After mysteriously becoming famous in "All Soldiers", I finally lived more than two months of peaceful life. Usually, I go to school to see them in class when they have nothing to do, and shout and shout at the children. More often than not, I accompany the buns, and the due date of the buns is more than a month later. The little guy in the belly was already very dishonest and stuck his head on her belly. I can feel the little guy turning over or practicing side kicks, and if he eats tofu for dinner. When I slept there, I could hear the sound of buns picking bricks in my belly... Growing up, he is definitely as good as his father and me.

At present, local hospitals are not allowed to disclose the sex of the fetus to parents. We didn't bother to ask. Baozi and I really don't care much, we have to pull anyway, but the two old people have very different opinions very interestingly. I sometimes used to say "my son" and so on. My dad would immediately glare, "You know it's a son?" Lao Tzu likes his daughter, and if you want to make a fuss like you, it's better to kill Lao Tzu now!"

I'm speechless about that. What's wrong with me? It's nothing more than a little bit of digging when he was a child, so that the old man lost a few more pieces of glass. led other people's children to the hospital several times. I was called a parent by the teacher several times. Make someone's girl's belly bigger_That's a bun. What else am I doing?

But Baozi's home is completely different. Every time I say "my son," the old accountant immediately nods: "Mm-hmm, it must be my son." "The old accountant is still very traditional, thinking that his own girl will only be given preferential treatment if she marries and has a son. I also have a light on my face, which belongs to the very honest after-sales service.

As for the two old gods

Stick. Our customers

They don't have a problem with him

Naturally, we are happy to be idle. I often go to sit and sit. The old guys are either playing chess or watching TV. Especially Liu Lao Liu. Since He Tiandou's big money, the fortune calculation has become a ticket nature. It can be seen that the immortals are also easy and disgusting, but the two of them still maintain their respective class nature. Even at home, Lao He always wears soft and luxurious pajamas. Hair is meticulously groomed. Liu Lao Liu wore big pants barefoot. The soot flew everywhere, and the feet were picked, and the two of them sat on the sofa clearly.

this day. I was sitting at home when the phone rang in my pocket. I hurriedly pulled it out and saw that the phone had become my customer line. Usually it is not very useful, but when I saw that it was Xiang Yu, I couldn't help but be a little surprised, the big man was busy making trouble with Liu Bang. Rarely reach out to me.

I picked it up and said, "Hey, Brother Yu." When are you done? I'm still waiting to drink with you. ”

The voices on the other side were filled with frustration, exhaustion, and loss. Xiang Yu said in a deep voice: "Xiaoqiang." Come help me... I was surrounded by Liu Bang again. ”

I was surprised, "How so? You shouldn't lose to him. Now Di Xiangyu can not only predict Liu Bang's plan of action. There are also 300,000 elite soldiers who returned to the land not long ago. In less than three months, he actually lost the battle again?

Xiang Yu smiled bitterly and said in a thick nasal voice: "I don't know how this happened. From after the Battle of Pengcheng. I took the initiative again. I also changed a lot of combat orders according to the lessons of previous failures, but the people who beat me scattered again, and the territory was also encroached upon by Liu Bang. Finally back to the previous one. Right now. I have less than 50,000 horses around me. Liu Bang's army of 600,000 surrounded us outside. ”

I didn't know what to say for a while, so it was as planned. Xiang Yu just wanted to fight for a breath, he wanted to beat Liu Bang convincingly and then leave, which also counted a regret in his heart. But now it's good, and inexplicably it's been defeated by Bangzi again.

Xiang Yu said sadly: "Originally, I didn't want to call you. I didn't want to see you again, but Ah Yu... She is 6 months pregnant. I can't bear to let her and her children repeat the same mistakes. ”

I stood up abruptly and said, "You don't need to say it, I'll go over now, you must be calm, there is always a way." ”

I hung up. Baozi touched his stomach and asked me, "What's wrong again?"

I said, "Your ancestors are about to hang up." ”

Baozi said: "Your ancestors are talented... You mean the big one?"

I nodded, "yes." He and Bangzi fought and lost, and now they are surrounded by people on the river, and you don't know the virtue of your ancestors, and if you can't think about it, you have to jump into the river to feed the king again. ”

Baozi suddenly said urgently: "What should I do then?"

I said, "Don't worry, I'll take a look." The idea list said that he was defeated by Bird River, but he didn't say that he had to die, so I went to Liu Bangzhi to say it. ”

Baozi said: "I'll go too!"

