Chapter Ninety-Four: See Two Fools Again

Si's analysis is very correct, this matter must be considered in the long run, and it is best to meet to evaluate Li Si's suggestion: "Nonsense, am I not afraid that Brother Ying will suddenly turn his face?" ”

Li Si said: "I calculated, every time I wake up from memory, it takes about ten minutes to repeat, as long as I start to say it when I am just awake and then hold the time to leave, it is nothing more than a few more times, and I can still explain things clearly." ”

"The problem is that the Qin King Palace is not like an ordinary place, it is easy to enter and you can't get out."

Li Si pointed to the guards at the door: "Bring them, why did Qin Shi Huang give them to you?" ”

"It's better not to use them, it's easy to cause misunderstandings, and I need someone to report when Brother Ying is sober."

Li Si patted his chest and said: "This job is suitable for me, I am already a Shangqing now, and it is very convenient to enter and exit." ”

I said, "That's all there is to it." ”

I found Meng Yi and asked him to bring 500 into the palace with me, Meng Yi said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" ”

I said bluntly: "I don't need you to help me rebel, but you have to rescue me when your king wants to kill me."

Meng Yi thought for a while and said, "This is what I should do, okay then." ”

I patted him on the shoulder: "When this thing is done, I will ask the king to give you the princess of the stick country directly." ”

Meng Yi: "..."

We took a small group of people and arranged Li Si in the copper carriage horse, while I rode a horse and walked side by side with Meng Yi, Meng Yi saw me sitting on the horse and knew that I was not good at riding, so he couldn't help but ask: "Principal Xiao didn't ride a horse much before, right?" ”

I said, "Isn't it?" It's all about driving. ”

"Driving?"

"Uh... It's the monster I'm sitting on. ”

Meng Yi said: "By the way, what does your mount eat, I sent someone to put a lot of grass and meat on it, but I didn't see it move." Meng Yi was horrified, "Does it have to eat people?" ”

I laughed and said, "You don't have to worry about this, just drink some oil from the stone." ”

Meng Yi said with confidence: "I said yes, it looks very docile, and it doesn't shout when a brave soldier touches it." ”

I said, "I can't do that grade, and I shout when I touch it, but it's more expensive." "If it's the alarm system of Jin Shaoyan's car. Absolutely shout at the touch.

After a while, I arrived in front of the palace of King Qin, in order to avoid suspicion, I didn't go in directly, and now the person on duty for Qin Shihuang has been completely replaced, and it is not convenient for me to lead the troops to break in.

I patted the door of the carriage and said, "Brother Li, it's your turn." ”

But there was no movement in the car, I opened the car door and saw Li Si's eyes blank, muttering to himself, "Why am I here?" ”

"Bang", I slammed the door again. The side effects of this temptation grass are so annoying!

After waiting for about ten minutes, Li Si got out of the car with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry, I really can't help myself." ”

I said, "You go and scout Brother Ying's current state." If you are sober, come and call me. ”

Li Si went in through the layers of passages, and it didn't take long for him to run out, and said, "I was sober when I went in, but I was about to die, let's wait for the next batch." ”

I was stunned: "What's next?" ”

"Oh, the next time I'm awake."

I stamped my foot and said, "I know when he's next?" Besides, when he's better, you won't be able to do it again..."

Li Si said: "He said it. When he's ready, call someone to come to you. ”

I had to take out a cigarette and light it bored, Meng Yi already knew that I was more casual through such a long period of contact, so he asked, "What kind of immortal art are you?" ”

Meng Yi and I were each smoking a cigarette, and after waiting for a while, we saw a eunuch running out of the inner city quickly, panting and saying, "The king ordered, and the king of Qi and his party will come to see you quickly." ”

I knew that the fat man must have given the eunuch a death order to let him run, just to squeeze out a little more time, so I hurriedly ran inside, and Li Si shouted, "I can't go yet." I'm going to be over again..."

"Keep up!" Lees is a harmless man, and even if he has a bad past, he will not pose a threat to us.

Meng Yi hesitated. With 500 soldiers, they also ran into the inner city with us. This is a taboo thing in normal times, but Qin Shi Huang should have given an order. So no one stopped them along the way.

Every time I ran to a place, there were always eunuchs running to show me the way, and after a while, I followed their guidance to a side hall, which was no different from an ordinary house, that is, there was a long row, and there were no guards at the door, Qin Shi Huang stood on the steps of one of the rooms and waited for me, Li Si also followed, Meng Yi saw that we entered the house together, so he stopped and led someone to stand guard for us.

Qin Shi Huang saw that everyone was in unison and said straight to the point: "That hanging skin (fool) is always (finally) coming, what should you do?" ”

I said: "Brother Ying, don't worry, Prime Minister Li also said, let's meet first, I'll give Kezi to eat first, and then discuss this matter when everyone is present." ”

Qin Shi Huang pouted and said: "Eat Yue (葯) and discuss (what), crooked skin does not stab hungry (me)." ”

yes, wouldn't you stab the fat man if you ate the two fools? But in that case... Does it change history? At least one very important historical event is missing.

