I've always felt that I'm not a celestial official in charge of the axis of the human realm, but a bit like the legendary god of mold... Today's Xiaoqiang actually came step by step in a series of bad luck.

I'm not satisfied with anything on the fat man's side, I'll see you. The old one is also recounted, and he has become the king of Qi who leans towards the government and the opposition. 10,000 Guards in his hands. There is probably no more powerful person in the Seven Kingdoms than me. The only fly in the ointment is the side effects of the temptation grass, and now the palace is winning the fat man. It is inappropriate to say that it is already the end of the crossbow. I don't know when he's going to change his face all of a sudden.

But at this juncture, the damned second fool came, which means that if I wasn't here today, he would immediately enter the temple and present the picture, and then assassinate the fat man. Eventually killed.

If the fat man eats blue, everything is easy to say. We can send people away again for a long-term plan, but not now, the fat man is about to transform, and I see that he throws a distress signal at me, and his eyes are not so clear.

The Huangmen official knelt outside the hall and waited for the decree of the King of Qin, and I took one last look at the fat man, and said in a hurry: "The envoy has a long journey. Arrange a rest at the museum first. The king will see them another day. ”

Seeing that it was not the King of Qin who personally ordered it, the Huangmen official hesitated for a while, but still knelt there. I have real power in my hands. But after all, it's a newcomer. No one is willing to succumb to my "authority" yet.

Qin Shi Huang was stunned for a moment, and waved his hand at the Yellow Gate official to signal him to do so. His eyes were already full of doubt, as if he didn't know where he was. This last order must have been given by trying to restrain himself, and he looked at the drink bottle in his hand. Suddenly, he was stunned, and as soon as he let go of his hand, the bottle fell to the ground of the main hall. There was a dull sound of the plastic bottle colliding with the slate. Yellow orange juice was spilled all over the ground... He doesn't know what plastic is anymore.

I met everyone's curious gaze and said with a dry smile: "The king will have temporary discomfort after eating the fairy leaves. In a few days. "I didn't even bother to say hello, and walked out as I spoke, Qin Shi Huang didn't know me now. It's just that he's still in a daze, so why don't you take advantage of this opportunity to run?

A eunuch crawled on the ground and carefully picked up the plastic bottle. As I walked backwards, I said, "That's holy water, be careful and don't drink it." Otherwise, if the king wants to destroy your nine clans, I don't care. "The eunuch is a dignified. Hurriedly and carefully held the bottle and didn't dare to move.

The ministers shouted when they saw me. I didn't salute Qin Shi Huang when I left. The presumptuous and unbridled nature is really unique in ancient and modern times, and the eyes that look at me are different, some are afraid and some are flattering. There are also those who think that I have manipulated their king with some evil art, and there is a lot of resentment and disdain in their expressions, which is probably the reason why Qin Shi Huang handed over the guards to me. He understood that when he was sober, no matter how close we were like brothers, no matter how much he repeatedly ordered me not to hurt me. But I have undoubtedly become a political force to be reckoned with. If you want to win over my land, you will naturally hate my land. Whatever the reason, only with real strength can you protect yourself.

But there are also people who really believe that I am a cultivator... Because they have never seen plastic bottles, people in this era live very easily. Seeing that things can't be explained, just attribute it to the gods.

After I came out of the hall, I met Li Si, Lao Li walked leisurely at the gate of the main hall with his hands behind his back, and when he saw me coming, he said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang came out?"

As soon as I saw him like this, I knew that the temptation grass was working again, and said depressedly: "You think of me again?"

Li Si also wondered: "Yes." I was wondering what was going on. ”

I briefly told him about the temptation meadow, and said, "It's like this for a while." Now Brother Ying doesn't know me anymore. ”

Li Si sighed: "It's really a trouble. So be it. I'll send someone to you when he's back to normal. ”

I waved my hand and said, "When he remembers me, you forget about it, forget it, wait a few days for you to be more stable." ”

I asked the guards in the square, "What about the two envoys of the Yan Kingdom?"

The guards already knew that I had become their direct leader. Hurriedly saluted: "They have been arranged to go to the pavilion." ”

I nodded, got into the car and just wanted to start, Meng Yi suddenly leaned on my glass and said nervously: "Xiao Xian... The king..."

I knew he didn't know what to call me. According to the general understanding, in the eyes of everyone, I am a person who approaches the king by abducting and abducting people, and this kind of person can generally be called an "immortal", but I, a liar, have the official title of King Qi. But this title sounds a bit awkward and terrifying now, because Qin Shi Huang is only a prince and king now. It's like there can only be one emperor, but suddenly one day the emperor canonizes a second emperor, what should you call it? It's not like comrade. Anyone can call it, Comrade Zhang and Comrade Wang. Emperor Zhang, Emperor Wang, Emperor Huang, this is not like words.