I glared and said, "What are you going to do?" Quite a big belly. Stay honest, I'll call you when I have news. ”

Baozi ran to the door with me, and when he saw me getting into the car, he said worriedly: "Then you should be careful." ”

I waved her back. He checked the fuel gauge and hurried towards the lower floor.

I was thinking about this all the way, and it didn't matter how Xiang Yu could have fallen to such a point again. At present, the most important thing is how to get him and Yu Ji out safely. After thinking about it, there is only one way, and that is to let them sit on the invincible gold cup of my land, and then take them to the fat man for refuge. Finding Liu Bang to intercede is a later step. During the years of the Chu-Han rivalry, I was also half a celebrity, and I knew that I helped Xiang Yuxiao run 100,000 Qin troops. Liu Bangdi's people can't defend me like biological and chemical weapons, and I don't have the ability to rush into Liu Bangdi's dormitory in the midst of thousands of troops.

It was late at night when we arrived. My car was parked on a high ground and looked down at the familiar military tents and joint ventures. Look at the color of the costume is Chu Jun, and then look around. It's an endless Han army camp tent... I happened to be parked in someone's circle.

Chu Jun was in a sensitive period at this time, and when he felt someone approaching, someone immediately shouted: "Who is it?"

I hurriedly walked into the firelight and said, "It's me." ”

The soldier knew me and said happily: "General Xiao!"

There were even a few soldiers who had participated in the Encirclement of the Golden Vulture and said loudly: "It's Marshal Xiao!"

I said, "Take me to your king." ”

At that moment, someone immediately led the way in front, and said excitedly: "It's good that Marshal Xiao is here." ”

It seems that the soldiers of the Chu army have understood that the general situation is not good. Seeing that I was here and pinning all their hopes on me, someone whispered: "Let Marshal Xiao find the brothers of those countries again, and we will be saved." ”…

I silently followed them to Xiang Yu's royal tent. Walking in, the tent was dimly lit. Xiang Yu only wears inner armor. Sitting on the leather pier speechless, Yu Ji was half-leaning on the bed, and there was still a smile on the corner of her mouth. Xiaohuan is dressed neatly. Stand on the ground with a sword. Seems a little overwhelmed.

As soon as I came in, I felt that the atmosphere was wrong. Haha: "Where are they all?"

It's me to see it. He took my arm like a savior and said, "Brother Xiao." ”

I whispered, "What's going on?"

Xiaohuan pulled me aside and said, "Sister Yu knows that the military situation is urgent. Let Brother Xiang bring his own elite soldiers to break through. She stayed on her own. also said that Liu Bang would not embarrass her as a pregnant woman. ”

I glanced at Yu Ji's belly, and sure enough, it was visibly bulging, needless to say. Everyone in the venue understands what she has in mind. As soon as Xiang Yu's front foot left, she had to wipe her neck.

I pointed at Yu Ji and said, "You, you, what did I tell you before?" Thinking about it, why do you like to get along with yourself so much?"

Yu Ji smiled slightly: "No." ”

Xiang Yu saw me coming, stood up and said, "Xiaoqiang..."

As soon as I stretched out my hand, I said, "I don't have time to say more, you take your sister-in-law and Xiaohuan and hurry up with me." ”

"Where to go. How to get there?"

I said, "Let's take the car to Win Gona." ”

I don't want Xiang Yu to say categorically: "No!"

I was stunned and said, "What?"

Xiang Yu's eyes were scarlet, and he said in a deep voice: "What will happen to my 50,000 horses after I leave?"

I scratched my head and said, "Actually, Bangzi is not an outsider, maybe it's also a way to let them surrender..."I do think so about the way out of these people, and this is indeed the best choice, as long as Xiang Yu and them are sent away. If I find a way to come back to see Liu Bang, there will be nothing wrong with these people. After all, many of them have fought alongside me, and I will not abandon them.

Xiang Yu said sharply: "Do you want their kings to escape alone, leaving them to be slaughtered?"

I said, "I can't say that..."

Xiang Yu waved his hand: "Don't say it, I won't use your method." You take Ah Yu and Xiaohuan away, and I will live and die with my soldiers!" (

Yu Ji said lightly: "I'm not leaving." ”

Xiaohuan was also stunned and said, "I won't leave either." ”

I jumped to my feet and said, "It's so fast that the world is coming, and as soon as I finished surrounding people, I was surrounded by people again... Otherwise, I will find the Eight-Nation Alliance to fight Liu Xiaosan again, what do you think?"