Li Si already knew that there was a relationship between the three of us, and said in a deep voice: "Great King, I didn't say that, if it wasn't for Jing Ke's assassination of Qin as the fuse, you might not have made up your mind to destroy the Six Kingdoms so quickly, this matter is both an excuse and a reason for your reunification, if this matter is smoothed out, I don't know if it will be done to you."

Effect. "This Li Si is really not in vain, he thinks about it from a macro perspective, but in this case, does the second fool have to stab the fat man?

Qin Shi Huang waved his hand indifferently: "Hungry four (things) are hungry and know, it is very convenient to eliminate the crooked drops of the Six Kingdoms, don't think about it." ”

This is called the spirit of the king, it seems that the fat man's meaning is very clear, that is, everything will be fine if he gives the second fool to eat, as for whether there is such a thing as assassinating Qin, he doesn't care. Anyway, the six countries are already cooked ducks in his eyes.

Li Si was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "The destruction of the Six Kingdoms is not good for the soldiers, the war is not good, and the disadvantage is bribing Qin... Well, in fact, even if they don't bribe Qin, the productivity of our Qin State is much higher than theirs, which is the essential difference. ”

Lao Li's occupational disease recurred, telling us about the "Theory of the Six Kingdoms", which was born more than a thousand years later, not to mention, but also for Qin Shi Huang to carry out Marxist enlightenment.

I touched my chin and said, "That's what I said." Jing Ke actually doesn't need to stab Qin... Or does he stab Qin or not, and it won't affect future history at all? ”

Lees nodded.

In fact, this is a very simple matter, Prince Yan sent Jing Ke to kill Qin Shi Huang because he was ambitious to annex the Six Kingdoms, Liu Lao Liu and He Tiandou also said, the purpose of letting me come is to protect Qin Shi Huang from being killed by Jing Ke, in this way, there is no point in Tu Poor Dagger appearing again, and it has not affected the future historical development.

Although it was a bit risky, this risk was worth taking, and I was relieved that I had already made up my mind to erase this historical event: "What about Qin Wuyang?" ”

Qin Shi Huang waved his hand casually and said, "Sprinkle (kill) and sprinkle it." ”

This is probably another major oral language that can reflect the characteristics of Qin Shi Huang after "unification Ha (II)", and it can be unified if it can be unified. You can't "sprinkle it all together", being an emperor is sometimes as simple as that...

The plan has been decided. Li Si suddenly fell ill, and when he saw the king standing beside him, he trembled and bowed to the ground and said: "The king, you can't be crowned king..."

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Lees walked backwards...

I wiped my sweat and looked at my watch and said, "Brother Ying." To be on the safe side, we'll meet every clock, and now you have 5 minutes left, enough to discuss a rough solution. ”

The fat man said: "Hungry to find someone to call the crooked (that) hanging skin, you can give him Yue (葯) to eat." ”

I said, "That's a good idea, but what's the reason to ask Kezi to come to us?" ”

Qin Shi Huang thought for a while and said, "If you are hungry, you will summon them tomorrow, and teach them some rules today." ”

"Mmmm, when I saw that the emperor had to perform a ceremony in front of him, that's what it means, so how can I give him the herb to eat?"

Although this will not yet be the Ministry of Rites. It is normal to see that the monarch of a country has "trained and trained" before, which will not arouse suspicion, and the problem is the most critical step, which is more difficult. You say I'm pretending to be a polite groomer, and suddenly I pull out a piece of grass and give it to him?

To my surprise, the fat man didn't worry much this time. It seems that he has already had an idea, but he looks a little uncomfortable. After a while, he reluctantly touched out a green apple from his arms: "Cut it into slices and put it on the plate, and the silk (yes) is a special product of the hungry Qin Guodi..."

This method is quite absolute, it is not the idea, but the apple, it is an authentic banana apple before it is green, not to mention Jing Ke them, I still saw them at a few years old, since it is a ceremony, the rules are nothing more than human feelings, it is natural to entertain foreign envoys with their own specialties, put the temptation grass on it and add its natural fragrance, Jing Ke should not be difficult to comply. It's hard for a fat man to contribute the last apple for the sake of two fools... I was just about to reach out to catch the fat man, but I grabbed it to my mouth and bit it hard, and hurriedly snatched it from me.

I looked at my watch and said to Qin Shi Huang: "Brother Ying, you should go, go out for a walk, it's best to stay away from here, leave the rest to me, and come to me when you remember me." "I originally wanted to put a screen in the house for the fat man to hide behind, but for a very unstable person like him, it's better not to do this, or before Jing Ke recovers his memory, a fat man with a similar expression suddenly appears, and it's hard for me to guarantee that the second fool won't do it in advance."

After Qin Shi Huang left, I began to assign tasks, first asked Meng Yi to send someone to invite Jing Ke, and then found tools to do pan art... In fact, there will be no plates at all, and they also have a tendency to use square tripod-like things to hold things, and I cut more than half of the apple into slices and put it on the side, and from this point of view, the fat man is still merciful, I have seen him eat one and a half of fist-sized apples in two bites.

When everything was arranged, I heard someone outside the door report loudly: "The envoy of the Yan Kingdom has arrived!" ”

I hurriedly got up and went to the door, and a soldier led the way, and when I approached, a man behind me came face to face, this man was burly, dressed in coarse cloth, and he had two eyes, one looking at you, and the other as if hidden in his temple...