Li Banghua's face was also a little embarrassed, he smiled bitterly, and replied, "Your Majesty, the minister is derelict in his duties." The minister had a preconceived idea and misunderstood His Majesty, so at that time, he thought that the Jiumen soldiers must have been transferred by His Majesty to prepare to move the capital, so he did not send someone to investigate in detail. Please give your majesty four hours of time, and the minister will definitely find out about this matter. ”

Fan Jingwen also went out at this time and said: "Your Majesty, when the minister transferred the Yanjing camp, he also found that something was wrong, and there was also a phenomenon of soldiers disappearing inexplicably in some barracks, but at that time, the minister and Lord Wang Jiayan were eager to complete the task assigned by His Majesty, and did not go to check it carefully. ”

Li Banghua and Fan Jingwen both rushed to find out about the inexplicable disappearance of the soldiers, whether it was to fight for power or try to behave in front of Wu Fan, Wu Fan didn't want to delve into it, anyway, he had a mobile phone in his hand, and he could know the changes in the thoughts of each minister at any time, this thing was much more powerful than Jinyiwei, Dongchang, Xichang, etc., and he was not afraid of any conspiracy at all. So Wu Fan simply handed over the matter to the two of them to deal with, anyway, Wu Fan himself didn't know how to deal with these things.

The later court meeting made Wu Fan's head bigger dozens of times, and one by one the ministers babbled to report various military affairs in various ministries, temples and departments, and Wu Fan did not understand everything. Also, it is really difficult for him to let a decorator like Wu Fan suddenly deal with the intricacies of the government.

So Wu Fan didn't express any opinion at all, just occasionally hummed, or directly said I know, anyway, it was all kinds of promises, but unexpectedly, this way, it highlighted his sense of mystery even more, Wu Fan's performance in this court meeting was completely made up by the ministers such as Fan Jingwen and Li Banghua Wu Fan belonged to the kind of wisdom that can be called a model of an emperor through the ages.

You must know that the political circle of the Ming Dynasty originally believed that the emperor was high and handed over things to the ministers to complete the good atmosphere, except for a few emperors like Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di who were extremely strong, the rest of the emperors were still mostly indifferent, which is also one of the reasons why there were so many authoritarian eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty.

The historical Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen was precisely because of the high desire for power and tried to take back the power from the hands of the ministers, so it led to constant disputes in the court, which made the Ming Dynasty kill constantly, and the heads were rolling, which gave the Manchu Qing Dynasty and Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong and others the opportunity to rise, of course, it is also necessary to count the excessive power of eunuchs in the late Ming Dynasty, the [***] prevailing in the officialdom, and several natural disasters, which eventually led to the collapse and fall of the Ming Dynasty.

Suddenly, Zhu Youzhen became Wu Fan, and Wu Fan is almost ignorant of politics, economics, and military, after all, you can't ask a decorator to suddenly do everything, even if he has a cheating mobile phone. Therefore, Wu Fan's image of not saying anything above the court suddenly became tall in the hearts of all the important ministers.

It's easy to wait until Wang Chengen shouted: "Retreat!" Wu Fan almost burst into tears all of a sudden, mud girl! It's finally over, this is more tiring than attending the opening ceremony of school when I was a child, this soaked urine almost suffocated Wu Fan out of prostatitis, and in the end, Wu Fan couldn't wait to reach out to the crotch of his pants and hold his little brother hard, and if Wu Fan hadn't figured out how to put his hand into the crotch of the dragon robe, maybe Wu Fan would have done it. Anyway, there is a dragon book case in the way, and it is estimated that except for Wang Chengen, no one else really can see it.

Wu Fan clamped his legs vigorously and left the Central Pole Hall slightly awkwardly. As soon as he walked into a passage with high walls on both sides next to the Zhongji Hall, Wu Fan turned his head and said to Wang Chengen, and the first thing he said was: "Where is the bathroom?" ”

Wang Chengen was stunned for a moment: "Your Majesty, do you want to wash your hands?" I'll arrange for someone to clean the handbasin now. ”

Wu Fan gritted his teeth and said, "It's not to wash my hands, I want to pee, pee!" ”

Wang Chengen then understood, and hurriedly arranged for someone to take the clean bucket, the problem is that Wu Fan has reached the point where he can't bear it at this time, looking at the little eunuch who is running to get the clean bucket like flying, Wu Fan knows that the flood situation can not wait for the little eunuch to come back, in order not to really pee into his pants, Wu Fan glared at Wang Chengen and said: "Take off my pants!" ”

So the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty to urinate everywhere appeared.

When Wang Chengen quickly helped Wu Fan take off his pants, water droplets could already be seen on the top of his little brother. The moment the floodgate was opened, Wu Fan felt that it was more refreshing than the emperor's previous dynasty, but what Wu Fan couldn't imagine was that at the same time as he opened the gate to release water, Wang Chengen actually reached out to help him hold his little brother, what the hell is the situation?

Wu Fan has never encountered this situation since he was a child, even if he was urinated by his parents when he was a child, he had never seen his parents help him help his little brother, and when Wu Fan ended the battle with a cold tremble, Wang Chengen carefully helped Wu Fan shake and shake off the last few drops, and then lightly helped Wu Fan put on his pants.

Wu Fan was almost about to look up to the sky at this time, it's really good to be an emperor, it's also good, this 10-year life is worth it, just rush to have someone to help shake after urinating, being able to be such an emperor for a year is enough.

