After arriving home, Baozi deliberately fell a few steps behind, I locked the car and was about to go upstairs, Baozi pulled me and asked in a low voice: "What did you say to my dad?" ”

I was so confused that I said casually: "Anyway, your father gave you to me, and you will be Xiao Xiang's in the future." ”

"How much is the gift?"

"50,000."

"Huh?" Baozi exclaimed and immediately said, "How much?" ”

I said: "Really 50,000, I told your dad to give 20,000 first and then give the rest the day before the door, your dad didn't agree, and then I said that when I gave 30,000 first, I would give the remaining 20,000 when I passed the door, and your dad would be happy, worthy of studying accounting, and he is quite sensitive to numbers." ”

Baozi slapped me and ran upstairs, saying, "I'll call my dad myself." ”

She went upstairs and went into the bedroom to watch TV, and also pulled Master Li. Women are really a kind of animal that can't stand loneliness, which is manifested in pulling a cushion back for everything, watching TV, shopping, bathing, and eating snacks, so since ancient times, hermits are all men, Tao Yuanming can "pick chrysanthemums and see Nanshan leisurely under the east fence" when he is alone, Li Qingzhao can only let out a sad voice when he is lonely, "cold and miserable relatives". Most men will have the idea of killing their rivals before martyrdom, that is because of hatred and shame, while women will generally dress up beautifully, smile like flowers, ask their lovers to have the last candlelight dinner (of course, men don't know), and then happily go to bed for the last time, and finally drink highly toxic milk, women do this for one reason: afraid of loneliness in the underworld. Look, if a man wants to kill a woman, he has to overcome moral constraints, and if a woman wants to kill a man, it is a man who is a man who is a man of arson, which shows that men are the real vulnerable group.

I went upstairs to hang up my coat, and I saw that except for Master Li, Qin Shi Huang and Liu Bang, they were all consciously sitting in their positions, waiting for me, Xiang Yu rubbed his hands and said, "Xiaoqiang, what should I do tomorrow?" ”

I looked at him and said uncomfortably, "Feather...... Elder brother...... Are you really ready this time? ”

Xiang Yu nodded firmly.

“…… Okay, our plan doesn't need to be changed, today is Zhang Bing's dinner for the teacher, and tomorrow she will invite her back, and you will continue to appear......"

Xiang Yu imagined it for a moment, and suddenly said nervously: "What should I say the first sentence?" ”

I immediately brushed the ground and waved my hand: "No need, let's think of another plan." ”

Liu Bang said with a smile: "Actually, Xiao Ji has already figured out a way, he was inspired by today and decided to start with Zhang Bing's grandfather first." ”

"Oh?" I looked at Xiang Yu curiously, and saw that he was full of confidence again. The power of love is really great, and the overlord of Chu, who is forced to be brave, has learned to use the trick of drawing salary from the bottom of the kettle.

"I've asked the teacher," Xiang Yu said, "Every Saturday, Ah Yu will go home to visit his grandfather, and tomorrow will be Saturday......" Xiang Yu took out the newspaper that had drawn the map, pointed back and forth between the school and the dormitory of the old district committee with his big hand, and frowned, "Now there is only one difficulty left, and that is how to get the teacher to get close to Ah Yu again." ”

"Crooked (that) is very simple, let Sisi (Shishi) keep his mouth (this), can't he just pretend to run into a grin again?" Qin Shi Huang picked up a pencil and drew circles around the district party committee's dormitory.

Liu Bang glanced at Xiang Yu and said, "It's unbelievable, you have fought for so many years and you can't even arrange a little formation." ”

Xiang Yu was not annoyed, rubbed his hands and said, "The way is a good way, but who knows which way Ah Yu will go home?" He snatched Qin Shi Huang's pencil and repeated it on the circle he had drawn, saying, "Where should the master meet her?" ”

Liu Bang smacked his lips and said, "It would be nice to have a strategic map, or a team of sentinels." ”

I thought about it for a while and ran downstairs to pick up the laptop, opened it, found a blue and white sphere icon and clicked on it, and then a picture of the earth appeared, and a group of people stared at each other and asked, "What is this?" ”

I snapped my fingers and said, "It's unbelievable that you've been here for so long and you don't even know about Google Earth." ”

I found the big rooster in China, clicked in, found the province, clicked in, and then the city, the district...... I slowly approached the place where we were from a god-like perspective, and this time it was Xiang Yu who first spotted a few familiar roads and a few buildings with the surname of the symbol, and he said in surprise: "Isn't this where we live?" He pointed to a small building on the screen and shouted to the confused Liu Bang, "Don't you see it yet, we're here now." ”

