Ruth returned home.

Lin Ze listened to what Xia Shuzhu said in a daze. Lying on his desk, he muttered in response, indicating that he had received the news.

Xia Shuzhu saw that he was mentally distressed and looked depressed, so he didn't make it difficult for him and left directly.

Wiping the corners of his mouth, Lin Ze, who was paralyzed on the left side of his face, was about to change his position and continue to sleep, when the desk was suddenly violently knocked.

"Dead beast!"

A crisp and pleasant voice with a hint of coquettishness sounded in his ears, Lin Ze raised his head like a lion, his bloodshot eyes looked at the young and moving Han Xiaoyi, and said in an angry voice: "Miss, do you have any advice?" ”

"In the last week, you have been cold and ruthless to my mother, like a piece of wood. What's going on? Han Xiaoyi asked.

"My old lover came to see me, and she was busy dealing with her hunger and thirst every day, please forgive me." Lin Ze got up and walked to the window of the classroom, lit a cigarette, and rubbed his eyebrows, which were slightly swollen due to lack of sleep.

"Really? Why don't you take it home and show it to me? Han Xiaoyi followed suit, tilting his head and saying disdainfully. Is it not as young and beautiful as me, and I am afraid that I will be compared to my natural beauty, so I dare not bring it back? ”

Lin Ze let out a puff of smoke, his dark eyes revealed a touch of bad obscenity, and teased: "If you are simply compared to your appearance, there is indeed a little gap between you and you, but-" His gaze fell on Han Xiaoyi's chest and said seriously. "Well, there are very few women smaller than you."

Han Xiaoyi was angry, if she hadn't considered that this was a sacred classroom, she would definitely kick the balls of this dead beast. After a pause, he said. "Do you know that there will be a knockout exam next week?"

"Knock out the exam?" Lin Ze frowned slightly and said curiously. "What do you mean? Is it an exam designed to disgrace a poor student like me? ”

"Almost." Han Xiaoyi retaliated viciously. "The grade will be ranked in terms of total scores, and at that time, a few of our students in the first class of the third year may be pulled down."

"Pull to the regular class?" Lin Ze asked.

"If a stupid person like Wang Xi is compared, he should go to the ordinary class. As for you—" Han Xiaoyi said with a smirk. "I don't think the devil's class will be happy to take you. It seems that Zijinhua will have to create a separate idiot class for you. ”

Lin Ze was dumbfounded and said angrily. "Han Xiaoyi, believe it or not, I came into your room tonight and stole your little cotton underwear?"

"Afraid of tigers?" Han Xiaoyi's face was fierce. "Miss Ben lacks everything, but she doesn't lack underwear."

"Okay. I was wrong. Lin Zechen said with a smile and flattery. Miss Han, let your father say hello to the school, I don't want to go to the devil's class. You know. I don't belong to them at all! ”

"With your level of education, I think it's a good fit to be with them." Han Xiaoyi laughed.

"No kidding." Lin Ze hurriedly waved his hand. "The overall quality of the girls in the devil's class is unacceptably low, and I don't know how these idiots can stand it. In addition, it is said that their classroom discipline is very poor, and they make a lot of noise all day long, how can I sleep peacefully during class? ”

"Are you sure you're not afraid of being rectified by Gu Xin?" Han Xiaoyi said with a smile on the table. But because her bust is not majestic, there is no way to squeeze out a career line that makes Lin Ze swallow his saliva-

"What are you kidding?" Lin Ze raised his eyebrows and said coldly. "Am I afraid of that pretending to be a coercive?"

"Not the best." Han Xiaoyi shook her slender legs. "But my dad has been very busy lately, but I don't have time to say hello to the shareholders' meeting for this little thing, and if I want to stay in the third year class to appreciate the beauties, the only way is to study hard and bring up the grades."

"You're kidding, aren't you?" Lin Ze said in a panic. "I'll take the exam next week, even if I'm a genius, I won't be able to pass you top students."