Xiang Yu also knew that it was impossible for me to do this, so he bowed his head and remained silent. Liang Jiufang said: "Is there a better way?"

I turned and walked out. Xiang Yu shouted, "Where are you going?"

I said indignantly, "Where else can I go?" Give Bangzi a!"

Xiang Yu's eyes lit up. He knew what it meant to be "down" to the earth. Instead, he worried, "But it's too dangerous." ”

I snorted, "Who made you my ancestor?" Your whole family is my ancestor!"

Xiang Yu grabbed me and said apologetically, "Xiaoqiang." Am I being too selfish?"

I sighed and said, "If you want to be selfish, just go with me, Sima Dashen is right, you are a typical woman's kindness." "Maybe I'm not thinking about it properly. I had long thought that it was impossible for the proud Xiang Yu to escape under the noses of his soldiers. Not to mention the woman he loves the most.

Xiang Yu couldn't imagine that I could say that about him. After being stunned for a moment, he said angrily: "Maybe he said it right." ”

See? At this point, he was "maybe" right. This is another characteristic of the overlord of Western Chu: arrogance, if he hadn't been fighting with Liu Bang for a while. Can you get this far?

I came to get on a horse outside, and went straight to Liu Bangdi's middle finger, not half a mile out of the Chu army camp. Immediately, a Han soldier shouted: "Those who come dismount." Otherwise, you will be killed by random arrows!"

I sighed. Dismounted and squatted with his head in his hands. That's a really good saying: come out and mix it up sooner or later. What a commanding man I was when we surrounded the Jin soldiers!

Two Han soldiers came over and searched their bodies without saying a word. Regardless of whether I had seen it or not, I took it away, and one of them saw that I was not a soldier or a civilian, and asked, "Who are you?"

I stuffed the only blue leaf that I had saved in a hurry into my shoes, and said, "I want to see you King Han." ”

The soldier kicked me and laughed, "Who else do you want to see?"

When I saw that he had a tendency to be careless about human life, I hurriedly shouted, "I am the brother of your Han king... That's right. I am the king of the side by side whom he has personally crowned!"

The two soldiers looked at each other and laughed... They all drew their swords.

At the last moment, I realized that it was useless to fix this empty head, and shouted again: "I am old friends with your General Zhang Liang!"

This time, the two of them were obviously stunned for a moment. One of them kicked me again and said, "What's your name?"

It finally worked, this is a bloody lesson, comrades must remember in the future: don't be a cow when you have something to ask for, even if you are his father in the galaxy, it is useless. It's better to say that you are the brother-in-law of a certain village head.

After I signed up, the two soldiers began to mutter: "Xiao Qiang? I seem to have heard of it. "The two of them combined a little and decided to take me for a walk.

I got on my horse again under the supervision and control of a team. After crossing the front and middle of the Han army's joint camp, he arrived at Liu Bang's rear command center. I haven't heard back for a long time after passing it in_ That Zhang Liang is not now a person who says that he can see the land if he wants to, this kind of nonsense and inconsequential things may not even be able to convey to him.

I was sweating profusely. Who knows when the Han army will launch a surprise attack on Xiang Yu, if that's the case. But it was too late.

That's when it happened. Then I saw a man come out of the big tent in front of me. The man was about thirty or forty years old. The face of the national character has a capable and cowardly temperament. Probably tired from the discussion, he is walking out with his arms shaking at the moment, breathing fresh air. While inspecting the soldiers' guards, I saw that it was none other than me. It was Zhang Liang who hurriedly moved forward to make do, and the two people who were in charge of guarding me were on my shoulders. At this time, we will press me down together. shouted: "Look for death, you!"

I struggled with it. Kicking the dirt in the hope of attracting Zhang Liangdi's attention. While raising the broken gong and shouting: "In-laws." In-laws..."

Zhang Liang glanced at me in confusion. It's not real in the dark. "Who's making a noise over there?"

Then I shouted, "My in-laws are me!"

“… Who's your in-laws?"

I pressed my face to the light: "Have you forgotten that you promised your daughter to my son?" Your daughter is three years older than my son...", I said, my eyes lit up. "That's right. Do you remember 'female juniors hugging gold bricks'?"