Zhang Liang listened to my weirdness. Come up close and take a look. Laughing: "Oh. It's General Xiao Qiang. ”

I twisted my shoulders back and forth and beckoned, "My in-laws haven't forgotten me yet." ”

Zhang Liang motioned for the soldiers to let me go. Pulling me aside and saying, "Why are you here?" King Han also often talks about you. We all thought you were no longer under Xiang Yu. ”

I said, "I wasn't under him in the first place." ”

Zhang Liang looked at me for a while and said, "General Xiao is here at this time. Could it be that something is going on?"

I hehehe, "Can you take me to see King Han?"

Zhang Liang said warily: "King Han is busy with official business. Is there anything you can tell me first?"

I squinted at him and said, "Brother Zifang isn't afraid that I will be a lobbyist, right?"

Zhang Liang smiled uncomfortably: "Where, where." ”

I said, "It's not good to say a word, you don't know your master?" Even if I really intercede with King Xiang, can he listen?" If Zhang Liang really understands Liu Bang, he will definitely not worry about this. When the land is lost, it is necessary to seek perfection and when it is in power, it is necessary to kill it all, which are the two basic characteristics of Liu Bangdi. Sending a lobbyist won't help at all.

Zhang Liang hesitated for a moment and said, "Since this is the case, Brother Xiao is tired of waiting here." ”

Not for a while. Zhang Zifang smiled all over his face and said, "King Han really fell in love with Brother Xiaoqiang. When I heard it, you couldn't care about anything. Brother Xiaoqiang, please do it. ”

I'm ahead of me. Zhang Liang gave the two guards at the door a look. The two guards also followed me into Liu Bang's royal tent, which is what Zhang Liang likes Liu Bang likes. For the sake of the master, he does not hesitate to be a villain. It stands to reason that I helped them out of the siege at the Hongmen Banquet, and I can be regarded as half a friend. But at this sensitive moment. Zhang Liangsheng was afraid that I would use some extreme way to blackmail Liu Bang, but he did not relax his vigilance against me in the slightest.

Liu Bang wore casual clothes at home. I sit in front of a few and pretend to study the map. Seeing me come in, he hurriedly opened his hands and said with joy: "Brother Xiaoqiang, you make me think about it!"

I also smiled and said, "I've seen King Han..."

Liu Bang grabbed me and said, "What are you doing here, let's go to the toilet together!"

Although I knew that this was Liu Bang's usual social trick, I still felt a lot more relaxed. To say that in the five-person group, I have the deepest relationship with the two stupid fat people, but the most falling in love with Liu Bang is Liu Bang. We are a real kind of people. I looked at him and laughed. Liu Bang saw the two guards walking behind me. Discolored: "Get out." Who let you in!"

As soon as the two guards went out, they listened to Zhang Liang's voice and scolded: "I don't understand the rules, General Xiaoqiang and the King of Han are like brothers, you dare to suspect him... Come on. Dragged down and beaten 30 military sticks. "This master and servant are a perfect match.

After the guards withdrew. Liu Bang smiled when he saw me, and knew that I had seen through their tricks. Smiled slightly, without the slightest embarrassment. He took my hand and said, "Xiaoqiang, I really miss you." From this sentence. I could tell that he had seven points of truth. This name has changed. It means that I am not an outsider. I really miss him too... I had the least insight with him since the five-member group separated, and I couldn't help but exclaim, "Bang... Brother Liu. I miss you too. ”

Liu Bang was stunned. Then he smiled: "Until now, I can't figure out a question: you really helped me twice in Hongmen, I can feel that you really want to save me, you didn't think of it today, right?" So I've always wanted to ask you too. Why did you help me then?"

I adjusted my excited emotions for a moment before I said, "I hit it off with King Han at first sight, and I don't want you and Brother Yu to kill each other." ”

Liu Bang was obviously stunned when he heard the words "cannibalism", returned to normal, and said lightly: "I heard that you are from Xiang Yu's side?" I nodded.

"Oh. I haven't heard from you recently, and I thought you would go to another high, and I plan to look for you all over the world as soon as the matter in front of me is over. Is there anything you have to do today?"

Gradually, I saw it. Liu Bang really thinks that I am not fake, but I still think more from the perspective of mining talents, and run an army of 100,000 with a smile. Xiaoqiang's reputation is too bad, and the limelight covers Han Xin. Bangzi is now in power. But there is still a time when a lot of talent is needed. As for saying that I saved him. The past is in the past, and compared to the world, this little favor is nothing.

looked at Liu Bangdi's eyes. I was just about to say something, but Liu Bang suddenly waved his hand and said: "Let's speak first, even if you want me to be a high-ranking official, I can satisfy you immediately." But if you plead for Xiang Yu, then don't open your mouth, otherwise don't blame you, 'Brother Liu', for turning his face and being ruthless!"

… So what else do I say? Originally, I wanted to get acquainted with the friendship first, and then coax him how to drink it. But people have their own set of work alone. Let's talk about the ugly things first.

Liu Bang saw that I was speechless, and said with a light smile: "In this way, you go to rest first, and then we will continue after I destroy the remnants of Xiang Yudi." ”

I was in a hurry and picked up the brush in one hand. I put it down again, picked up an inkstone, and was still not satisfied, so I shook my head and put it down...