Liu Bang immediately recognized the mahjong parlor at the entrance of the alley, and as the picture gradually became clear, even the flower pots at our door and the rope for drying clothes at the neighbor's house were faintly visible, Liu Bang was shocked and said: "If there was such a picture, it would be much easier to fight." ”

Qin Shi Huang said curiously: "Tianha (below) is a round drop? ”

Jing Ke glanced at him with disdain and said, "How is it possible? Didn't the people down there fall? Then he pointed to our small building and said, "Can you see the people inside?" ”

In the face of their various questions, I can only say: "Let's discuss Brother Yu's problem first, and then I will explain gravity to you later." ”

The former district party committee building is not difficult to find, the district party committee dormitory is behind it, I found that the former district party committee building facing the street has been blocked by the commercial buildings that have risen behind, and the road to the dormitory is crowded to only one path, I pointed to this sheep intestine path and said: "This is Zhang Bing's only way, let the teacher stay here is foolproof." ”

Jing Ke suddenly said: "Who will go to such a deserted path?" ”

We were shocked together, and secretly ashamed, even fools thought of this, and it seemed that it would not work without finding a sufficient reason.

Liu Bang held his chin and said, "Let's just say that the master has relatives here." ”

Qin Shi Huang shook his head: "It's too coquettish, right?" Zaishe (said), in such a small place, they all call each other names, what should Zhang Bing do if he wants to ask? ”

We were all silent, and then racked our brains to think of excuses, and the atmosphere was quite solemn.

At this time, Master Li came out of the bathroom and saw our demented appearance, so he came over and asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?" ”

I turned the computer at her, gave her a general introduction, and finally said, "This is Zhang Bing's only way, but we really can't think of a reason why you are there." ”

Master Li glanced at us deeply, took out the phone, dialed, and spoke: "Hey Zhang Bing, will we go shopping together tomorrow?" …… Oh yes, you still have to visit grandpa, can I go with you? …… Okay, then I'll be there waiting for you. ”

Master Li snapped the phone, glanced at us again, and said, "It's unbelievable that you guys have made such a simple matter so complicated." After saying that, he walked away.

We looked at each other dumbfounded, and it took me a long time before I said haha, "This is called a wise man's thousand worries must be lost, hahaha." ”

Liu Bang nodded vigorously: "Well, that's it, I like this sentence." ”

Qin Shi Huang: "Who said this, is it very right?" ”

Before Jing Ke could speak, I immediately said the second half of the sentence: "A fool must have a thousand thoughts." ”

Jing Ke thought for a long time and said, "The previous sentence is quite good. ”

I closed the computer and said, "Okay, now let's move on to the rest of the matter - after the master followed Zhang Bing to her house, you can take Brother Yu to contact her grandfather under the pretext of visiting by the road, Brother Yu, do you think so?" ”

Xiang Yu nodded and said, "It's best to let the master find out Grandpa Yu's hobbies for the first time......" Speaking of this, Yu was very embarrassed by his old scheming, and said with a smile, "This is all learned from Xiaoqiang." By the way, Xiaoqiang, what did Uncle Xiang tell you in the house? ”

I was shocked, "Don't call him uncle." ”

Xiang Yu said: "I'm talking about Baozi and her father, what do I call my uncle?" ”

“…… Just call it a small item. ”

Analyze, Xiang Yu is the nth generation ancestor of Baozi, that is, the n-1 generation ancestor of Baozi's father Lao Xiang, if I talk to Xiang Yu's peers, then I am the brother of Lao Xiang's n-1 generation ancestor, if I speak as Lao Xiang's son-in-law, that Xiang Yu will also be my nth generation ancestor, and then, if Xiang Yu calls Lao Xiang uncle, then Lao Xiang is twice as long as Xiang Yu, so it means that he is my father-in-law at the same time, or my n+1 generation ancestor......

So he came to such a conclusion, if Xiang Yu calls the old Xiang uncle, then my gray grandson is decided; But if I call Xiang Yu Brother Yu, then I am the brother of the n-1st generation ancestor of Lao Xiang, and for the time being, I will be called the n-1st generation uncle ancestor, then I will still be the nth generation of Baozi's uncle ancestor, Baozi is my wife, I ...... I am my own ancestor!

In this way, it seems that I have taken advantage of the old Xiang and my own by calling Xiang Yu a few more times......

It's too messy, it's even messier than "Back to the Future", but he's almost [***], I'm a little simpler, at least Xiang Yu didn't fall in love with buns.

What a blessing in misfortune.

(To be continued)