I will only have time to take a good look at Meng Yi, a young general, about my age, with an ordinary appearance and a big nose. But he is tall and heroic. And he was brave and loyal, under his command. More than 2,000 years ago, the soldiers of the Qin State could see the behemoth of burning gasoline and did not flinch. This is commendable.

Now he's looking at me with a slightly embarrassed expression.

I said kindly: "You just call me Qiang..." I stopped in the middle of the sentence, and it seemed unrealistic for him to call me Qiangzi or Xiaoqiang. How dare the soldiers under this system call Shangguan by name? To go in an approachable style is a bit difficult for him. But he was obviously even more reluctant to call me King Xiao. In his heart, winning the fat man is his only king, I said casually. "You can call me Principal Xiao."

Meng Yi was puzzled: "Headmaster?"

"Oh, that's also a kind of title 0

Meng Yi cautiously glanced at my driveway: "Principal Xiao." I've got the best horses for you. We'll go back to Xiangguo now... Belch. Xiao Mansion. ”

I tried to start the car, and it gasped for breath and it actually landed! It seems that Liu Laoliudi's "kamikaze" is not useless.

This frightened Meng Yi and his soldiers again. But because there is a duty to be in the body. Meng Yi was scared and still clinging to the glass. I reassured him, "Don't be afraid. I'll just sit here and go with you. "It's not a problem to park the car in the yard of the fat man. Besides, it is easy to arouse his curiosity, and thus cause extraneous branches.

Meng Yi looked at me worriedly and said, "Is your mount safe?"

I drove around the square for a few moments, signaling to them that this thing was obedient. The soldiers stared at each other and whispered. I parked the car next to Meng Yi and said to him, "You can come up too, it's more comfortable than riding a horse." ”

Meng Yi shook his head like a rattle, and then suddenly said: "Although this thing looks fierce, it is the same as a horse, and it will walk away with an awl." ”

… There really is an emperor and a general, this is exactly the tone of Qin Shi Huang when he first saw me driving.

Meng Yi slowly got used to the strange things around me. Loudly ordered: "Destination Xiao Mansion." Ten squads open the way ahead. The others followed me to protect Principal Xiao. ”

Thereupon. These 10,000 people are protecting my mighty soldiers and sending them to the Xiao Mansion. I don't know if there is a more majestic honor guard in history than me, anyway, 10,000 people to open the way for a gold cup is estimated to be unique...

I waited for the Xiao Mansion to take a look. There are already countless underground people cleaning and arranging, and this place has been empty for a while after Lu Buwei was done, but after all, it belongs to one and two places. It is still a strict weather, and there are thousands of buildings. The Qin State has not yet had a particularly beautiful garden design. In the past, the Xiangguo Mansion was not as small as the imagined land, but it was just a high-rise house and a wide tile. At that time, the Qin State was located in a remote area, and it had always been regarded as a barbarian in the Seven Kingdoms. This is probably also the initial driving force behind the successive Qin kings' hard work.

After settling down, I gave the order and began the feast. Come to the Qin and Han dynasties, a drive is more than ten hours to drive, morning to now I ate a raw apple, the result of waiting for things to put up I was disappointed, in addition to the more complicated and good-looking utensils containing these things, it is actually monotonous meat, there are grilled and boiled, there are a few pots of broth, the color is not good-looking. Black and black, with my current identity and looking at this pomp, I should not eat as much as Qin Shi Huang, that is to say, as the king of a country, Qin Shi Huang eats these things every day. Nanlong complained to me as soon as we met, and it is more comfortable to spend 50 yuan to eat land in modern times.

After eating a few pieces of meat to fill my stomach, I brought Meng Yi over and asked, "Can you find the pavilion where the envoy of the Yan Kingdom stayed?"

"Yes, Principal Xiao asked what this is for

"I'm going to visit them." I have something in mind, and according to the original plan, I would rather have them come back in a week. That will be Qin Shi Huang's memory stabilized, and it is easy to say anything. But now that it has come, of course this last piece of temptation grass can't be blinded in vain, and it's actually because of this that I've been thinking about tea and food for half a day.

Meng Yi listened to me say this. Disdainfully: "Naturally, there is a special person in charge of receiving the messenger." Besides, meeting them in person as you is a bit of a big deal. ”

I can't figure out what my identity is, I can see that Meng Yi actually doesn't want me to interfere in the internal affairs of their Qin State, after all, Jing Ke's identity is quite sensitive. I hooked up with foreign envoys as soon as I arrived, and this could not but arouse Meng Yi's vigilance.