Liu Bang was about to leave, and when he saw that I was acting strangely, he asked, "What are you doing?"

By this time I had pinched a three-legged bottle. He said, "I didn't do anything." I just want to toast Brother Liu with a glass of wine. ”

Liu Bang said with a smile: "I heard that Xiang Ji is good at drinking. There was also wine in the tents. I'm not him. It's not too late for us to have a drink in the future. ”

This moved my hand to the three-legged bottle, and I felt a silver pot that was more than a foot high. I grabbed the silver kettle and said while making do with Liu Bang, "King Han takes a slow step." I..."

Liu Bang said intently: "What?"

"A pot for you!" As I spoke, I grabbed the handle of the pot. A guy buckled on the back of Liu Bang's head. Liu Bang groaned. Staggered a few steps forward. I tugged at his sleeve. While squatting down and picking out the blue leaf from his shoe, Liu Bang was shocked and angry. "What do you want to do?"

I grabbed him. Half threatening, half begging, "You wait for me for a while." Eat this and you'll understand everything...", but the more anxious you are, the more you can't pick it out. Sweat on my forehead. I just kicked off my shoes, and I was angry when I saw that there was a hole in my socks at some point. The blue leaf had already gotten into the sock. I pinched the little thing and squeezed it out of the hole. Hold it up and stuff it into Liu Bang's mouth. Liu Bang was shocked. Shaking his head from side to side and struggling. Lost color and said: "**, poison!"

I said softly like a child eating a mushroom, "You smell it, how can such a fragrant thing be poison?"

Liu Bang gritted his teeth and said to me with his mouth: "You smell it yourself... Someone!"

I really sniffed it myself.**. Poison! No wonder An Daoquan said that I had athlete's foot...

At this time, someone at the door heard that the movement was wrong, and he didn't dare to trespass in, so he asked carefully, "King Han." Any commands?"

Liu Bang shook his head desperately, but he didn't dare to open his mouth to shout. Whining and screaming, my heart is ruthless. the pot and give it to his head again. This kid was in pain, and as soon as his teeth loosened, I took the opportunity to cover him with a hole in his mouth. Then he pinched his nose with both hands. Liu Bang couldn't bear it. A gasp: "Ha Yi Yi" went down...

Liu Bang's whole body was like electricity, a trace of despair flashed in his eyes, he pushed me away with all his might, got up and pinched his neck and jumped and cried: "What do you give Lao Tzu to eat?"

I stroked his ass and chased after him and said, "Good." Drink some more water and you can have a seizure. ”

When Liu Bang heard that his soul was scattered, he jumped behind the table with an arrow. Avoiding me, I chased after the silver pot vigorously, Liu Bang jumped inside and out like a rabbit with an arrow, shouting: "Come on, Lao Tzu is going to die!" There was a lot of footsteps at the door, and several guards rushed in at once. At the last moment, I finally caught Liu Bang again. When I wanted to pour a few mouthfuls of water into his mouth, I found that the pot in my hand had been leaked by me, and seeing the guards rushing up, I randomly touched the inkstone on the table, and pressed Liu Bang's inclined inkstone to drip ink into his mouth, and those guards were so frightened that they were all colorless. Two hands quickly knocked me down. He dragged me by the collar and dragged me out, and the others drew their swords in their hands. It seems that if I didn't dare to splash the king's tent with blood, I would have been cut into pieces on the spot, and I understood that life and death were a matter of these few seconds. Desperately grabbed the ground with his hands, stretched his neck and shouted: "Liu Bang." Bang characters. You ***, you dare to kill Lao Tzu?"

The guards dragged me out without saying a word, and so far. This dereliction of duty is condemned. If you perform well, you can live. I scratched my way out of the trench, but in the blink of an eye I was dragged to the door. Look at Liu Bang again, there is a big blood bag on his head. The corners of his mouth were full of black ink, and he sat on the edge of the table with his legs crossed for a while, and suddenly waved his hand weakly: "You all get out." ”

As soon as I looked at Liu Bangdi's eyes, I knew that the door had worked, and I grabbed the door frame with my hand and said to the guards who pulled me, "Did you hear that?" Let you all get out. ”

The guards said, "Don't worry, we will definitely greet you well before we die!"

Liu Bang said: "Leave Xiaoqiang behind." Forgive you for your innocence. ”

The guards looked at Liu Bang and then at each other. As if judging whether Liu Bang had been beaten stupid by me and was talking nonsense, Liu Bang said again: "Go ahead." These people walked out hesitantly.

I scrambled to my feet. Ask, "Are you alright?"

Liu Bang rubbed his forehead and said depressedly: "Why are you here now... You've already drunk it for the big ones, haven't you?"

I wondered, "How do you know everything?" Although he has seen the earth, I haven't told him anything about the heavens and the earth.

Liu Bang snorted and said, "I guessed it, since we are alive again." The last life that I remembered after eating the blue leaf was naturally in your time. ”

I have to say about this kid. Clever!

Liu Bang asked again: "How are Brother Ying and Shishi?"

