Chapter 7 This is the body of the tiger

"Yes!" There was a neat chorus, and the inner palace guards distributed around the Zhongji Hall under Wang Chengen's arrangement agreed, and poured in from outside the four gates of the Zhongji Palace, and hundreds of elite armorers with armor and armor squeezed the hall to the brim.

Wu Fan's face, which was a little deformed because of excitement, was distorted, and he pointed at the dozen or so drunk guys in the middle of the hall and shouted, "Pull these guys who are drunk out and cut them first!" ”

Wang Chengen, who was behind Wu Fan, was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly leaned into Wu Fan's ear and asked in a low voice, "Your Majesty, what does it mean to drink high?" Wu Fan reacted at this time, and he popped out the modern terms again, so he drank again: "All drunk people, all behead me!" ”

With Wu Fan's loud drink, the gold-armored guards who poured into the main hall agreed and began to step forward to arrest people.

There were two or three people who were so drunk that until now that some powerful people still couldn't figure out the situation, and they actually shouted at the golden-armored warriors who came to pull them: "Get out, who dares to arrest me?" I'm a hereditary lord, and if you hurt me, do you eat it? But most of the ministers who had drunk realized the seriousness of the situation, and they also woke up with a cold sweat, and the urgent situation in front of them couldn't help but panic, and they kowtowed to Wu Fan again and again to beg for their lives.

Wu Fan's heart suddenly swelled with an inexplicable sense of satisfaction, it turned out that it was such a wonderful feeling to control other people's lives. Looking at the Ming Dynasty ministers who bowed down the golden steps, Wu Fan secretly gritted his teeth, thinking in his heart that he would kill a few first, and then he would not be able to wash his majesty with blood.

Thinking of this, Wu Fan turned his head and signaled to Wang Chengen, ignoring the dozen or so unlucky people who kowtowed one after another, and looked at them as they were about to be pulled out of the hall by the golden armor guards. Wang Chengen seemed to have guessed Wu Fan's thoughts, and only nodded slightly to Wu Fan, signaling that the palace guards would not have accidents, and his eyes did not even glance at those who were dragged out.

At this time, a clear voice suddenly sounded: "Your Majesty, keep people under the knife!" The minister Li Banghua has something important to tell His Majesty, and he also asks His Majesty to take the knife to the superlife, and he must not start killing lightly. With these words, a handsome middle-aged man with a dignified appearance and a long strand of hair under his forehead stood up.

Li Banghua? It turned out that when he heard that someone came out to stop him, Wu Fan was ready to behead this person together to build his prestige, but when he heard this person's name, he immediately swallowed back the words that had rushed to his mouth. This Li Banghua's name, Wu Fan is still relatively familiar now, just now when he was waiting for Fan Jingwen to lead troops to arrest people in Yanjing City, Wu Fan used his mobile phone to search for which people were more loyal to Chongzhen.

This Li Banghua's name is among the top three, closely following Fan Jingwen's name. And this Li Banghua's position is also quite remarkable, it is the largest official of the Inspectorate alongside the six ministries, Zuo Du Yushi. In the original history, Li Banghua was the most opposed to the courtiers suggesting that Chongzhen abandon Yanjing and move the capital to Nanjing, and after Li Zicheng broke through the Yanjing gate army into the city, he still continued to lead the highest minister of the Ming Dynasty in the Imperial History Resistance in the Inspectorate, and finally saw that he could not fight alone, and left a desperate poem in front of the statue of Wen Tianxiang: "Who has not died in life since ancient times, leaving Dan to take care of the sweat and green, now it is said to ride the sky to the sky, and the children and grandchildren will look up to the name of the Fangfang", and then died by hanging.

Although Wu Fan didn't know why Li Banghua would not obey the holy decree and refuse to participate in the court meeting, Wu Fan would definitely be reluctant to kill such a high-ranking official who was loyal to him.

"Li Aiqing, why do you want to intercede for these people? Do you think I'm doing something wrong? Even though Wu Fan knew that Li Banghua was a loyal minister, he still couldn't smile at him, so he still asked Li Banghua with a poker face.

Li Banghua waved his hands forward and replied loudly: "Your Majesty, the ministers are not sorry for the surnames of these people, they are drunk and dream of death, they do not want to be loyal to the monarch and serve the country, and they wear official clothes in vain, and they are ashamed of the money given to them by the country, and they are innocent of death. But has Your Majesty ever thought about why His Majesty convened a court meeting, and the ministers and other ministers openly disobeyed the order and refused to come? ”

Li Banghua's words were like a basin of ice water, which immediately calmed down Wu Fan's originally somewhat irritable mind, yes, this question is also something that Wu Fan has never been able to understand, so it is said that Li Zicheng's army is pressing the border, and it is less than a day's journey from Yanjing.

But Baoding Mansion still has Li Jiantai's 70,000 troops stationed, and the situation is far from being irretrievable, after all, at this time, people can't be like Wu Fan, have a magical mobile phone, and can accurately know that in ten days the Ming Dynasty will perish. Even if some officials have been pessimistic enough to lose hope in the Ming Dynasty, then a loyal minister like Li Banghua should not behave like this.

