After saying these few words, several people looked at each other, and they all showed a faint smile, these ancients have summed up the experience of dealing with each other, as long as they say that ambition is a dream, it can always cause them to laugh.

Liu Lao Liu pointed at me and said, "I haven't officially introduced it to you yet, this is Xiaoqiang, the master here, you can go directly to him if you need anything in the future." ”

Li Shimin said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang is very eloquent, what is his official position now?" ”

As for this, it's very difficult to answer, if it was in the Qin Dynasty, I would be the king of Qi and the king of Wei, and in the early Han Dynasty, I was the king side by side, but the person who could ask the question was Tang Taizong, I couldn't take the officials of the Qin and Han dynasties to fool the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, right? What's that called, the old man of the previous dynasty?

So I had to say stupidly, "I'm cloth, hey, cloth..."

Li Shimin was surprised: "No, I don't think you are under Fang Xuanling." ”

Liu Lao Liu twisted me: "Don't you thank the emperor soon?" ”

I asked with Li Shimin, "Thank you for what?" ”

Liu Lao Liu's six thieves said with a smile: "The emperor said that you are not under Fang Xuanling, that is, you have been sealed as prime minister, and you have no jokes, so I want to thank you." ”

Unexpectedly, this old liar also watched a lot of historical soap operas, in which the so-called famous ministers and prime ministers specially followed the emperor's ass to cause them to say the wrong thing, and then slammed their heads on the ground and shouted "Thank you" to achieve the role of knocking bricks and nails. Fortunately, I'm not the emperor, if the real monarch didn't joke, I always told the bun when I was intimate that night, whether it was cash or not?

Now that Liu Lao Liu has squeezed me into this, and the other party is the emperor, I can't help but give face, so I casually picked up a bowl of wine and touched it with Li Shimin and said, "Then thank you Lord Longen, I did you at will." ”

Several other emperors stared wide-eyed, and it was estimated that the brothers had never seen such a child's canonization ceremony.

Li Shimin also knew that this was just a joke, smiled slightly, picked up the bowl and took a sip. In this way, my identity has changed again, and I have become the prime minister of Tang Zhenguannian.

Liu Laoliu said: "Actually, Xiaoqiang is the principal of our Yucai Wenwu School. He is also a well-known figure. ”

"Headmaster?" Zhao Kuangyin wondered.

"Actually, it's a small private school, and then the state invested money to set up a big one, so it's a private school." I say.

Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly said: "That's the Guozi Prison, then aren't you a master?" ”

I drove lightly and said, "Then thank you again..."

Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and said: "This... Okay, then you can be my master. ”

At this point, a new villain was born, Taishi Xiao... Listen, the name alone reveals that there is no evil in selling women for glory. Although this master may not be the same as that master.

I peeked at the other two, Zhao Kuangyin sat upright, I have always heard that Song Taizu is also a hooligan, so it doesn't look like it. However, Zhu Yuanzhang occasionally dodged his eyes, and he had a bit of Liu Bangdi's charm.

Genghis Khan said with a smile: "It seems that there are greeting gifts, we Mongolians don't have so much red tape, and I don't know what official to seal you." In this way, Xiaoqiang, every bowl of wine you drink is equivalent to riding a horse for a day, and the grassland you have passed in this day. Including the people and the cattle and sheep inside, I will give you all as a territory. ”

Damn, fire! I heard that the descendants of Genghis Khan later conquered the land, and they could not complete it for a year on horseback. But I don't know how big the territory of Lao Tie Nahui is. But listening to his breath, he also carried one or two hundred bowls. If I change to beer, I can barely drink it back to two county-level cities, who can stand this liquor. Besides, it's just a joke, can you be serious?

So I took a symbolic drink, and Genghis Khan looked at me and said, "It's a pity, you missed a good opportunity, and if you are unlucky on this journey, you won't even see a person, but I'll write it down for you." ”

Later, I forgot to ask, how is this day calculated, because if you want a tendon to run a straight line and can't connect the circle, then you can only get one line segment, what do you say I want a line for, do you go to the grassland to collect tolls from the herdsmen?

This will all of us focus on Zhao Kuangyin, whether it is a joke or not, anyway, those people have given gifts, and they are all emperors, so there is no such thing as self-respecting identity here.