When Wang Chengen helped Wu Fan clean up and stop his whole body, the little eunuch who ran to get the bucket ran back, Wang Chengen waved his hand from the little eunuch in the old distance, and the emperor was all solved, so don't take the bucket to the emperor's side to get tired of the emperor.

Under the guidance of Wang Chengen, Wu Fan took two steps forward, suddenly looked back at the ocean in the corner, and suddenly had a strange thought: If this was in his previous life, if he dared to urinate in the aisle next to the Zhonghe Hall (Zhongji Hall) in the Forbidden City, I am afraid that he would be dragged by the armed police to the small black house for education for most of the day, right?

Back in the dormitory, Wang Chengen commanded the eunuchs and palace maids to change their regular clothes for Wu Fan, serve tea and hand snacks, rub shoulders and legs and fan the wind, so busy all the time, Wu Fan comfortably took out the uncle's style, lying on the soft couch with his eyes slightly closed, except for opening his mouth to drink water and eat snacks, he didn't even have to move his fingers, just like that, Wu Fan still thought with a little regret, if his mobile phone could play some pop music, it would be almost perfect to get home.

When Wu Fan was almost relaxed, Wang Chengen waved his hand to drive the eunuchs and palace maids out of the palace, and while pressing Wu Fan's head hard, he asked softly: "Your Majesty, Lord Li is still waiting for you, when do you want to meet the envoy sent by Li Chuang?" ”

Wang Chengen's words completely knocked Wu Fan's idea of enjoyment away, sat up as soon as he straightened up, waved his hand at Wang Chengen and said, "Bang, forget this, hurry, lead me over." ”

Wu Fan let Wang Chengen help him put on his shoes, and easily carried the mobile phone he had been holding in his hand into his arms. It's not that Wu Fan wants Wang Chengen to see the mobile phone, it's really when Wang Chengen commanded the little eunuchs to change clothes for Wu Fan, Wu Fan's mobile phone has no place to hide, there is no way Wu Fan can only hold it in his own hands, fortunately Wu Fan is the emperor, although he has a thing in his hand that no one has ever seen, and no one dares to ask what it is, Wang Chengen once tried to help Wu Fan hold the mobile phone, how dare Wu Fan let the mobile phone leave his side, and immediately glared at him, including Wang Chengen, no one dared to touch Wu Fan's mobile phone again.

Although Wang Chengen knew about the existence of the mobile phone, Wu Fan would never make a mobile phone in front of the second person, so in Wang Chengen's opinion, it was just a strange glass brand, although I don't know why the emperor kept holding it in his hand, but Wang Chengen didn't take the mobile phone as a thing, there are too many treasures around the emperor, and Wang Chengen is no longer surprised.

Wu Fan sat in a small sedan chair for the two, and under the guidance of Wang Chengen, he came to the room where Li Jiantai and Li Zicheng's envoys were waiting. There are dozens of armor warriors standing outside the door, all of them are tall and murderous, obviously belonging to the elite of the Ming army, after all, the emperor is coming to meet the thieves, and Li Jiantai and Wang Chengen dare not have the slightest carelessness in the security work. Wang Chengen signaled with his hand that the warriors around the room didn't need to take any action, and turned around to open the sedan curtain for Wu Fan.

Wu Fan got down from the sedan chair and stood at the door to calm down a little, to say that Wu Fan was not nervous, it was false, after all, the upcoming meeting was related to whether Wu Fan could get through the current difficulties and make a good start for the next year's career as a free emperor. If Li Zicheng is successfully recruited, then Li Zicheng can be completely allowed to attack and destroy Zhang Xianzhong and other anti-kings.

And without Li Zicheng's attack on the north-capital, Wu Sangui would not have surrendered to the Qing Dynasty, no matter what Wu Sangui's character was, his military ability has been proven by history, and he is fully capable of holding the Shanhai Pass and blocking the Manchu Qing south.

Without the threat of Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong and the Manchu Qing Dynasty, it would not be a problem for Wu Fan to be the emperor steadily this year, as for things like governing the country and leveling the world, Wu Fan didn't think about it at all, whoever has the ability to achieve it, Wu Fan came with the same mentality as playing games, just thinking about enjoying a year of comfortable and luxurious emperor career, and then waved his hand, not taking away a single grass and tree, after leaving here, I will take it to the flood.

After Wu Fan stopped at the door, Wang Chengen took two steps, bowed and pushed open the door for Wu Fan, and at the same time shouted in a long voice: "The emperor has arrived." ”

Wu Fan walked in, there were only three people in the room, as Wu Fan came in, Li Jiantai hurriedly stood up and bowed to greet Wu Fan, and the other two people looked a little nervous, followed by Li Jiantai stood up, but he didn't know how to give a salute, one of them may be too nervous, and brought down the chair at his feet, and with a bang, the two of them were even startled, and they didn't know whether to greet Wu Fan first, or help the chair up first.

Wu Fan saw the performance of these two Li Zicheng envoys, and his originally apprehensive heart suddenly calmed down, I am the emperor, what am I afraid of? In this world, everyone should be afraid of me, but I don't need to be afraid of anyone, even if it's the so-called wise and martial Huang Taiji? I'm in a hurry and I'll delete you directly from my phone, isn't it just a few years of life, I Wu Fan doesn't have anything else, it's just a long life, haha.

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