Wu Fan suddenly knew that there must be something that he didn't know about here, so he asked Li Banghua curiously: "Li Aiqing, I can't figure out this matter, I've been wondering, for Mao, you people suddenly seem to have become cowards, and one by one they don't take me seriously, what is this?" ”

Wu Fan's strange words made the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military heads as big as a fight on the spot, what did the emperor say? Although everyone barely understands the meaning, there seems to be a trend towards the market language in terms of words and sentences.

The minister surnamed Geng Geng thought that Wu Fan was so angry that he had lost his physique, but a great Confucian like Li Banghua, a pedantic celestial, instantly popped up in his mind: fake idiocy is not crazy.

Fake dementia comes from the twenty-seventh plan in "Thirty-six Strategies", which means pretending to be demented and hiding people's ears and eyes, and has other plans.

The emperor looks like he has a bamboo in his chest, it seems that the emperor does not take Li Zicheng's army in his eyes at all, these strange words are clearly expressing to the courtiers that the emperor has a way to deal with the biggest crisis since the founding of the Ming Dynasty.

Thinking of this, Li Banghua's face suddenly flushed with excitement, stretched out his hands and forcefully separated the ministers who were blocking him, and walked quickly to the front of the golden steps, and began to bow three times and bow nine times to Wu Fan respectfully.

Of course, Wu Fan didn't know that he accidentally uttered the language of the later generations, but it made a great Confucian who had learned through the past and the present a far-reaching manifestation of his own brain, so he was extremely surprised to see Li Banghua suddenly go crazy and bow down to himself like dancing in front of the golden steps, and he didn't know how to deal with it for a while.

And the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty also involuntarily followed behind Li Banghua, calmly lined up according to their ranks, bowed in unison, and shouted neatly: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live." ”

Wu Fan's dream of civil and military officials went to the court to worship, and the scene of the mountain calling long live appeared so abruptly in front of Wu Fan's eyes, Wu Fan seemed to have entered a half-dream and half-awake at this time, his mind was in a trance for a while, and he only felt that with the bowing of the ministers, his lower abdomen was tense for a while, and there was a feeling of wanting to pee.

Layers of goosebumps appeared all over his body, but he didn't feel the slightest feeling of cold, as if there was an internal force rising from the lower abdomen as mentioned in martial arts novels, but it didn't run along the body as said in the novel, but it was constantly generated from the lower abdomen, and there was no flow at all.

After the ministers finished worshipping, Wu Fan figured out that there was no internal force at all, but because he was too nervous and excited, the muscles of his body did not listen to the command, which caused him to have an illusion. Because the feeling from the lower abdomen told Wu Fan, hurry up and end the court meeting, a bubble of urine seems to be a little unbearable, and if you delay it for a while, I don't know if there is an internal force erupting, but wetting your pants is for sure, it is necessary.

Wu Fan pinched his legs hard, clamped the little brother hard, in case the little guy suddenly had an uncontrollable malfunction, and shouted loudly with the words he learned from the TV series: "Zhongqing is flat~~~"

Li Banghua stood up with Wu Fan's words, both eyes were a little red, and he didn't know what pictures he had made up when he knelt down just now, in short, at this time, Li Banghua seemed to have suddenly risen to peace in the four seas, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment, and the four sides paid tribute from all sides, and said to Wu Fan excitedly: "Your Majesty, the ministers are guilty of disrespecting the holy order and disobeying the decree without authorization, and please suspend the punishment of Your Majesty." Just yesterday afternoon, a rumor suddenly began to circulate in the capital, saying that the emperor had decided to move the capital to avoid disaster and to give up Yanjing.

The rumors even mentioned that His Majesty had reached an agreement with the Chuang Rebellion to divide the river and rule, and completely ceded the Jiangbei to the Chuang Rebellion. The minister was shocked when he heard this, and summoned his colleagues from the Inspectorate to prepare to meet His Majesty, trying to admonish him with death, but unexpectedly he could not get close to the palace at all, and the palace guards said that His Majesty was unwell and could not meet the minister.

The minister inspected the Nine Cities, but saw that the soldiers in the Nine Gates Camp had almost fled, leaving only the empty barracks. Therefore, under the anger of the minister, he mistakenly believed the rumors, so that he made a move to resist the decree, because the minister thought that His Majesty had summoned the ministers to discuss the matter of moving the capital, so the minister and a group of like-minded colleagues put on court clothes at home, and prepared to wait for His Majesty to announce the relocation of the capital. ”

Li Banghua's words shocked Wang Chengen, Wang Chengen hurriedly knelt down beside Wu Fan, and said anxiously: "Your Majesty, after you suddenly fainted yesterday, the ministers were so shocked that they were a little at a loss, so they had to summon the imperial doctor to come to diagnose and order the palace gate to be blocked to prevent the news from leaking. And the minister really didn't receive a report from the palace guard, saying that Lord Li had led the crowd to try to see the news, it was not that the minister deliberately concealed it, the emperor. ”

Of course, Wu Fan trusted Wang Chengen, if Wang Chengen really had different intentions, he would not have hanged himself in the coal mountain with Chongzhen, so he just waved his hand to Wang Chengen and said, "Get up, I don't suspect anything about you." At that time, there was chaos in the palace, and you have been staying by my side, so you can forget if you miss a few messages. ”

When Wang Chengen wiped his cold sweat and stood up, Wu Fan asked Li Banghua: "Li Aiqing, have you now found out where the soldiers in the Nine Gates Camp have gone?" ”

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