Zhao Kuangyin scratched his head and said, "They are all civil officials who have sealed you, right?" How about going to be a general with me? ”

I hurriedly said, "Okay, okay." ”

To be honest, I'm not interested in the prime minister or the master at all, and after graduating from high school, I am looking for a land person to be a teacher? The general is much easier to hear, although it can't be printed on a business card, but it is not a conversation when receiving customers from various dynasties in the future

But I saw Zhu Yuanzhang looking at the two of us and smiling evilly, Zhao Kuangyin said: "I will make you an Guogong, the governor of the world." As he spoke, he raised his glass and said, "Come, drink this glass of wine, and you will officially take office." "Everyone can see it, Zhao Kuangyin is a little perfunctory, although I don't understand anything, I also know that this is just a title, if you want to be the governor of the world, at least you have to be a marshal, right?

Why is my heart so unstable when I drink with Zhao Kuangyin? I looked at Zhu Yuanzhang, who was smiling evilly, and suddenly reacted: Isn't this a glass of wine to release military power?

It is said that Zhao Kuangyin was in troubled times and had heavy troops, and when he saw that the time was ripe, he launched a mutiny in Chenqiaoyi, of course, there is also a saying that this is Zhao Kuangyin's subordinates masterminded, and Zhao Kuangyin drunk and put on the imperial robe when he drank too much, anyway, I don't believe it... Where did the royal robe come from? In fact, Zhao Kuangyin muttered to himself like a symptom every day: whether to directly call the emperor or rebel first, this is a question...

After Zhao Kuangyin won the world, most of the founding heroes under his command were old partners in charge of military power, which made him uneasy, so he set up a table in the palace, during which Lao Zhao said to himself: "You are all my good brothers, if you rebel against me, do you say that I will kill you or not?" ”

The old subordinates were naturally shocked and said together: "Boss, how can we rebel? Zhao Kuangyin said: "Don't talk nonsense, brothers, don't you know how my emperor came?" "Everyone thought: yes, when our boss became the emperor, he naturally said the same thing to his boss... I was frightened for a while, and I didn't know what Zhao Kuangyin was going to do.

Zhao Kuangyin saw that everything that should be said was said, so he mentioned these people and said: "If you want me to say that you are all heroes, can I treat you badly?" As long as you don't bring troops, I will ensure that you and your children and grandchildren will have food to eat and a girl to eat. ”

The generals under him suddenly realized this, so this one stood up and said that he had a headache in the past few days, that one said that his nails hurt, and another said that his eyes could not hear the sound anymore, anyway, they were looking for excuses to resign from the military and change to civilian positions, Zhao nodded with satisfaction, and then picked up the wine glass and said what he had just said to me: "After drinking this glass of wine, you can take office immediately." "It is to release the military power for the famous cup of wine in history.

I covered the wine bowl and pretended to stumble: "Your Majesty, I really can't drink anymore." "I touched this bowl of wine with him, maybe something unpleasant came, could it be that I, An Guogong, had to return it after only a few minutes, although the mosquito is small, it is also meat, am I stupid? With this bowl of wine, I might as well go to Genghis Khan's for some land.

Blackmailing the 4th boss, I pulled Liu Lao Liu aside and said, "Hurry up, where is my salary?" "I don't really need it, but I'm curious about what's strange this time.

Liu Laoliu pointed to table 4 and whispered: "They are your salary for the past few months." ”

I was stunned for a long time, and then said, "Don't be kidding, take it out quickly." As he spoke, he groped back and forth in the pockets of Liu Laoliu's body.

Liu Lao Liu was so happy by my limbs that he dodged my harassment and said, "Don't make trouble, I'm not joking with you." ”

When I found out that Liu Laoliu's pocket didn't even contain such a small thing as biscuits and chewing gum, I couldn't help but say, "What did you say?" ”

Liu Lao Liu coaxed me and said, "It's Taishi and An Guogong again, what are you not satisfied with?" This is you, a very good minister. ”

Also, I really can't think of anyone in history who is better than me, a very human minister across the generation, a king and a prince, my daughter-in-law Baozi is still the king of Zheng and the great Sima of the Qin Dynasty. But does it work? Even if Yao Shun ran in front of me and fought for the Zen position for me, would I really be able to reap the benefits?

I pulled Liu Lao Liu and said: "Don't talk nonsense, the extremely human minister is above 10,000 people under one person, and now I don't see it above 10,000 people, I just reacted now, the good principal is suddenly under me under many people... If you don't give your salary, I'll throw you in a gay bar and let you get a taste of what it's like to be under a lot of people. ”

What makes me most angry is that I don't pay my salary, and I have to count my work as a reward, which is like a conductor, not to mention not paying my salary at the end of the month, and I have to pay for 30 days of car bearers!

Liu Lao Liu took my hand and shouted, "Sooner or later, you will understand my painstaking efforts." ”