, Wu Sangui is not here, otherwise I don't know if he can deal with Zhu Yuanzhang, and Kangxi, who will come in a few days, will see the disadvantages of being a traitor, plus Li Zicheng, no one who has dealt with him can get along with him, and he seems to be worse than Qin Hui at this point.

I saw that there was nothing to do for the time being, and the specific life was naturally taken care of by Xiuxiu and the others, so I went to find my car as Wang Yin said, and I was very curious about what note Xiang Yu left for me.

When I opened the car door, I saw a folded note on the steering wheel, I opened it and saw only a few big words on it: I went to find Yu Ji, she is in my heart.

In an instant, I was like being doused with cold water, looking for Yu Ji, where to find it?

I suddenly remembered last night, He Tiandou was going to tell Xiang Yu the age of Yu Ji's reincarnation, but Xiang Yu stopped him, and said that he knew, I thought there was something mysterious in this, now that I think about it, he is simply afraid that He Tiandou will say it to extinguish his last glimmer of hope, and now he is riding a horse, I don't know where he is, and said that Yu Ji is in his heart, too poetic, this is going to commit suicide!

I also remembered that he hugged Zhang Bing, who was recognized, and his face showed a strange relief, that was because he didn't get along with Zhang Bing happily, and the conflict between reality and ideals made him very contradictory, when Zhang Bing was exposed, Yu Ji lived again, and became the perfect embodiment of his favorite and unwanted, and the heart of the overlord also lived.

Now, I can only hope that Xiang Yu, who ran away, just wants to go to relax in depression, maybe he will go back to his previous place to remember and come back, or maybe, I will never see the ancestor of this bun again...

I was extremely depressed, and then I found that there were several handprints on the windshield of my car, because one of the windshield wipers of my car was broken, so half of the windshield was full of mud.

I was so angry that I jumped to my feet and yelled, "Which unlucky kid did this?" ”

I was going crazy, but I heard a person behind me staring intently: "This is the mafia's doing, and pressing the black handprint on your car means that they are going to attack you." ”

I looked back and saw that it was Fei Sankou, and his words reminded me that the mafia seems to have such a habit, and I don't know if I learned it from Li Mochou.

I didn't bother to say more, I looked carefully at the handprints pressed on the car, and suddenly shouted angrily: "Damn, there are still six fingers in this mafia..."