I said, "They all live in Brother Ying's." Very good. ”

Liu Bang sighed: "So I'm the last to eat the ground, vomit..."

"What's wrong with you?" I asked.

"I feel disgusted when I think of that place you dug up, can't you think of a good way to do it, you bastard?"

I smiled and said, "Be content, you don't know where those drug dealers are going to stuff drugs." ”

Liu Bang: "Gross..."

I said, "Alright, alright." I'll talk about the rest later, and I'll solve the matter of Brother Yu first. If he loses, he loses. You're not going to kill him anymore, are you? ”

Liu Bang spitted the ink in his mouth vigorously, got up and said, "Who said the ground." The big man must die!"

I stared at him like I didn't recognize...

Liu Bang spread his hands and said: "Understand the spirit... I don't care what you do. Even a helmet. A piece of clothing, in short, should create the illusion that the big man is dead. ”

I breathed a sigh of relief: "Why is that?"

Liu Bang said: "If he doesn't die, there will always be people who run out to make trouble with me under his banner, when will the world be peaceful?" How dirty people's hearts are now. In particular, there are more people who want to fish in troubled waters. ”

I nodded, "That's right." "I kind of understand why Xiang Yu can't get Liu Bang. Anyway. After all, Liu Bang thinks about the world. If he changes places, Xiang Yu is afraid that he will not be able to think so much, and people who are too arrogant will never be able to be good leaders.

I said, "What about the 50,000 people he has under his command, what are you going to do?"

Liu Bang looked a little inexplicable, and spread his hands again: "You won't be naïve to this extent, right?" These 50,000 people will not die. Why are you a human being? After that, the ones who will oppose me will be 100,000,500,000. Which one is more and which is less?"

I was worried, "But Brother Yu..."

Liu Bang sneered: "Heh." I guess what he said, O woman's kindness. Don't look at that kid as a tough guy on the surface, in fact, my daughter-in-law is better than him when it comes to fighting!"

I looked left and right and said, "By the way, I'll see my sister-in-law here." "I have long heard that Liu Bang and his wife are beautiful and fragrant. I haven't had a chance to take a look.

Liu Bang said in disappointment: "Don't mention her... How is Fengfeng?"

“… I haven't been in touch. ”

Liu Bang rubbed his hands wickedly and said, "That sassy woman." It's so the bed..."

I grimaced and said, "What the is going on?" Get down to business!"

Liu Bang scratched his head and said, "Then what do you want me to do?" I don't care where the whole thing is, anyway, even if I'm really dead now, someone will still kill the big one. If you don't come, it's time to sing Chu songs. ”

I said, "It's really troublesome, if only we could transfer together...", I jumped up, "Yes, I can!" Liu Bang also jumped up: "I really believe it!"

I said helplessly: "I can really do it." ”

Liu Bang said: "I really believe it." ”

After telling him about the matter of our military siege of the Golden Vultures, Liu Bang pouted and said: "I don't say hello one by one when I have such a lively opportunity, is the bun okay?"

"Don't be blind J8 asked Okay, Brother Hanwang, my son will be finished next month. When the time comes, please be your godfather, and you will say how about my method?"

Liu Bang thought about it. said categorically: "No, 50,000 people flew around, and the place where I fought was Sun Wukong?" If you let me, the emperor, sit like this, how can the people's hearts be stable?"

I thought about it for a long time and said, "Isn't it Torie River not far from here?" Shall I let these 50,000 people jump into the river?"

Liu Bang simply said this time: "Okay... But are they willing?"

"I drove the Soldier Road next to the Torie River..."

Liu Bang nodded and said, "It's pretty much the same." We'll make a break for you in the direction of Torie when we're done. ”

I ran to the door of the tent and shouted to the guards, "Bring me what you have collected from me!"

The guard looked at Liu Bang and didn't object. Hurriedly brought me all the things that had been stolen from me. I picked out the phone and called Liu Lao Liu, and Liu Lao Liu said leisurely after listening: "The stinky boy is very good at finding trouble." You're a GPS location, and it's a lot of work. ”

I said, "Less nonsense. You still have to add ABS riot death to me, or you will wait for 50,000 souls to settle accounts with you!"

Liu Lao Liu said: "In 2 hours." Time is too tight. I'll just find you a random place to stay. I don't know where to go!"

I said, "Okay." What's the password?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Isn't this ready-made?" Pull out the mountain and cover the world! And then where to go, there is no receipt password. ”

I hung up the phone and said to Liu Bang, "I'll go back now." Two hours later you let us go to Torie. ”

Liu Bang said: "Okay." ”

I patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction: "You kid, it's finally interesting enough." ”

Liu Bang squirmed very rarely: "That... There's a thing. Can you bring the wind with you next time you come to the land?"

I wondered: "It depends on whether Feng Feng is willing or not." Other people's piracy empires have done a good job. Baba came to make you small?" I smirked and said, "She's really that hard in bed?"

Liu Bang sighed and said, "Actually... It's me who misses her. ”

I smiled and said, "Look." Although it was pulled out of the sock, it still didn't work. ”

Liu Bang: "Gross..."