"Afraid of what?" Han Xiaoyi waved his hand, quite a bit of the posture of the king of the mountain, and said arrogantly. "With me, a super genius, helping you, is more than enough for a week."

"What do you mean—" Lin Ze said with an excited expression. "Help me cheat?"

"Fart." Han Xiaoyi glared at him and said dissatisfied. "I mean help you improve your academic performance."

"-" Lin Ze said with annoyance. "I want to sleep when I see a bunch of numbers, and even the guy who snatched Nobel's wife can't help me."

"Take the textbook to my room tonight, and I'll help you answer the questions one by one." Han Xiaoyi interrupted Lin Ze's chattering chatter.

"What should I do?" Lin Ze asked.

"Tomorrow night." Han Xiaoyi said.

"What about language?" Lin Ze asked.

"Are you stupid?" Han Xiaoyi scolded coquettishly. "Do you even want me to teach the language? Why don't you jump from the window? ”

Lin Ze glanced at the downstairs where the building had become significantly smaller, and roughly estimated: "It's only the fifth floor here, it's hard for me to fall to death." ”

Han Xiaoyi glanced at him angrily, and flashed straight away.

Lin Ze was lying on the window, and the old god was smoking a cigarette, so he went back to his seat to sleep. As for the elimination of the exam, I left it behind after a bottle of Nongfu Spring poured into my stomach.

slept all morning, had lunch with Han Xiaoyi, and was about to go back to the dormitory to sleep, when the mobile phone beeped.

It was Xia Shuzhu who called, and when he connected the phone, he only heard the sentence "Come to the office immediately" and then cut off.

"What's wrong?" Lin Ze rubbed his nose and muttered. "Since you don't give me a chance to speak, why don't you just send a text message?"

When I came to the office, most of the teachers had gone to their lunch break, and a few tired teachers were also lying on the desk to take a nap. When she came to Xia Shuzhu, she was wearing radiation glasses and crackling on the keyboard. The jade-like white face was swaying with a layer of crystal blue light, like a pure elf-the royal sister elf.

Lin Ze was extremely emotional, this woman is becoming more and more like a royal sister. Why didn't you notice her when you first met her?

Whether it's that beautiful face, or a plump body, or a natural graceful posture. All of them reveal the atmosphere of mature female surnames.

Lin Ze wanted to pretend to use "Jingzhu does not move to condense the eyebrows, and the lead is all sold to see innocence" to describe this beautiful woman, but considering that she will occasionally be very delicate and domineering. I gave up decisively.

"Sit." Xia Shuzhu pointed to the leather chair on the side, and concentrated on tapping the keyboard, leaving Lin Ze aside.

lit a cigarette and smoked it nonchalantly.

About ten minutes later, Xia Shuzhu finally finished the work at hand, took off his wide glasses, glanced at Lin Ze who was smoking with a smile, and said in a rather gentle tone: "How are you preparing?" ”

"What preparation?" Lin Ze scratched his head.

"Next week's elimination of exams is also the only chance for this school year. If you play well, you can stay in the top class until you graduate, and if you play poorly, you can only go to the ordinary class. Xia Shuzhu explained. Many students with excellent grades in the ordinary class are working hard this time, planning to enter the top class in one fell swoop, with your current grades, it is very difficult to stay in the top class. ”

Lin Ze smiled dumbly, he couldn't imagine that Xia Shuzhu was also looking for himself for this matter. couldn't help but helplessly say: "Leave it to fate." ”

"You don't study hard in the top class, and if you go to an ordinary class with a poor learning environment, will you work hard? I'm afraid I won't even be able to get into a third-rate university! Xia Shuzhu frowned at his good-looking eyebrows and said dissatisfied. When is it now, and you still don't have to study? ”

"If you don't want to, you can't." Lin Ze said in a deep voice.

"What can't?" Xia Shuzhu asked.

"If I work too hard and compare Dong Xiaowan with these top students, won't it indirectly hurt their self-esteem?" Lin Ze said seriously. "Teacher Xia, you should know that I am an excellent man who thinks about others everywhere."