I glanced at Meng Yixin and said that if the movie is all true, you kid is not hooking up with the princess of the stick country. I really didn't expect that Qin Guo had such a number one as Meng Yi. couldn't help asking, "What does Meng Tian have to do with you?" When I went to school, there seemed to be such a person in the history class, who fought against the Huns.

Meng Yi said uncomfortably: "That's my brother." ”

I was surprised, "That's your brother?"

"Exactly."

I scratched my head. My history is really bad, it seems that Meng Yi is really a person. If his brother is Mengtian, this person will not be simple in the future. The problem is that the person sent to me by the fat man is not very easy. He was not willing to be at my disposal except to keep me safe. If you want to find a negotiator, the only person can only be Li Si. It suddenly occurred to me that Li Si still taught history in his last life. And he has been in the Qin State for many years, and I said to Meng Yi: "You sent someone to bring Li Si and Li Keqing to me, I just came." There are many things to ask him for. ”

Meng Yi was very happy to come back, and immediately sent someone to go, I said, "Also." Your 10,000 men are divided into shifts. Just leave a thousand and eight hundred. What are the words that surround the Xiao Mansion with three layers of land here?"

This Meng Yi is even more willing. By saying this, I mean that I have no intention of staging a coup d'état, but for the sake of insurance. He also sent a few patrols around the Xiao Mansion to protect me like an old Nazi who was hiding from the Jews.

After a while, Li Si came, and he bowed his head and followed one of the guards respectfully. Neither do they lift their eyes. Eighty percent of the sex has passed again, and after coming to my house, Li Si bowed down in a big way. I hurriedly picked him up and said, "You're welcome?"

Li Si lowered his hand and said: "The king has an order, see the king as if he saw the king, congratulations to Principal Xiao (this title should be the place where the guards told him), from ancient times to the present, Si has seen the grace of the top to the bottom, and there has never been a right person of the principal..."

I'm so depressed, once I transform, Li Si is a full politician, I waved my hand impatiently: "You go down first, and when you think about it, you come in and see me yourself." ”

Li Sicheng retreated in fear. As soon as I had a glass of water, he came in grinning and running in. I didn't say much and asked, "Have you eaten?" Didn't eat to give you hot spots. ”

Li Si waved his hand and said, "It's not troublesome." Just now, the king asked why there were so few guards today. He had completely forgotten about you. ”

I said, "The same is true of your virtue just now." ”

Li Si smiled bitterly: "This is really troublesome, what is the matter with me?"

I said, "You ate the temptation grass." Now it's half a congregation. I'm not going to hide anything from you. Brother Ying knew me because he had been with me for a year. As for why he came back to be Qin Shi Huang, we have limited time, and I will tell you later. I'm coming to you to tell you something else. Jing Ke, who just arrived, was the same as him. I also played with it for a year. The three of us are basically like brothers..."

Although he was still awake, Li Si couldn't help but shout: "Qin Shi Huang and Jing Ke are like brothers?"

“… I said that I would tell you slowly, and I came to you to discuss how to prevent Jing Ke from succeeding in assassinating Qin. You can listen to what I said before as background information. ”

Li Si craned his neck and said, "This is too chaotic!"

I sighed, "No way. Who would have let someone want to stir up trouble (are you talking about me?) Author's note). ”

Li Si sorted out his thoughts. After all, I have read countless people. immediately concluded: "In other words, history was originally developing well, but Qin Shi Huang and Jing Ke were suddenly drawn out to you." And then you turn them into friends and foes, now. History is back to normal. What you're going to do now is to remind them of that memory that was extracted?"

I nodded vigorously: "You're so talented!"

"But what's the benefit of you?"

"To put it mildly, in order not to let them kill each other. To put it more broadly, in order not to go against history. ”

Li Si was surprised: "Don't go against history? You mean that we can't even do such a small thing as changing history? So what's the point?"

I sweated and said, "Don't talk nonsense, what's wrong with not violating history, after all, you are still a prime minister except for the last one." Who is crying with Zhao Gao?"

Liston paused and said: "If you talk about this in the future, according to what you say, no matter from what point of view, Jing Ke's assassination of Qin will not succeed, let's talk about this first." I think it's going to get done. The two of us still have to make a good calculation with Qin Shi Huang, and it shouldn't be difficult for Jing Ke to eat the temptation grass with his support. Wait until they all remember each other. That's basically all it takes. ”