"-" Xia Shuzhu said angrily. "Don't talk nonsense with me. What are you going to do? ”

"Will you proctor our class then?" Lin Ze asked abruptly.

"Impossible." Xia Shuzhu explained. "Although the invigilator list has not yet come out, there will basically be no invigilation by the teacher in this class."

"That's not going to be easy." Lin Ze pondered. "I'm still going to cheat."

Seeing that Xia Shuzhu was gradually going violent, he was busy and took a frivolous posture and said, "I'll try to do well in the exam." ”

"It's not as much as possible, it's that you must do well in the exam!" Xia Shuzhu said a little anxiously.

If he is no longer his own student in the future, how can he call him to the office under the pretense of public help? How-

Xia Shuzhu was reluctant to let Lin Ze, a fool with extremely poor academic style and academic performance, go to another class.

"Teacher Xia, you are difficult for a strong man." Lin Ze stilted Erlang's legs and said indifferently. "I'm not an immortal, how can I say that I will do well in the exam. Besides, there is no reward for doing well in the exam, where is the motivation? ”

"And what reward do you want? As long as I can do it, I will promise you! Xia Shuzhu's eyes flashed with a look of openness.

Lin Ze tilted his head and thought about it, pondering: "Actually, I haven't touched a woman for more than a year, which is why I can't concentrate in class, if-"

Lin Ze didn't say anything, but his thoughts were already Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone knew it.

Xia Shuzhu's creamy white face turned red. This bastard - to make such a shameful request to his head teacher?

The air seemed to freeze.

Time seemed to have stopped.

Xia Shuzhu's beautiful eyes that could drip water glanced at Lin Ze shyly and panickedly, and he bit his soft lips lightly and said, "If I promise you, you can do well in the exam?" ”

"Of course." Lin Ze said seriously. "I'm most afraid of not being motivated. Once motivated, I can create a nation. ”

- "What is this parable?" What to describe?

Xia Shuzhu took a deep breath of cool air, let his violently undulating chest enter Lin Ze's eyes, and said resolutely: "I promise you." As long as you can get the top 100 results, the night the ranking comes out, I'll give you-"

"Give me what?" Lin Ze asked with a wink.

Bastard!

Pervert!

Xia Shuzhu searched for all the vicious words in his stomach. glared at Lin Ze and said, "Of course it's my body!" ”

Lin Ze was stunned.

"Teacher Xia, what are you talking about?" The man looked innocent.

"What do I say? Isn't that what you're asking for? ”

"When have I ever made such a nasty request?"

Xia Shuzhu's chest rose and fell more violently. "Didn't you say you hadn't touched a woman in a long time?"

"yes. Again, I'm not lying. Lin Ze said with a holy face.

"Then didn't you ask me to promise you that as long as I give it to you, you can do well in the exam?"

"yes." Lin Ze said a little shyly. "Actually, I mustered up the courage to bring it up."

"Then what else are you asking for that you didn't make?" Xia Shuzhu's face was very feverish, this dead man obviously had a bad stomach, but when he agreed, he pretended to be pure! It's really hateful!

"I mentioned it. But I just hope—" Lin Ze secretly glanced at Xia Shuzhu's full and extremely elastic chest, and said shyly. "Can you let me touch this—"

"That's it?" Xia Shuzhu stammered. Glance down at the towering chest.

"Or else?" Lin Ze said righteously. "I, Lin Ze, am I a person who takes advantage of people's danger? Teacher Xia, I think you're thinking too much! I'm a man with a bottom line at all! ”

“――”

Xia Shuzhu was speechless and choked, as if he had knocked over a five-flavor bottle, and he couldn't say anything. Raising his head and staring at the white ceiling, he couldn't help but roll down two lines of tears full of dramatic surnames-

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Sorry for the late update. Originally, it was planned to explode tomorrow to add some fun to everyone's vacation. But Ming'er has to go far away, so it's delayed for a day. Outbreak No. 2.